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- [19:16:49] @MYTH Derrik: I heard people were ready for my great?
- [19:17:28] @MYTH Derrik: Besides that, kinda sick right now actually. I tried to collect some snow specimens on the one day it was hitting negatives,
- [19:17:55] @MYTH Acera: Hi Derrik!
- [19:19:19] @MYTH Derrik: Hello little Acey. You're such a cute niece as usual. Well bar that one incident at thanksgiving a few years back. That was very very scary, I've never seen someone fight like that
- [19:20:10] @MYTH Derrik: And I've seen a few fights in my day! Getting straight to the point, DeeEmZee are you ready?
- [19:20:21] @MYTH Acera: Fighting people is fun!
- [19:20:43] Sceptilespy: debatable
- [19:20:44] @MYTH Acera: Especially that bitch who thought they could steal that piece of turkey I was eyeing
- [19:20:48] @MYTH Acera: :D
- [19:21:17] @MYTH Derrik: She kinda broke his leg after he took the leg she was eyeing
- [19:21:24] @MYTH Acera: Both actually
- [19:21:42] DeeEmZee: am here sorry
- [19:21:46] Sceptilespy: thanksgiving law #19, if someone is eyeing a piece, it is their's
- [19:21:48] DeeEmZee: yeah am ready
- [19:21:52] Sceptilespy: he had it coming
- [19:21:54] @MYTH Acera: then I went for the arm before someone grabbed me
- [19:22:30] @MYTH Derrik: You were attacking Lilac's boyfriend, that greaser
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- [19:30:49] DeeEmZee: thanks for the match derrik!
- [19:30:53] @MYTH Derrik: no problem
- [19:31:00] @MYTH Derrik: I'll see you again soon hopefully
- [19:31:23] @MYTH Acera: Wait Dad didn't tell you about the other times I attacked people
- [19:31:36] @MYTH Derrik: ..No my brother didn't tell me of anything like that
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- [19:32:21] @MYTH Derrik: and I'm glad he didn't. It's not very befitting of a girl of your stature
- [19:32:27] @MYTH Acera: But
- [19:32:28] Sceptilespy: debatable
- [19:32:35] @MYTH Acera: it's fun
- [19:32:48] @MYTH Acera: the sound of bone cracking mmm
- [19:33:38] Sceptilespy: oh boi
- [19:34:50] @MYTH Derrik: Sceptile you don't quite get it. Acera's mother is of noble lineage or in your terms, of a higher breed. From the days where that title mattered of course, it's besmirched by CEOs and the like today.
- [19:35:42] @MYTH Derrik: She's also batshit insane with the things she's done but my brother's still attracted to her after 20 plus years
- [19:37:04] Sceptilespy: h-how
- [19:37:18] Sceptilespy: i have been enlightened
- [19:38:47] @MYTH Derrik: In fact, she carries her mother's maiden name on everything except the birth certificate and official records. She has to in order to inherit the family property which isn't much but a large house and a bunch of land for her share. Lisa gets the other half.
- [19:39:41] @MYTH Acera: Yeah it's that or my mother fights her siblings for it duel type manner
- [19:39:52] @MYTH Acera: my grandfather had some wild ideas
- [19:40:16] @MYTH Acera: of course I have to fight my cousins too but that's easy
- [19:40:27] @MYTH Acera: It's why dad taught us how to defend ourselves
- [19:41:55] @MYTH Acera: Grandpa died recently so uh
- [19:42:03] @MYTH Acera: ..well fuck it's duel time soon
- [19:46:46] @MYTH Derrik: Well your cousins on your mother's side don't seem too threatening. From the way you fight you can surely take on all 3 of your mother's siblings and their children.
- [19:46:52] @MYTH Derrik: Just don't try to kill them
- [19:47:05] @MYTH Acera: If I do our claim is void.
- [19:47:30] Sceptilespy: oh wow
- [19:47:37] Sceptilespy: you guys have a weird/cool family
- [19:47:41] Sceptilespy: hard to decide really
- [19:48:08] @MYTH Acera: Grandpa is mean. He won't let me be life-endangering even after he passes :[
- [19:49:47] @MYTH Derrik: Well it's interesting to say the least
- [19:51:09] @MYTH Derrik: Really wish my nieces and my sister in la-actually just the nieces didn't need to fight in a battle royale for inheritance but y'know
- [19:52:27] Sceptilespy: out here fighting for inheritance
- [19:52:31] Sceptilespy: and im struggling to get an allowance
- [19:52:34] Sceptilespy: :[
- [19:52:48] @MYTH Acera: I don't get allowance
- [19:53:05] @MYTH Acera: so I feel you there but
- [19:53:16] @MYTH Acera: yeah someone getting stabbed for the meat farm
- [19:55:35] @MYTH Derrik: meat what?
- [19:55:40] @MYTH Acera: It's a farm
- [19:55:46] @MYTH Acera: where I raise things for meat
- [19:55:51] @MYTH Acera: on that nice pasture
- [19:56:20] @MYTH Acera: get me that lamb, bbq, etc.
- [19:56:38] @MYTH Derrik: so essentially you don't want to buy your own meat
- [19:56:42] @MYTH Acera: yes
- [19:57:48] @MYTH Derrik: Does Lisa approve as she gets half of the land? Does Monica approve too? I'm sure she has better ideas for that half.
- [19:59:02] @MYTH Acera: Lisa said we can make our halves into one so we're discussing the meat farm rn. Monica said something about a summer home for our families?
- [19:59:51] @MYTH Acera: Also we might keep Cecili in a pen
- [20:00:09] @MYTH Acera: jk we have some sort of respect for his human rights
- [20:00:22] @MYTH Acera: We could sell him to sceptile though
- [20:01:10] Sceptilespy: definitely
- [20:01:13] Sceptilespy: who said that
- [20:01:17] @MYTH Acera: idk
- [20:01:53] @MYTH Acera: oh wait update
- [20:01:59] @MYTH Acera: Monica said something about weed
- [20:02:16] • @MYTH Acera tosses Monica towards the wall
- [20:03:06] @MYTH Acera: fucking latina ass bitch wanting to grow weed
- [20:04:13] @MYTH Derrik: So you're gonna consider it?
- [20:04:19] Sceptilespy: my god
- [20:04:28] Sceptilespy: will she at least give some to me?
- [20:04:54] Sceptilespy: wait a minute, derrik, you should know everything about growing weed, seeing as you're a grass type guy
- [20:04:57] Sceptilespy: pass me some exeggutor shit
- [20:05:37] @MYTH Acera: Only if she apologizes for having a large enough stash that all 3 of use were high for 8 or so hours since we wouldn't open windows
- [20:05:54] @MYTH Derrik: Well I do know some tricks from the good ol days
- [20:06:03] @MYTH Derrik: made quite a few bucks off hippies
- [20:06:31] @MYTH Derrik: I was also 15 and this was the 70's
- [20:07:50] @MYTH Derrik: David and I split the funds, he'd distribute in another neighborhood.
- [20:09:00] Sceptilespy: nice
- [20:10:50] @MYTH Derrik: then Acera's father, Micheal was born in 74~ so we also made money looking after that runt and had women over.
- [20:10:53] @MYTH Derrik: Good times
- [20:13:17] @MYTH Derrik: Anyways uh
- [20:13:26] @MYTH Derrik: Marty's kinda screaming for me
- [20:13:41] @MYTH Derrik: says some girl brok-OH GOD IT'S ADARA
- [20:13:50] @MYTH Derrik: MARTY I'M COMING
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