-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] sssssloooooooowly sits up, gurgling-groaning --
CTG: mmmgggggklllglglglglglllglglgl
*falls down face first*
-- CURRENT arachnidsGrotesque [CAG] prods the meal with her fork before taking a tentative bite --
CTG: mf
-- CURRENT gumptiousGumshoe [CGG] hopeful face --
??? docScratch [?DS] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
-- ??? docScratch [?DS] knocks on the door. --
CTG: i dont want any
CTG: your cookies are stale as shit
-- ??? docScratch [?DS] knocks again, a bit louder. --
-- CURRENT arachnidsGrotesque [CAG] it's good, doesn't really say it, but continues to take bites --
CTG: i dont wanna hear bout our lord and savior
-- CURRENT gumptiousGumshoe [CGG] good enough for me. :B --
-- CURRENT gumptiousGumshoe [CGG] happy Jane --
-- ??? docScratch [?DS] knocks again, but in this pattern: ".. / .- -- / ... --- -- . --- -. . / -.-- --- ..- / -.- -. --- .-- .-.-.-" --
CTG: mmmuuuhhhhh
-- CURRENT gumptiousGumshoe [CGG] hugs vriska, gives Karkat a kiss on the cheek and hands Dave a pink pastry box with mountain dew cupcakes. --
CCG: BLUUUH
-- ??? docScratch [?DS] "I am someone you know." --
CGG: I'm off to get dreamsleep or something. Maybe I'll wake up this time.
CCG: LATER, JANE.
CTG: huh
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] sleepily looks at the pink box, unsure of when or how it got in his hands --
CGG: Roxy helped me with those and wanted you to have some.
-- ??? docScratch [?DS] opens the door, as he found it was not locked, and casually walks inside. --
CGG: Bye.
COME IIIIIN!
-- CURRENT gumptiousGumshoe [CGG] just sorta fades away --
?DS: Ah, good day to you all.
?DS: Sorry if I took too much time. I did not realize that the door wasn't locked.
CTG: oh ok
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] rubs his eyes, yawning --
ceased responding to memo.
?DS: I assume everyone is feeling well?
CAG ceased responding to memo.
?DS: Hmm.
?DS: Oh dear.
?DS: It seems that my timing was ill indeed.
?DS: I apologize.
-- ??? docScratch [?DS] disappears, but leaves a large cake on top of a cubical box with a pink heart printed on all sides. --
?DS ceased responding to memo.
CAG ceased responding to memo.
CCG: ...........................
CCG: I
CCG: WHAT?
CURRENT arachnidsGrotesque [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
?AG: God...
CAG: DAMNIT.
CTG: huh
CTG: what the fuck is going on even
-- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] scratches his head and then pulls Vriska over to him. Shh shh --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] yaaaaaawns again and opens the box before promptly stuffing a mountain dew cupcake in his mouth --
CTG: mfff
PAST greenhouseGunner [PGG] 5:25 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
-- PAST greenhouseGunner [PGG] sneeeeeaaaks in --
CAG: Oh.
CAG: Did Jane just poof.
CTG: maybe
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] gets frosting on his face --
CCG: YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY.
CAG: Oh...
-- PAST greenhouseGunner [PGG] sneaky sneak there's no jude here nope --
CAG: Well, shit.
CCG: SHE'LL PROBABLY BE BACK TOMORROW OR SOME SHIT, DON'T WORRY.
CAG: Okay.
CAG: So.
CAG: I had a d8te.
CCG: I HEARD.
CAG: ::::/
CCG: WHAT?
CAG: Who told you?
CCG: SHE DID
CAG: Oh.
CCG: SHE WOULDN'T FUCKING STOPPING PRATTLING ON ABOUT THE WHOLE THING FOR LIKE THE LAST WEEK.
CAG: 8la88ermouth.
CURRENT stingingAcid [CSA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSA: ох. да это же американцы.
CTG: what
CCG banned CSA from responding to memo: [((ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?))].
CAG: Kill it with fire!
CAG: Hahahahahahahaha.
-- PAST greenhouseGunner [PGG] falls over in an unneccessarily loud manner --
-- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] pats the Vriska. --
CAG: Hm.
CAG: "Oh, there are Americans."
CAG: Something like that.
CAG: The fuck.
CCG: NO IDEA.
-- PAST greenhouseGunner [PGG] has apparently not been noticed! yeah! --
-- PAST greenhouseGunner [PGG] continues to sneak around --
-- CURRENT arachnidsGrotesque [CAG] pats the Karkat back --
CAG: Oh.
CAG: "Da" is yes.
CAG: Work a yes in that phrase.
CAG: Even though that makes no syntactic sense.
CCG: "OH, YES, THERE ARE AMERICANS HERE"?
CAG: Who cares.
CAG: Pro8a8ly.
CAG: Languages are stupid.
-- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] rubs his temples. --
-- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] LINGUSTICS. --
-- CURRENT arachnidsGrotesque [CAG] shh. --
-- PAST greenhouseGunner [PGG] sneaks up behind the karkat --
CAG: ...
-- PAST greenhouseGunner [PGG] ....pokes his ear --
CAG: Do you know this guy sneaking aroma here like a creeper.
CAG: Around*))
CCG: ...TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'M BREAKING THAT HAND, MAN.
PGG: well youre cranky as ever
PGG: well at least nothings changed since last time i was here
PGG: i dont know if thats a good thing?
PGG: maybe
CAG: Uh.
CAG: Who's the guy.
CAG: Do we know the guy.
PGG: yes we know the guy
PGG: well you dont know the guy obviously
PGG: but i know the guy!
Judith.
CURRENT tentacleTrainwreck [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: I suppose it would be rather characteristically over-optimistic of me to assume that this particular pocket of Paradox Space is at all occupied at the moment.
CTT: And yet, here I am anyway, simply because the rest of it is so infuriating.
CCG: WHAT'S GOING ON?
CCG made AG an OP.
CTT: Nothing, really. Just the arrival of yet another irritable traveller.
-- CURRENT tentacleTrainwreck [CTT] sighs, slumping down onto one of the couches. --
CTG: hwhuh
-- PAST greenhouseGunner [PGG] comes to terms with the fact that he's still just kinda standing behind karkat awkwardly --
CCG: ARE YOU ALRIGHT AND WHATNOT?? OR IS THIS JUST A GENERAL FUNK.
CTT: No, I'
-- PAST greenhouseGunner [PGG] also crashes onto one of the couches --
CTT: I'm fine, sorry for causing any disgress.
CTT: ((distress. Hands.))
CTT: Just particularly frustrated at the more imbecilic alternates out there.
CNN ceased responding to memo.
CTG: what happen
CCG: WHAT HAVE THEY DONE NOW.
CTT: An alternate of you who was apparently raised and inexplicably locked in a cupboard like an alien Harry Potter for a year by a blue-blooded crabdad, is female - though that's not all that surprising, knowing paradox space - and talks, of all things, like Kanaya.
CCG: .......................................................................................................
CTT: I got a headache when she wouldn't stop ranting about her own ridiculous sob story.
-- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] rubs his temples. --
PGG: yeah theres some weird stuff out there
CCG: NOW SEE, IF YOU ALLOW YOUR FUCKING LUSUS TO LOCK YOU AWAY, YOU MORE OR LESS DESERVE IT, BECAUSE IF YOU LET THE SITUATION GET OUT OF HAND LIKE THAT, THEN IT MEANS YOU'VE FAILED YOURSELF AND YOUR CUSTODIAN.
CTT: Nevermind the inherent idiocy of a lusus arranged by the Sufferer's followers having inexplicable Equius blood.
CTT: Or the question of who was feeding the Dick Dastardly/Homestuck crossover Crabdad.
CCG: WHAT.
CCG: DICK WHO AND HOMEWHAT.
ceased responding to memo.
CTT: Oh, I ran into a universe where SBURB never occurred.
CAG ceased responding to memo.
CCG: ALSO WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK IT'S FASHIONABLE TO NAMEDROP THAT SUFFERER ASSHOLE ANYWAY, STOP DOING IT, IT'S IRRITATING AS HELL.
CTG: homerun?
CTG: are we talking sports
CTT: You know how the Midnight Crew had a webcomic, but then they turned out to be part of SBURB?
CTT: It's a bit like that, only with us instead.
CTT: And it gives me a headache trying to figure out how this all ties together, urgh.
CCG: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP WITH TALKING ABOUT META BULLSHIT?
CTT: That would be the logical thing.
CTG: so this isnt about sports
CTT: There is far, far too much of that right now.
CCG: IT'S ABOUT AS INTERESTING AND WARRENTED AS PEELING OFF ALL THE SKIN ON YOUR HAND AND THEN DIPPING THE STRIPPED LIMB IN LEMON JUICE AND SALT WATER.
CAG ceased responding to memo.
CCG: THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BRINGING IT UP?
CTT: ((Sorry for the fuckup fourth wall break. ><))
CCG: MY HEAD ALREADY HURTS.
CTG: oh god dont say shit like that i dont want to have nightmares
-- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] continues to rub his temples like his fingers are desperate drills and his skull holds valuable treasures. --
PGG: is he trying to blow us up with his mind or
CTT: It's entirely possible.
CCG: ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GOING TO INVENT PETTY HATE FULED PSYCHOKINESIS AND RULE THE UNIVERSE WITH A FIST MADE OUT OF MILD OVERAGGRESSION.
CTG: only mild
PGG: we can do nothing but pray that that day never comes
CCG: EXTREME OVERAGGRESSION WOULD DOOM US ALL, OBVIOUSLY.
CCG: IT'D BE LIKE WATCHING THE CLIMAX OF SOME ART-HOUSE FUCKERY FILM ABOUT THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THE SOUNDS OF INSECTS AND THE WAY YOU DRINK YOUR WATER OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT.
CCG: ALL YOU HEAR IS SOME KIND OF WILD ASS CACOPHONY
CCG: THERE'S A FLUTTER OF NEEDLESS, LENS FLARED FILLED IMAGES
CCG: AND THEN NOTHING.
CURRENT arachnidsGrotesque [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT arachnidsGrotesque [CAG] ...paaaaps --
PGG: beautiful
CCG: ...BLUUH
-- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] paps her back. --
-- CURRENT arachnidsGrotesque [CAG] just sorta bonks his shoulder with her head --
CTG: id watch that
CAG: You would.
CCG: IT MIGHT BE GOOD FOR A LAUGH OR FIVE.
CCG: THERE'S NO DIALOGUE EXCEPT FOR A REALLY RUSHED VOICE OVER BY SOME ASSHOLE THAT THE DIRECTOR CONNED INTO SITTING IN FRONT OF A SPIT COVERED MIC FOR FIVE HOURS WHILE HE READ OFF OF A MANGLED SCRIPT THAT WAS TORN APART AND PIECED TOGETHER THE DAY BEFORE.
CMO made NN an OP.
CTG: that sounds beautiful
-- CURRENT arachnidsGrotesque [CAG] ........paaaaaaaaps --
CTG: i want this to be a real movie
PGG: id pay to watch it
CTG: why isnt this a real movie karkat
CTT: It's not like there's any shortage of time to create it.
CAG: Hi Rose.
CTG: karkat make me this movie and ill watch it
CTT: Hello, Vriska.
CAG: My visions all dou8led and 8lurry and weird.
CAG: Vision's*))
CAG: Think I'll get some more sleep.
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] finishes mashing cupcakes in and around his mouth and flops over --
-- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] gives her a kiss on the cheek. --
CCG: GOOD.
CCG: SLEEP WELL, OK?
CAG: Muh.
ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT arachnidsGrotesque [CAG] kisses back --
CAG: Try not to 8low a gasket while I'm sleep.
-- PAST greenhouseGunner [PGG] raises an eyebrow --
CTT: We'll keep John firmly away.
-- PAST greenhouseGunner [PGG] but otherwise just remains flopped on the couch --
CAG: Let's see...
CAG: I'll give it three hours.
CAG: See you then, if you haven't passed out.
CAG: 8ye.
CTG: noooo dont keep john away
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] not 100% passed out yet --
-- CURRENT arachnidsGrotesque [CAG] ghostpoof --
CTG: i want the egbert
PGG: hm
CTG: ggggghhhh
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] zzz. hes officially done. that was a very shortlived waking period --
CTT: Well. That was eventful.
PGG: quite!
CCG: AS ALWAYS.