[C4S3] ZT's Day Off

[20:20] <pigBurner> yo
[20:21] <pigBurner> what up plain man
[20:21] <miskatonicScholarship> Nothing
[20:21] <miskatonicScholarship> Absolutely not a thing
[20:21] <miskatonicScholarship> There is an empty void that is up
[20:21] <miskatonicScholarship> A black hole actually swallowed up everything in the universe above me
[20:21] <pigBurner> I don't think that's how the world works
[20:21] <pigBurner> just a hunch
[20:21] <miskatonicScholarship> You're probably right
[20:22] <pigBurner> hey just wondering
[20:22] <miskatonicScholarship> Mm?
[20:22] <pigBurner> how the fuck do you have internet in the middle of nowhere
[20:22] <miskatonicScholarship> Ah
[20:22] <miskatonicScholarship> Mumsy dearest has something set up in the plane
[20:23] <miskatonicScholarship> I honestly don't understand most of it
[20:23] <miskatonicScholarship> But I'm 90% sure it has to do with an orbital killsat that happens to also provide wifi
[20:23] <pigBurner> yo you should get me hooked up on that crap cause it sure would be useful
[20:23] <pigBurner> your family is crazy man
[20:23] <miskatonicScholarship> Eeyup
[20:23] <miskatonicScholarship> Does this really surprise you?
[20:24] <miskatonicScholarship> Remember, I qualify as part of the group
[20:24] <pigBurner> first from flying crusade, then killer satellite wifi
[20:24] <pigBurner> what group?
[20:24] <miskatonicScholarship> My family
[20:24] <miskatonicScholarship> I am one of them
[20:24] <pigBurner> oh yeah
[20:24] <miskatonicScholarship> Hard to believe, I know
[20:25] <pigBurner> does all your family live up in the clouds and shit
[20:25] <miskatonicScholarship> She does, yeah
[20:25] <pigBurner> oh family of two
[20:25] <miskatonicScholarship> Eeyup
[20:25] <miskatonicScholarship> S'just me and Mum
[20:26] <pigBurner> what about the man, what happened?
[20:26] <miskatonicScholarship> ??
[20:26] <pigBurner> still kicking or?
[20:26] <miskatonicScholarship> Oh
[20:26] <miskatonicScholarship> I'm adopted
[20:26] <pigBurner> OH
[20:26] <miskatonicScholarship> Says she never found anyone
[20:26] <pigBurner> oh ok
[20:27] <pigBurner> so you never went around asking?
[20:27] <miskatonicScholarship> About my birth family, y'mean?
[20:27] <pigBurner> yeh
[20:27] <pigBurner> idk if it's ok to ask
[20:27] <miskatonicScholarship> S'fine
[20:28] <miskatonicScholarship> PB, I can handle basically anything
[20:28] <miskatonicScholarship> Regularly talk about how great my own gruesome demise would be, remember?
[20:28] <miskatonicScholarship> But no.  Screw those guys
[20:28] <miskatonicScholarship> They want me to know them, then they can track me down themselves
[20:29] <pigBurner> ok if you say so
[20:29] <pigBurner> also to be honest most of talk sounds enacted if ya get me
[20:29] <miskatonicScholarship> What do you mean?
[20:29] <pigBurner> although I get it, never exiting the flying tube and shit
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[20:30] <zoroastrianTextuary> greetings!
[20:30] <pigBurner> oh look
[20:30] <zoroastrianTextuary> look where?
[20:30] <miskatonicScholarship> Hey ZT
[20:30] <pigBurner> but yeah I meant the whole "I'm actually dead talk" and shit
[20:30] <zoroastrianTextuary> hello, MS!
[20:30] <pigBurner> fitting since he just got here
[20:30] <miskatonicScholarship> S'just a joke, PB
[20:31] <miskatonicScholarship> I'm not dead
[20:31] <miskatonicScholarship> Or, believe it or not, the scum of mankind
[20:31] <pigBurner> of course you aren't dumb ass
[20:31] <pigBurner> like that was my whole point
[20:31] <pigBurner> anyways what up ZY
[20:32] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...the ceiling, currently...?
[20:32] <miskatonicScholarship>  /gasp
[20:32] <miskatonicScholarship> ZT's ceiling has defeated the black hole
[20:32] <pigBurner> well looks like MS won the what's up contest this time
[20:32] <pigBurner> congrats
[20:32] <miskatonicScholarship> The world is saved
[20:32] <pigBurner> more like doomed
[20:32] <miskatonicScholarship> Same thing
[20:33] <zoroastrianTextuary> the world is currently neither.
[20:33] <zoroastrianTextuary> leaning more towards the latter.
[20:33] <pigBurner> wow that got dark fast
[20:33] <zoroastrianTextuary> but i shall not bother anyone with such heavy matters, today i felt like taking a "day off".
[20:33] <pigBurner> someone's been reading on the melting icecaps
[20:33] <pigBurner> oh?
[20:33] <miskatonicScholarship> Y'know...
[20:34] <pigBurner> whatcha up to then ZT
[20:34] <miskatonicScholarship> Airplanes are immune to melting icecaps
[20:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> up...to?
[20:34] <pigBurner> MS you know that they cause them
[20:34] <miskatonicScholarship> He's asking how tall you are
[20:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> as in a point in a book?
[20:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> how tall i am?
[20:34] <miskatonicScholarship> Yes
[20:34] <miskatonicScholarship> What height are you up to?
[20:34] <pigBurner> eh didn't ask that but sure
[20:35] <zoroastrianTextuary> oh. 1.618 celestial units.
[20:35] <pigBurner> oooo k, now translate that into chakra knots
[20:35] <zoroastrianTextuary> chakra knots is not a unit of measurement.
[20:36] <pigBurner> are you sure?
[20:36] <pigBurner> I was pretty sure they were
[20:36] <miskatonicScholarship> According to Google, praise be to its name
[20:36] <miskatonicScholarship> ZT is about 1.6 times as tall as Earth is from the sun
[20:36] <miskatonicScholarship> Which is pretty impressive
[20:36] <pigBurner> damn
[20:37] <pigBurner> daaaaaamn
[20:37] <pigBurner> that's like
[20:37] <pigBurner> a lot
[20:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> ....
[20:37] <miskatonicScholarship> It is, in fact, many
[20:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm not sure i am that tall.
[20:37] <miskatonicScholarship> ZT is many tall
[20:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> perhaps i was talking about a different unit of measurement.
[20:37] <miskatonicScholarship> Think of all the regular talls you would need to stack up on one another's shoulders to measure up to ZT
[20:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((see this is what happens when i make shit up))
[20:38] <miskatonicScholarship> That's gotta be at least, like...
[20:38] <pigBurner> dude how did you get so tall
[20:38] <miskatonicScholarship> Four
[20:38] <pigBurner> is it in your books?
[20:38] <pigBurner> man I really need to translate your book
[20:38] <miskatonicScholarship> Just get the chosen one to read it to you
[20:39] <zoroastrianTextuary> since i doubt i'm that tall, i'm converting the units i gave you to meters....
[20:39] <miskatonicScholarship> Oh neat, thanks
[20:39] <zoroastrianTextuary> approximately 1.57 meters.
[20:39] <miskatonicScholarship> Well
[20:39] <miskatonicScholarship> That's not nearly as exciting a height
[20:40] <miskatonicScholarship> That's not even *one* tall
[20:40] <pigBurner> oh
[20:40] <pigBurner> oh that's not nearly as tall as I thought
[20:40] <pigBurner> dude you're tiiiiinnyyyyyy
[20:40] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...i assume i'm growing normally...
[20:41] <pigBurner> oh hey MS you are right, I might be able to get *the chosen one* to read that crap
[20:41] <miskatonicScholarship> Eeyup
[20:41] <miskatonicScholarship> Which is, of course, Razero, since she's the only "she" who it could be
[20:41] <zoroastrianTextuary> i have lived through approximately 12 Earth-Sol revolutions, if it helps.
[20:41] <pigBurner> haven't talked to them about that
[20:42] <pigBurner> I think they aren't fond of the idea of being called *the one*
[20:42] <miskatonicScholarship> Call her the two
[20:42] <pigBurner> gotcha
[20:42] <pigBurner> that's gonna work as well as riding a goat into the Swedish
[20:42] <miskatonicScholarship> You mean *perfectly*?
[20:43] <pigBurner> yeh yeh
[20:44] <pigBurner> shit gimme a sec I'll be back in like 10 minutes
[20:44] <miskatonicScholarship> Adieu, mon ami
[20:45] <miskatonicScholarship> So 'til then
[20:45] <miskatonicScholarship> How 'bout you, Zoggo?
[20:45] <miskatonicScholarship> Anything new and exciting you wanna do on your day off?
[20:46] <zoroastrianTextuary> there's not really much to do here.
[20:46] <miskatonicScholarship> S'always talking
[20:46] <zoroastrianTextuary> i should have thought about that before taking a day off.
[20:46] <miskatonicScholarship> Heh
[20:47] <miskatonicScholarship> Mighta been a good call
[20:47] <miskatonicScholarship> What are you even taking a day off *from*, anyway?
[20:48] <zoroastrianTextuary> the things i usually do.
[20:48] <zoroastrianTextuary> rituals, prophecies, reading....
[20:48] <miskatonicScholarship> Heh
[20:48] <miskatonicScholarship> Naturally
[20:49] <miskatonicScholarship> Any neat prophecies about me I should know about?
[20:49] <miskatonicScholarship> Or is it all about ways I destroy everything near me?
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[20:49] <miskatonicScholarship> Heh
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[20:49] <miskatonicScholarship> Naturally
[20:49] <miskatonicScholarship> Any neat prophecies about me I should know about?
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[20:49] <miskatonicScholarship> Or is it all about ways I destroy everything near me?
[20:49] <miskatonicScholarship> Because I don't really need a prophecy for that
[20:50] <zoroastrianTextuary> not for now.
[20:50] <miskatonicScholarship> Crying shame
[20:50] <miskatonicScholarship> But does that mean I'll eventually get one?
[20:50] <zoroastrianTextuary> anyway, as i was saying, after a while i was supposed to turn on a computing device and socialize with others.
[20:50] <zoroastrianTextuary> you'll eventually get one, but you won't like it.
[20:50] <miskatonicScholarship> Sweet
[20:51] <miskatonicScholarship> I'm counting that as prophecy numero uno
[20:51] <zoroastrianTextuary> we've already discussed this. i hope the day i must reveal it never comes.
[20:51] <miskatonicScholarship> So that puts me at at least two
[20:51] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm trying to stay away from prophecies, just for one day at least.
[20:51] <miskatonicScholarship> Which is a good number of prophecies for a not-the-chosen-one to have, I think
[20:52] <pigBurner> ok I'm back
[20:52] <pigBurner> sorry about that, got shouted at for like forever and a half
[20:52] <miskatonicScholarship> Ouch
[20:52] <zoroastrianTextuary> welcome back!
[20:53] <pigBurner> did anything happen while I was gone?
[20:53] <zoroastrianTextuary> i was briefly interrogated.
[20:53] <miskatonicScholarship> Turns out I got a prophecy
[20:53] <miskatonicScholarship> So I'm clearly one of MR's minions on her save the world quest
[20:54] <pigBurner> daaamn
[20:54] <zoroastrianTextuary> can we not discuss prophecies?
[20:54] <pigBurner> do you have an idea of what the plan is?
[20:54] <miskatonicScholarship> The plan is
[20:54] <zoroastrianTextuary> for one day?
[20:54] <miskatonicScholarship> Eventually
[20:54] <miskatonicScholarship> ZT will give me a prophecy
[20:54] <pigBurner> ZT you better do that at some point
[20:54] <miskatonicScholarship> I'm so hyped about what it could mean
[20:54] <zoroastrianTextuary> ....
[20:54] <miskatonicScholarship> There are many ways a prophecy like that one I just said can be interpreted
[20:55] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...please?
[20:55] <zoroastrianTextuary> thank you.
[20:55] <pigBurner> so you will get a mega lazor of dental imperium or some shit?
[20:55] <miskatonicScholarship> Maybe!
[20:56] <pigBurner> chill out ZT
[20:56] <miskatonicScholarship> That'd be neat, though
[20:56] <miskatonicScholarship> I could make an empire out of all dentists in the world
[20:56] <miskatonicScholarship> And then we'd start recruiting everyone else with our amazing dental plan
[20:56] <zoroastrianTextuary> there will be no dentists, MS.
[20:56] <miskatonicScholarship> And the world will belong to me
[20:57] <pigBurner> but how will you keep your gums healthy ZT?
[20:57] <pigBurner> we need dentists!
[20:57] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...magic?
[20:57] <miskatonicScholarship> Well what kind of mega lazor of dental imperium doesn't invoke imperium of dentists?
[20:58] <pigBurner> exactly
[20:58] <miskatonicScholarship> C'mon ZT
[20:58] <pigBurner> for once MS makes sense
[20:58] <miskatonicScholarship> Try and keep up
[20:58] <zoroastrianTextuary> (and you think i'm kidding....)
[20:59] <miskatonicScholarship> (we think you aren't thinking about proper oral hygiene)
[20:59] <miskatonicScholarship> Magic can only go so far
[21:00] <zoroastrianTextuary> do you not have a toothbrush that instantly kills any harmful bacteria and disintegrates buildup of foreign matter?
[21:00] <pigBurner> think about what will happen once you teeth go all yellow!
[21:00] <pigBurner> no, there's places the brush cannot physically reach!
[21:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> it's sort of like an area of effect.
[21:01] <miskatonicScholarship> So... radiation?
[21:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> at least in my toothbrush's case.
[21:01] <miskatonicScholarship> Dude you shouldn't stick radioactive toothbrushes in your mouth like that
[21:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> my toothbrush does not emit any radioactive energy.
[21:02] <pigBurner> yeah that sounds really really bad for your tongue
[21:02] <pigBurner> soooo
[21:02] <pigBurner> how does it work
[21:02] <zoroastrianTextuary> magic.
[21:03] <pigBurner> ok
[21:03] <miskatonicScholarship> Pics or it didn't happen
[21:03] <pigBurner> so how does it actually work
[21:03] <pigBurner> yeah
[21:03] <pigBurner> also MS you are still to prove you in fact have a frog tank
[21:03] <miskatonicScholarship> I have a lot of lies to prove
[21:04] <pigBurner> yeah you do
[21:04] <pigBurner> I should make a list
[21:04] <pigBurner> but I fear I'll run out of paper
[21:04]  * zoroastrianTextuary sighs
[21:04] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'll go take one.
[21:04] <miskatonicScholarship> Forcing you to run out of paper is another list of ways I simply can't help but be the worst ever
[21:05]  * zoroastrianTextuary sent a file: it's_a_toothbrush.png
[21:05] <miskatonicScholarship> Wowie
[21:05] <miskatonicScholarship> I can really see the magic
[21:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> [It's a beige toothbrush with strange symbols on the handle.]
[21:06] <pigBurner> can you?
[21:06] <miskatonicScholarship> Yes
[21:06] <miskatonicScholarship> I have magic seeing-magic goggles that work through mirrors and other video-blocky things, probably
[21:07] <pigBurner> [no it's not]
[21:07] <pigBurner> I see some dirty ass floor tho
[21:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> [It's placed on a table.
[21:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> ]
[21:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> [yeah it is]
[21:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> [The brush is placed on a table that appears to be made out of a dark wood.]
[21:07] <pigBurner> damn that's pretty awesome
[21:08] <pigBurner> where did ya get those?
[21:08] <pigBurner> I got this magical potion of ice that protects you against witches
[21:09]  * pigBurner sends a picture of shaving lotion
[21:09] <zoroastrianTextuary> against Witches?
[21:09] <zoroastrianTextuary> of what aspect?
[21:09] <zoroastrianTextuary> not Seers, Bards, or Knights?
[21:10] <pigBurner> all witches
[21:10] <pigBurner> it just keeps them away
[21:10] <miskatonicScholarship> Seers and bards are harmless, dude
[21:10] <pigBurner> bards love it to
[21:10] <pigBurner> tho
[21:10] <miskatonicScholarship> And knights shouldn't even be a concern
[21:10] <pigBurner> like it just attracts them like a magnet
[21:11] <pigBurner> well I am a knight after all
[21:11] <pigBurner> knight of liberty remember?
[21:11] <miskatonicScholarship> Indeed
[21:11] <miskatonicScholarship> King of Anarchy, God of Atheism
[21:11] <zoroastrianTextuary> those seem like oxymorons.
[21:11] <miskatonicScholarship> PB is an oxymoron
[21:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> burning pigs is an activity that is possible.
[21:12] <pigBurner> what now
[21:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> i wouldn't recommend it, as pigs are living beings.
[21:13] <pigBurner> also I feel being a god of atheism is kinda hard
[21:13] <pigBurner> like maaaan you know how much that work that would be
[21:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> that wouldn't be very kind to them.
[21:13] <pigBurner> pfff
[21:13] <pigBurner> capitalist pigs deserve to burn
[21:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not sure pigs can form civilization, or economies.
[21:14] <miskatonicScholarship> Then explain the state of the Earth
[21:14] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not sure of the state of the earth.
[21:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm a bit isolated here.
[21:15] <miskatonicScholarship> Basically
[21:15] <miskatonicScholarship> When you were talking about the world being doomed
[21:15] <miskatonicScholarship> You were more'n a little correct
[21:15] <pigBurner> oh shit be right back
[21:15] <miskatonicScholarship> We all gon die
[21:16] <pigBurner> again
[21:16] <miskatonicScholarship> Later Peebs
[21:18] <pigBurner> ok I'm back
[21:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> welcome back!
[21:18] <pigBurner> fuck this crap I'm locking the door
[21:19] <pigBurner> did MS doe?
[21:20] <pigBurner> I'll go with MS is dead
[21:21] <miskatonicScholarship> I died
[21:21] <zoroastrianTextuary> dead?
[21:21] <miskatonicScholarship> Dead
[21:21] <zoroastrianTextuary> no, he appears to be alive.
[21:21] <miskatonicScholarship> My splatters are typing this
[21:21] <miskatonicScholarship> Remember that being a thing?
[21:22] <miskatonicScholarship> That's still a thing
[21:22] <pigBurner> again?
[21:22] <miskatonicScholarship> Yeah
[21:22] <zoroastrianTextuary> you've already said that before.
[21:22] <miskatonicScholarship> The future really doesn't like me
[21:22] <pigBurner> dude you really need to clean your place
[21:22] <pigBurner> those explosive decompressions are an issue
[21:22] <miskatonicScholarship> I've made enemies with Roko's Basilisk
[21:22] <miskatonicScholarship> And now it's tryna get back at me for it
[21:23] <miskatonicScholarship> With bombs
[21:23] <pigBurner> yeah that sounds like at least 5 levels of bad
[21:23] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm lost.
[21:24] <miskatonicScholarship> Basically
[21:24] <miskatonicScholarship> I angered a hyperintelligent AI from the future
[21:24] <zoroastrianTextuary> is "bad" measured on levels?
[21:24] <miskatonicScholarship> Or I will
[21:24] <zoroastrianTextuary> there won't be a--
[21:24] <miskatonicScholarship> And now it's sending terminator suicide bombers to kill me repeatedly
[21:24] <zoroastrianTextuary> nevermind.
[21:24] <pigBurner> yes bad is measured in levels
[21:24] <pigBurner> it goes from -10 to 10
[21:25] <pigBurner> oh so your real name is John
[21:25] <pigBurner> well ain't that interesting
[21:25] <miskatonicScholarship> Yes
[21:25] <miskatonicScholarship> Lysander was a ruse all along
[21:25] <zoroastrianTextuary> maybe i shouldn't have taken a day off, knowing that things would go as they usually do anyway.
[21:25] <miskatonicScholarship> With me getting blown up and dying?
[21:26] <miskatonicScholarship> And then your ceiling saving reality from a black hole?
[21:26] <miskatonicScholarship> Ooh, and also giving me a prophecy
[21:26] <miskatonicScholarship> That happened too
[21:26] <pigBurner> oh you already said you real name?
[21:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> my ceiling has not saved anyone from a black hole.
[21:26] <pigBurner> kinda forgot about that
[21:26] <miskatonicScholarship> It totally has
[21:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> you have not blown up and/or died;
[21:27] <miskatonicScholarship> I totally have
[21:27] <pigBurner> well that's because you don't carry a frog tank
[21:27] <zoroastrianTextuary> and i'm not giving you a prophecy!
[21:27] <pigBurner> it's the frogs man
[21:27] <miskatonicScholarship> You totally did
[21:27] <pigBurner> they have this weird alterian energy and shit
[21:27] <miskatonicScholarship> "Eventually I'll tell you"
[21:27] <miskatonicScholarship> Saying you'll tell me a prophecy is still giving me a prophecy
[21:27] <zoroastrianTextuary> eventually.
[21:27] <miskatonicScholarship> It's just... a prophecy about a prophecy
[21:27] <pigBurner> meta as fuck
[21:27] <zoroastrianTextuary> and as you said, it could be interpreted in many different ways.
[21:27] <miskatonicScholarship> It's a system that works on layers
[21:28] <miskatonicScholarship> But yeah PB
[21:28] <miskatonicScholarship> I'm like 4% sure I already said my name
[21:28] <miskatonicScholarship> A few times now
[21:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> what if it really means i'm not giving you a prophecy until you shut up about it for two minutes?
[21:28] <pigBurner> woa woa woa woa
[21:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...that was extremely impolite. i apologize.
[21:28] <miskatonicScholarship> Well then maybe there really is knowledge I was never meant to know
[21:28] <pigBurner> calm down ZT
[21:29] <pigBurner> ok that was rather harsh
[21:29] <miskatonicScholarship> Aw, c'mon dude, I don't mind
[21:29] <pigBurner> I am surprised ZT
[21:29] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm not usually like this at all.
[21:29] <pigBurner> are you upset over something?
[21:29] <zoroastrianTextuary> again, i apologize.
[21:30] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...to be honest, i did ask for a day off. a day away from prophecies and rituals and otherworldly beasts.
[21:31] <zoroastrianTextuary> but it's all i'm known for, apparently.
[21:31] <zoroastrianTextuary> considering i haven't really done much else.
[21:31] <pigBurner> well you can change that crap ya know
[21:31] <miskatonicScholarship> Yeah
[21:31] <miskatonicScholarship> What do *you* wanna talk about, then?
[21:32] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm not sure at this point.
[21:32] <zoroastrianTextuary> i do have a question, though.
[21:33] <pigBurner> ask away
[21:33] <miskatonicScholarship> For whom?
[21:33] <zoroastrianTextuary> both of you.
[21:33] <miskatonicScholarship> Cool.  Go for it
[21:33] <pigBurner> should I get a lawyer?
[21:33] <miskatonicScholarship> I'll be your lawyer
[21:33] <pigBurner> jk I don't have a lawyer
[21:33] <pigBurner> ok them
[21:33] <zoroastrianTextuary> sometimes, the things people say seem to have a quality of...i'm not sure, but it seems to leave me confused.
[21:33]  * pigBurner pushes MS off the cluff
[21:33] <miskatonicScholarship> My defendant pleads guilty
[21:34]  * miskatonicScholarship dies again
[21:34] <pigBurner> and so the world is ever so slightly better now
[21:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> like "capitalist pigs", when members of the Sus genus cannot form civilizations, let alone an economy.
[21:34]  * miskatonicScholarship resurrects
[21:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> or when MS claimed his death, yet was still typing.
[21:34] <miskatonicScholarship> ZT, PB is calling capitalists pigs
[21:34] <miskatonicScholarship> It's an insult
[21:35] <miskatonicScholarship> Saying they run around in the mud and are stupid and fat
[21:35] <pigBurner> yeah
[21:35] <zoroastrianTextuary> to pigs?
[21:35] <pigBurner> it's literally comparing them to dirty fat pigs
[21:35] <miskatonicScholarship> ... To capitalists
[21:35] <miskatonicScholarship> But yes, it's also an insult to the pigs
[21:35] <miskatonicScholarship> Or at least it is when PB says it
[21:35] <pigBurner> I mean to be honest the world would be better without farming for animal meat anyway
[21:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am only vaguely aware of what capitalism is.
[21:36] <pigBurner> basically: bullshit
[21:36] <pigBurner> hard working people get nothing for their work, and owners get a shit load of money for sitting there doing nothing all day
[21:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> that sounds similar to a system of slave labor.
[21:37] <pigBurner> well that's because it kind of is
[21:37] <pigBurner> in theory it claims not to be, but in practice, it's just disguised slavery
[21:40] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm not sure how to disguise slavery.
[21:40] <miskatonicScholarship> With capitalism, apparently
[21:40] <zoroastrianTextuary> and what about MS claiming he was dead, when he wasn't?
[21:41] <miskatonicScholarship> That was a joke
[21:41] <miskatonicScholarship> It's supposed to be funny
[21:41] <miskatonicScholarship> Well
[21:41] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...i don't get it.
[21:41] <miskatonicScholarship> It's supposed to pretend to be funny
[21:41] <miskatonicScholarship> See, the joke is me dying
[21:41] <pigBurner> it was not a joke really
[21:41] <miskatonicScholarship> Thinking of that lightens everyone's mood
[21:45] <pigBurner> well poor ZT gets all confused
[21:45] <pigBurner> he actually sounds confused about it rather often
[21:47] <miskatonicScholarship> That does seem pretty horrible...
[21:47] <miskatonicScholarship> I'm sorry, ZT
[21:47] <miskatonicScholarship> I didn't mean to scare you like that
[21:48] <zoroastrianTextuary> it's ok, i understand now.
[21:48] <zoroastrianTextuary> sort of.
[21:48] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'll figure it out.
[21:48] <miskatonicScholarship> Close enough!
[21:49] <pigBurner> be sure to mention if you are consued
[21:49] <miskatonicScholarship> Yeah
[21:49] <pigBurner> will make sure to slap MS more often
[21:49] <miskatonicScholarship> Then me or PB can help exacerbate and alleviate the confusion, respectively
[21:49] <miskatonicScholarship> That too
[21:49] <miskatonicScholarship> That's definitely a good idea
[21:50] <zoroastrianTextuary> slap him?
[21:50] <pigBurner> don't forget you still have a meeting with wanker
[21:50] <zoroastrianTextuary> i thought you two live pretty far away from each other....
[21:50] <pigBurner> yeah
[21:50] <miskatonicScholarship> Um.
[21:50] <miskatonicScholarship> I what.
[21:51] <pigBurner> I mean kinda, like every so often I think he goes over my head
[21:51] <pigBurner> my fists you dumb nutt
[21:51] <miskatonicScholarship> Why would you name your fists that?
[21:51] <miskatonicScholarship> Not even a plural form, but the singular
[21:52] <pigBurner> cause wanker is the right one
[21:52] <pigBurner> the left one is little finger
[21:53] <miskatonicScholarship> ... Huh
[21:53] <miskatonicScholarship> Well
[21:53] <miskatonicScholarship> Okie doke then I guess
[21:53] <miskatonicScholarship> Thanks for sharing such *special* information with me
[21:53] <miskatonicScholarship> I'm definitely not going to add this to my shipfic
[21:54] <miskatonicScholarship> By which I mean I just did and as such don't need to do it again later on
[21:54] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...is he actually writing a shipfic?
[21:54] <pigBurner> make sure to give each their own character arc
[21:54] <pigBurner> this is MS we are talking about
[21:54] <pigBurner> so I'll say yes
[21:55] <miskatonicScholarship> Good call
[21:55] <miskatonicScholarship> And eventually they face off against one another
[21:55] <miskatonicScholarship> In an arm wrestle to the death
[21:55] <pigBurner> fitting
[21:56] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...i'm not sure how that's possible, and i'm not sure if i should ask.
[21:56] <miskatonicScholarship> For the privelege of, I dunno, giving UE a high five
[21:57] <pigBurner> it's a piece of fiction ZT
[21:57] <pigBurner> everything is possible
[21:57] <miskatonicScholarship> Yes
[21:57] <miskatonicScholarship> Except a bad chapter
[21:57] <zoroastrianTextuary> i should be well aware of that, considering some of the content of the books i've been given.
[21:58] <pigBurner> yeah you have to recommend me some reads later dude
[21:58] <pigBurner> been on the lookout for some new shit
[21:59] <zoroastrianTextuary> "Calculus and Analytic Geometry" was an interesting read.
[22:00] <zoroastrianTextuary> i should brush up on it more.
[22:00] <pigBurner> not really into that sort of writing
[22:00] <pigBurner> I'm more into philosophy ya know
[22:00] <zoroastrianTextuary> and no, i don't mean with a literal brush.
[22:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> philosophy, hmmm.
[22:01] <miskatonicScholarship> S'a good topic
[22:01] <miskatonicScholarship> Lots of... interesting conversations to have
[22:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> how about "Also Sprach Zarathustra", by Friedrich Nietzsche?
[22:03] <pigBurner> I got like 5 copies of that already
[22:03] <pigBurner> no kidding
[22:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> oh.
[22:05] <miskatonicScholarship> V'heard of that
[22:05] <miskatonicScholarship> What's it actually about?
[22:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'll think about it some more then.
[22:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> i must take my leave, see what is waiting for the rest of my day off.
[22:07] <miskatonicScholarship> Have fun
[22:07] <miskatonicScholarship> Report back in two minutes with my prophecy
[22:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> project gutenberg sounds fun. free books online!
[22:07] <miskatonicScholarship> But have fun
[22:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...no.
[22:08] <miskatonicScholarship> Aww
[22:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> enjoy your day, MS and PB!
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[22:08] == zoroastrianTextuary has changed nick to yzabtech
[22:09] <miskatonicScholarship> ... So seriously, though
[22:09] <pigBurner> oh sorry for that
[22:09] <miskatonicScholarship> "most of talk sounds enacted"?
[22:09] <pigBurner> oh shit he's one
[22:09] <pigBurner> gone*
[22:09] <pigBurner> oh yeah that
[22:10] <miskatonicScholarship> Ya scared him off
[22:10] <miskatonicScholarship> Jerk
[22:10] <pigBurner> well I was gone!
[22:10] <pigBurner> It's not my fault my parents are assholes
[22:10] <miskatonicScholarship> It kind of is
[22:10] <miskatonicScholarship> You should have trained them better
[22:10] <miskatonicScholarship> And also shot them if they misbehaved
[22:11] <pigBurner> yeah yeah
[22:11] <pigBurner> that's a bit harsh, but I wish I could just fuck off
[22:11] <miskatonicScholarship> Don't you have a cave you can chill in?
[22:12] <pigBurner> yeah, that's what i'm prob gonna do soon
[22:13] <miskatonicScholarship> ... Lemme know if there's anything I can do to help
[22:13] <miskatonicScholarship> That doesn't involve terrorism
[22:14] <pigBurner> yeah yeah
[22:14] <pigBurner> i mean there's nothing really you could do rn
[22:15] <pigBurner> i just gotta figure this shit out on my own
[22:16] <miskatonicScholarship> Of course
[22:16] <miskatonicScholarship> M'here if you need me
[22:17] <miskatonicScholarship> But I'm sure MR will be more accessible anyways
[22:17] <pigBurner> yeah, by the way, how do time zones hit ya?
[22:17] <pigBurner> like it must be a mess always jumping from place to place like crazy
[22:17] <miskatonicScholarship> I sleep when I'm tired and I wake up when I'm not
[22:18] <miskatonicScholarship> Don't ever look outside, remember?  Actual time of day isn't much an issue
[22:19] <pigBurner> yeah but like talking to people in places and shit
[22:19] <pigBurner> like if someone tells you to call at noon and crap
[22:19] <miskatonicScholarship> Then I set a clock to go off in that many hours
[22:20] <miskatonicScholarship> Assuming noon is in their time zone, of course
[22:20] <pigBurner> damn
[22:20] <pigBurner> that sounds like a headache to be honest
[22:20] <miskatonicScholarship> S'not that bad
[22:20] <miskatonicScholarship> Easier than the way Mum deals with it
[22:21] <pigBurner> she actually does stuff?
[22:21] <miskatonicScholarship> Sorta, yeah
[22:21] <pigBurner> to be honest your family sounds like they are into some shady crap
[22:21] <pigBurner> and this comes from ME
[22:22] <miskatonicScholarship> Nah man
[22:22] <miskatonicScholarship> It's legit
[22:22] <miskatonicScholarship> I think
[22:22] <miskatonicScholarship> Honestly, I stop listening whenever someone starts talking about homicide
[22:22] <pigBurner> damn
[22:22] <pigBurner> hey I should head out to be
[22:23] <miskatonicScholarship> Alright
[22:23] <pigBurner> ya know, we talk later
[22:23] <miskatonicScholarship> Yeah
[22:23] <miskatonicScholarship> Good luck with your folks
[22:23] <pigBurner> yeah
[22:23] <pigBurner> I'll need it
[22:24] <pigBurner> I'll give ya an update later on whats going on
[22:24] <miskatonicScholarship> Appreciate it
[22:24] <pigBurner> ttyl
[22:24] <miskatonicScholarship> Yeah, later
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[22:24] <miskatonicScholarship> ... Guess I'll go find someone else to terrorize
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