Kiki-run maid cafe

>sexy old kikimora runs a hyper-popular maid cafe chain in a crowded urban center
>the waiting list gets so long that only anons personally selected by the staff can get in
>only girls with the highest potential [meido powah] get hired on
>thanks to old kiki's thorough training and meticulous management, the place has a near 100% success rate matching talented teenage maids to exceptional masters
>her top workers, however, have it a little tougher, thanks to the sheer volume of promising suitors
>tomboy ocelomaid who pretends to hate working there but secretly loves serving and doting on anons until they blush
>ochimaid who stuns customers with her swordmanship, writes heart-wrenching poetry and captivates them with her miraculous matcha tea
>adorable little white horn meido so cute she causes traffic jams when she advertises the cafe out on the street
>unbelievably lewd ghoul maid who actually makes several customers faint when they see her yawning mouth pussy
>motherly troll maid who can get any tough guy to open up about his troubles and cry into her shoulder
>HUGE griffon meido and her HUGE dragon best friend who work together like they're one and the same
>ditzy hakutaku maid with such delicious handmade cafe latte that her customers become full-on junkies
>sleek, state of the art automaton meidobot who knows what you want to order before you do and has an angelic singing voice
>oomukade maid so sweet and charming that she cures customers of their insect phobias and makes them re-think their preferences
>and finally kiki's adopted human daughter, looking for the right guy to monsterize and live happily ever after with
>your turn has come to get a table in the cafe, and all of the top maids have shown interest in serving you
>which one do you enjoy the services of? Do you have what it takes to be her dream mastah?

Kobolds:

Has she got any puppies?

There are surely kobold meidos working at some of the locations but they're such good girls they never stay long before a master takes them in. Special pawbean maid service is one of their hottest menu items.

>Special pawbean maid service is one of their hottest menu items.
I must know more about this fantastical service!

I cannot think of anything more pure than a maid kobold's tail wagging after being told she did a good job

You get dogpiled by a big cuddly group of kobold maids with soft little pink pawpads, snuggling and fluffing you from every direction. You know those videos of soldiers coming home to their dogs? Think that but four or more kobolds in maid costumes, letting you squish their pawbeans to your heart's content while they serve you tea and cake. Very healing.

The doggy maids are well trained, quick learners and eager to please! Dalmatian, beagle, samoyed, leonberger and husky in sentai poses holding plates of cheesecake!

Fuck me, anon I hope they know CPR.

>anon ODs on paw pads and HNNNGHs one time too many
>enters cardiac arrest
>a pair of grelia-trained kobolds in little paramedic uniforms rush in with a stretcher and start trying to lick him awake, crying
>his will to live becomes so strong he defibrilates himself and becomes borderline immortal

Anon stop, my heart in this life can only take so much!

There's no possible way I'd be able to leave without taking them all home with me, fuck.

That's why they are always out of stock.

Ghoul:

I gotta take that Ghoul. I need a girl who gives blowjobs that make a Manticore tailpussy look weak and gentle.

>Nervously approach the lounging yet still proper super-ghoul maid
>She looks over with a sly wink and stands up, sauntering over
>"Hey there stud. What's a big strong man like you doing in a place filled with such dainty little girls?"
>She hooks a leg around your back, unashamedly leaning forward and trailing a finger down your chest
>"You look like you need something more... fulfilling"
>Then she does it, she opens that gorgeous gaping mouth and lets her foot and a half long tongue ooze out, wet strands of drool forming bridges from the roof to the bottom of her mouth, her insatiable throatpussy pulsing in the back as she opens her dick sucking lips wider and wider
>"Ahhhh hahn hahn hahn~"
>She closes her mouth, licking her lips and winking
>"So why don't you full-fill me~?"
>She accentuates this with a fierce grabbing grope of your package and a flip of her hair

hnnnnnnnNNNG
How long could a ghoul like that keep a blowjob going for? Cause I wanna go the fully length with her!

Ochimusa:

I want to read all of ochimaid's private poetry journals filled with material she doesn't consider good enough to perform in public but is closest to her heart!

>find ochi's book of forbidden poetry
>some of it is hexed to just say "for husband only!!" If you try to read it
>the rest is really intense, woke William Blake type shit

Automaton:

Dibs on the automaton

I got to go with the automaton, for I have weakness for a girl who can sing. More importantly I’d like to get to know her more and see if she creates her own songs during her free time. I bet those songs are her best because they come from the heart and are inspired by thing that have happened throughout her life.


Fight! Fight! Fight! There can be only one!
Who gets to lay their head on automaton's lap while she strokes their head and hums a scientifically viable lullaby?

I want to learn more about the girl behind the singing. Like what makes her happy or sad, other interest she has, or even how she became a maid. Her singing is amazing, but I bet the story and personality she offers along with it is even more interesting.

>automaton was a discarded prototype that founds its way onto the black market
>designed as a combination learning AI and artificial vocal synthesizer of unprecedented quality
>mofu yakuza were planning to use her as a geishabot to lure in rivals and steal their secrets
>instead she got bought by the old kiki when she realized her incredible potential as a maid
>she's been learning and picking up tricks from all the other maids, and only just joined the main staff rotation
>troll was like a mother to her, taught her to understand and talk to people
>the little kobolds were her practice customers when she was first learning the trade
>dragon and griffon were her supportive big sisters, always willing to help her learn new tricks and get better at the meido business
>oomukade told her all there was to know about love and kindness, while ochi taught her to write her own lyrics with sincerity
>hakutaku could play all sorts of instruments and sing harmony
>ghoul supported her in the lonely times when her friend the echidna maid left with her new master
>kiki's daughter was her best friend and served as a reference for many of automaton's quirks and mannerisms
>they're all a big family, and love automaton very much

That’s quite the story she has, thrown away but shined brightest thanks to the kindness of her new family. Honestly I’d be flattered if I could also become part of that story for I too would never throw her away. Plus if things went far enough, picture how doubly happy she’d be to see that all her family showed up to our wedding. Now that’s an image one could never forget.

>songstress automaton says 'I do' at the altar
>it's at the perfect timing, key and pitch to make your entire body feel warm and tingly, and only you could hear it
>her vow was an entire original song

I like this character. Please consider seriously waifuing her.

Good luck lifting her

Her song gives you strength, don't you know how bards work?

She's also probably made of super-light future alloys and can levitate like other automata.

Continuation:

>after a sudden surge of excellent customers, old kikimora's maid cafe is dangerously understaffed
>she calls in a recruitment specialist Ratatoskr to help find new maids, under the precondition that she gets help finding a husband too
>Rata really outdoes herself, and brings in a fresh crop of top-quality maids from around the world
>rare albino kikimora with a hot slavic accent wants to show you how they treat 'myastarrs' back in the old country, may or may not be ex-spetsnaz
>traditionally trained, prim and proper victorian style english cheshire maid who keeps her hair in a tight bun and takes her work very seriously, until she gets a hold of some catnip
>chuuni kunoichi maid with a bad habit of speaking in haiku and one-liners, constantly striking cool poses and showing off the vixen insignia on her thigh
>a bunch of cute kobold maids who love being praised and specialize in serving disabled masters
>more-than-slightly-yan titania who just keeps following you into the maid cafe, nobody knows who she is but she sure knows a lot about you
>a freshly monsterized nerdcubus maid who is still learning to control her succubus powers but very dearly wants a master who will teach her lewd things
>sweetheart ryuu maid who is very up-front about wanting a husband, the maid gig is just a means to lure in a good anon and capture him with her famous omurice
>gloomy, kuu flow kelp maid who only just drifted in from the open sea and needs a crash-course on how humans work
>tundranubis meido who acts like she's got you wrapped around her finger but wears spats under her skirt and blushes if you say the p-word, secretly very pure and innocent
>freckly, red-headed, thick, cheeky irish fox barmaid who can easily drink you under the table and brews her own fine malt whiskey
>mysterious Nurarihyon that's always been your faithful maid, you've loved and trusted her for years! How could you forget?
>this batch of maids has comparable [meido powah] to their predecessors, maybe higher
>are you a bad enough dude to take one home?

Albino Kiki:

I'll take the albino Kiki.

>pure white kikimora with snowy hair, perfectly fair skin and shining silver eyes
>a little softspoken, with a gentle Ukrainian accent
>looks beautiful and delicate like a snowdrop, but is oddly comfortable with a knife in her hand
>then again, she looks just a little bit sad whenever anything violent is brought up
>she makes a point of solemnly vowing to protect you when you take her into your service, though you never asked about that or mentioned you were in any danger
>whenever there's a loud noise anywhere near the house she sprints straight over to check on you, hiding something behind her back and scanning the room
>it takes several minutes and a good explanation to get her to relax again
>"Myastarr ees zafe. Is good... yes, ees good."
>then she respectfully bows, and leaves the room with a sigh

She seems nice!

Titania:

>Titania isn't even an actual maid cafe employee, she just literally shows up to be your maid whenever you show up on site
That is the most perfect blend of cute and creepy for a yandere. I can't even imagine the look on her face if you broke your schedule one day and came at the "wrong" time, to the point that another maid seated you and brought you water. You'd never make the same mistake again.

At first you can't even tell, she carries herself like a professional maid that would give your average kikimora a run for their money. She knows the whole spiel perfectly and her uniform is very flattering on her.

For some reason she looks very flushed and excited when you use the hot towels she brings you, or if you order the "specialty cookies" she offers. Her tea and coffee are always extra-delicious too, though you're not really sure why.

Ryu:

>sweetheart ryuu maid who is very up-front about wanting a husband, the maid gig is just a means to lure in a good anon and capture him with her famous omurice
I want this one.

She knows you do. Her uniform is snug in all the right places, and she worked hard to get good at talking to boys. It's just a matter of getting you to try her cooking and she'll steal your heart in no time.

Reverse trap/Tomboy extra:

>2018+1
>no trap option
i'm going to report you to the police, bigot

>Reverse trap maid
>Maid in butler outfit

also acceptable
what species is best reverse trap

>mad hatter shrinks her assets down with illusions to look flat and petite beneath her suit
>you catch a glimpse of her reflection in your tea, then again through a spare glass
>she's got enormous knockers, they're just hidden to the naked eye
>sometimes out the corner of your eye you could swear they inflate to f-cups for maybe half a second

>tomboy wyvern has to keep her hair short or it gets tangled in her wings when she's racing
>typically wears a t-shirt and bloomers for practice
>to her small chest=better aerodynamics, she didn't even worry about it
>not until the day her crush bumped into her chest and asked if her 'ribs' were okay

>skinny holstaur's chest just won't grow, no matter how hard she tries
>she thinks it's a really big deal, is humiliated to be a flat cow who barely makes any milk
>she goes for the reverse trap angle in a desperate bid to attract a man despite her "mutation"
>if only she had a husband to massage them and help them grow

>if only she had a husband to massage them and help them grow
>This happens
>they grow far larger than she could have hoped.

>she knocks over yet another drink with the huge heaving milk tanks her husband gave her
>catches herself wishing they were small again, but then stops herself
>this is what she wished for, and her hubby loves them so much
>she just has to get used to them, right?
>eventually she gets pregnant and they swell even bigger
>they need to be milked several times every day
>she's so front-heavy with such a skinny frame that it's hard to balance

Oh dear.

At least being the envy of those she was envious of before is a nice silver lining.

I want to mating press the shit out of that tsun cow (Sturm from GBF). Like fuck i need to breed her so fucking bad it hurts.

>pounce Sturm and get ready to give her a final judgement dicking
>wrap yourself around and prepare to thrust like you've never thrusted before
>oh, she smells nice
>so soft
>hang on, just....
>zzzzz...