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  1. 06/08/2011 23:16:34 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks They have their own window, you two have yours.
  2. 06/08/2011 23:17:38 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks While they got about spelunking and such, you two could check the job board, see if there's anything that potentially interests you
  3. 06/08/2011 23:17:45 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks Or get to know each other better, also
  4. 06/08/2011 23:18:03 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret (I figured I'd get drunk and start a barfight.)
  5. 06/08/2011 23:19:54 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks (Keep in mind a lot of these adventurers help fuel the town's 2-nd largest contributor their income. They'll likely take the fighting in good spirits, just don't maim or kill them.)
  6. 06/08/2011 23:19:57 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks (Too much.)
  7. 06/08/2011 23:20:36 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks Wallace slaps down a few more mugs in front of you.
  8. 06/08/2011 23:20:50 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks Talltree's looks like five mugs got taped together and just hosed with fine brew.
  9. 06/08/2011 23:21:06 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks You feel the bartender is starting to know you a little better.
  10. 06/08/2011 23:21:09 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret He's shotgunning beer cans through time.
  11. 06/08/2011 23:21:14 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret (SOCIAL LINK GO?)
  12. 06/08/2011 23:21:30 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks (I AM THOU THOU ART I UNLOCKED SOCCER TEAM SOCIAL LINK)
  13. 06/08/2011 23:21:53 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret "hello."
  14. 06/08/2011 23:22:48 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret "My name is Kida TrackFeet"
  15. 06/08/2011 23:23:04 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks ( Hahah :D )
  16. 06/08/2011 23:23:31 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret Talltree just keeps knocking them back.
  17. 06/08/2011 23:23:44 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret (Do I have to like... roll. To see if I'm getting drunk?)
  18. 06/08/2011 23:23:49 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret Kida drinks up another.
  19. 06/08/2011 23:23:56 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret He feels slightly woozy.
  20. 06/08/2011 23:23:58 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks (SIGH)
  21. 06/08/2011 23:24:03 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks (NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ROLL)
  22. 06/08/2011 23:24:12 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret "My parents are muggles."
  23. 06/08/2011 23:24:15 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret (fine go back to your rogues)
  24. 06/08/2011 23:24:20 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks (ahaha)
  25. 06/08/2011 23:24:36 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret "Are you a muggle Mr. Treebeard?"
  26. 06/08/2011 23:25:22 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret Talltree lets loose another booming laugh. He fades in and out of Dwarven when drunk. "M-My partents"<had the same>"name, they were"<Urist and Urist! Hah hah hah!>
  27. 06/08/2011 23:25:35 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret Kida climbs up on Talltree's head, almost losing his footing at one point.
  28. 06/08/2011 23:26:10 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret "Hahahah, no way! I.. I can <speak Dwarven> too y'know! My brother was a Dwarf, we won him from some traders..."
  29. 06/08/2011 23:27:06 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret "Look Treebeard, take me to Tatooine or I'll cut your throat!"
  30. 06/08/2011 23:28:39 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret <No rocking way! No one speaks... goddamn Dwarven around here! I can't speak Common worth a shit> Talltree grunts, reaching up and picking the Halfling off him. He holds him in front of his eyes with a huge grin on his face. <Where the hell is Tatooine?>
  31. 06/08/2011 23:29:51 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret Kida stares at you blankly, his finger wavers a little in directions before pointing to the ceiling. "<Beyond the unknown young one>" He taps your head with a sensei smile.
  32. 06/08/2011 23:32:19 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret <Hell... feck. We should do some... adventurin'. That's what adventurers do, right?> Talltree plonks the Halfling on the bar among the debris of the 25 mugs of beer he drank and stands, stretching and stumbling a bit.
  33. 06/08/2011 23:33:36 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret <Damn straight. Now where'd I put meh bow...> Kida searches a little before grabbing his bow and hoisting it round his shoulders once again. <Y'know... There's needs bees more guys like yous and me's in these.. parts.> Kida takes a step on to the stool and then the floor.
  34. 06/08/2011 23:35:42 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret Talltree picks him up and sets him on his shoulders again, stumbling a way through the bar towards the job board and thumping to his knees in front of it, eyeballs close to it, reading the print. <... I can't read this shit, whassit say?>
  35. 06/08/2011 23:36:37 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret Kida scans the board... <hmmm.. Ooh.. Missing cat? You interested in this one?>
  36. 06/08/2011 23:37:24 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret <Nahh, summit more manly.>
  37. 06/08/2011 23:37:43 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret Kida scans the board once again.. <Oooh. Missing dragon!>
  38. 06/08/2011 23:38:07 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks (In the spirit of drunkedness....) Most of the boards on these jobs have stickers. Some of these stickers have colors. Like yellow. In fact most of them are stickers. Like red, but green as well. You can see there are jobs on these papers.
  39. 06/08/2011 23:38:30 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks One in particular stands out to you. It stands and demands that you fight a ghost. In a tower.
  40. 06/08/2011 23:38:53 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret <A ghost!>
  41. 06/08/2011 23:39:05 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret <Wait.. My arrows are no much for the immaterial>
  42. 06/08/2011 23:39:29 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret It doesn't sound as good as the missing dragon, but damn amazing. Talltree vaguely remembers some process involving taking the job, and he reaches for the paper. <Pfft... s'alright... I can punch it.>
  43. 06/08/2011 23:40:05 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks There are other jobs too You think you see something about a tugboat
  44. 06/08/2011 23:40:09 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks A runaway tugboat?
  45. 06/08/2011 23:40:14 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks Tugboat gone missing??
  46. 06/08/2011 23:40:30 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks Evil entity has stolen my boat. He tugged it away from me and now it's on the water.
  47. 06/08/2011 23:40:45 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks You are far too drunk to read these words or taste this chicken, you guys.
  48. 06/08/2011 23:41:07 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret <We should burn the paper. That way... No one can track us!>
  49. 06/08/2011 23:41:21 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret <Ever heard the term.... forensics?>
  50. 06/08/2011 23:41:38 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret Talltree wads up the paper and stuffs it in his mouth for safekeeping. Through a wad of paper he says, <Nhhuhh>
  51. 06/08/2011 23:41:56 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret <Me neither, but it sounds cool. Let's go!>
  52. 06/08/2011 23:42:33 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks Tugboat or ghost?
  53. 06/08/2011 23:42:40 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret Tugboat.
  54. 06/08/2011 23:42:47 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret (Let's roll)
  55. 06/08/2011 23:43:35 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret (Do we get deductions from our rolls for being drunk?_
  56. 06/08/2011 23:43:48 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks You get +infinity to all your checks
  57. 06/08/2011 23:43:51 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret After some re-figuring out how a door works, Talltree charges out into the afternoon/time of day
  58. 06/08/2011 23:44:01 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret (O: It's like being on crack)
  59. 06/08/2011 23:44:22 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret <Heh heh, Treebeard, I carry you now!>
  60. 06/08/2011 23:44:48 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret Kida readies his arms for Talltree to jump on.
  61. 06/08/2011 23:45:25 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks (do it faget)
  62. 06/08/2011 23:45:36 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret (This will need a N20 STR)
  63. 06/08/2011 23:45:50 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret (9+infinity)
  64. 06/08/2011 23:45:55 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret Talltree jumps.
  65. 06/08/2011 23:46:05 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret Kida catches.
  66. 06/08/2011 23:46:33 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks The ground shatters.
  67. 06/08/2011 23:46:37 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks But not your spine.
  68. 06/08/2011 23:47:07 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret <Man in the sky lied to me, he said I could do anything :/>
  69. 06/08/2011 23:49:04 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret Talltree steps off you, sitting down in the dust to avoid falling down. <Better than I've seen happen to some, heh heh>.
  70. 06/08/2011 23:49:13 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks You survived
  71. 06/08/2011 23:49:18 redundantRegret random-spasm@hotmail.com, Seeks You could have walked on.
  72. 06/08/2011 23:50:02 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret (I'm drunk. Give me a moment :P)
  73. 06/08/2011 23:50:40 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret <We should find that boat>
  74. 06/08/2011 23:50:44 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret Kida tries to sober up.
  75. 06/08/2011 23:50:58 Seeks random-spasm@hotmail.com, redundantRegret He rolls a natural 8.
  76. 06/08/2011 23:51:09 random-spasm@hotmail.com Seeks, redundantRegret Talltree scoops him up and continues running, figuring they can both sober up with a jump in an ice-cold lake full of evil spirits.
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