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- >”Well wait wha...” You start as you begin to process
- >Rainbow takes a deep breathe. “She must have just wanted a ‘birthday’ with friends. Her real birthday wasn’t a few months ago... it was a few days ago.”
- >”Wait... why didn’t she tell me?”
- >”NOT IMPORTANT! They have her, the Rainbow Patrol’s taking her now!”
- >All the no’s
- >Wait a second dude.
- >Fuck off brain, now is the time for action.
- >NO! I need to tell you.... I’m with you man.
- >Thanks brain, let’s do this.
- >You bolt to your house, the door had already been kicked in.
- >In your room.
- >YES
- >You grab the small wrapped package and head out down the road.
- >You’re running faster than you’ve ever run.
- >Take off!
- >Wait, what?
- >Dash has you by your armpits....
- >”You... you’re going to help?” You shout up to her over the noise.
- >She looks down at you and smiles. “I’m your bro, you know I got your back.”
- >“What about ‘tradition’ and all that stuff?”
- >Her gaze is stern and set in stone. “Fuck tradition, this is a family matter.”
- >Ok, this is bad, but you’re sure things will....
- >Damn that cloud’s low to the ground.
- >that’s no cloud, that’s a zeppelin.
- >Dang that thing is huge, how did you miss that flying outside of P0nyville?
- >Dash looks down at you, “You’ll get one free shot. I’ll try to land you close by.”
- >Free shot? Free shot at what?
- >Whoa! that’s a dive... The ground’s getting pretty close.
- >What’s that?
- >Shit, 2 Pegasus guards and 1 Scootaloo. Now you get it.
- >Perpendicular angle to them, buzzing the grassline, getting close.
- >You raise your feet up and brace for impact.
- >Damnit! the first guard spots you and hits the dirt.
- >No such luck for the second.
- >BAM! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!
- >Dash whips around and you’re back on the ground not 10 feet away.
- >Oh man, that guard that ducked is back up.
- >”What do you hope to accomplish?” He booms at you. “Even if she were to try to run, it would just fail!”
- >”“The only guaranteed way to fail,” you say as you toss out the package you were so set to grab. “Is to not even try.”
- >The scooter you’ve worked so hard on rolls to a stop just in front of Scootaloo.
- >She looks at it for a second and smiles.
- >Now you got it kid.
- >What’s that move where you grab the handlebars and whip the scooter/bike’s body around?
- >Whatever it is, Scoots does it.
- >The remaining guard falls to the ground as his foreleg gets smacked out from under him.
- >You don’t need to say it, but you do anyways. “RUN!”
- >Damn you forgot how fast she could be on one of those things.
- >Two more guards pile out of the zeppelin.
- >Dash, damn that magnificent mare.
- >She buzzes them hard and fast and they take off after her.
- >All that’s left is Captain Killjoy who’s recovered and starts off towards Scoots.
- >Oh hell nah!
- >10 feet? You close that easy.
- >Want to fly ass? Well you have a hold of his back legs and.... uh-oh
- >Dummy, Dash could lift you, why did you think he couldn’t.
- >Carry? I don’t care!
- >FALCON PUNCH!
- >You rolled a nat 20 on your called shot, his balls.
- >Ok, new problem, gravity.
- >You grab him around the waist and twist your body.
- >You saw this in a movie once.
- >In theory, his body will absorb most of the impact and your kinetic energy will.....
- >Hello ground.
- >You cough and spit the blood out of your mouth.
- >You pray you only bit your lip.
- >Now, have to make sure...
- >AH MY LEG!
- >A hoof knocks your leg out from under you.
- >A second sends you to the ground sprawled on your back.
- >Damn, this asshole’s still alive and kicking.
- >He’s on you. Pinning you to the ground with his fore hooves.
- >He rears back and...
- >Crack! There goes a rib or two.
- >”Couldn’t just let the little waste go, could you?” He growls as he rears back.
- >Sorry Scoots, Hope you can find some other family.
- >What’s that noise?
- >Damn, your girl CAN fly.
- >She leans back.
- >A backflip, ballsy move.
- >The rear wheel of Scootaloo’s scooter makes contact with the homicidal guards face.
- >He sprawls across the field.
- >She swings back around.
- >Why isn’t she smiling? She should be ecstatic.
- >You look over your shoulder.
- >Oh, may have something to do with the small army behind you.
- >Well, it was fun. You did your best.
- >Least you can do is go down with some dignity.
- >”Company!” You hear a cry from somewhere. “CHARGE!”
- >Welp....
- >The first few ranks stop. They don’t just stop, they hit something, like an invisible wall.
- >Are you a wizard?
- >Wait, what are you seeing?
- >A boulder flies out of left field and breaks the ranks.
- >From the rear, it looks like bodies are flying.
- >Is that? Is that really Pinkie Pie sucking p0nies into a cartoon dust cloud?
- >You turn to run, but you notice that at least 3 guards had found their way around the shield, guess it wasn’t a bubble.
- >”You hurt my friend, I will be. YOUR. END!” Fluttershy impacts the ground between you and them.
- >Are they just running from her stare? Damn.
- >Rainbow pops down next to you. “Get Scootaloo and get out of here Dash.” You shout.
- >She doesn’t question you. She takes the kid and zooms off.
- >You turn back as the last of the dust settles. Aside from Fluttershy who’s now next to you and Rainbow Dash, you see Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie, and Applejack.
- >You... you helped me.
- >”Well duh silly, we’re your friends.”
- >”And we couldn’t possibly let poor Scootaloo suffer any heartache.” Rarity adds.
- >Damn, that was... damn.
- >An unfamiliar voice calls from the battlefield. “Bravo, my little ponies.”
- >Fluttershy starts shaking next to you and her eyes are nothing but pinpricks.
- >You put a comforting hand on her shoulder. It doesn’t help much.
- >“Th...th....the Director....” She spits out.
- >Through the smoke walks a muscled, older Pegasus with an eyepatch.
- >Why an eyepatch? Oh that’s right, because he’s evil.
- >You puff out your chest and stare him down. “You’re not taking her.” You warn.
- >The bastard laughs. “What? Will you use the ‘Elements of Harmony’ to turn me into a sunflower or something?”
- >Oh man. Brain you with me?
- >Fuck yes.
- >Feet? What’s the temperature like?
- >Hot bro.
- >Body?
- >I’ve seen better days, but I’ll manage.
- >Heart?
- >Do you even need to ask?
- >”They could use the elements.” You start walking towards him, picking up a stick as you do. “Or I could just beat on you until you beg me to stop.”
- >The ass is just smiling at you
- >You start walking fast. Just before you break into a run, you hear Rainbow.
- >”Stop!”
- >What the hell? She’s supposed to be getting Scootaloo out of here, why’s are they back.
- >The Director looks up at her. “Ah finally, somep0ny with a sense of tradition.” He points to the ground with a hoof. “If you’d be so kind and bring the child here please.”
- >Ha, like she’d ever.... What? Rainbow? why are you going to him?
- >Her head hangs low “you’re a p0ny of tradition and rules huh?”
- >Bro, why are you doing this?
- >With outstretched hooves, she presents Scootaloo, poor Scootaloo. She’s not even struggling.
- >The Director pauses, examines the filly.
- >He just shrugs and turns away leaving Dash with Scootaloo.
- >”Oh well, traditions are tradition. I’ll spare any repercussions seeing as though you all are the Princess’ special favorites.”
- >What’s happening?
- >Twilight interjects. “Oh don’t worry, she’ll hear all about it and this factory!”
- >The Director turns and raises an eyebrow. “My dear, who do you think authorized the facility in the first place?”
- >And like that, he takes off.
- >That’s it.
- >You fall back into the dirt, sitting in stunned silence.
- >”Th.. Thank you.” Is all you can muster.
- >They’re all looking at you with smiles.
- >Friends looking after friends. Can it get any better?
- >Dash flutters over and lets Scootaloo down in front of you.
- >She has her mark... She found her place.
- >A scooter overlayed on what appears to be a painted human hand.....
- >No helping it, you’re crying and you don’t give a damn.
- >She smiles, her own eyes misting over. “You... you came for... for me.”
- >”Didn’t I say i wasn’t going to just leave you?”
- >She flies into your arms and presses her face into your chest. “Daddy!”
- >Well that just made you cry harder.
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