[Unfinished] Other Greg's Guide to Girls

other gregs guide to gettin your d wet

yo this is gregxritlykxolnxs and this is my redeclassified guide to gettin your d wet. and i know what youre thinking, "why the fuck would i want to get my designer jeans at old navy wet?" As it would turn out, the d in d actually stands for dick.

and i know what youre thinking "i get my d wet all the time, between bed wetting and dream wetting" As it would turn out, by gettin your d wet, i am insinuating that you make your girls vag wet then by contact, your resulting d is as wet as rosa parks when she sees ZFG.

and i know what youre thinking "whats a vag? ive heard rumors but im not sure what it is." As it would turn out, according to yahooanswers, nobody fuckin knows (100% 1 vote).

and i know what youre thinking "tell me the guide" Ok .

first, you have to find a girl. The best way to do this is to wear a Disturbed band tee shirt and go shopping for clothes at JCPenney with your mom, make sure your ipod has only the song "Crawling" by Linkin Park at max volume with one earphone out so everyone else has the courtesy of hearing it. Find a nice looking girl, and immediately go up to her and tell her your life story. Talk about your favorite My Little Pony episodes (chicks dig ponies and fuck bronies) and discuss how mom and the world just doesnt understand you.

That was actually all sarcastic, heres the real shit. You see, I am the master of this. Immediately upon entering existence, I defeated G at his own game, child d's, double d's, and wetting d's (eng and jap) (not black).

So find a girl and ask her out after showing her your wang. If youre not blessed, then show it anyway but tie a piece of construction paper to it and draw a dick on it, it looks real.

In jail, theres a plethora of ladies to choose from.
brb yahoo answers