MisterEvil

< Who are you, MisterEvil, anyway?
> I'm the ghost that haunts your dreams
> I'm the plane that shrieks through the sky
> I'm the planet that pierces glorious darkness
> I'm the whiff of smoke in the morning
> That faint purple odor which hurts your brain
> I'm the early light waking you up
> I'm the open window which reflects your dreams
> The dreams through which my ghost self haunts
> I'm the disco pouncer that never stops
> I'm the disco singer that sings and sings and sings
> I'm the kilt that's just too tight
> I'm the I in knit
> I'm the fuck copyrighters don't get
> I'm the guy who dislikes people talking about themselves
> I'm the guy who knows answers and shouldn't wish for questions
> I'm the gnome that claims it got away
> when really odds are against his entire culture
> I'm the apple that got shrunk and is way too crunchy for correct flavour
> I'm the sum of photons that burns through thick skin
> And I guess I'm just the download bar which goes back and forth through japanese liquor
> Yeah that's about it