Cooking

<Alivi> I WILL MURDER HIM
<Alivi> Omg
<Alivi> he has come into my room while I am working over 6 times
<Alivi> and the last one was the last straw
<Alivi> Ive been telling him to eat the deli meat he wanted me to get for him ages ago.
<Alivi> Its over 3-4 weeks old now
<Alivi> right?
<lurkd> .tell Gara http://scpsandbox2.wdfiles.com/local--files/lurks-lair/Loren.png
<Glacon> lurkd: I'll pass that along.
<Alivi> He comes in. "So….when meat is slimy to the touch….is it good to eat."
<Alivi> ……YOU ARE A SCIENTIST HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS
<Alivi> AgentFlowers: T.T
<PaulS_laptop> that meat should still be fine, provided he cooks it
* PaulS_laptop once ate 4 month expired sausage. it wwas remarkably salami-like
<Alivi> it is deli meat
<Alivi> as in cold cut
<Alivi> as in it spoils faster
<PaulS_laptop> even cold cuts. Just take it and throw it in a frying pan
<PaulS_laptop> quick sear and it'll be safe to eat
<PaulS_laptop> and, if bologna, positively delicious
<PaulS_laptop> (fried bologna sandwiches are <3)
<Alivi> PaulS_laptop:
<PaulS_laptop> if he doesn't want it, I'll eat it
<Alivi> As a person who cooks, and has researched food science.
<PaulS_laptop> Alivi:
<Alivi> It is really really really unsafe to do that.
<PaulS_laptop> I've only ever gotten sick from ffood once. And that was the one time I let my ex cook for me.
<Alivi> It is fine for you if you want to take the risk. But just cooking meat that is expired or bad can still be harmful and can still cause food poisioning.
<Alivi> It is why resturants dont keep products for too long
<PaulS_laptop> "does it smell okay?" is generally my rule of thumb
<Alivi> but if it is slimy you shouldnt eat it either
<PaulS_laptop> but then, I'm also on Fish and Game's roadkill list
* PaulS_laptop legit eats roadkill
<Alivi> good for you?
<Alivi> lol
<PaulS_laptop> so my standards are fairly low
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<Alivi> Ive had food that though the meat didnt smell off, the slimy texture and then bad taste left it pretty bad. Even after I cooked it
<PaulS_laptop> he should eat it, or give it to me. I'll eat it
<Alivi> it is just better to be safe than sorry.
<Alivi> I dont think he should and I told him he should throw it out.
* PaulS_laptop morally opposed to wasting food
<Alivi> as am I. But if it is bad and inedible. Then you shouldnt eat it
<Alivi> It is risking disease.
<PaulS_laptop> then cook it well and call it good
<PaulS_laptop> unless it smells off, then it's too far gone, and probably best used as bait
<Alivi> You cant really cook it though.
<Alivi> This isnt the type of bacteria you can just cook away
<Alivi> it is off. It is done. It is unsafe to eat.
<PaulS_laptop> slimy is not an appropriate indication of offness
<PaulS_laptop> because slimy is surface stuff
<PaulS_laptop> brb, have to put the car out
<PaulS_laptop> back
<Alivi> ok
<Soulless> Ok so
<Soulless> Let's not talk about generally unsafe foo practices
<Alivi> Soulless~
<Soulless> food
<Alivi> How have you been
<Soulless> even if you disagree with them