Panda Cloudwalker

>A panda
>Ultra buttery movie popcorn
>A laser blade

>Day FETCH ME THE BUTTAH on the Death Star
>You are not Anon.
>You are PANDA, GODTIER KING OF THE BAMBOO FOREST
>Also you're good with lightsabers.
>Good thing too, because Darth Yellowquiet hasn't tried to approach you since you showed off your laser blade prowess.
>She's up to something, though, and you're going to figure out what.
>You bring along your bag of ultra buttery movie popcorn (80% butter, 25% popped corn!) in case you need to lay a trap.
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>You come upon an unusually shaped room, like a donut.
>You see fog pouring out of the pit in the center.
>"So you've found the carbonite freezing chamber, have you, Panda Cloudwalker?"
>Her voice stops you in your tracks.
>You were sure she'd given up.
>But no. There on the other side of the pit stands the indomitible...
>Darth Shy!
>She whips out her laser-dildo, and leaps forward to engage you in combat.
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>You dodge her strike and throw the bag of UBMP at her hooves, coating them with slippery goodness.
>Sorry, popped corn-san. You will be missed.
>Shy struggles to stay upright, so you do the gentlemanly thing and push her into the pit.
>You waltz over to the control panel and push the biggest button.
>Some odd contraption descends from the ceiling and and fills the pit with liquid nitrogen.
>Shy has been frozen...
>But from behind a nearby steampipe leaps the dreaded Empress Celestia!
>She grabs you with her magic and draws you ever closer...
>WILL OUR HERO ESCAPE FROM THE TERRIBLE CLUTCHES OF CELESITA?
>WILL ANON EVER GET A GIRLFRIEND?
>TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE THRILLING CONCLUSION OF
>FUCKING FLUTTERSHY