Strategist14

Iinito plays with gas

Apr 1st, 2016
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  1. [20:44] <Iinito> =====START======
  2. [20:44] <Strategist14> You return to the great plain of monsters
  3. [20:45] <Iinito> You find the point with the most monsters in a concentrated area, and dump your payload of liquid "Aynaloxide"
  4. [20:46] <Iinito> making sure to hold your breath in the process.
  5. [20:46] <Strategist14> The noxious yellow fluid splashes down onto the ground around the titanic creatures, and sulphurous fumes begin rising
  6. [20:46] <Strategist14> Roll Constitution
  7. [20:46] <Iinito> 8+1
  8. [20:47] <Strategist14> You... fare worse than they do.
  9. [20:47] <Strategist14> Take 7 damage and a good deal of pain
  10. [20:48] <Iinito> You check if any of the weaker ones had died and dropped loot.
  11. [20:48] <Strategist14> The humongous creatures don't seem to be very affected by the acid at all
  12. [20:48] <Strategist14> Two somewhat-smaller-but-still-huge ones do collapse, however
  13. [20:48] <Iinito> "NOte tO sElf: GAs Affects yOu Even If yOu hOld yOur brEath."
  14. [20:49] <Iinito> You wait a little while, waiting for them to burst into loot.
  15. [20:49] <Strategist14> As the liquid pools beneath their feet, two of the largest behemoths begin to sway gently. A third falls over entirely
  16. [20:49] <Strategist14> Roll Sanity.
  17. [20:50] <Iinito> 12+3
  18. [20:50] <Strategist14> The fourth and last giclops looks you square in the eye.
  19. [20:50] <Iinito> You wave sheepishly.
  20. [20:50] <Strategist14> It then picks up one of the collapsed ogres, and flings it at you.
  21. [20:50] <Iinito> "OHFUCK"
  22. [20:50] <Strategist14> 23 vs AC: 12 damage
  23. [20:51] <Iinito> 23/42
  24. [20:51] <Strategist14> The ogre smashes into you before collapsing into grist, which you immediately absorb.
  25. [20:51] <Iinito> "Ow."
  26. [20:51] <Strategist14> ((Okay to work out totals after the end?))
  27. [20:51] <Iinito> <yaya>
  28. [20:51] <Strategist14> Your turn
  29. [20:52] <Iinito> "FUck yOu tOo bUddy, gO Along, sUccumb tO thE fUmes."
  30. [20:52] <Strategist14> There are two dazed giclopes, one passed out in a pool of deadly liquid, and a fourth one who is looking very very angry and far from affected. It has one more ogre body that it can throw at you.
  31. [20:54] <Iinito> You use your main action to concentrate on dodging <disadvantage to incoming attacks>, and use your remaining minor to intimidate.
  32. [20:54] <Iinito> 7+3
  33. [20:54] <Iinito> <+2 i mean>
  34. [20:55] <Strategist14> Suddenly aware of the three downed compatriots, Mister Critted-His-Sanity-Check over here isn't looking too confident after all
  35. [20:55] <Strategist14> That said, the gas is still haunting you. Sanity check, please
  36. [20:55] <Iinito> <shhiiiit>
  37. [20:55] <Iinito> 3+3
  38. [20:56] <Strategist14> Your fight is interrupted by a brief vision
  39. [20:56] <Strategist14> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LcWtmlA61c
  40. [20:57] <Strategist14> Followed by an ogre at head level
  41. [20:57] <Strategist14> 15 vs AC: 14 damage
  42. [20:57] <Iinito> "OHFUCKAGAIN"
  43. [20:57] <Iinito> <did you account for disadvantage?>
  44. [20:57] <Strategist14> ((Yes))
  45. [20:57] <Strategist14> ((And the -2 from Intimidate))
  46. [20:57] <Iinito> 9/42
  47. [20:58] <Iinito> <man i have bad AC>
  48. [20:58] <Strategist14> You gain another ogre's worth of grist. Luckily, the giant seems to be all out of ogres to fling
  49. [20:58] <Strategist14> Your turn
  50. [20:58] <Iinito> You ascend to an appropriate height just in case, then observe the ogres slow death once again.
  51. [21:00] <Strategist14> One of the two dazed ones seems to have recovered, while the second has joined its comatose brother in the land of bad trips.
  52. [21:00] <Strategist14> The ogre-flinger starts looking for something to throw.
  53. [21:01] <Strategist14> While there aren't any more ogres in the immediate vicinity, the plains are very large.
  54. [21:01] <Iinito> You attempt to finish off some of the comatose ogres by dropping stones on their heads from your sylladex.
  55. [21:02] <Iinito> 10+0
  56. [21:02] <Strategist14> These things are much larger than ogres. That in mind, you hit.
  57. [21:03] <Iinito> You hope that the raw stone for an entire sarcophagus is enough to kill at least one.
  58. [21:03] <Strategist14> Apparently not. Despite the weight and height, these giclopes are extremely tough
  59. [21:03] <Strategist14> The two conscious ones start heading towards the nearest other group of monsters in search of more ammunition.
  60. [21:04] <Strategist14> Roll Sanity
  61. [21:04] <Iinito> 19+3
  62. [21:05] <Strategist14> You're good. Better than the two unattended giant bodies are, anyway
  63. [21:05] <Iinito> You sigh, and abscond to your home planet, looking for a place to rest and make upgrades. However, you mark both the place with the gas and this plains within your mind.
  64. [21:06] <Iinito> ======END=======
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  66. [21:08] <Strategist14> Also, gain 40 XP, 102 build grist, 33 T1 grist, and 7 T2
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