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  1. 3 people liked what i wrote the first time so i wrote another one but i don't know what to write about
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  3. sometimes i call scud scudworth because that is from one of my favourite shows called clone high. there is a person called scudworth in that show and he does funny things every time
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  5. i can't talk about the chat anymore because barry said it was wrong so that's why i'm not talking about what is in the chat. barry said she was black but she also said she was muslim so i don't know what she is
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  7. kippers always talks with pink on his name. i used to know a person who did that and their name started with ki too. i hope kippers doesn't become a transexual like him but he might
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  9. i wish everybody listened to the music i like because the music they like is bad
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  11. what does leel mean everybody keeps saying it
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  13. i yawned a lot and hurt my forehead
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  15. now imp says i can write what's in the chat so i want to say something barry posts a lot of gross pictures
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  17. this next part is really long but you don't have to read it if you don't want to
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  19. in the movie i watched tonight it was called james bond. james bond at first of the movie looked like a caveman but then he shaved his head. everybody says they don't like neckbeards so i shave all the time because i don't know what a neckbeard is.
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  21. in this movie hally barry had big boobs and she was a secret spy who could swim. james bond liked owls and he shot the bad chinese and mexican guys. then there was a british guy who tried to kill him with a sword like in highlander and that was the movie i saw not quickening. imprisoner said he didn't like hally barry so he might like boys. now the bad british guy is saying nice things about diamonds and everybody has to wear sunglasses because they turned the lights on. this is a good movie.
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  23. james bond has an invisible car. i bet if he put it in a parking lot another car would smash into it and he would have to pay them money to fix it. now the british guy has a powerglove and they just caught james bond no they didn't. james bond did a karate chop and now he's hiding. this is like metal gear solid because metal gear solid was in a snowy place and had spies. now a girl is kissing james bond. i don't like kissing scenes so i'm going to pause the movie. before hally was having sex with james bond but they didn't show her boobs but i thought they might so i didn't pause it
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  25. now i put the movie back on and the scary chinese guy that didn't die shocked hally barry with electric powers and the british guy is there. he has laser beams and i think he's going to melt hally barry with them in two with the cutting lasers. then james bond went down a hole and went swimming
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  27. now james bond is fighting a bad guy and there are a bunch of lasers. one of the lasers went through the bad guy's head so he's dead. that rhymes. now the girl that kissed james bond is with the british guy and she wants to kill james bond because he brought his gun to bed with him. james bond broke the glass and jumped off the building and now he's driving away in a plane. i hope he wins
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  29. now there is a big laser beam from the space station and it's trying to kill james bond. his car is super fast but so is the laser beam and he might die. now james bond used the parachute and he's jetskiing on the water. it doesn't look like he's really doing it
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  31. hally barry kicked somebody and now the british girl is being mean to her. i like hally barry more than the british girl. now james bond is on a snowmobile and there's a plane and he's trying to get back and save her before it's too late. if i was him i would use the plane instead
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  33. i wasn't watching the movie because there were 2 barries. one was trying to say bad things about the real barry. now hally barry is there and she's the one who is black or muslim like the real barry
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  35. james bond is in an upside down car and the bad guy just shot a missile and he's okay. all the cars have guns now and they're shooting everybody but nobody is dead. the bad chinese guy looks like mr. freeze sometimes because of his gogles and he's bald and it's ice everywhere. now james bond is driving in the ice place and hally barry is trying to get out i hope she doesn't get run over. now hally barry can't get out and she might drown but before she was a good swimmer. i don't know why she doesn't just swim out
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  37. james bond made his car invisible and he drove away and the chinese guy crashed and now he's underwater. now a big icicle fell on top of him and made the water red. hally barry is sleeping underwater and james bond crashed through. the car is really loud now. now james bond went in other water and he's kissing her again. i'm going to pause the movie again until it stops.
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  39. now people are talking. there's going to be fireworks later but now we have to listen to them talk. now they'e going out of the plane into little planes. james bond and hally barry can run as fast as a plane and now they're inside it. it has a bunch of chinese guys and the bad british guy. he looks funny because he has silly goggles on (they're different goggles than before). now the british guy can speak chinese. now a chinese guy is touching the british guy's face and he put the funny goggles back on
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  41. hally barry threw a knife at a bad guy and now the chinese guy is going to shoot the british guy but the opposite happened. now the plane is crashing but hally barry knows how to fly a plane. now the bad british girl is going to cut hally barry's head off. now everything is blowing up and hally barry is fighting the bad british girl. they're taking off all their clothes so they can fight better. this is a good movie. now she put a knife in a book and killed her with the booknife (the bad british lady).
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  43. the bad british guy accidentally dropped james bond's parachute out the window so they have to share. now the bad british guy fell out of the window and went into the plane engine. james bond and hally barry have to get out o the plane before it crashes and kills them. i don't know how they're doing it they're going to drive out in a car. but then the car will crash. no they're in a helicopter that's good they can fly away. there are lots of diamonds in the helicopter so they can have lots of money. now there's a kissing scene so i'm going to pause the movie
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  45. now the movie is over i don't like this song
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