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- ==LIVE Baking Seminar==
- '''5/21/2020'''
- ==We in here==
- ==Welcome To LIVE Baking Classes in the Q Research Utility Kitchen ==
- ''We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.''
- '''We are the bakers who provide the breads for those anons who post Qresearch's open-sourced information, reasoned argument, and dank memes. We do battle in the sphere of baking ideas and baking ideas only. We neither need nor condone the use of force in our work here.'''
- ==VINCIT OMNIA VERITAS==
- ==SEMPER FIDELIS==
- ==WWG1WGA==
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- ==General Announcements==
- '''* Baking Class in /comms/ every Thursday @7pm ET: practice baking, Q&A, all are welcome'''
- '''* Baking class plan (so any baker can teach)''' >>11969, https://pastebin.com/gqfunWCR
- '''* How to bake a baking seminar dough''' >>14289
- ==Past Class links & archives==
- >>6125 #1 (2/13/20), >>6368 #2 (2/20/20), >>6885 #3 (2/27/20), >>7185 #4 (3/05/20), #5 >>7568 (3/12/20), >>8274 #6 (3/19/20), >>8872 #7 (3/26/20), >>9320 #8 (4/02/20), >>9787 #9 (4/09/20), >>10510 #10 (4/16/20), #11 >>11086 (4/23/20), #12 >>11733 (4/30/20), #13 >>13041 (5/07/20)
- '''Archives for classes #1 - #12:''' >>13498
- ==Step-by-Step Baking Instructions==
- >>11792 '''STEP 1 ''' - Preparation
- >>11815 '''STEP 1a''' - Find the Current Dough
- >>11833 '''STEP 2''' - Copy the Current Dough
- >>11838 '''STEP 3''' - Paste The Dough Into Text Editor
- >>11204 '''STEP 3a''' - Trim The Notables Section
- >>11857 '''STEP 3b''' - Make space for your New Notables
- >>11860 '''STEP 4''' - Create A New Thread
- >>11869 '''STEP 5''' - Enter Thread Info And Post Thread
- >>11896 '''STEP 7''' - Make A New Pastebin & Make The Dough Post
- >>11905 '''STEP 8''' - Post Your New Thread Link
- ==Overview & Extras==
- >>11161 Modules 1 & II: Timing the Bake
- >>11917 Linking between Boards
- >>11922 Archiving & Teaching Files (screenshot; almost current)
- ==E-BAKE Instructions==
- >>9252, >>10776
- //////////////////////////// BREAK 1 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
- ==Q & A==
- ———— '''Class #1''' (2/13/20)
- >>6237 How often do you post a notables list? >>6244, >>6248, >>6266, >>6251, >>6278
- >>6253, >>6471 What is "body too long"? How to fix? >>6253, >>6275
- >>6252 When do you post next bread link to hit 751 (sniping)? >>6263
- >>6283 Last notable post: any special formatting? >>6296, >>6297
- >>6302 Better to make the updated pastebin before baking or after (and then post the dough)? >>6304
- ———— '''Class #2''' (2/20/20)
- >>6406 How to deal with "server too long" message? >>6423
- >>6672 How to put my text editor notables in pastebin? >>6673
- >>6432 How to tell what is notable and what is not? >>6432, >>6434, >>6436, >>6450, >>6466
- >>6513 Do real anons actually love the bewbs (or are they just a distraction)? >>6521, >>6523, >>6526, >>6532
- >>6533 How do you make a new pastebin? >>6543, >>6537
- >>6549 How much practice do I need? >>6550, >>6559
- >>6570 How do you format a Q post? >>6573, >>6588, >>6597, >>6598
- >>6630 How great is the need for bakers? >>6635
- >>6693 What are the //// BREAK \\\\ in the pastebin [page breaks]? >>6694
- >>6732 Do notables go directly in the dough/pastebin file or in a separate Notable file? >>6691, >>6732
- >>6833 How to bake: Index vs Catalog? >>6834, >>6839
- >>6779 What shifts need bakers? >>6781, >>6802, >>6806, >>6811, >>6822 [rt 6802], >>6824,
- >>6845 Feedback on a new bake rt >>6842
- ———— '''Class #3''' (2/27/20)
- >>6908 How do you 'grab the dough'? 10 steps: >>6910, >>6924, >>6928, >>6949, >>6955, >>7042, >>7045, >>7049, >>7055, >>7070
- >>6934, >>6938 What is "baker's tools" app & where to find it? >>6943, >>6950, >>6951
- >>7073 Anon request for feedback on bake: >>7081, >>7086
- >>6966 How does a baker keep up with notables (day, night, Q)? >>6982
- >>6983 I got "body too long" - what to do? >>6998, >>7007, >>7015, >>7024, >>7040
- >>6984 Anon: plz check my work? >>6994
- >>7028 Do I need a pastebin login account? [no!]
- >>6995 Max no. of breads in "Previously Collected Notables"? >>7033
- >>7033 Can you avoid two-page notables by placing oldest breads in "previously collected notables? [yes!]
- >>7025 Body too long: what's the limit? [~4500 chars or 100 lines]
- >>7030 Why are links in practice bakes green? >>7030, >>7035
- ———— '''Class #4''' (3/5/20)
- >>7193 Baking possible on a cell phone? >>7010, >>7205
- >>7210 How do you know who is baking? >>7215, >>7218, >>7222
- >>7236 I know I would choke if things got too hectic >>7240
- >>7315 How do i get notable bun linked under previously collected notables? >>7319
- ———— '''Class #5''' (3/12/20)
- >>7735 What about sniping? >>7739, >>7752
- >>7779 How can you tell a real baker from a shill baker? >>7781, >>7790, >>7803, >>7807, >>7821, >>7861
- >>7833 How do i know which baker is baking? >>7838, >>7849, >>7851, >>7866, >>7884, >>7885, >>7906
- >>7830 How do bakers delete posts? [they don't] >>7834, >>7837, >>7839, >>7842
- >>7853 Should I get a pastebin account? >>7870, >>7875
- >>8003 What is the "flood detected" message when baking? >>8011, >>8016
- >>8024 Does baker include only anon noms in notables? >>8029
- ———— '''Class #6''' (3/19/20)
- >>8421 Notes: how do you keep up in a fast bred? >>8432, >>8440
- >>8500 What is "shadowing the bread"? >>8546
- >>8679 Am I too slow to bake? No! >>8679, >>8698, >>8696, >>8700
- >>9258 How do you insert General Image in TOR bakes? >>9278
- ———— '''Class #7 (3/26/20) & Class #8''' (4/02/20)
- >>9258 How do TOR bakers use the Iwo Jima video? (7)
- >>9135 Can we recap? (7)
- >>9397 /comms/ with anons from bakers--ok or not? >>9382, >>9397, >>9407, >>9410. >>9411, >>9418 (8)
- >>9530 How often does BO log in? (8)
- >>9918 Bred titles: What's ok & how to format? >>9932, >>9936 (8)
- ———— '''Class #9''' (4/09/20)
- >>10020 Why are my notables green? >>10026, >>10041
- >>10032 Q about images: when png, TOR, mp4? >>10067
- >>9999 When to post ==baking==? >>10010, >>10079, >>10092
- >>10162 How many practice baker b4 a real bake? >>10168, >>10174
- ———— '''Class #10''' (4/16/20)
- >>10641 What do when Q posts? >>10645
- >>10762 Would like to bake but have no regular schedule >>10763, >>10765
- ———— '''Class #11''' (4/23/20)
- >>11376 Why use both pastebin.com and notepad++? >>11312, >>11321, >>11325
- >>11306 How to keep up in fast breads? >>11309, >>11314, >>11320
- ———— '''Class #14''' (5/13/20)
- >>13633 Thought on long notable buns
- >>13653 Baking from the index
- >>13740 Keeping your place in the thread as you move around
- >>13782 What do do if your new thread freezes when posting
- >>13795 Handoff comms - call & response
- >>13820 Numbering threads & notables
- //////////////////////////// BREAK 2 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
- ==Baker Tips, Tricks & Traps==
- ———— '''Class #1''' (2/13/20)
- >>6329, >>6400, >>6468 /comms/ BO Rusty checks in
- ———— '''Class #2''' (2/20/20)
- >>6431 What is "pastebin"?
- >>6449 Shill tactic of omitting date--why dates matter,other advice on notabling >>6477
- >>6480 Even the worst mistakes are fixable
- >>6501, >>6477 How to deal with Q proofs & other anon analyses
- >>6525 How to post off-bred links
- >>6543 Take care to copypaste __entire__ dough to pastebin - easy to miss top or bottom
- >>6658, >>6656 Use Control-F (F3) to search within each bread
- >>6665 Every new baker freaks out when when Q posts
- >>6676 Never feel dumb
- >>6734 When to make a new thread [to prep it, not bake it!]
- >>6683, >>6687 Cloning the dough in case pastebin.com goes down
- >>6695, >>6735, >>6752, >>6754, >>6769, >>6822 Bakers on nick-names, icons, pastebins
- >>6848 Baking trick (what to do while waiting for thread to drop)
- ———— '''Class #3''' (2/27/20)
- >>7340, >>7072 Baking Steps 1 - 9 (slides only)
- >>6998 One- vs two-page notables (more: >>7007, >>7015, >>7024, >>7040)
- >>7019, >>7027, >>7030, >>7069 Bakers never panic, never tap
- >>7051 Advantages of a non-guest pastebin account [no captcha]
- >>7054 You don't have to pull marathons to bake
- >>7106, >>7177 Baker pleased to see 2 late gy bakers vying for the bread
- >>7116 Eight tips for creating notables posts (to help bakers)
- >>7175 End-of-bread issues
- ———— '''Class #4''' (3/5/20)
- >>7189 Summary of Baking Steps (eight)
- >>7209 "Create a Thread" versus "Post a Reply" >>7212, >>7220
- >>7231 Only the first post in baking uses "Create a thread"
- >>7216 Laptop is fine for baking
- >>7224 The two parts of baking: actual baking & note-taking
- >>7252 Funny meme: baker's perspective on baking
- >>7287, >>7294 Dough posts with breaks marked /////BREAK\\\\\
- >>7298, >>7303, >>7311 Two-page notables (discussion)
- >>7321 How to create a new dough paste
- ———— '''Class #5''' (3/12/20)
- >>7573, >>7575, >>7582 In response to "I suck at baking": How to reduce baking stress
- >>7731 Pastebin.com works with Mac OS
- >>7642 Text editor for a Mac: Atom >>7643, >>7651, >>7729
- >>7768 Bakers need detachment >>7770, >>7773
- >>7780 Plz don't edit another baker's notables >>7780, >>7784, >>7798, >>7804, >>7809, >>7811, >>7815, >>7817
- >>7896, >>7898 Bakers don't want to be ID'd by number
- >>8039 Baker school is attracting shills--must be over the target
- >>8139 Q Bakes: when to bake & late-minute Q posts
- >>8237 Tell anons to plz state the main point when posting Q proofs, etc.
- ———— '''Class #6''' (3/19/20)
- >>8352 Note-taking wo/baking, baker's assist controversy >>8365, >>8385, >>8413, >>8419, >>8433
- >>8544, >>8562 When to drop note-taker notables
- >>8788 "8chan" baking vs "WWG1WGA" baking, cooperation w/anons
- >>8373 Who's responsible for checking notables (bakers or anons)? >>8388
- ———— '''Class #7''' (3/26/20)
- >>8885 The perfect bake: composition, timing, snipe >>8887, >>8888 (You), >>8889
- >>8911 Role of bakers on the board plus bakers/BOs >>8915 (You), >>8923 (You)
- >>9127 Baking thread a continuing resource
- >>9136 Taking notables/baking for a baker
- >>9186 (You), >>9193 (You) New bakers coming online, anon encouragement
- >>9181 New baker's dough & notes plus feedback >>9188 (You), >>9191 (You), >>9195
- >>9191 How to handle notables when there is more than one baker per bread
- ———— '''Class #8''' (4/02/20)
- >>9411 Differing ideas about baker demeanor >>9375, >>9382, >>9404, >>9411, >>9418
- >>9431 Current relationship with /qr/ BO @fj
- >>9337 Bread title--put colon AFTER the bread number
- >>9373 Qs after @600 - don't let shills distract
- >>9375 Notable posting, timing 200-400-600
- >>9386 Bakers message to anons
- >>9380 Notables post after the bake
- ———— '''Class #9''' (4/09/20)
- >>9970, >>9981, >>10011, >>10017 Formatting bun numbers, notables page
- >>10083, >>10106 Tell anons of needed baker changes in advance; timing issues
- >>10081 Note-taker steps to bake for first time
- >>10087, >>9993 Formatting issues
- >>10075 Importance of tagging the dough post
- >>10078, >>10101 Ideas for streamlining notables; what to include/exclude?
- >>10106, >>10119, >>10116, >>10167 "Last call crew" (anons/shills who call out problems at end of bake)
- >>10101, >>10111 Telling anons from shills
- >>10132, >>10148, >>10163 Ignore shills when baking
- >>10133 Creating a pastebin early
- >>10226 Can't make it to class? Suggestions
- ———— '''Class #10''' (4/16/20)
- >>10547, >>6892 Baker handoffs
- >>10555, >>10815 Max post length: 4700-5000 characters, ~200 lines (results vary).
- >>10581 Good comms with anons
- >>10696 How to report a thread or post
- >>10763 Team baking (baker plus note collector) >>10765, >>10764
- ———— '''Classes #11 & 12''' (4/23/20 & 4/30/20)
- >>12690 Take baking policy q's to new bakers Meta thread
- /////////////////////// BREAK 3 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
- ==INTRO TO BAKING==
- '''Qresearch is a 24/7 beehive of activity where anons post their diggs, memes and prayers.'''
- For this to happen requires '''''bakers'''''--which is why they have been called "the core of this board."
- '''Bakers perform several key functions:'''
- '''*''' __Set the ''tone''__ for each bread via their choice of bread title and /comms/ with posters.
- '''*''' __Post ''notables''__ for each bread.
- '''*''' __Bake ''breads''__ (transition the board from one thread to the next).
- '''*''' __Knead the ''dough''__ (keeping the resource pages clean, tidy, and up-to-date).
- When all goes well, baking is a fun & exciting opportunity to serve. When things get wonky and shills attack--bakers carry on anyway.
- Shadilay, fellow bakers!
- ==OTHER BAKING RESOURCES==
- ==Baker's grab bag==
- '''* Baker's Tools App (Version 0.7.2)''' >>6646, >>6650, >>6652, >>6654, >>6656, >>9584, >>9589, >>9597, >>9601
- '''* Try Atom as a text editor for Macs''' >>6925, >>6934, >>7055, >>7070
- '''* Meme-making app''' kek.gg >>8771
- '''* Crazy Bakes: wonky board, lags, baking from Index, "flood detected", dup breads''' >>9960
- '''* How's your mouse for baking?''' >>10617
- '''* Font used for baking school slides:''' >>10642, https://www.dafontfree.net/find.php?q=impact
- '''* Quik Pic bake instructions''' >>7549
- '''* Original baking video''' >>7076 (shows how to make room for new notables)
- '''* Overcoming paywalls''' >>10844
- '''* Pastebin.com problems & alternatives''' >>11645, >>11609, >>11619, >>11620, >>11627, >>11640
- '''* How to Control-F on androids & IOS devices''' >>13566, >>13567
- '''* How to do a keyword search when /qresearch/ is down''' >>13696
- ==Dealing with notables==
- '''* Ten Baker Tips for Notables''' >>8177
- '''* Ways to deal with long notables lists >>13633
- '''* Asking anons to state the main point''' >>8237
- '''* Anon tips for better notables (bakers can tell anons)''' >>>/qrb/41937, https://pastebin.com/yq7wQyvn
- '''* Bakers on what they look for in notables''' >>8351, >>8315, >>8698
- '''* Muh Collector "how to" on notables''' >>9006, >>9009
- '''* Advanced Google searching protocols''' https://pastebin.com/raw/JuK0xUDb
- '''* How to read a scientific study''' >>9036833
- ==Free image/video screenshots, download, production tools==
- '''* Image screenshots''' PrtSc/snipping tool + MS-Paint https://youtu.be/KvXxCE1gxOE
- '''* 8kun video limits''' >>8760
- '''* Bandicam Screen Recorder''' >>8759, >>8762 (also: OBS, Kdenlive, Audacity)
- '''*Video download apps:''' >>14237, https://www.downloadhelper.net/, https://technologyto.com/extractor.html
- '''* VLC Player''' >>8714, >>8715, >>8766
- '''* Windows Movie Maker for Win 10''' >>8712
- '''* YTCutter''' (makes vid clips from YT) >>8767
- '''* Twitter Video Downloader''' >>8768
- '''* NVidia cards''' (can screen-capture vids) >>8785
- '''* Forensically''' (forensics magnifier) https://29a.ch/photo-forensics/#forensic-magnifier
- '''* ShotCut NLE''' (open source cross platform video editor) https://shotcut.org/
- '''* MFFmpeg''' (decodes & plays any format) https://ffmpeg.org/ >>>/qresearch/8507906
- '''* Natron''' (cross-platform video compositor) >>>/qresearch/8507913
- '''* Handbrake''' (good for transcoding) >>>/qresearch/8507921
- '''* GIMP & GMIC''' (image editing) >>>/qresearch/8507956
- '''* Invidio''' (copies YT vids, restricted or not, no ads or signup) >>8792
- ==Baker tips IRL==
- >>8829 Baker's Tips - Read me first
- >>6331 ''#01 -'' Ghosting a bred
- >>6331 ''#02 -'' Baker changes
- >>6378 ''#03 -'' TOR baking
- >>6651 ''#04 -'' Defeating shills with facts & humor
- >>7339 ''#05 -'' Announce you're baking (#11 too)
- >>6892 ''#06 -'' Baking/note-taking protocols
- >>7181 ''#07 -'' Use RED TEXT and BOLD in handoffs
- >>7363 ''#08 -'' Try to notice when a cat is baking
- >>13038 ''#09 -'' Respecting other bakers' notables
- >>8174 ''#10 -'' Make sure to copypasta the whole page
- >>8803 ''#11 -'' Announce you're taking responsibility
- >>8822 ''#12 -'' Embed baker changes to provide more info
- >>8824 ''#13 -'' Watch out for unknown bakers bearing gifts
- >>8825 ''#14 -'' Use named pastebins to defeat shill complaints
- >>8826 ''#15 -'' Responding to shills trying to suck up baker's time
- >>8827 ''#16 -'' Be aware of muh joos bakers
- >>8828 ''#17 -'' All bakers screw up
- >>10445 ''#18 -'' Just do it--bake!
- >>9590 ''#19 -'' Don't be afraid to bake
- >>10789 ''#20 -'' Post notes early so changes can be made
- >>10791 ''#21 - ''No /comms/ creates misunderstandings
- >>10792 ''#22 -'' Defeat shills with humor
- ==Baker teaching stories==
- >>10114 How shills attack bakers--an example ("baker saves notables for his twats")
- >>10787 LIVE example of picking up a mid-bread bake
- >>10710 Why do you bake? >>10729, >>10731, >>10732, >>10744
- >>13098, >>13104, >>13111, >>13114, >>13133, >>13135, >>13146, >>13152, >>13172, >>13163, >>13179, >>13191, >>13196 Forensic baking (Study: who's been messing with the dough??)
- >>14114 Giving permission to next baker to edit notable & baker discussion >>14227, >>14248, >>14265
- ==Ideas & proposals==
- >>10253 Dough revision history proposal
- '''''this dough will change as we collect new resources & refine what's here'''''
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- /////////////////////////////////////////////////// END OF DOUGH\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
- ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////// REMARKS \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
- '''This is a draft dough.'''
- Pages 2 and 3 are a little long/dense. Starting to consolidate & simplify the dough a little.
- '''MORE STREAMLINED DOUGH-"'
- PAGE 1: Class welcome, info, baking steps, archive
- PAGE 2: Links to FAQs & Baking Traditions [not yet implemented; see mockup below]
- PAGE 3: Baker Resources
- Questions:
- include baking glossary?
- include index compiled from current pages 2 (Q & A) and 3 (baker tips, tricks and traps)?
- Earliest Baking Steps: >>7340
- This week:
- What's you best tip, bakers?
- ==Dough:==
- '''https://pastebin.com/C0zcfEFc'''
- ==Welcome to baking class!==
- Glad ya'll could make it.
- Class begins ~7 pm ET; meanwhile, join the discussion on previous thread:
- #13 >>13041
- What's you best tip, bakers? #12
- >>>/comms/13590
- http://archive.vn/2g1ia First META thread complete @750
- >>9240999
- Normies and Lurkers that want to archive Nabu Leaks can use the online downloader from SaveFrom.net (no install needed) or the Video DownloadHelper browser extension. I just used both.
- https://en.savefrom.net/17/ (no need to install anything)
- https://www.downloadhelper.net/ (browser ad on)
- >>9240999
- For Firefox using YouTube video and audio downloader (Dev. Edt.)
- https://technologyto.com/extractor.html
- also works for Opera
- /////////////////////////////////////////////// BREAK \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
- Mockup 1.0 of page 2; one-two links per topic
- '''FAQs'' = short blurbs that give basic links, facts, info.
- '''Baking Conventions''' = the art of baking, a little history, more detailed info on handoff protocols, different kinds of bakes, handling notables, dealing with shills, effective comms, dough checking, etc.
- ==Baking FAQs==
- Four parts of baking (setup, dough post, collecting notables, baking)
- Notables basics: quick tips, when to post, final list
- Do I need to use a text editor?
- What to do when Q posts
- How to ghost a bread
- Ways to order notables (up vs down)
- Handoffs & notifications
- How to pick up a ghost bake
- "Body too long": what is it and how to handle?
- Taking on a late bake (@600 plus)
- Baking anonymous or with an ID
- What to do if a shill is baking
- What equipment is needed to bake?
- Making room for new notables & Q drops
- How to bake in TOR
- Notables vs global notables
- What is pastebin and how to use it
- Timing the bake
- Dealing with shills
- How to report bad bread numbers, etc.
- How to report CP
- Handling end of bread questions
- Formatting notable buns
- What to check before & after the bake
- Slow vs fast breads
- Overcoming baking terrors: laggy breds, Ddos, etc.
- ==Baking Traditions==
- What bakers do
- A short history of baking
- Firm vs flexible rules
- Firm rules & when they're needed [scraper reqt's]
- Handoffs in detail
- Notables: the movie [more advanced stuff]
- Comms with anons
- Dealing with shills & shill bakers
- Breads with more than one baker
- Checking the dough & making repairs
- Dealing with the unexpected
- 10 most common baking mistakes
- Index of Q & As and baking tips
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