Mehrunes Story About Me

"duck, I can go at this all day! Come on, back that up girls!"

The Chandler... The CHANDLER was off doing his thing with his sexy harem of 20 ladies. But mostly he was doing it with Mizore, whom he personally created using a secret formula, a fantastic mix of his Mother's intestines and yellow snow he shoveled from the roof of his super badass motherf-cking vampire themed saiyan castle.

"Have you finished yet..? Master Chandler?" the purple haired girl asked.. A monotonous voice despite all the orgasms she was experiencing, she was actually an it.. But Mizore was aware of who she was.. A sex glove of a puppet meant for her master...

"Oh.. Master! I'm about to explode!" One of the many human girls screamed in ectasy, running with the rhythm of the rest of the girls who were about to reach the top of their limits.. Then... A rumbling feeling crossed Chandler's stomach.. He couldn't be hungry.. He fed on sex energy coming from the rifle butts of every girl he did with! But, Chandler soon realized how deep in shit he was, he was in super saiyan shitting mode.

"You've got to be shitting me.."

The harem looked in, covered in their own bodily fluids. One of them had their power level scouters on.

"Oh shit, that shit's over 80082!"

This badass motherf-cker was about to explode himself, one of the many disadvantages of being a super saiyan vampire all the time. He had to kamehameshit everything, whenever he had to do the shitting. The last time he did it, he killed his entire harem in one sitting and had to put Mizore together like they do with Humppy Dumpity when he shit off the wall.

No other way out of this situation.. The wave is incoming. With one final breath, Chandler prepared his anus for the worse.

But denial was at hand, one cruel decision by the god of fates created a paradox in time, the shit would not come out and the pressure was building in his intestines. The harem was getting horny again and he needed to release all of that bullshit out. Chandler prayed to the gods of shitting and placed in his mind the face of one man, the only person he feared in the whole world.
JIN, THE SATAN KILELR SLAEJER (original character do not steal)
He killed everyone in a million kilometer radius with his kamehameshit from pure fear.