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- [04:16:59] squidmochi: whoops
- [04:17:58] mithril_leaf: Tim go the fuck to sleep
- [04:17:58] seibbi: Ew mobile app is cutting off stuff in chat
- [04:18:41] sobeman1: its thundering here and both of my cats are like ScaredyCat
- [04:18:51] seibbi: Same tho
- [04:19:15] seibbi: My cat is behind my head on my pillow hiding
- [04:19:16] hobagoblin: i love the firing
- [04:19:29] seibbi: Hitting me with her tail
- [04:20:17] sobeman1: i have one cat in my armpit the other one is on my foot
- [04:20:51] squidmochi: gross
- [04:21:15] seibbi: One of mine is under a bed, and the other has her cat ass up against the back of my head
- [04:21:18] seibbi: Rip
- [04:23:08] squidmochi: my cats are both sleeping on my bed
- [04:24:17] seibbi: Aw
- [04:24:53] sobeman1: cats are great crendorCat
- [04:25:14] sobeman1: and so is tim timPlus
- [04:25:20] rintezuka1: is anyone else allergic to cats in here? I wonder how rare it is.
- [04:25:32] seibbi: I'm allergic
- [04:25:39] ezclap: my brother is
- [04:26:56] stace_the_ace: my gf is
- [04:27:00] sobeman1: i gotta pee but im trapped by cats
- [04:27:19] seibbi: Pee to scare them off
- [04:27:23] sincerelylina: Do they follow you to the bathroom?
- [04:27:40] sishen1542: one of mine always follows me
- [04:28:30] perciacalos: Anticlimatic
- [04:28:32] boredcyborg: timOh
- [04:28:43] seibbi: Nice
- [04:29:01] bananaburger: you holding up alright tim? you've been kind of quiet the past few streams
- [04:29:30] sobeman1: their litterbox is in there so sometimes we go together. its awkward
- [04:29:40] bananaburger: its fine
- [04:29:53] stace_the_ace: i really want a burrito
- [04:30:03] sincerelylina: Burrito sounds good
- [04:30:18] seibbi: Now I'm hungry
- [04:30:38] stace_the_ace: lol
- [04:30:38] sincerelylina: Same. I slept through the day after work and skipped dinner
- [04:30:40] sobeman1: i had taco bell at like 12:30
- [04:30:51] stace_the_ace: taco bell sounds delicious
- [04:31:41] sobeman1: i needed to goto the grocery today but it was 98 degrees
- [04:32:08] seibbi: I'm just going to not eat, but be excited that I'll probably get something to eat when I wake up lmao
- [04:32:44] sincerelylina: Is it wrong to snack on some jelly at 1am
- [04:32:52] seibbi: No
- [04:32:57] seibbi: Eat all of it
- [04:32:58] stace_the_ace: what kind of jelly
- [04:33:12] sobeman1: its 4:30 am and im going to eat a Klondike bar
- [04:33:12] sincerelylina: Peach jelly. Made it yesterday
- [04:33:26] stace_the_ace: homemade jelly sounds awesome
- [04:33:30] sincerelylina: These are very important adult choices I'm making atm
- [04:33:39] stace_the_ace: im having an everything bagel with cream cheese
- [04:33:48] sincerelylina: Oh my gosh I love bagels
- [04:33:55] seibbi: I'm suffering because of u guys and all of your food
- [04:34:06] sincerelylina: Have some jelly
- [04:34:08] stace_the_ace: lol sorry
- [04:35:10] seibbi: I had surgery and my leg is weird and weak, and I already got up multiple times just to suffer getting food lol
- [04:35:18] seibbi: End my suffering
- [04:35:41] stace_the_ace: then you should stuff a bunch of snacks in a basket and keep it beside you so you dont have to get up
- [04:36:02] stace_the_ace: like bagels and jelly
- [04:36:22] sincerelylina: I second that
- [04:36:23] sobeman1: you ever play dr mario tim
- [04:36:29] seibbi: I kinda do, but they can't fill the void of getting an ice pop
- [04:36:58] squidmochi: like columns?
- [04:37:07] stace_the_ace: ice pops are the best
- [04:39:17] rintezuka1: have you played Merry Gear Solid 2? mgs Christmas parody game.
- [04:40:15] seibbi: Merry Christmas, Tim
- [04:40:26] rintezuka1: http://www.superfundungeonrun.com/?page_id=256
- [04:40:57] seibbi: Oh
- [04:41:26] hobagoblin: what was that
- [04:41:45] shimmerfairy: CinnamonToastKen of course
- [04:41:47] seibbi: The link up in chat
- [04:41:55] bananaburger: WHATS UP GUYS
- [04:41:57] hobagoblin: what a nightmare
- [04:42:17] bananaburger: there are so many youtubers that do that
- [04:42:19] amadeus484: Greetz.
- [04:42:38] seibbi: Youtubers that are really excited like that tire me out
- [04:42:57] sobeman1: i cant even fake that amount of energy
- [04:43:04] chiefbanter: HI TIM danLove
- [04:43:19] bananaburger: we have guys like that one food reviewer for that
- [04:43:36] seibbi: My ADHD gives me that energy, then my depression takes it away
- [04:43:48] banettes: time stole my fruit cup and won't give it back
- [04:43:49] sobeman1: my spirit animal is a sloth crendorLaugh
- [04:44:02] seibbi: Sloths are the best
- [04:44:35] sobeman1: what was that puzzle game on the psp
- [04:45:08] hobagoblin: datapon or some shit
- [04:45:08] bananaburger: @banettes are you saying its rotten?
- [04:45:09] squidmochi: lumines?
- [04:45:16] sobeman1: yea that
- [04:45:29] chiefbanter: Tim too depressed to acknowledge a hello
- [04:45:32] chiefbanter: feels bad
- [04:45:48] chiefbanter: oh danYay
- [04:46:01] hobagoblin: i never played lumines
- [04:46:05] hobagoblin: doesnt look bad
- [04:46:10] amadeus484: And hi as well, ChiefBanter.
- [04:46:16] chiefbanter: I am deeply sorry, beg for your forgiveness and will prostrate myself for the rest of the stream Tim
- [04:46:16] seibbi: Say sorry to Tim :^(
- [04:46:24] chiefbanter: @Amadeus484 danWave hello!
- [04:46:34] chiefbanter: o-okay
- [04:46:37] hobagoblin: get owned
- [04:46:45] seibbi: Tough love tim
- [04:46:49] rintezuka1: timMinus
- [04:47:01] sobeman1: timMinus
- [04:47:01] hobagoblin: i wasnt expecting that and i got a deep belly laugh from it
- [04:47:02] hobagoblin: thanks
- [04:49:29] banettes: i heard tim is shredded and has an 8 pack
- [04:49:50] seibbi: Oh...nice
- [04:50:05] seibbi: 8 pack of soylent
- [04:50:50] sobeman1: tim should get sponsored by soylent like hafu
- [04:51:08] amadeus484: I hope you feel better, Tim...
- [04:51:09] seibbi: That would be the dream tbh
- [04:51:20] hobagoblin: there's a soylent sponsored streamer
- [04:51:22] hobagoblin: ?
- [04:51:28] chiefbanter: Tim would be too depressed to be a sponsor for anything other than Xanax
- [04:51:36] chiefbanter: or an apathy camp
- [04:51:37] sobeman1: yea, hafu
- [04:51:45] chiefbanter: "Join our apathy camp... or not... I guess"
- [04:51:45] shimmerfairy: what about casper mattresses? harry's razors?
- [04:51:50] hobagoblin: apathy youth
- [04:51:56] bananaburger: audible
- [04:52:02] seibbi: Tim just needs time to feel better like everyone
- [04:52:17] chiefbanter: Tim would be amazing for Audible with his ASMR-tier voice
- [04:52:39] seibbi: That's true, Tim asmr sounds good
- [04:53:00] amadeus484: I know you probably heard all the advice anyone could give, so I shall give a virtual pat on the back, and a solemn smile,
- [04:53:02] sobeman1: ASMRTim
- [04:53:16] chiefbanter: the comical thing is that Tim loses a bit of the ASMR stuff when he gets excited and isn't depressed/sad/tired
- [04:53:22] chiefbanter: so it's perfect as is
- [04:53:39] chiefbanter: I like Tim danYay
- [04:53:57] seibbi: Tim is the best
- [04:54:52] hobagoblin: tim is my favorite above average puyopuyo streamer
- [04:55:15] sobeman1: how many puyopuyo streamers are there
- [04:55:41] seibbi: Watching Tim play through the stages is satisfying
- [04:55:45] hobagoblin: no idea i only watch the one
- [04:55:51] sobeman1: i think tim has cornered the market
- [04:57:42] hobagoblin: not bad
- [04:58:05] shimmerfairy: If you get Boyz 2 Men in time for your next monostream, then that's the obvious choice
- [04:58:15] shimmerfairy: or whatever it's called
- [04:58:24] amadeus484: Congrats.
- [04:58:35] seibbi: These credits are making me tired
- [04:58:36] sobeman1: dream Daddy date game
- [04:58:46] seibbi: I've been playing that
- [04:59:16] chiefbanter: I hear water
- [04:59:25] hobagoblin: did he like kick a piano
- [04:59:35] hobagoblin: what the fuck is that
- [04:59:43] sobeman1: water
- [04:59:52] seibbi: He's getting hydrated
- [05:00:09] shimmerfairy: Nice Rice Device!!
- [05:01:13] hobagoblin: yippie is not as good as firing
- [05:01:18] sjctheos: the combo sounds are so much less satisfying in MBM
- [05:01:23] sobeman1: is mean bean machine a reskin of puyopuyo or did it come out in japan as well
- [05:02:00] seibbi: This music reminds me of toontown
- [05:02:29] hobagoblin: wait which puyo is the one that he usually plays
- [05:02:43] seibbi: The other, I think
- [05:02:46] shimmerfairy: Kirby's Avalanche. kapppa
- [05:03:40] amadeus484: Any reason why you use the Mega Drive version, and not the Super Famicom version? I am sure you have a good reason.
- [05:04:05] sishen1542: sega does what nintendont, duh
- [05:04:06] perciacalos: The remix of this song in puyo tetris is great
- [05:04:06] amadeus484: Okay.
- [05:04:35] amadeus484: Understandable.
- [05:05:33] skittlenautx: Tim bring some wisdom down upon chat
- [05:05:39] sobeman1: wasnt there yoshis cookies as well
- [05:05:39] shimmerfairy: is it sassy kirby time?
- [05:05:47] perciacalos: Theres a spider in the far corner of my room just sitting there, but I dont have anything I can reach it with
- [05:05:49] bananaburger: yeah
- [05:06:00] hobagoblin: @Perciacalos youre dead
- [05:06:04] bananaburger: i like hoe violent Kirby's dialogue is in this
- [05:06:07] perciacalos: timMrBones
- [05:06:14] bananaburger: how* thanks phone
- [05:06:15] seibbi: I just stay scared of spiders and hope they just kill bugs
- [05:06:28] seibbi: And not touch me
- [05:06:38] perciacalos: There arent any bugs around for it to kill, so I'm the target
- [05:06:46] skittlenautx: @perciacalos run, and grab fire
- [05:06:49] perciacalos: Its clearly waiting for a sign of weakness
- [05:06:57] shimmerfairy: ewwwww
- [05:07:05] taggenjuskor: thank god you have none, percia
- [05:07:08] fidofidder: Assert your dominance and bite the spider first
- [05:07:13] skittlenautx: dont turn your back on it
- [05:07:42] sobeman1: thats how you swallow 8 spiders a year
- [05:07:43] hobagoblin: what?
- [05:07:47] seibbi: Become its mate, then eat it like a black widow
- [05:08:08] perciacalos: Maybe if I get a yardstick I can smack it
- [05:08:30] skittlenautx: throw keyboard
- [05:08:39] seibbi: I tried to smack one with a crutch and it got got knocked off and now I can't find it
- [05:08:47] perciacalos: Thats my worry
- [05:08:51] perciacalos: I only get one shot
- [05:09:08] seibbi: Spray it with chemicals
- [05:09:16] shimmerfairy: give it a bomb sandwich
- [05:09:22] bananaburger: how big is the spider?
- [05:09:23] skittlenautx: Im outside there are millions of spiders out here with me
- [05:09:31] seibbi: Give it low self esteem
- [05:09:42] sobeman1: why are you outside
- [05:09:52] skittlenautx: its nice outside
- [05:10:31] hobagoblin: lol
- [05:10:35] bananaburger: i almost thought that was just completely random
- [05:10:37] sobeman1: wtf kirby
- [05:10:39] perciacalos: Its too high up for the yardstick. Death is assured
- [05:10:39] shimmerfairy: reminder: Wispy Woods is an apple tree.
- [05:10:43] seibbi: Kirby you shit
- [05:10:44] bananaburger: yeah
- [05:10:55] skittlenautx: rip
- [05:11:17] perciacalos: Curse my obnoxiously high ceilings
- [05:11:45] bananaburger: wasnt that like a game theory™ thing or something that kirby is actually is the true antagonist
- [05:12:00] bananaburger: -is
- [05:12:11] bananaburger: because he just goes around terrorizing everyone
- [05:12:26] rg802: Wait there's Kirby Puyos?!
- [05:12:27] shimmerfairy: Game Theory: [protagonist] is really EVIL??? In FNAF!??!
- [05:12:49] seibbi: Wow!!
- [05:12:58] perciacalos: You could technically argue that the protagonist of any game is actually the bad guy
- [05:12:58] shimmerfairy: @Rg802 yes, and Kirby's a bit of a jackass in this game too! :P
- [05:13:13] hobagoblin: avalaaaaanche
- [05:13:22] bananaburger: i'd worry more about YOUR LIFE
- [05:13:32] bananaburger: man kirby why you gotta be so rude
- [05:13:33] hobagoblin: that's messed up kirby
- [05:14:09] seibbi: Kirby only cares for himself
- [05:14:17] seibbi: He's bloodthirsty
- [05:14:20] shimmerfairy: sweep the garbage puyos away, little guy!
- [05:14:21] rg802: Sweeping intensifies
- [05:14:48] shimmerfairy: if it is, that's just a SNES thing I'm sure.
- [05:14:49] bananaburger: see all of these concerned citizens are just trying to help out
- [05:14:51] sishen1542: kirby talks?
- [05:14:54] bananaburger: kirby is the real problem here
- [05:15:00] skittlenautx: squishy? highly offensive
- [05:15:08] seibbi: Kirby talks SMACK
- [05:15:12] perciacalos: I nailed the spider in the head with a thrown bundle of socks. Was unfazed
- [05:15:14] sobeman1: kirby had an animated tv show
- [05:15:14] shimmerfairy: Squisheh is only trying to help :(
- [05:15:27] bananaburger: they stopped letting him talk once he started getting racist
- [05:15:33] sishen1542: LOL
- [05:17:13] bananaburger: also yeah, is this woman supposed to be kirby?
- [05:17:24] shimmerfairy: man, AVALAAAAANCHE is so satisfying
- [05:17:25] bananaburger: or is she just a bystander narrating what she sees
- [05:18:13] seibbi: She's a witness
- [05:18:23] skelex: its arle, taking a break from her game to commentate kirbys
- [05:18:23] bananaburger: i like how they crammed all of kirby's name in there but they truncated squid's name to squi
- [05:18:52] sh1zuchan: Kirby please timClip
- [05:18:54] rg802: Are those the Clu clu land people?
- [05:18:57] amadeus484: Uggggh. That was bad.
- [05:19:08] amadeus484: And no, Adventures of Lolo.
- [05:19:42] bananaburger: arrg
- [05:19:54] bananaburger: proof that the snes was the inferior console
- [05:20:17] bananaburger: although the actual sound effects are better, you have to admit that
- [05:20:28] bananaburger: as in higher quality
- [05:20:31] perciacalos: Have smashed spider with sock 20 times. Is invincible
- [05:20:32] amadeus484: Ouch! Right in my nostalgia, Tim...
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