Paladin Teacher: Chapter 8: Housevisits part 1

>Orda seemed fine in the morning
>She's gotten some color back in her cheeks
>Left her breakfast in the fridge
>I also moved the housephone closer to the bed so it would be more accesible
>Another day at work
>Cloudy with a chance of rain today
>Perfect day to bully the foxgirls

>Borrow scroll of invisibility from the magic class
>Get leafblower from toolshed
>Combine the two
>Wet fluffy tails become frizzy tails
>Except the bunyips, they are fucking immune to frizzing
>Way to ruin my fun
>Pretend to be a wind spirit on the loose until magic runs out
>At least the Sylphs had fun

>Today I have to deal with yet another student seeking my help
>Son, if serving the lord, improving yourself and fighting the corruption of mamono isn't good enough for you, I can't help you
>Of course it's not good enough for him
>Spoilt brat
>He wants advice for how to date a kobold
>Give him bad advice on purpose
>Tell him to get her a leash and collar
>Bitches love leashes and collars
>Gonna enjoy this shitshow

>The crows and danukis are at it again
>Cold war between two factions
>Gonna perform some black-ops and get things rolling
>Tie fishingline to a shiny coin
>Wait for danukis and crows to come
>Leave it at a crossroad in the halls
>What luck, here's a couple of both
>Both groups spot the coin
>It's a mexican standoff, but without guns
>Wait for it, wait for it
>Two of them jump
>But I'm faster
>Coin gone, and the two crash into each other
>Feathers and fur flying everywhere
>Cold war just went nuclear
>All the teachers have to stop fights all over the place, including me

>Been spying on the onis for a while
>Ever since Squire manhandled them, they have become rather docile
>He makes sure they stay that way
>I think they are planning something
>Listening in on the studygroup in the library is the best way to gather intel
>It takes a while
>AHA! They are planning to do their best on the test tomorrow
>Roll out from under the table and leave, disappointed
>Don't even care if they see me
>Get accused of sexual harrasment
>Nah, I was just looking for a reason to smite you, I mean, a penny I dropped
>I bet a danuki took it
>They didn't believe my lie
>I'm now stuck teaching them about the Fourth crusade until the bells ring

>There's a group of ladies chatting outside my block
>I recognize the landlord's wife, a Basilisk, and my troll neighbour, along with two other mamono
>Mostly old couples living in my block
>It's a nice enough place, I suppouse
>Greetings, heathens
"Good afternoon, Mr. Paladin," says the basilisk. "You never told me you had a family."
>Excuse me?
>Lady, I have been a paladin for 36 years, I have no plans of getting married anytime soon
>Now explain yourself
>It finally dawns on me
>I had forgotten to tell troll neighbour to keep Orda a secret
>Mrs. Troll probably thought Orda was my wife
>The rumor mill has been churning all day, hasn't it?
>Goddammit, the entire block knows

>My rent is gonna go up, isn't it?