DFGT VIII Light Battle Royale

Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV bashes Clunk The Hunk in the left lower arm with his silver war hammer, but the attack is deflected by Clunk The Hunk's small iron left gauntlet!
Clunk The Hunk misses Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV!
Clunk The Hunk: In the midst of conflict...  I must press on!
El Escarabajo Carmesi attacks Clunk The Hunk but He jumps away!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV misses Clunk The Hunk!
Marmota Monax misses Clunk The Hunk!
Clunk The Hunk attacks Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV but He jumps away!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV bashes Marmota Monax in the right lower arm with his silver war hammer, but the attack is deflected by Marmota Monax's small copper right gauntlet!
Oogway misses Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV!
El Escarabajo Carmesi misses Clunk The Hunk!
Bloody Sucky Stabby misses Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV!
Clunk The Hunk strikes at Marmota Monax but the shot is deflected by the black bronze pick!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV bashes Oogway in the head with his silver war hammer, but the attack is deflected by Oogway's small copper helm!
The force twists the neck, tearing apart the scale and bruising the fat!
Marmota Monax misses Clunk The Hunk!
El Escarabajo Carmesi misses Clunk The Hunk!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Bloody Sucky Stabby attacks Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV but He jumps away!
Oogway attacks Marmota Monax but He jumps away!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV bashes Bloody Sucky Stabby in the head with his silver war hammer, but the attack is deflected by Bloody Sucky Stabby's small copper helm!
Oogway stands up.
El Escarabajo Carmesi grabs Clunk The Hunk by the small iron breastplate with his first right lower arm!
Clunk The Hunk attacks Oogway but He jumps away!
Marmota Monax strikes at Oogway but the shot is deftly parried by the iron pike!
El Escarabajo Carmesi takes Clunk The Hunk down by the small iron breastplate with El Escarabajo Carmesi's first right lower arm!
El Escarabajo Carmesi releases the grip of El Escarabajo Carmesi's first right lower arm from Clunk The Hunk's small iron breastplate.
Bloody Sucky Stabby strikes at Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV but the shot is deftly parried by the silver war hammer!
Oogway stabs Marmota Monax in the left lower arm with his iron pike, tearing the fat through the xsmall copper left gauntletx!
El Escarabajo Carmesi grabs Clunk The Hunk by the third finger, right hand with his first left upper arm!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV bashes Bloody Sucky Stabby in the right lower leg with his silver war hammer, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
Bloody Sucky Stabby falls over.
Clunk The Hunk stabs El Escarabajo Carmesi in the right foot with his iron scimitar and the injured part is cloven asunder!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Marmota Monax attacks Oogway but He jumps away!
El Escarabajo Carmesi falls over.
El Escarabajo Carmesi releases the grip of El Escarabajo Carmesi's first left upper arm on Clunk The Hunk's third finger, right hand.
Clunk The Hunk stands up.
Oogway strikes at Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV but the shot is deflected by the silver war hammer!
Bloody Sucky Stabby stabs Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the head with his iron spear, fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV bashes Oogway in the left lower leg with his silver war hammer, bruising the muscle!
El Escarabajo Carmesi misses Clunk The Hunk!
Bloody Sucky Stabby: Our time in The Arena is so brief...  Begone fear!
El Escarabajo Carmesi loses hold of the xsmall elephant leather left glovex.
Clunk The Hunk slashes El Escarabajo Carmesi in the first left hand with his iron scimitar and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Oogway stabs Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the right upper leg with his iron pike, fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV falls over.
El Escarabajo Carmesi grabs Clunk The Hunk by the small iron high boot with his second right lower arm!
Bloody Sucky Stabby stabs Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the left pincer with his iron spear, fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV bashes Oogway in the right foot with his silver war hammer, bruising the fat through the small toad leather low boot!
Marmota Monax: So easily broken...  Begone fear!
El Escarabajo Carmesi takes Clunk The Hunk down by the small iron high boot with El Escarabajo Carmesi's second right lower arm!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV: How fragile we are...  Begone fear!
Oogway bashes Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the right lower leg with the shaft of his iron pike and the injured part explodes into gore!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The force bends the right upper leg!
Clunk The Hunk stands up.
Clunk The Hunk loses hold of the small iron helm.
Clunk The Hunk loses hold of the iron scimitar.
Marmota Monax strikes Clunk The Hunk in the neck with his black bronze pick and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Clunk The Hunk has been struck down.
El Escarabajo Carmesi: Can it all end so quickly?  Begone fear!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV misses Oogway!
Oogway stabs Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the upper body with his iron pike, tearing the muscle!
The iron pike has lodged firmly in the wound!
Bloody Sucky Stabby: I've been injured badly.  This leaves me so shaken.
Marmota Monax strikes Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the left foot with his black bronze pick and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV snatches Oogway in the head with his right pincer, but the attack is deflected by Oogway's small copper helm!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV latches on firmly!
Oogway pulls on the embedded iron pike.
Oogway gains possession of the iron pike.
El Escarabajo Carmesi punches Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the lower body with his first right hand, tearing the fat!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Oogway: Death...  This is truly horrifying.
Marmota Monax strikes Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the right upper leg with his black bronze pick, tearing the muscle!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV shakes Oogway around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and bruising the muscle!
A tendon in the skull has been bruised!
Oogway strikes at Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV but the shot is parried by the silver war hammer!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV shakes Oogway around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and bruising the muscle!
A tendon in the skull has been bruised!
El Escarabajo Carmesi punches Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the right lower leg with his second right hand, bruising the muscle!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV shakes Oogway around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and bruising the muscle!
A tendon in the skull has been bruised!
Bloody Sucky Stabby: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Oogway strikes at Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV but the shot is deftly parried by the silver war hammer!
Marmota Monax strikes Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the right pincer with his black bronze pick, tearing the muscle!
A sensory nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV loses hold of the silver war hammer.
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV shakes Oogway around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and bruising the muscle!
A tendon in the skull has been bruised!
Marmota Monax: Death...  This is truly horrifying.
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV shakes Oogway around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and bruising the muscle!
A tendon in the skull has been bruised!
El Escarabajo Carmesi punches Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the left upper leg with his second right hand, tearing the fat!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV shakes Oogway around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and bruising the muscle!
A tendon in the skull has been bruised!
Bloody Sucky Stabby stabs Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the left lower leg with his iron spear, fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
El Escarabajo Carmesi: I've been injured badly.  I feel hopeless.
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV misses Oogway!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV: I have improved my fighting.  That was satisfying.
Oogway bites Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the right foot, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
Oogway latches on firmly!
Marmota Monax strikes Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the right foot with his black bronze pick and the severed part sails off in an arc!
El Escarabajo Carmesi punches Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the right lower leg with his second left hand, bruising the muscle!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV misses Oogway!
Bloody Sucky Stabby stabs Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the lower body with his iron spear, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV looks sick!
The iron spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
Marmota Monax strikes Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the left upper leg with his black bronze pick, tearing the muscle!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Oogway stabs Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the upper body with his iron pike, tearing the muscle!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV gives in to pain.
El Escarabajo Carmesi: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Bloody Sucky Stabby pulls on the embedded iron spear.
Bloody Sucky Stabby gains possession of the iron spear.
El Escarabajo Carmesi punches Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the right upper leg with his first right hand and the injured part is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
Marmota Monax strikes Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV in the head with his black bronze pick and the injured part is cloven asunder!
An artery has been opened by the attack, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV has been struck down.
El Escarabajo Carmesi misses Marmota Monax!
Bloody Sucky Stabby attacks Marmota Monax but He jumps away!
El Escarabajo Carmesi misses Marmota Monax!
Oogway strikes at Marmota Monax but the shot is deftly parried by the black bronze pick!
Oogway: Death...  This is truly horrifying.
Marmota Monax attacks Oogway but He jumps away!
El Escarabajo Carmesi: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Oogway attacks Marmota Monax but He jumps away!
Bloody Sucky Stabby misses Oogway!
Bloody Sucky Stabby: Death...  This is truly horrifying.
El Escarabajo Carmesi attacks Oogway but He jumps away!
Oogway attacks Marmota Monax but He jumps away!
Oogway strikes at Marmota Monax but the shot is easily parried by the black bronze pick!
Marmota Monax attacks Oogway but He jumps away!
Oogway stabs Marmota Monax in the upper body with his iron pike, tearing the fat!
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the left upper leg with his black bronze pick, tearing the muscle!
Oogway falls over.
Oogway bashes Marmota Monax in the right lower leg with the shaft of his iron pike, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the right upper leg, tearing apart the skin!
El Escarabajo Carmesi strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Bloody Sucky Stabby stabs El Escarabajo Carmesi in the lower body with his iron spear, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts through the xsmall elephant leather leggingsx!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
El Escarabajo Carmesi looks sick!
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the right lower leg with his black bronze pick, tearing the muscle and bruising the bone!
An artery has been opened by the attack, a motor nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The force pulls the right upper leg, tearing apart the scale!
Oogway gives in to pain.
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the upper body with his black bronze pick, tearing the muscle, shattering the left false ribs and bruising the right lung!
A tendon in the left false ribs has been torn!
El Escarabajo Carmesi misses Marmota Monax!
Marmota Monax strikes El Escarabajo Carmesi in the upper body with his black bronze pick, tearing the muscle through the Xsmall elephant leather armorX!
El Escarabajo Carmesi misses Marmota Monax!
Marmota Monax strikes El Escarabajo Carmesi in the first left lower arm with his black bronze pick and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Bloody Sucky Stabby attacks Marmota Monax but He jumps away!
El Escarabajo Carmesi misses Marmota Monax!
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Bloody Sucky Stabby strikes at Marmota Monax but the shot is easily parried by the black bronze pick!
El Escarabajo Carmesi misses Marmota Monax!
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked!
Bloody Sucky Stabby attacks Marmota Monax but He jumps away!
El Escarabajo Carmesi vomits.
El Escarabajo Carmesi retches.
El Escarabajo Carmesi punches Oogway in the lower body with his second left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Oogway looks sick!
Bloody Sucky Stabby stabs El Escarabajo Carmesi in the head with his iron spear, tearing the muscle and tearing apart the brain through the xsmall elephant leather maskx!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
El Escarabajo Carmesi has been knocked unconscious!
The iron spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
El Escarabajo Carmesi has been struck down.
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is deftly parried by the {iron spear}!
Bloody Sucky Stabby misses Marmota Monax!
Bloody Sucky Stabby: Death...  This is truly horrifying.
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is parried by the {iron spear}!
Marmota Monax: Death...  This is truly horrifying.
Bloody Sucky Stabby attacks Marmota Monax but He jumps away!
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Bloody Sucky Stabby misses Marmota Monax!
Marmota Monax strikes Bloody Sucky Stabby in the second right lower arm with his black bronze pick and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Bloody Sucky Stabby misses Marmota Monax!
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Bloody Sucky Stabby: I have improved my fighting.  That was not satisfying.
Bloody Sucky Stabby misses Marmota Monax!
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Bloody Sucky Stabby misses Marmota Monax!
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Marmota Monax: I have improved my fighting.  That was satisfying.
Bloody Sucky Stabby attacks Marmota Monax but He jumps away!
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Bloody Sucky Stabby misses Marmota Monax!
Marmota Monax strikes Bloody Sucky Stabby in the left foot with his black bronze pick and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Bloody Sucky Stabby strikes at Marmota Monax but the shot is deftly parried by the black bronze pick!
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Oogway vomits.
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Bloody Sucky Stabby misses Marmota Monax!
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Bloody Sucky Stabby misses Marmota Monax!
Oogway retches.
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Bloody Sucky Stabby misses Marmota Monax!
Marmota Monax strikes at Bloody Sucky Stabby but the shot is blocked with the oaken buckler!
Bloody Sucky Stabby strikes at Marmota Monax but the shot is deftly parried by the black bronze pick!
Bloody Sucky Stabby loses hold of the oaken buckler.
Marmota Monax strikes Bloody Sucky Stabby in the third right lower arm with his black bronze pick and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Bloody Sucky Stabby misses Marmota Monax!
Marmota Monax strikes Bloody Sucky Stabby in the left upper leg with his black bronze pick, tearing the muscle through the xsmall toad leather armorx!
An artery has been opened by the attack, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Bloody Sucky Stabby loses hold of the oaken buckler.
Marmota Monax strikes Bloody Sucky Stabby in the first left lower arm with his black bronze pick and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Bloody Sucky Stabby has bled to death.
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the lower body with his black bronze pick, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts!
Oogway looks even more sick!
The black bronze pick has lodged firmly in the wound!
Marmota Monax: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Oogway vomits.
Marmota Monax pulls on the embedded black bronze pick.
Marmota Monax gains possession of the black bronze pick.
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the lower body with his black bronze pick, tearing the muscle and tearing the right kidney!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The black bronze pick has lodged firmly in the wound!
Oogway retches.
Marmota Monax pulls on the embedded black bronze pick.
Marmota Monax gains possession of the black bronze pick.
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the lower body with his black bronze pick, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts!
Oogway looks even more sick!
The black bronze pick has lodged firmly in the wound!
Oogway retches.
Marmota Monax pulls on the embedded black bronze pick.
Marmota Monax gains possession of the black bronze pick.
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the lower body with his black bronze pick, tearing apart the muscle and spilling his guts!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
Oogway retches.
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the upper body with his black bronze pick, tearing the muscle and tearing the liver!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the upper body with his black bronze pick, tearing apart the muscle and bruising the middle spine's bone!
A tendon in the middle spine has been torn!
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the upper body with his black bronze pick, tearing apart the muscle and bruising the middle spine's bone!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
A tendon in the middle spine has been torn!
Oogway retches.
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the upper body with his black bronze pick, tearing apart the muscle and tearing the right lung!
Oogway is having trouble breathing!
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the lower body with his black bronze pick, tearing apart the muscle and tearing the stomach!
Marmota Monax strikes Oogway in the upper body with his black bronze pick, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the right floating ribs and bruising the liver!
A tendon in the right floating ribs has been torn!
Oogway has bled to death.
Marmota Monax: Death is all around us.  I feel very uneasy.