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Drunken Antics

Oct 2nd, 2011
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  1. 01[00:11] <Botherer> Vincent stumbles across a small fountain. It reads "Sacred Elixir - For the Weary Mind And Soul" or something like that.
  2. 06[00:11] * Vincent drinks from the fountain
  3. 01[00:11] <Botherer> On the first sip, it feels like he literally drank fire.
  4. 06[00:12] * Vincent spits it up
  5. 01[00:12] <Botherer> Tasted good, but dat FIRE feeling
  6. 06[00:12] * Vincent drinks the water to cool it down
  7. 01[00:14] <Botherer> *Glub glub glub* God only knows what Vincent just drank.
  8. 06[00:14] * Vincent walks back over to the spring. He hasn't realized that he's.... stumbling?
  9. [00:15] <Vincent> Hi gusy.
  10. [00:15] <Marianne> Hey Vincent... uhh, are you okay?
  11. [00:16] <Vincent> I am finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne
  12. 06[00:16] * Vincent seems more bubbly
  13. [00:16] <Vincent> What are we gonna dooooooooo?
  14. 06[00:16] * Estel had hoped he wouldn't come back
  15. 06[00:16] * Vincent hiccups a bit like stereotypucal drunks
  16. [00:17] <Marianne> Vincent... what did you do?
  17. [00:17] <Leeroy> ...
  18. [00:17] <Estel> Maybe he found the Drunk Fist before Leeroy.
  19. [00:17] <Vincent> I went and saw this spring! And there was this... uh... uh....
  20. 06[00:17] * Leeroy holds up three fingers
  21. [00:17] <Leeroy> how many do you see.
  22. [00:17] <Marianne> Drunk Fi- Oh no.
  23. [00:19] <Vincent> seven?
  24. 06[00:19] * Vincent falls over
  25. 06[00:19] * Estel laughs a bit
  26. [00:19] <Leeroy> yeah he's drunk off his ASS
  27. [00:19] <Leeroy> literally
  28. [00:20] <Estel> Must have been some stuff, that was fast.
  29. 06[00:20] * Vincent gets up, still naked. "I'm tsired of you making fun of me Eshtel."
  30. [00:20] <Leeroy> Geeze probably only had a little too
  31. [00:20] <Marianne> How do you even... ugh.
  32. 06[00:20] * Vincent stumbles over to Estel. "Me and you are gonna shettle thingsh."
  33. 06[00:20] * Marianne bangs her head against the wall lightly.
  34. 06[00:20] * Leeroy gives Drunk!Vincent a wiiiiiiide birth
  35. [00:20] <Estel> Put on some clothes, then we'll talk.
  36. 06[00:20] * Estel stands up for an easier getaway
  37. [00:21] <Vincent> No... You alwaysh make fun of me and I try to be nice and and...
  38. 06[00:21] * Vincent starts crying
  39. [00:21] <Leeroy> where did he find alcohol?
  40. [00:21] <Leeroy> oh mother of mew
  41. [00:21] <Leeroy> he's a SAD drunk
  42. 06[00:21] * Estel sighs
  43. [00:21] <Estel> Go away, Vincent.
  44. 06[00:21] * Marianne walks over and hugs Vincent.
  45. [00:21] <Marianne> There, there, it's okay...
  46. 06[00:22] * Vincent looks up and points. "Got ya!"
  47. [00:22] <Marianne> Ack!
  48. [00:22] <Leeroy> ... Who pretends to be drunk?
  49. [00:22] <Estel> As I said, go away.
  50. 06[00:22] * Marianne jumps back slightly, then bitchslaps Vincent across the face.
  51. 06[00:22] * Vincent giggles and swoons. "Sho... You come her often arer we jusht-
  52. [00:22] <Marianne> That's not funny Vincent!
  53. 06[00:22] * Vincent probably falls over
  54. [00:23] <Leeroy> Nope he's actually drunk
  55. [00:23] <Estel> And a moron as usual.
  56. [00:23] <Marianne> Oh jeez, you're right!
  57. 06[00:23] * Marianne glares at Estel before trying to help Vincent back up.
  58. [00:23] <Marianne> Are you okay buddy? I didn't hurt you at all, did I?
  59. 06[00:23] * Vincent looks up at Estel. "Sho babe.. You wanna go get losht in the world?"
  60. [00:24] <Marianne> ...You can't be serious.
  61. [00:24] <Estel> ...No.
  62. [00:24] <Leeroy> there
  63. [00:24] <Leeroy> is no way
  64. [00:24] <Leeroy> he must be a light weight
  65. [00:24] <Leeroy> I refuse to believe there is enough booze to get someone this hammered here
  66. [00:25] <Estel> How about you go look?
  67. [00:25] <Leeroy> I'm about to
  68. [00:25] <Vincent> B-but I could shhow you some thingsh huh?
  69. 06[00:26] * Vincent tugs at Estel's wet clothes seductively
  70. [00:26] <Leeroy> how about you show how to put on some pants eh?
  71. [00:26] <Estel> Oh, fuck off.
  72. 06[00:26] * Estel pushes him away
  73. 06[00:26] * Marianne looks slightly disgusted.
  74. [00:26] <Marianne> Eww, Vincent, stop wiggling your butt so much!
  75. 06[00:26] * Estel doesn't run though, yet
  76. [00:27] <Vincent> Ir'sh jusht a little ya know...
  77. 06[00:27] * Leeroy goes into the hallways looking for booze
  78. 06[00:27] * Vincent glances down to his wiggling butt
  79. [00:27] <Leeroy> he didn't go too far...
  80. 06[00:27] * Marianne nervously looks at the gay couple before following Leeroy.
  81. 01[00:28] <Botherer> Marianne follows Leeroy, and the fountain with the sign isn't too far away.
  82. [00:28] <Estel> Hey, don't just leave me here...
  83. 06[00:28] * Estel goes to follow them
  84. [00:28] <Vincent> Wait up babry
  85. 06[00:28] * Vincent stumbles after
  86. [00:28] <Marianne> Huh... well, I AM a little thirsty...
  87. [00:29] <Leeroy> Okay how did I not notice a fountain?
  88. 06[00:29] * Marianne dips down and takes a gulp of the fountain water.
  89. 06[00:29] * Leeroy takes a deep gulp of booze
  90. 06[00:30] * Estel catches up to them
  91. [00:30] <Estel> A fountain?
  92. [00:30] <Leeroy> Haaaaa Whiskey!
  93. 01[00:30] <Botherer> Boom! It's tasty, but FEELS LIKE FIRE!
  94. [00:30] <Marianne> ACK! OH MY GOD!
  95. [00:31] <Leeroy> geeze this brings me back
  96. 06[00:31] * Marianne spits a bit of the 'water' out, then winces.
  97. [00:31] <Marianne> Oww, oww, oww...
  98. [00:31] <Estel> Really...
  99. [00:31] <Marianne> Hehehe... well, it does help lighten the mood a little I guess...
  100. [00:31] <Marianne> So, this is the alcohol?
  101. 06[00:31] * Vincent walks over and dunks Estel's head in
  102. 06[00:32] * Estel resists
  103. [00:32] <Leeroy> yeah it is pretty strong stuff
  104. [00:32] <Vincent> Drunk up babyr
  105. [00:32] <Marianne> I don't feel THAT bad...
  106. [00:32] <Leeroy> no wonder Vincent is hammered
  107. [00:32] <Marianne> Not like Vincent anyway...
  108. 06[00:32] * Vincent kinda falls on Estel then
  109. 06[00:32] * Estel backs up from the fountain, pushing Vincent off
  110. [00:32] <Vincent> Oh.... itsh wamr
  111. [00:32] <Estel> No, not happening.
  112. 06[00:34] * Leeroy takes a smaller slower sip
  113. [00:34] <Marianne> Wait, guys, why are you drinking even MORE of it? Alcohol isn't good for you!
  114. 06[00:34] * Vincent slips and falls onto Estel
  115. [00:34] <Leeroy> well I read that wine is
  116. [00:35] <Marianne> Well... uhh... I don't know.
  117. 06[00:35] * Estel moves and lets Vincent hit the ground
  118. [00:35] <Leeroy> ah man this brings back some
  119. [00:35] <Leeroy> well memories
  120. [00:35] <Marianne> You said it's WHISKEY though!
  121. [00:35] <Leeroy> yeah yeah but it's only bad in high amounts
  122. [00:35] <Marianne> Well... okay, but be careful honey, please?
  123. [00:36] <Leeroy> my mom had me drinking whiskey whenever I complained about being hurt, and in Orre it's a big thing
  124. 06[00:36] * Marianne looks a little disgusted.
  125. [00:36] <Marianne> Ewww...
  126. 01[00:36] <Botherer> Well, Vincent falls on Estel's knees, causing them to give out on him... As such, he falls backwards into the fountain.
  127. [00:37] <Estel> Agh!
  128. [00:38] <Estel> Can you do anything right?
  129. [00:38] <Vincent> I can lobgt ridht
  130. 06[00:39] * Estel apparently got the whiskey in his mouth
  131. 06[00:40] * Vincent stands up and picks up Estel
  132. 06[00:41] * Estel coughs, it was fiery
  133. [00:41] <Vincent> sheee I got ya... You cna't holdt ur likcert
  134. 06[00:41] * Marianne just looks dumbfounded at this whole mess.
  135. [00:41] <Marianne> ...What?
  136. [00:41] <Leeroy> neither can you Vincent
  137. 06[00:41] * Vincent plays with Estel's hair. "I gocha babye
  138. [00:41] <Estel> Quit it...
  139. 06[00:42] * Estel is giving less of an effort
  140. [00:42] <Vincent> I'll go and down you put
  141. [00:43] <Estel> What?
  142. 06[00:43] * Estel tries getting away
  143. 06[00:43] * Vincent merely falls on top of Estel. "Woopsh"
  144. 06[00:43] * Marianne giggles loudly as she cuddles up next to Leeroy.
  145. [00:43] <Marianne> Hehehe... this isn't so bad y'know...
  146. [00:43] <Estel> Off!
  147. [00:44] <Vincent> Woah don't be that way... I'll shhow you shomething you'll like...
  148. 06[00:44] * Vincent wriggles his butt seductively. All this butt wriggling
  149. 06[00:45] * Estel does not care for this and tries pushing him off
  150. [00:45] <Marianne> No, not like that silly! Like this!
  151. 06[00:45] * Marianne tries some wiggling of her own.
  152. 06[00:45] * Estel crawls a little bit away
  153. 02[00:46] * Marianne ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
  154. 03[00:46] * ThatGuy ([email protected]) has joined #PTAFallen
  155. 03[00:46] * Marianne ([email protected]) has joined #PTAFallen
  156. 06[00:46] * Vincent grawls over to Estel and wriggles
  157. [00:46] <Vincent> crawls over too
  158. 06[00:46] * Estel pokes Vincent in the eye
  159. 03[00:47] * ThatGuy is now known as Leeroy_DeDrunkusse
  160. 06[00:47] * Leeroy_DeDrunkusse takes one more sip
  161. 06[00:47] * Vincent slaps at Estel's hand and sits on his lap as he shrugs the pain off. "I jusht please to want you
  162. [00:47] <Estel> You're a moron...
  163. [00:47] <Estel> No!
  164. [00:47] <Leeroy_DeDrunkusse> and he's a drunk. HA!
  165. 06[00:48] * Marianne giggles as she takes another sip.
  166. [00:48] <Vincent> Come ... and you'll nlik it
  167. 02[00:48] * Leeroy ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
  168. 06[00:48] * Estel does not feel one hundred percent anymore, pushing Vincent is not working
  169. [00:48] <Leeroy_DeDrunkusse> oh geeze I'm starting to feel a bit off
  170. 03[00:48] * Leeroy_DeDrunkusse is now known as Leeroy
  171. 06[00:49] * Marianne can't help but spit this one out too, and is feeling somewhat fine.
  172. 06[00:49] * Vincent rubs his bottom on Estel's pelvic region and places his hands on Estel's chest. This kills the Estel
  173. [00:49] <Marianne> Yeesh... I don't know how you guys are going so crazy...
  174. [00:49] <Leeroy> Hey I'm still sober
  175. [00:49] <Leeroy> ...ish
  176. 06[00:49] * Marianne laughs.
  177. [00:50] <Estel> H-Hey!
  178. 06[00:50] * Estel flails around
  179. 06[00:50] * Vincent loses positioning and flails about on Estel
  180. [00:50] <Estel> Ah!
  181. 06[00:50] * Marianne keeps laughing.
  182. [00:50] <Estel> Get off!
  183. [00:50] <Marianne> Oh, you guys are SO funny!
  184. [00:50] <Vincent> I'm trying to
  185. [00:51] <Estel> Marianne, help?
  186. [00:51] <Vincent> But it's jusht harrrddd...
  187. 06[00:51] * Vincent leans down on Estel chest and coughs
  188. 06[00:51] * Vincent looks up at Estel. "It'll take...a ssecond..."
  189. [00:51] <Marianne> Huh? Help? I thought you were having fun!
  190. 06[00:51] * Estel stares at him blankly
  191. [00:52] <Estel> And you think this is fun?! Change places with me!
  192. 06[00:52] * Estel can't even bother pushing him back
  193. [00:52] <Marianne> Okay~
  194. [00:52] <Vincent> You... want on top?
  195. 06[00:52] * Marianne drops down on the floor next to Estel and Vincent.
  196. [00:52] <Marianne> How's that?
  197. 06[00:52] * Estel grabs Marianne's shoulders
  198. [00:53] <Estel> Vincent take this one.
  199. [00:53] <Vincent> No penis
  200. [00:53] <Leeroy> Wait no! Don't take that one!
  201. 06[00:53] * Vincent points
  202. 06[00:53] * Marianne giggles like a schoolgirl.
  203. [00:53] <Marianne> Oh Vincent, you're so crazy~
  204. [00:53] <Estel> Who says she doesn't?
  205. [00:54] <Marianne> Says me!
  206. 06[00:54] * Marianne leans in slightly.
  207. [00:54] <Vincent> I saw already. She has thingy
  208. [00:54] <Leeroy> I say too!
  209. [00:54] <Marianne> *whisper* And so does Leeroy...
  210. 06[00:54] * Marianne giggles as she rolls away from the gay couple.
  211. [00:54] <Estel> Okay! Take Leeroy then!
  212. [00:54] <Leeroy> I'm starting to think I like you all better
  213. 06[00:54] * Vincent whispers in Estel's ear. "Sush love... I am here to make you happy!"
  214. [00:55] <Leeroy> when you were sober-
  215. [00:55] <Leeroy> What no! Damnit Etch don't pawn off your problems to me!
  216. 06[00:55] * Marianne gets back on her feet and goes back to leaning up against Leeroy.
  217. [00:55] <Vincent> I saved you in waater!
  218. [00:55] <Estel> You... you did, but that doesn't mean anything right now- get off!
  219. 06[00:56] * Marianne giggles again.
  220. [00:56] <Marianne> I thought you still liked Leeroy though Vincent~
  221. [00:56] <Vincent> It's because...
  222. [00:56] <Leeroy> ...
  223. 06[00:56] * Vincent whispers again "I think you're cute!"
  224. 06[00:56] * Vincent giggles
  225. [00:57] <Vincent> Leeroy ahs a penis Marianne and he's stupoid
  226. 06[00:57] * Estel tries to push Vincent over so that the moron's the one getting pinned down
  227. [00:57] <Marianne> Hey! Don't call him stupid!
  228. [00:57] <Leeroy> Hey I'm right here you drunken dumbass!
  229. [00:57] <Marianne> He's a smart guy meanie-head!
  230. [00:57] <Leeroy> ...Meanie-head?
  231. 06[00:58] * Estel pins Vincent down
  232. 06[00:58] * Vincent is pinned down?
  233. [00:58] <Vincent> Ouchies.... I dind't know you were rough heheeh
  234. [00:58] <Marianne> What? He is!
  235. [00:58] <Estel> You little shit.
  236. 06[00:58] * Vincent hiccups and tries to smooch Estel
  237. 06[00:59] * Vincent more over flops about
  238. [00:59] <Vincent> He is pinned, ya know
  239. 06[00:59] * Estel gets up and stumbles over to the other two
  240. 06[00:59] * Vincent giggles. "So what sha gonna do?"
  241. 06[00:59] * Leeroy sighs
  242. [00:59] <Estel> Help.
  243. 06[00:59] * Vincent stands up and follows Estel
  244. [01:00] <Leeroy> you too Etch? I can see the flushed cheeks
  245. [01:00] <Leeroy> I'm the only not drunk one here!
  246. [01:00] <Estel> I wasn't gonna.
  247. [01:01] <Vincent> Make me a man Estel~
  248. 06[01:01] * Vincent falls on Estel's back
  249. 06[01:01] * Estel falls onto Leeroy because of this
  250. 06[01:01] * Vincent pokes Estel in the butt. Boners and what not
  251. 06[01:02] * Leeroy awkwardly pushes them aside...into the Fountain
  252. [01:02] <Marianne> Hey, I'm not gonna ruin your fun!
  253. 06[01:02] * Marianne lifts up a ball of fire-water via TK.
  254. [01:02] <Marianne> Here you go honey~
  255. [01:02] <Marianne> Oh, we're having a group hug? Okay!
  256. 06[01:02] * Marianne accidently drops the ball of booze as she dives down and hugs everybody.
  257. 06[01:03] * Estel coughs as he gets the whiskey in his mouth, and then knocks his head into the foutain and passes out
  258. 06[01:03] * Vincent falls on top of his play thing
  259. [01:03] <Vincent> Oh... he's dead
  260. 02[01:03] * Estel ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
  261. 06[01:03] * Leeroy drags Estel out and props him in the corner
  262. [01:03] <Leeroy> geeze
  263. 06[01:04] * Marianne splashes around in the fountain before pulling herself out.
  264. [01:04] <Marianne> You guys are so crazy~
  265. 06[01:04] * Vincent crawls over and hugs Estel and tries to wake him up.
  266. [01:04] <Vincent> Don't be... dead!
  267. [01:04] <Leeroy> says the one splashing in Whiskey
  268. 06[01:04] * Leeroy wipes the booze off his face
  269. 06[01:04] * Vincent hiccups and kinda falls with his head in Estel's crotch
  270. [01:05] <Marianne> I'm just trying to loosen up, that's all!
  271. [01:05] <Leeroy> pfft! I might like a bit of booze here and there but not enough to get drunk
  272. 06[01:05] * Vincent gives a thumbs up before passing out
  273. 03[01:05] * Vincent is now known as SleepyGents
  274. 06[01:06] * Leeroy shakes his head
  275. [01:07] <Leeroy> oh brother
  276. [01:07] <Marianne> Looks like they need some time alone~
  277. 06[01:07] * Marianne giggles as she walks off to the hot spring room.
  278. [01:07] <Leeroy> what like a decade?
  279. [01:07] <Marianne> No silly, probably just an hour!
  280. 06[01:07] * Leeroy follows her making sure she doesn't drown in a drunken stupor
  281. 06[01:08] * Marianne falls into the hot spring in a drunken stupor, but doesn't drown.
  282. [01:08] <Marianne> Hehe, come on in Leeroy!
  283. 02[01:09] * Marianne ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
  284. 03[01:09] * Marianne ([email protected]) has joined #PTAFallen
  285. 02[01:09] * SleepyGents ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
  286. [01:10] <Leeroy> boy oh boy
  287. 06[01:10] * Leeroy gets mostly undressed before sliding in
  288. 06[01:11] * Marianne relaxes up against the side, still in her clothing.
  289. 06[01:12] * Leeroy gets up close to Marianne
  290. [01:12] <Leeroy> you are really REALLY drunk
  291. [01:12] <Marianne> I'm just feeling a little excited, that's all!
  292. [01:13] <Leeroy> right~
  293. 06[01:13] * Marianne just relaxes up against Leeroy, giggling every so often.
  294. [01:14] <Marianne> I knew it was only a matter of time until those two...
  295. [01:14] <Leeroy> I don't really care if they hook up or not
  296. [01:17] <Marianne> Aww, but it'd be fun if they did! We could go on double dates and gossip and all other kinds of fun stuff!
  297. [01:17] <Leeroy> Double dates? Somehow I doubt Etch is the type for that
  298. [01:18] <Marianne> He just needs to loosen up a bit, that's all!
  299. [01:18] <Leeroy> Yeah you're right there
  300. [01:20] <Marianne> Hmm... I guess I should relax a little, we still have to see the grandmaster...
  301. 06[01:20] * Marianne cuddles up and closes her eyes.
  302. [01:20] <Leeroy> ... HOLY CRAP
  303. [01:21] <Marianne> What?!
  304. [01:21] <Leeroy> we do have to see him, and Estel and Vincent are passed out
  305. [01:21] <Marianne> ...OOOOOOOH!
  306. [01:21] <Marianne> Oh, they'll be fine, they probably only need a couple minutes anyway~
  307. [01:21] <Leeroy> awesome, I'll have to deep six him alone
  308. [01:21] <Marianne> Don't forget about me~
  309. [01:22] <Leeroy> well you're a bit drunk too
  310. [01:23] <Leeroy> and I don't want you getting hurt
  311. [01:23] <Marianne> Don't worry, I'm tougher than I look!
  312. [01:23] <Leeroy> yeah but I worry
  313. [01:24] <Marianne> Awww~
  314. 06[01:24] * Marianne blushes slightly.
  315. [01:24] <Marianne> I'm such a lucky girl...
  316. [01:25] <Leeroy> Hey now you desereve it
  317. [01:26] <Leeroy> someone looking after you that is
  318. [01:26] <Marianne> Yeah, I guess so...
  319. [01:26] <Marianne> Someone has to look out for you too though! What with you just rushing in all the time.
  320. 06[01:27] * Leeroy puffs his chest out
  321. [01:27] <Leeroy> What me "Mister Tough guy"?
  322. 06[01:29] * Marianne giggles.
  323. [01:29] <Marianne> Yes!
  324. [01:29] <Leeroy> Ah come one I can look after myself! And you! At the same time!
  325. [01:30] <Marianne> Someone has to fix you up when it's all said and done though. And I'm happy to help~
  326. [01:31] <Marianne> Just... promise you'll never REALLY push it, alright? I can't cure death...
  327. [01:31] <Leeroy> Don't worry
  328. [01:31] <Leeroy> I'm not planning on dying anytime soon
  329. [01:32] <Marianne> Good~
  330. [01:33] <Marianne> I'm gonna close my eyes for a moment, okay? If anything happens, just wake me up.
  331. [01:34] <Leeroy> yeah sure
  332. 06[01:35] * Marianne gives a quick kiss before closing her eyes, trying to sleep the booze off.
  333. [01:46] <Marianne> </end>
  334.  
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