Moves:

"Melee me faggot" -doubles melee damage, both taken and given, makes you immune to ranged attacks

"Kaboom" Shove a firecracker into your trousers and run at the enemy with double speed, performing 3x your remaining health to anyone in range when it blows

"I found a thing" Pick up the weapons of any fallen class, but take double damage whilst using it

"Peepee" mid-range shotgun-like volley of incredibly pressurized piss, four shots that regen over ten seconds when empty

"Poopoo" throw a loaded diaper at your foes, obscuring their vision

"Atomic angry" If your kill death ratio gets below 1/10, fly into an autistic rage and break your keyboard-

And their spines.