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- Gaming History of my life
- - 20xx didn't play anything except for some Pokemon games
- - 2007, a cousin shows me Runescape and I'm completely addicted
- - Crank Dat was the thing during the time so of course my username is Souljaboi265
- - 5th grade 2008, we get a Wii
- - Manual says that it is recommended to take periodic breaks
- - So my mom enforces that we take a 15 minute break every 1 hour
- - One minigame I play requires full and intensive attention and has a penalty of leaving mid-game
- - I play this game a lot
- - As a result I don't take breaks most of the time and I just ignore them
- - Mom gets mad that I don't and starts turning off the internet by shutting off the router
- - Mom also turns off internet at night so I can't play all night
- - Router is upstairs and I'm downstairs so I can't just go and turn it back on whenever I want
- - Can't play Runescape without internet
- - Still same life, play Runescape until she turns it off, wait 15 minutes and turn it back on
- - Have nothing to do at night except sulk over the lack of Runescape
- - Summer 2012, brother introduces me to Team Fortress 2
- - I can play TF2 at night without internet
- - Fighting bots was fun so I try my skills online
- - Too hard since I'm trash so I only play on achievement_idle, freak fortress, and a trade server named Aycerus
- - Become obsessed with TF2 and stop playing Runescape for a bit
- - Play TF2 for free and swear to never go to the dark side of paying for the game and trading
- - It eventually happens
- - Become a big time trader that ends up trading more than actually playing to get better
- - Eventually become a top suggester on backpack.tf, I basically barely play TF2
- - Notorious for raising the price of items I currently owned (like raising strange scatterguns while owning 35)
- - Owned several monopolies on low tier stranges and botkillers and manipulated their prices
- - Show off in Aycerus using my cosmetics
- - Use cheap tactics like dead ringer spy, spawn camping, sniper door staring to kill people and hide my less than average skills
- - People who I can't beat I trash them by calling them faggot and stupid weeaboo and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- - Start making binds to spam
- - Eventually find a way to potentially turn my entire keyboard into several keyboards dedicated to binds
- - Eventually my keyboard has less game-function keys than keys that allow me to call you a gayass 10 year old at the press of a key
- - By 2015, amass ~5,500 hours of TF2 (albeit most of it is standing in a trade server while trading and doing nothing)
- - So in 3 years TF2 was open for a fifth of that time...
- - Somewhere in this time, a regular (Twinny, never forget) becomes admin
- - Somewhere in this time, I got permanently banned from Aycerus with a group dedicated to banning me and several others, came back with a "heart felt appeal" (also because it was a bullshit reason)
- - Somewhere along the way, on Aycerus's decline, Twinny tells me she'd basically make me an admin even after my perm ban
- - Summer 2014, my brother shows me a funny anime titty gif
- - Lol so funny look at the bouncy titties on the short girl lol
- - He tells me its anime
- - Initially against the idea since I call people on TF2 stupid gay weeaboos all the time
- - We both try the anime (Seitokai Yakuindomo)
- - As soon as it starts there's some super super weeaboo intro
- - I just look at him like "what the fuck is this"
- - He shrugs and says "It's one of... those"
- - We get through the first episode
- - I like it
- - He gives me some more episodes
- - He only ever watches the first episode
- - Meanwhile I watch the whole thing because it's hilarious
- - Life at this point: Play TF2 until mom turns internet off and then rewatch Seitokai Yakuindomo
- - Literally watch nothing but Seitokai Yakuindomo for 1-2 months
- - Eventually try to look for another anime
- - I try to find animes within the same genre, which would be lots of sex jokes and a harem of cute anime girls in a club with 1 guy
- - Find a couple, the next 4 were Seitokai no Ichizon, Haganai, Baka Test, High School DxD
- - So my brother turned me into a weeaboo and he doesn't even watch the shit
- - After that it's just history, man
- - Become a full fledged fucking weeaboo, the same that I so despised about 6 months ago
- - Eventually watch so much anime that I stop playing TF2 because I can't do both
- - Life at this point: Watch anime literally the whole day
- - I vividly remember watching Madoka Magica and plotting out "Okay, if I can watch episodes 1-6 now, that means I'll finish 7-12 tomorrow, and have enough time to watch another full anime"
- - Somewhere around 2015 I just go back to tf2
- - Trading is gay so I basically just play for fun like I used to pledge to do
- - Play only on Aycerus because I'm still bad at tf2 and its fun
- - October 2015, find anime games on Steam
- - Become a full steam weeaboo
- - Now I can flex my weeaboo-ism and tf2 hours and wealth on steam
- - Don't even play TF2 anymore, so much for 2+ years of trading and amassing a giant collection, am I right
- - The computer chair I have isn't that comfortable, so just watching anime is kinda paining me, literally
- - Realize that I can just multitask something while I watch anime
- - Somewhere in 2016, start playing Runescape again just to watch anime on the other half of the screen
- - Spend days playing Runescape + watching anime and then switching to anime games when internet is off
- - April 2016, I brought my laptop to my friend's dorm
- - Normally we just play Super Smash Brothers Video Game intended for use with the Nintendo Wii U console and the Nintendo 3DS handheld system
- - Shitty laptop so the only games I had on it were TF2 and Undertale
- - Already played Undertale like 10 times at this point
- - Aycerus is garbage and was down at this time garbage server can't keep itself up
- - Old laptop so Runescape is still on my task bar
- - Open it up because well what other options are there am I right
- - Start playing
- - Get addicted again
- - No one quits Runescape, you just take extended hiatuses
- - Unfortunately in 2017 Aycerus officially pretty much dies
- - Aycerus went down and it had an IP change so basically no one knew where it was anymore and it died
- - I will never forget you Aycerus, my first love
- - Summer 2017
- - Some server (very poor people, vpp) hosts the map Aycerus used to
- - The map was pretty much the primary reason I love Aycerus (other than the people)
- - The map is a custom combination of cp_orange and trade_plaza along with some other gimmicks made by Aycerus' admin
- - So for another server to host it is like unbelievable
- - Go on and some Aycerus regulars are there too
- - It's the same ol' Aycerus that I loved, spawn camping, lenny face, and everything you don't want to see in a real server
- - Ah, I'm home
- - Summer 2017 ends
- - That TF2 phase lasted one summer, I'm back to play Runescape exclusively again
- - Summer 2018
- - For some reason I am incapable of watching anime and playing Runescape at the same time
- - So I'm watching some videos to pass the time
- - Somehow end up on STAR_ videos
- - Oh wow TF2 so nostalgic
- - Back playing VPP and Runescape
- - I really, really love TF2 so I said okay
- - I'll just do it
- - I'll splurge once
- - I spent 800 dollars on Fountain of Delight Conga
- - 4 months later it drops to 50 keys
- - So much for that right
- - VPP and Aycerus are pretty much dead at this point
- - My game is constantly crashing and I don't know why
- - I want to play TF2 but the game crashes every 10-20 minutes
- - I googled an answer because I thought it was my graphics but it wasn't
- - Apparently I just had to delete some sound.cache files
- - Early September 2018, VPP and Aycerus are pretty much just empty
- - What else is there to do in Team Fortress 2?
- - So I figured, why not play Team Fortress 2
- - Play casual servers as if I have any skill
- - 680 hours of spy, 600 hours of sniper, 600 hours of scout, literally I just played pick classes in trade servers
- - Didn't know how to play anything else
- - Get destroyed in games every time because I have trade server skills and not Team Fortress 2 real map skills
- - Play soldier because it's easy epic shoot at ground meme
- - Use whatever rocket jumping skills I possess
- - Start doing good/ok
- - Top score or help team a lot
- - For like 2 months I played only soldier and my strange Original went from 1.3k to 6k kills
- - Eventually start playing other classes for the sake of the team
- - I've never played more heavy or engineer in my life at this point
- - I've never had more fun playing TF2 just playing casual servers
- - Protip if you think TF2 is starting to get boring: Stop playing 1 class and stop playing scout on dustbowl
- - I played more casual in the last 2 months than I have in the past 5 years
- - At this point I'm not really playing Runescape anymore because I like TF2
- - Again, I really, really love TF2
- - Start putting money into it
- - Sept 30 2018 I buy myself the Something Special for Someone Special $100 wedding ring basically for myself
- - Give the other half to my brother as a birthday gift xD
- - And on the same day as my brother's birthday, TF2Outpost is shut down and is completely dead
- - At this point, I figured that trading was dead now
- - So I'm looking and browsing around
- - I go back to the evil site that is marketplace.tf, where I bought my Fountain Conga for 800 dollars
- - I see a Collector's Phlogistinator
- - I figure well phlog is um... uh....
- - Well, it's phlog
- - I buy it
- - I see on backpack.tf that I can easily make a suggestion out of this after 4-5 years of not suggesting
- - Make the suggestion nice and easy
- - I start looking at other suggestions
- - Suggestions are braindead easy now, you used to have to go on outpost, find sales and closed trades, and amass walls of links
- - Now all you have to do is go on bot.tf and it's literally there for you
- - Start going back to suggesting, just updating every item in my backpack
- - Then I start seeing some easy suggestions, like 1 of 1 sales on marketplace
- - I go to marketplace to look for these
- - I discover skins
- - I knew skins were around for a while and I didn't get into them because I was in a Runescape phase
- - After the Collector's Phlog, I figured, shit, I could put some money into my tf2 backpack for flex
- - I buy a strange factory new shell shocker rocket launcher
- - I'm a little sad that I can't transfer the kills from my original to the shell shocker
- - Playing casual servers with my shell shocker, thinking, yeah i'm the shit, lime cosmetics, lime rocket launcher i'm the best, dude
- - Reach 4k kills on it, I have finally achieved a "hale's own rocket launcher" between the shell shocker and the original
- - Buy Strange Battery Canteens because I thought it counted points, but it doesn't
- - Start playing MvM again and now I'm just playing MvM to pass the days
- - There's a lot of down time waiting for MvM
- - I'm still browsing around for skins and suggestions
- - I see a strange factory new freedom wrapped rocket launcher
- - It doesn't really match my lime, but this America launcher is beautiful as hell
- - ... I buy it
- - This is a hard decision because one thing I really love is numbers
- - I love having one strange and seeing how much kills I can get on one weapon
- - That's why I never traded stranges away because I felt my progress was going away (even though a lot of it is trade server)
- - Also why when strange transfer tool came out, all my anxiety went away
- - So now I have my original, my shell shocker, and this brand new freedom wrapped launcher
- - My shell shocker already has 3 parts, so I put robots destroyed onto the freedom launcher so I could use it in mvm (remember I like numbers)
- - Around this time, I figure, damn, putting robots destroyed on my rocket launchers is pretty cool
- - My brother is a cow mangler enthusiast in mvm
- - Eventually I buy a collector's cow mangler because I can actually strangify it and use it viably in mvm
- - My complex of owning one strange with a ton of kills is dissipating
- - Around November and December 2018
- - There's some beautiful-ass stranges for 299.99 each on marketplace
- - Killer Bee, Sand Cannon, Thunderbolt
- - I've been dreaming of these for a long time, even when I didn't care about skins
- - Killer Bee gets sold
- - I'm scared that Sand Cannon will get sold but the fucking price tag
- - I buy around christmas time lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
- - Now I have 5 launchers, original/shell shocker/freedom/collector's mangler/sand cannon
- - Now I have a new complex
- - I can't use something if it's not: 1. Pro Killstreak / 2. Factory New / 3. Strange
- - Had a sliiiiight interest in unusual skins, but my complex stopped me from buying some garbage tier
- - Then I see it
- - A Cool Croc Dusted Rocket Launcher, strange, factory new, and it even had my favorite KS effects
- - 200 keys
- - ouch
- - I talk the owner down to 180 keys but shit its still 180 keys
- - I buy it
- - Now I figure, oh god I have too much rocket launchers now
- - I have to sell one to "make room"
- - I peruse my collection with a heavy heart
- - The least used: my shell shocker rocket launcher
- - I already had the freedom, mangler, and sand cannon all with robots destroyed
- - It hurt to do it, but I used some strange transfer tools to transfer the kills and strange part counters to some other launchers
- - I put it up for sale
- - In a sense, I'm sad that I sold it, but luckily, I sold it to a good friend who is a skin enthusiast like I am
- - So I know it's in a good place
- - Along the way, I buy some decent skins for some other classes
- - alien tech iron bomber, dream piped minigun, psychedelic slugger revolver
- - jazzy scattergun which actually sold me a lot lol
- - At this point, I'm looking at marketplace every single day, looking for a deal or looking for a suggestion
- - And then it happens
- - I see a Balloonicorn Sniper Rifle for only 100 dollars
- - I buy it (it's like my fucking motto at this point)
- - Remember how I said I like numbers? Having a ton of kills on one weapon?
- - Sniper was like, the exception
- - In my trade server days, I "mained" spy and sniper
- - At least with spy, I had a nice number of kills across all of my knives because all of them weren't reskins, they were separate weapons (stock, YER, kunai)
- - But with sniper it was different
- - I had a bazaar bargain with 13337 kills from my OG trading days when strange sniper rifle was too expensive
- - I retired it because lol 13337
- - I had an australium sniper rifle with 10000 kills, it was my first australium (I bought it, didn't win it)
- - And finally, I had a strange festive sniper rifle with about 9700 kills
- - Up until I stopped at the 13337 and 10000, I used all of them because they were cool and I only played trade servers
- - But now I have this Balloonicorn rifle
- - It didn't feel right to have all these rifles and I wouldn't end up using one of them
- - So I used 2 strange transfer tools and combined my australium and festive into the balloonicorn
- - I go to sell my australium and festive rifle
- - I look at the backpack.tf histories on them
- - Damn, the festive rifle I've had for 5 years at this point... now that's a beautiful thing
- - And when I get to the australium sniper rifle, it hits me
- - It's a 2 person history
- - Me
- - and a man I knew as Fat Bastard
- - an aycerus OG
- - I think about aycerus, I think about sentiments
- - Remember how I said I like numbers? Having a ton of kills on one weapon?
- - I got attached to my items since I've held onto them for so long
- - The SF Scatter I replaced with my Jazzy, it had 20k kills on it and I didn't have to pick and choose between 1 or 2 scatterguns like my rocket launchers
- - The SF Minigun I replaced with my Dream Piped, again, I only had 1 minigun
- - I
- - I couldn't do it
- - I still have to sell one of these rifles
- - I wipe the name off the festive rifle because I'm salty and don't want to give anyone that name
- - I wipe the name off the Australium rifle and give that name to the balloonicorn
- - I dedicate the sniper rifle to aycerus
- - "A dedication to Aycerus and the gang." - 'Gone, but never forgotten. Now let me take a trip down memory lane...'
- - I'm in my feelings, man
- - I start thinking about Aycerus
- - I remember a gift
- // ~flashback~
- - There was a great man who went by Mundy
- - He was an Aycerus regular and OG and loaded as fuck
- - He would give randoms and friends unusuals
- - I never used unusuals because I don't like the idea of just wearing one hat forever, I liked to switch my cosmetics
- - I was never expecting an unusual, but one time I was an asshole and I was like "rip me" after one friend got 2 of them
- - You could argue I was half-expecting him to give me one, but that wasn't my intention
- - But of course, he gives me, not one, but two!!
- - This didn't happen recently by the way, this was back in the day but I don't know where to place it in the timeline
- - I got a Terror-Watt Crone's Dome and a Miami Nights Tartan Tyrolean
- - I already didn't care for unusuals so they just hung around in my backpack
- - Eventually, I ended up trading the unusuals even though I didn't like the thought of trading gifts
- - Some time later, I remember reading on Mundy's profile
- - "If I gift you something, please do not trade it away!"
- - Oh shit
- //
- - Go back into my backpack history and find the Crone's Dome I used to have
- - I found it with my name all the way at the bottom
- - I add the current owner
- - But the current owner's backpack and profile is private
- - Fruitlessly try to add him and get ignored several times over the course of 2 weeks
- - At one point he opens his profile to comments with his profile reading "don't bother adding me for a trade"
- - I comment begging and pleading to hear my request
- - I get into contact with him
- - I just ask him straight up, hey man, the Crone's Dome you have, it used to be mine and I want to buy it back
- - But the problem
- - It's his dream unusual too, the only one he has
- - He doesn't want keys for it because he's not into trading so he wanted a different nice all-class unusual
- - We decide on I get another Terror-Watt Crone's Dome and swap him for it
- - I add another person and explain my situation
- - I end up buying the Crone's and he says to me that he appreciates what I'm doing because he's had the same thing happen to him
- - Swap the Terror-Watt Crone's Dome successfully and the Crone's Dome I traded away years ago is back in my possession
- - I still haven't obtained my Miami Nights Tartan Tyrolean yet, but it's a work in progress
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