monotonetimunarchive

twitch.tv/stereotonetim 2017-07-23 [04:16] - f0b2998b-302a-433b-938c-9fe6bf281fa1.mpeg

Jul 23rd, 2017
88
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 13.08 KB | None | 0 0
  1. [04:16:59] squidmochi: whoops
  2. [04:17:58] mithril_leaf: Tim go the fuck to sleep
  3. [04:17:58] seibbi: Ew mobile app is cutting off stuff in chat
  4. [04:18:41] sobeman1: its thundering here and both of my cats are like ScaredyCat
  5. [04:18:51] seibbi: Same tho
  6. [04:19:15] seibbi: My cat is behind my head on my pillow hiding
  7. [04:19:16] hobagoblin: i love the firing
  8. [04:19:29] seibbi: Hitting me with her tail
  9. [04:20:17] sobeman1: i have one cat in my armpit the other one is on my foot
  10. [04:20:51] squidmochi: gross
  11. [04:21:15] seibbi: One of mine is under a bed, and the other has her cat ass up against the back of my head
  12. [04:21:18] seibbi: Rip
  13. [04:23:08] squidmochi: my cats are both sleeping on my bed
  14. [04:24:17] seibbi: Aw
  15. [04:24:53] sobeman1: cats are great crendorCat
  16. [04:25:14] sobeman1: and so is tim timPlus
  17. [04:25:20] rintezuka1: is anyone else allergic to cats in here? I wonder how rare it is.
  18. [04:25:32] seibbi: I'm allergic
  19. [04:25:39] ezclap: my brother is
  20. [04:26:56] stace_the_ace: my gf is
  21. [04:27:00] sobeman1: i gotta pee but im trapped by cats
  22. [04:27:19] seibbi: Pee to scare them off
  23. [04:27:23] sincerelylina: Do they follow you to the bathroom?
  24. [04:27:40] sishen1542: one of mine always follows me
  25. [04:28:30] perciacalos: Anticlimatic
  26. [04:28:32] boredcyborg: timOh
  27. [04:28:43] seibbi: Nice
  28. [04:29:01] bananaburger: you holding up alright tim? you've been kind of quiet the past few streams
  29. [04:29:30] sobeman1: their litterbox is in there so sometimes we go together. its awkward
  30. [04:29:40] bananaburger: its fine
  31. [04:29:53] stace_the_ace: i really want a burrito
  32. [04:30:03] sincerelylina: Burrito sounds good
  33. [04:30:18] seibbi: Now I'm hungry
  34. [04:30:38] stace_the_ace: lol
  35. [04:30:38] sincerelylina: Same. I slept through the day after work and skipped dinner
  36. [04:30:40] sobeman1: i had taco bell at like 12:30
  37. [04:30:51] stace_the_ace: taco bell sounds delicious
  38. [04:31:41] sobeman1: i needed to goto the grocery today but it was 98 degrees
  39. [04:32:08] seibbi: I'm just going to not eat, but be excited that I'll probably get something to eat when I wake up lmao
  40. [04:32:44] sincerelylina: Is it wrong to snack on some jelly at 1am
  41. [04:32:52] seibbi: No
  42. [04:32:57] seibbi: Eat all of it
  43. [04:32:58] stace_the_ace: what kind of jelly
  44. [04:33:12] sobeman1: its 4:30 am and im going to eat a Klondike bar
  45. [04:33:12] sincerelylina: Peach jelly. Made it yesterday
  46. [04:33:26] stace_the_ace: homemade jelly sounds awesome
  47. [04:33:30] sincerelylina: These are very important adult choices I'm making atm
  48. [04:33:39] stace_the_ace: im having an everything bagel with cream cheese
  49. [04:33:48] sincerelylina: Oh my gosh I love bagels
  50. [04:33:55] seibbi: I'm suffering because of u guys and all of your food
  51. [04:34:06] sincerelylina: Have some jelly
  52. [04:34:08] stace_the_ace: lol sorry
  53. [04:35:10] seibbi: I had surgery and my leg is weird and weak, and I already got up multiple times just to suffer getting food lol
  54. [04:35:18] seibbi: End my suffering
  55. [04:35:41] stace_the_ace: then you should stuff a bunch of snacks in a basket and keep it beside you so you dont have to get up
  56. [04:36:02] stace_the_ace: like bagels and jelly
  57. [04:36:22] sincerelylina: I second that
  58. [04:36:23] sobeman1: you ever play dr mario tim
  59. [04:36:29] seibbi: I kinda do, but they can't fill the void of getting an ice pop
  60. [04:36:58] squidmochi: like columns?
  61. [04:37:07] stace_the_ace: ice pops are the best
  62. [04:39:17] rintezuka1: have you played Merry Gear Solid 2? mgs Christmas parody game.
  63. [04:40:15] seibbi: Merry Christmas, Tim
  64. [04:40:26] rintezuka1: http://www.superfundungeonrun.com/?page_id=256
  65. [04:40:57] seibbi: Oh
  66. [04:41:26] hobagoblin: what was that
  67. [04:41:45] shimmerfairy: CinnamonToastKen of course
  68. [04:41:47] seibbi: The link up in chat
  69. [04:41:55] bananaburger: WHATS UP GUYS
  70. [04:41:57] hobagoblin: what a nightmare
  71. [04:42:17] bananaburger: there are so many youtubers that do that
  72. [04:42:19] amadeus484: Greetz.
  73. [04:42:38] seibbi: Youtubers that are really excited like that tire me out
  74. [04:42:57] sobeman1: i cant even fake that amount of energy
  75. [04:43:04] chiefbanter: HI TIM danLove
  76. [04:43:19] bananaburger: we have guys like that one food reviewer for that
  77. [04:43:36] seibbi: My ADHD gives me that energy, then my depression takes it away
  78. [04:43:48] banettes: time stole my fruit cup and won't give it back
  79. [04:43:49] sobeman1: my spirit animal is a sloth crendorLaugh
  80. [04:44:02] seibbi: Sloths are the best
  81. [04:44:35] sobeman1: what was that puzzle game on the psp
  82. [04:45:08] hobagoblin: datapon or some shit
  83. [04:45:08] bananaburger: @banettes are you saying its rotten?
  84. [04:45:09] squidmochi: lumines?
  85. [04:45:16] sobeman1: yea that
  86. [04:45:29] chiefbanter: Tim too depressed to acknowledge a hello
  87. [04:45:32] chiefbanter: feels bad
  88. [04:45:48] chiefbanter: oh danYay
  89. [04:46:01] hobagoblin: i never played lumines
  90. [04:46:05] hobagoblin: doesnt look bad
  91. [04:46:10] amadeus484: And hi as well, ChiefBanter.
  92. [04:46:16] chiefbanter: I am deeply sorry, beg for your forgiveness and will prostrate myself for the rest of the stream Tim
  93. [04:46:16] seibbi: Say sorry to Tim :^(
  94. [04:46:24] chiefbanter: @Amadeus484 danWave hello!
  95. [04:46:34] chiefbanter: o-okay
  96. [04:46:37] hobagoblin: get owned
  97. [04:46:45] seibbi: Tough love tim
  98. [04:46:49] rintezuka1: timMinus
  99. [04:47:01] sobeman1: timMinus
  100. [04:47:01] hobagoblin: i wasnt expecting that and i got a deep belly laugh from it
  101. [04:47:02] hobagoblin: thanks
  102. [04:49:29] banettes: i heard tim is shredded and has an 8 pack
  103. [04:49:50] seibbi: Oh...nice
  104. [04:50:05] seibbi: 8 pack of soylent
  105. [04:50:50] sobeman1: tim should get sponsored by soylent like hafu
  106. [04:51:08] amadeus484: I hope you feel better, Tim...
  107. [04:51:09] seibbi: That would be the dream tbh
  108. [04:51:20] hobagoblin: there's a soylent sponsored streamer
  109. [04:51:22] hobagoblin: ?
  110. [04:51:28] chiefbanter: Tim would be too depressed to be a sponsor for anything other than Xanax
  111. [04:51:36] chiefbanter: or an apathy camp
  112. [04:51:37] sobeman1: yea, hafu
  113. [04:51:45] chiefbanter: "Join our apathy camp... or not... I guess"
  114. [04:51:45] shimmerfairy: what about casper mattresses? harry's razors?
  115. [04:51:50] hobagoblin: apathy youth
  116. [04:51:56] bananaburger: audible
  117. [04:52:02] seibbi: Tim just needs time to feel better like everyone
  118. [04:52:17] chiefbanter: Tim would be amazing for Audible with his ASMR-tier voice
  119. [04:52:39] seibbi: That's true, Tim asmr sounds good
  120. [04:53:00] amadeus484: I know you probably heard all the advice anyone could give, so I shall give a virtual pat on the back, and a solemn smile,
  121. [04:53:02] sobeman1: ASMRTim
  122. [04:53:16] chiefbanter: the comical thing is that Tim loses a bit of the ASMR stuff when he gets excited and isn't depressed/sad/tired
  123. [04:53:22] chiefbanter: so it's perfect as is
  124. [04:53:39] chiefbanter: I like Tim danYay
  125. [04:53:57] seibbi: Tim is the best
  126. [04:54:52] hobagoblin: tim is my favorite above average puyopuyo streamer
  127. [04:55:15] sobeman1: how many puyopuyo streamers are there
  128. [04:55:41] seibbi: Watching Tim play through the stages is satisfying
  129. [04:55:45] hobagoblin: no idea i only watch the one
  130. [04:55:51] sobeman1: i think tim has cornered the market
  131. [04:57:42] hobagoblin: not bad
  132. [04:58:05] shimmerfairy: If you get Boyz 2 Men in time for your next monostream, then that's the obvious choice
  133. [04:58:15] shimmerfairy: or whatever it's called
  134. [04:58:24] amadeus484: Congrats.
  135. [04:58:35] seibbi: These credits are making me tired
  136. [04:58:36] sobeman1: dream Daddy date game
  137. [04:58:46] seibbi: I've been playing that
  138. [04:59:16] chiefbanter: I hear water
  139. [04:59:25] hobagoblin: did he like kick a piano
  140. [04:59:35] hobagoblin: what the fuck is that
  141. [04:59:43] sobeman1: water
  142. [04:59:52] seibbi: He's getting hydrated
  143. [05:00:09] shimmerfairy: Nice Rice Device!!
  144. [05:01:13] hobagoblin: yippie is not as good as firing
  145. [05:01:18] sjctheos: the combo sounds are so much less satisfying in MBM
  146. [05:01:23] sobeman1: is mean bean machine a reskin of puyopuyo or did it come out in japan as well
  147. [05:02:00] seibbi: This music reminds me of toontown
  148. [05:02:29] hobagoblin: wait which puyo is the one that he usually plays
  149. [05:02:43] seibbi: The other, I think
  150. [05:02:46] shimmerfairy: Kirby's Avalanche. kapppa
  151. [05:03:40] amadeus484: Any reason why you use the Mega Drive version, and not the Super Famicom version? I am sure you have a good reason.
  152. [05:04:05] sishen1542: sega does what nintendont, duh
  153. [05:04:06] perciacalos: The remix of this song in puyo tetris is great
  154. [05:04:06] amadeus484: Okay.
  155. [05:04:35] amadeus484: Understandable.
  156. [05:05:33] skittlenautx: Tim bring some wisdom down upon chat
  157. [05:05:39] sobeman1: wasnt there yoshis cookies as well
  158. [05:05:39] shimmerfairy: is it sassy kirby time?
  159. [05:05:47] perciacalos: Theres a spider in the far corner of my room just sitting there, but I dont have anything I can reach it with
  160. [05:05:49] bananaburger: yeah
  161. [05:06:00] hobagoblin: @Perciacalos youre dead
  162. [05:06:04] bananaburger: i like hoe violent Kirby's dialogue is in this
  163. [05:06:07] perciacalos: timMrBones
  164. [05:06:14] bananaburger: how* thanks phone
  165. [05:06:15] seibbi: I just stay scared of spiders and hope they just kill bugs
  166. [05:06:28] seibbi: And not touch me
  167. [05:06:38] perciacalos: There arent any bugs around for it to kill, so I'm the target
  168. [05:06:46] skittlenautx: @perciacalos run, and grab fire
  169. [05:06:49] perciacalos: Its clearly waiting for a sign of weakness
  170. [05:06:57] shimmerfairy: ewwwww
  171. [05:07:05] taggenjuskor: thank god you have none, percia
  172. [05:07:08] fidofidder: Assert your dominance and bite the spider first
  173. [05:07:13] skittlenautx: dont turn your back on it
  174. [05:07:42] sobeman1: thats how you swallow 8 spiders a year
  175. [05:07:43] hobagoblin: what?
  176. [05:07:47] seibbi: Become its mate, then eat it like a black widow
  177. [05:08:08] perciacalos: Maybe if I get a yardstick I can smack it
  178. [05:08:30] skittlenautx: throw keyboard
  179. [05:08:39] seibbi: I tried to smack one with a crutch and it got got knocked off and now I can't find it
  180. [05:08:47] perciacalos: Thats my worry
  181. [05:08:51] perciacalos: I only get one shot
  182. [05:09:08] seibbi: Spray it with chemicals
  183. [05:09:16] shimmerfairy: give it a bomb sandwich
  184. [05:09:22] bananaburger: how big is the spider?
  185. [05:09:23] skittlenautx: Im outside there are millions of spiders out here with me
  186. [05:09:31] seibbi: Give it low self esteem
  187. [05:09:42] sobeman1: why are you outside
  188. [05:09:52] skittlenautx: its nice outside
  189. [05:10:31] hobagoblin: lol
  190. [05:10:35] bananaburger: i almost thought that was just completely random
  191. [05:10:37] sobeman1: wtf kirby
  192. [05:10:39] perciacalos: Its too high up for the yardstick. Death is assured
  193. [05:10:39] shimmerfairy: reminder: Wispy Woods is an apple tree.
  194. [05:10:43] seibbi: Kirby you shit
  195. [05:10:44] bananaburger: yeah
  196. [05:10:55] skittlenautx: rip
  197. [05:11:17] perciacalos: Curse my obnoxiously high ceilings
  198. [05:11:45] bananaburger: wasnt that like a game theory™ thing or something that kirby is actually is the true antagonist
  199. [05:12:00] bananaburger: -is
  200. [05:12:11] bananaburger: because he just goes around terrorizing everyone
  201. [05:12:26] rg802: Wait there's Kirby Puyos?!
  202. [05:12:27] shimmerfairy: Game Theory: [protagonist] is really EVIL??? In FNAF!??!
  203. [05:12:49] seibbi: Wow!!
  204. [05:12:58] perciacalos: You could technically argue that the protagonist of any game is actually the bad guy
  205. [05:12:58] shimmerfairy: @Rg802 yes, and Kirby's a bit of a jackass in this game too! :P
  206. [05:13:13] hobagoblin: avalaaaaanche
  207. [05:13:22] bananaburger: i'd worry more about YOUR LIFE
  208. [05:13:32] bananaburger: man kirby why you gotta be so rude
  209. [05:13:33] hobagoblin: that's messed up kirby
  210. [05:14:09] seibbi: Kirby only cares for himself
  211. [05:14:17] seibbi: He's bloodthirsty
  212. [05:14:20] shimmerfairy: sweep the garbage puyos away, little guy!
  213. [05:14:21] rg802: Sweeping intensifies
  214. [05:14:48] shimmerfairy: if it is, that's just a SNES thing I'm sure.
  215. [05:14:49] bananaburger: see all of these concerned citizens are just trying to help out
  216. [05:14:51] sishen1542: kirby talks?
  217. [05:14:54] bananaburger: kirby is the real problem here
  218. [05:15:00] skittlenautx: squishy? highly offensive
  219. [05:15:08] seibbi: Kirby talks SMACK
  220. [05:15:12] perciacalos: I nailed the spider in the head with a thrown bundle of socks. Was unfazed
  221. [05:15:14] sobeman1: kirby had an animated tv show
  222. [05:15:14] shimmerfairy: Squisheh is only trying to help :(
  223. [05:15:27] bananaburger: they stopped letting him talk once he started getting racist
  224. [05:15:33] sishen1542: LOL
  225. [05:17:13] bananaburger: also yeah, is this woman supposed to be kirby?
  226. [05:17:24] shimmerfairy: man, AVALAAAAANCHE is so satisfying
  227. [05:17:25] bananaburger: or is she just a bystander narrating what she sees
  228. [05:18:13] seibbi: She's a witness
  229. [05:18:23] skelex: its arle, taking a break from her game to commentate kirbys
  230. [05:18:23] bananaburger: i like how they crammed all of kirby's name in there but they truncated squid's name to squi
  231. [05:18:52] sh1zuchan: Kirby please timClip
  232. [05:18:54] rg802: Are those the Clu clu land people?
  233. [05:18:57] amadeus484: Uggggh. That was bad.
  234. [05:19:08] amadeus484: And no, Adventures of Lolo.
  235. [05:19:42] bananaburger: arrg
  236. [05:19:54] bananaburger: proof that the snes was the inferior console
  237. [05:20:17] bananaburger: although the actual sound effects are better, you have to admit that
  238. [05:20:28] bananaburger: as in higher quality
  239. [05:20:31] perciacalos: Have smashed spider with sock 20 times. Is invincible
  240. [05:20:32] amadeus484: Ouch! Right in my nostalgia, Tim...
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment