Absolutely Tasty Okonomiyaki Part 2

[2:09]

Yamazaki's first recipe START
[Yamazaki]: Seriously let's make something delicious (background: everyone agreeing)
[Hamada]: Pickles?
[Yamazaki]: Kyoto-style National okonomiyaki
[Matsumoto]: Is it Kyoto-style or National????
[Hamada]: Only one of them is from Kyoto!!
[Matsumoto]: You're adding all of everything?
[Yamazaki]: Yes, everything
[Matsumoto]: Eh? Won't there be too much?
[Yamazaki]: It's fine, the flavor will soak in and be good
[Matsumoto]: I see, this might be good!
(I don't know what Yamazaki says after that)
[Matsumoto]: OIL!!!!
[Matsumoto]: $500K!!!!
[Matsumoto]: NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SAY IT YOU GUYS KEEP FORGETTING
(Don't know what Yamazaki says after but it's some sort of complaint?)
[Matsumoto]: Are you going to add the meat now?
[Yamazaki]: Right now the pickles are chewy, to prevent the meat from becoming chewy I'll cook the pickles first
[Matsumoto]: Ah, this I can probably eat lots of
(commenting on Yamazaki's meat placement, shit talking Hamada who missed last episode)
(I don't really understand what Hamada is saying but something about adding meat to the pickle okonomiyaki)
[Everyone]: This is good! looks delicious! etc
[Yamazaki]: Until now none of the dishes had any flavor
[Hamada]: The curry one had flavor...(x2)
[Yamazaki]: They were tasteless and odorless
[Hamada]: The curry one had flavor...seriously
[Hamada]: The curry one had flavor...
[Endo]:	Look, on the board Tanaka's score has a -$1.5M next to it
[Yamazaki]: Write skinhead on there too, then we can see Tanaka's hairline (see Widow's peak)
[Matsumoto]: If he did skinhead we wouldn't be able to see it.. (Yamazaki gets angry)
[Announcer]: Now, how is the result?
[Yamazaki]: What's with this water? Tons of moisture came out
[Matsumoto]: Looks delicious
[Announcer]: Yamazai's confident creation, what's the result?
[Yamazaki]: First let's have it plain
[Matsumoto]: That's what I'm most afraid of (I don't really get the context of this)
[Matsumoto]: Smells good
[Matsumoto]: Delicious
[Everyone]: Tastes good/Delicious/etc
[Yamazaki]: SO GOOD!! eh? what is this?
[Hamada]: It's good but it's not shout-out-loud good
[Tanaka]: I think it's good, but aren't there too many pickles?
(Matsumoto commenting that Hamada and Tanaka don't know what they're talking about?)
[Hamada]: How many points should we give it?
[Matsumoto]: I say 9 (Yamazaki hyped up)
[Matsumoto]: If I was super strict then 2 points
[Announcer]: Yamazaki's recipe is currently the best at 9 points! His second recipe now has higher expectations!

[6:21]

(Don't know what they say before revealing the 2nd recipe)
[Hamada]: Ok, no (Yamazaki rapidly disagreeing while everyone says he's fooling around)
[Ingredients]: Fruits and Custard Cream
[Hamada]: This is that garbage pattern (this is trash)
[Endo]: Isn't this just a hot cake (see pancake)?
[Yamazaki]: It's not a hot cake, this has cabbage in it
[Hamada]: Yama-chan we know this is going to be garbage before you even cook it
[Yamazaki]: No no, we need a dessert! (I think the word is need here)
[Yamazaki]: ([6:47] this sentence is such a mess to me that I have no idea what he's trying to say)
[Yamazaki]: While mixing the batter the words in my mouth all jumbled together (not familiar with katakana for japanese specific sound effects)
[Yamazaki]: Mango, Strawberry, Blueberry, Grapefruit, Pineapple, adding all the fruits kids love
[Matsumoto]: But there aren't any kids here...
[Endo]: The youngest one here is 45 years old
[Matsumoto]: There are only old people here
[Matsumoto]: I hear the sound of vegetables sizzling but it's not vegetables it's fruit (something like that)
[Others]: Eeh? What wrong?
[Matsumoto]: If an ordinary household did this it'll rot (saying that nobody will eat it or sometrhin
[Matsumoto]: Really, let's stop (x2-3)
[Hamada]: Dirty
[Matsumoto]: What Yaki is this? (Yaki as in oknomiyaki)
[Yamazaki]: Parlor Okonomiyaki
[Matsumoto]: Fruit Parlor Okonomiyaki (Fruit Parlors: shop/cafe specializing in high quality fruit)
[Announcer]: Okonomiyaki as a dessert! What's the result?
[Hamada]: Can't help but be scared
[Endo]: My eyes hurt when I smell it
[Hamada]: Uwaaaa...This is bad!!
[Everyone]: Reactions/comments of pure disgust
[Hamada]: This is a sink tidy... (used to strain waste)
[Announcer]: The sweet okonomiyaki gets the worst score: 2 skulls!

[9:01]

[Announcer]: The last challenger, what is Matsumoto's menu?
[Matsumoto]: So far, what theme haven't we seen? Chinese cuisine, fruits, etc
[Yamazaki]: We've seen Japanese cuisine-
[Matsumoto]: Japanese cuisine!!
[Yamazaki]: I did Japanese cuisine...
(Matusmoto going on about how we totally haven't seen Japanese cuisine while Yamazaki is confused)
[Matsumoto]: Sushi rolls
[Endo]: You said it like a foreigner (I think)
[Matsumoto]: How about sushi, guys? Never thought about it, right?
[Endo]: Eating okonomiyaki with this, it makes sense (everyone agreeing)
(Matsumoto looks over to them cause he didn't forget the oil)
[Endo]: You didn't forget huh
[Yamazaki]: You had a "How's that?" look as you spread the oil
[Endo]: You did it so early(?)
(Matsumoto saying something about how this dish is family friendly or something)
[Matsumoto]: Grandpa can eat the cucumber one
[Matsumoto]: Grandma can have the kanpyou one (kanpyou = dried gourd)
[Matsumoto imitating grandma]: THAT'S MY KANPYOU
[Matsumoto]: You guys just can't stop laughing (noticing nobody laughed that whole time)
(Not sure what he's saying after that, skip to [10:57])
[Hamada]: It changed!(x2 basically)
[Matsumoto]: The okoge's deliciousness will also add flavor (okoge = crispy rice, like bottom of bibimbap or paella)
[Matsumoto]: This is called aesthetics of failure
[Matsumoto]: In the first place okoge has a bad rep (for looking burned)
[Matsumoto]: But here, you'll be surprised
[Matsumoto]: Well I just said the same thing a bunch of times..
[Endo]: Wow they're supporting it like before
[Hamada]: (Not sure what Hamada says here)
[Matsumoto]: Looks good..the crispiness came out huh
[Announcer]: Instead of the usual sauce, soy sauce is spread on top
[Matsumoto]: It wants moisture so it's suckin it up
[Hamada]: Such a small plate..
[Matsumoto]: We can also turn it over, this way works too
[Matsumoto]: Doesn't it remind you of Singapore?(x2)
[Tanaka]: It's just like that hotel!(x2)
[Yamazaki]: Delicious
[Matsumoto]: Not bad, right?
(Hamada not into it, tries to get Tanaka to agree?)
[Tanaka]: No, it's not bad
[Matsumoto]: I did it! This is good right? Vinegared rice is not at all overpowering
[Tanaka]: I thought the cucumber one would be the most difficult to eat but it's totally edible
(Not sure what Matsumoto says)
[Hamada]: How many points should we give?
[Matsumoto]: Can we be fair about this?
[Yamazaki]: 7 points
(Matsumoto in disbelief, questioning if Yamazaki understands numbers)
[Yamazaki]: The pickle okonomiyaki is the king
[Matsumoto]: Nonono that's just a matter of ordering! If I was before then this would be better!
[Hamada]: No it's different! The pickle one was proper okonomiyaki, the inside was properly cooked into an okonomiyaki, but this..it's sticking out!! (the ingredients)
[Yamazaki]: It's sticking out, the ingredients aren't inside the okonomiyaki
[Hamada]: Right right, you just put it on top!
[Matsumoto]: Eh? It's bad if it's sticking out?
[Matsumoto]: That's the first time I've heard of this...
[Hamada]: From now on keep that in mind
[Matsumoto]: That's the first time I've heard of this...
(A bunch of jumbled arguing)
[Hamada]: You didn't mix it!
[Matsumoto]: Hold on how many points do I get?
[Yamazaki]: 3 points
[Matsumoto]: I get 3 points?! WTF
[Matsumoto]: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS "IT'S BAD IF IT STICKS OUT" RULE
(tv ad, skip to [14:52])

[14:52]

[Announcer]: Matsumoto's 2nd dish, can he turn this around and win?!
[Matsumoto]: The things we've eaten here, none of them had any texture right?
[Yamazaki]: Wasn't there? The pickles one right? (everyone agrees)
[Matsumoto]: It was crunchy right? (Yamazaki agrees)
[Matsumoto]: This time, it's gonna be lumpy
[Matsumoto]: We'll be eating only the suckers from the octopus
[Matsumoto]: I'd like to see if it'll be good, and then, this
[Yamazaki]: It seems thick
[Matsumoto]: If we're talking about octopus,
[Yamazaki]: Ink
[Matsumoto]: Yes, it's octopus ink
[Yamazaki]: Eh? I've never eaten it before, is it edible?
[Matsumoto]: Whether it's edible or not, I'm not sure yet
(Everyone is worried and surprised at the ink being mixed)
[Matsumoto]: Seems stronger than squid ink (Endo agrees)
[Hamada]: Eh? You aren't mixing the octopus suckers in?
[Matsumoto]: Nope
[Endo]: Uwa so it looks like this
[Yamazaki]: This looks like what demons eat
(Not sure what Hamada says)
[Yamazaki]: Isn't it sticking out?
(everyone commenting to take some suckers out, the color, etc)
[Yamazaki]: Uwa it looks super burnt
[Hamada]: It's blending in with the stove
(Matsumoto makes a joke about the suckers holding onto the stove and to the okonomiyaki)
(Everyone comments on it looking burnt and not good)
[Endo]: It looks like sludge
[Announcer]: The impact of its appearance is outstanding, how is the taste?
[Hamada]: This is not food
[Matsumoto]: No this is food no matter how you look at it
[Endo]: I wonder how it tastes
[Hamada]: What is this..
[Hamada]: There's no flavor at all (everyone agrees)
[Yamazaki]: This really needs salt
[Endo/Yamazaki]: The texture is good
[Matsumoto]: AH! DELICOUS! EEEEH?
[Matsumoto]: Suddenly it's magical (I think? Can't quite hear the last bit)
[Matsumoto]: I DID IT!!!!
[Matsumoto]: How many points?
[Hamada]: Well, about 3 points
[Matsumoto]: Nono that's strange
(Matsumoto calls Hamada something but I don't know what)
[Matsumoto]: Earlier that sushi okonomiyaki was 8 points right? Wouldn't this be 7 points?
[Everyone]: No no no not 7 not 7
[Matsumoto]: Then how many points?
[Tanaka]: 4 points
[Matsumoto]: nonononono, the octopus will come tonight
[Matsumoto]: It will open the curtain and come in (it says シャー, which sounds like hissing but I don't know the usage of it here)
[Yamazaki]: It's about the octopus's flavor right? There's no flavor, realistically it's 3 points for me (Hamada/Tanaka agree)
[Endo]: Then that means Yamazaki is the winner
(Don't know what everyone is saying after, skip to [19:07]
[Matsumoto]: Then, let's go back to the sushi one, why was the sushi one bad? We haven't settled on that one yet
[Matsumoto]: Why was the sushi one bad?
[Hamada]: The sushi was sticking out!!