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- >Own a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
- >Simple mind, big heart
- >You've set yourself down on the couch with a book and a cup of tea, with Fluffy resting on the floor under your hand for belly rubs
- >Fluffy looks at your mug curiously
- >"Daddy? Wat yoo dwink?"
- "It's called 'Tea', Fluffy. It's Daddy's favourite drink."
- >Actually your favourite drink is vodka, but you see where this is heading and you'd rather not have to deal with an alcoholic fluffy pony
- >"Fwuffy twy tee pwease?"
- "I dunno Fluffy, this is very hot. It might give your tongue owies."
- >"Fwuffy be cawefuw! Pweeeeeese Daddy?"
- >You sigh
- "Alright, you can try a little."
- >You pour some of your tea into a saucer for Fluffy to drink out of
- >It cools down pretty quickly once it's out of a mug, so it should be fine...
- >Fluffy looks at the saucer full of lukewarm tea, sniffs it, and laps at it
- >She pauses for a moment, her eyes going wide
- >"I say, father, this is truly a wonderful blend! Should I go so far as to say this is is Pure Ceylon?"
- >OHGODWHATTHEFUCKHOLYSHITCALLAPRIEST
- >Fluffy shakes her head, as if clearing it
- >"Tee nice, but Fwuffy wike wawa betta. Fank'oo Daddy."
- >She lies back down and assumes the belly rub position
- >You just don't know what went wrong...
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