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Harbingers: Eagles 1

Jul 30th, 2012
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  1. Harbingers: Eagles
  2. > ENFF central command and DC region control ENFF-1
  3. > A few hundred men coordinate logistics, deployment, and research for the entire nation
  4. > Local D groups are able to handle how supplies are distributed and what they need
  5. > But, it takes the Central HQ to organize it all
  6. > ENFF-1 is also the flagship unit for the whole organization
  7. > Though small they have more experience than nearly any other exterminators
  8. > Drawn from units across the nation with a unique skill set
  9. > They have taken to wearing small shields over their left breasts like jousters
  10. > The small E unit of only 20 men has been mobilized to cull a megaherd of 1,400
  11. > Several repurposed swat vans and two trucks pulling horse trailers stop by the side of the road
  12. > A mile away, fourteen hundred fluffies are growing in numbers and making their way through neighborhoods
  13. > "Okay eagles, mount up and get the dogs!"
  14. > "Yes sir!"
  15. > With military precision honed over years of extermination the Eagles grab their gear and weapons
  16. > They utilize an age old method of hunting
  17. > Employing animals from horseback
  18. > Around five horse riders, ten footmen with twenty dogs, and five men with their hunting birds set out
  19. > After only a twenty minute trek through the woods they spot the giant herd in a clearing
  20. > Fluffies babble happily and munch on the grass and foliage on the forests edge
  21. > Mothers are brought flowers and other "yummy nummies"
  22. > Foals waddle happily around their mothers playing and hugging their young friends
  23. > Many of these fluffies have not even been alive a week
  24. > And they are about to meet their end
  25. > Footmen spread out around the clearing bringing their dogs
  26. > The men with specially trained hunting eagles remain by the horses
  27. > The commander begins
  28. > Removing a squirming muzzled pony from a travel bag he tears a bit of fluffy from its back
  29. > It screams and thrashes but only muffled cries make it out of the leather muzzle
  30. > Tears streaming from his face he tries to shit and piss but his anus and shaft are covered with duct tape
  31. > His eyes bulge as his precious fluffy protection is stripped piece by piece
  32. > Then a knife is taken to the exposed fluffy skin
  33. > A wail escapes the muzzle as the blade digs into the flesh
  34. > "MMMMMMMH! NMM HMMM HMMHMM! HHHHHHHH!"
  35. > A chunk of flesh is passed to each bird
  36. > This pony has been recently accosted by the assessment team from this very herd
  37. > The dog handlers each have a pony as well
  38. > The captured fluffies suffer excruciating pain
  39. > All so the animals can gain a taste for their prey
  40. > During the process from the far side of the clearing a shrill scream is heard
  41. > "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
  42. > The fluffies are on edge and several young fluffies shit themselves
  43. > "Wha dat? Fwuffy huwty? Scawed mummah! Why huwty? Smawty guu check!"
  44. > The scream is quickly silenced
  45. > The fluffies and their unseen hunters are still
  46. > Then the smarty and his gang of fluffies enter the woods
  47. > "Hewwo? Fwuffy nee huggies? Smawtie haff big big hewd! Smawty hewp fwuffy! ... Who awe yuu? Yuu huwt fwuffy fwiend! Yuu get big owies!"
  48. > It's now or never
  49. > "CHAAAAARGE!"
  50. > The horses rush into the clearing dogs at their heels
  51. > The fluffies are shocked at the sight of the dogs
  52. > Many charge towards the horses
  53. > "Big fwuffy! Hewp fuwffies! Scawy munstah huwt fwuffies! Hewp!"
  54. > "Hewp big fwuffy! Yuu stwong an hewp hewd! Hewp!"
  55. > "Wuv big fwuffy! Gif huggies an hewp fwuffies!"
  56. > The chattering terrified group of ponies reach the horses, still at full gallop
  57. > The horses crush fragile fluffy bodies under hoof with each step
  58. > "EEEEEP! HUWT FWUFFY! WHY HUWTIES BIG FWUFFY? WHY WEGGEIS NUU WOWK?!"
  59. > Their riders wielding spears stabbing ponies left and right
  60. > "AAAH! Nuu sowwy stick! Nuu huwtie! Fwuffy good fwuffy! I nuu bad!"
  61. > With a flick of the spear the gorged body is thrown through the air landing with a crunch as its legs are shattered
  62. > "Nuuuu! Big fwuffies nuu nice dey meanies! Wun! Wun!"
  63. > The eagles strike next scattering the fluffies
  64. > They grab one sometimes two fluffies at a time and carry them into the sky
  65. > Their massive wingspan easily lifts the light and squirming fluffies
  66. > "HEEEEWP! FWUFFY HUWTIE! NUU FWY! NUU FWY! Biwdy hewp fwuffy, nuu huwty! I sowwyyyyyyy!"
  67. > A few pegasus are grabbed but the sharp talons of the eagles shred their flesh and wings
  68. > When the eagles drop their prey and descend for more the fluffies shatter on the ground
  69. > Only exceedingly lucky fluffy pegasus survive the fall
  70. > They aren't so lucky as they are trampled to death by their own herd
  71. > "Wun! Wun! Why huwt fwuffy? Hewp! Weggies nuu wowk!"
  72. > The herd now in panic mode shit all over everything and everyone
  73. > A miasma of fear and stink begins to fill the air
  74. > The smarty escaped from the initial fray
  75. > The dogs now reach the herd barking and bearing fangs
  76. > "EEEEEE! Scawy munstah! Nuu huwtie! Nuu NUUUUU!"
  77. > The brave smarty friend is torn to pieces
  78. > The dogs are trained well and ignore the stench as they tear into the fluffies
  79. > With a single motion each dog bites a neck and shakes each fluffy like a stuffed toy
  80. > Shit, blood, and urine spraying all over the immediate surroundings
  81. > Then with a final motion the dogs hold their pray and break the neck paralyzing them
  82. > "Sm..smawty nuu smawty, smawty sowwy, I nuu smawty, I sowwy, nuu mowe huwty..."
  83. > He is slowly trampled by fleeing fluffies
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