[C4S3] Marcus is a unicorn

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[20:36] <PigBurner> yoooooo
[20:36] <missedSolstice> Hey hey
[20:38] <PigBurner> wahddup MS
[20:38] <missedSolstice> Not much more than ever
[20:38] <missedSolstice> Yourself?
[20:39] <PigBurner> just got home
[20:39] <PigBurner> went for a bit of a ride
[20:39] <missedSolstice> On the Banehorse?
[20:40] <PigBurner> he's not called like that
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[20:40] <PigBurner> but yeh
[20:40] <missedSolstice> What *is* his name, then?
[20:40] <missedSolstice> I don't think you said
[20:41] <PigBurner> oh you are right?
[20:41] <PigBurner> that was meant to be ! brw
[20:41] <PigBurner> btw*
[20:41] <PigBurner> He's called Leon
[20:41] <missedSolstice> I see
[20:41] <missedSolstice> Any particular reason?
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[20:42] <PigBurner> oh hey
[20:42] <PigBurner> also not really
[20:42] <PigBurner> just liked the sound of it
[20:42] <missedSolstice> As noble a reason as any
[20:43] <PigBurner> well yeah!
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[20:43] <missedSolstice> I find it interesting the cat is named Trot and not the horse
[20:43] <PigBurner> hehe
[20:44] <PigBurner> well Leon is like lion, which is like a über cat
[20:44] <missedSolstice> Indeed
[20:44] <PigBurner> so the cycle is complete
[20:44] == Samstrel has changed nick to groundedMythologist
[20:44] <missedSolstice> 'Tis the circle of life
[20:44] <missedSolstice> Which is also the circle of pet names, as it turns out
[20:45] <missedSolstice> Evening, GM.  Tyn
[20:45] <PigBurner> but yeh, what's up over in plain plane land
[20:45] <operaticTinner> 'ey Llys
[20:45] <missedSolstice> S'rather plain
[20:45] <groundedMythologist> Hi guys
[20:46] <operaticTinner> Sup Peebles
[20:46] <operaticTinner> GM
[20:46] <PigBurner> hey GM
[20:46] <groundedMythologist> Hi
[20:47] <groundedMythologist> what have you guys been talking about?
[20:47] <missedSolstice> PB's pets
[20:47] <missedSolstice> Lion the horse and Trot the cat
[20:47] <PigBurner> yep
[20:48] <missedSolstice> Also the unimpressiveness of life within a large metal box
[20:48] <groundedMythologist> I have my dad's sprite
[20:48] <PigBurner> hey maybe you can crash into an alien or some shit
[20:48] <groundedMythologist> does that count?
[20:48] <groundedMythologist> he's a dingo
[20:48] <PigBurner> eyyy a dingo you say?
[20:48] <groundedMythologist> yeah
[20:48] <operaticTinner> How iis your soda diingo fllavored
[20:49] <groundedMythologist> he's kinda weird
[20:49] <groundedMythologist> and also not a soda tyn
[20:49] <groundedMythologist> excuse you
[20:49] <operaticTinner> =;D
[20:49] <PigBurner> tbh I don't really have a clue what's going on
[20:49] <groundedMythologist> me either
[20:49] <missedSolstice> Well y'see
[20:49] <groundedMythologist> how are things with your family PB?
[20:50] <PigBurner> ehhh could be better
[20:50] <PigBurner> heavily considering just running away rn
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[20:50] <PigBurner> oh fuck
[20:50] <missedSolstice> Here we go again
[20:50] <The_Boss> Hello?
[20:50] <groundedMythologist> Hi boss
[20:51] <PigBurner> but yeh, depends on what happens this week I might go live with a friend or some shit
[20:51] <operaticTinner> Boss! hii
[20:51] <missedSolstice> Good luck with it
[20:51] <The_Boss> Hey Ten
[20:51] <missedSolstice> And with keeping track of Leon Trotski
[20:52] <PigBurner> ayyyyyyy
[20:52] <PigBurner> you got it!
[20:52] <missedSolstice> :P
[20:52] <missedSolstice> I try
[20:52] <operaticTinner> Anywho
[20:52] <operaticTinner> You have a spriite, GM?
[20:52] <PigBurner> man you just got a point in my book dude
[20:52] <missedSolstice> My first ever point
[20:53] <missedSolstice> I shall cherish it forever
[20:53] <PigBurner> no you are still at -199999999999
[20:53] <groundedMythologist> Yeah, my family calls him dingodad
[20:53] <PigBurner> but hey, it's progress
[20:53] <missedSolstice> Oh okay good
[20:53] <missedSolstice> Had me worried there for a second
[20:53] <groundedMythologist> he helped my dad in the game
[20:53] <operaticTinner> II've got one too
[20:53] <PigBurner> dingodad who rides a mingocar?
[20:53] <groundedMythologist> what's yours tyn?
[20:55] <operaticTinner> We call her Totemimi
[20:55] <PigBurner> what's that?
[20:55] <groundedMythologist> What is she?
[20:55] <operaticTinner> Mum's bunny used to be calllled miimii before the game
[20:56] <groundedMythologist> Ooooh
[20:56] <operaticTinner> She doesn't realllly tallk about iit
[20:56] <groundedMythologist> is she prototyped with anything?
[20:56] <operaticTinner> A totem
[20:56] <operaticTinner> totemiimii?
[20:56] <groundedMythologist> Oh right
[20:56] <groundedMythologist> That's cool
[20:56] <operaticTinner> Yeah
[20:56] <operaticTinner> My unclle has one too but II've never met iit
[20:57] <groundedMythologist> Who's your uncle?
[20:58] <operaticTinner> II don't know iif he's actualllly my unclle or not but th@'s wh@ II callll hiim
[20:59] <operaticTinner> He's the guy II go to traiin weapons wiith
[20:59] <operaticTinner> Good oll' Coosiie
[21:03] <missedSolstice> Well
[21:03] <missedSolstice> Seeing as bringing up a certain game I'm rather certain none of us should know about yet
[21:03] <PigBurner> yo I'm back
[21:03] <PigBurner> whatcha talking about
[21:03] <missedSolstice> Including such important information as God Tiering, which would obviously have been delivered ASAP
[21:04] <missedSolstice> Has clearly killed the chat
[21:04] <operaticTinner> Yo
[21:04] <operaticTinner> Llys
[21:04] <groundedMythologist> About tyn's uncle
[21:04] <operaticTinner> Stop beiing out of character
[21:04] <operaticTinner> You're not nearlly nerdy enough
[21:04] <missedSolstice> Mayhaps we should start again on a topic that doesn't shatter suspension of disbelief *quite* so hard
[21:04] <PigBurner> oh so we are all talking about this thing we aren't meant to know
[21:04] <missedSolstice> I have no character anymore
[21:04] <missedSolstice> I'm going full Lyra now
[21:04]  * PigBurner punches missedSolstice
[21:04] <missedSolstice> This is apparently the session we're in
[21:04] <PigBurner> since we are breaking things
[21:05]  * missedSolstice dodges
[21:05] <missedSolstice> No dicebot to tell if you hit me or not
[21:05]  * PigBurner kicks missedSolstice in the face
[21:05]  * missedSolstice doubledodges
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[21:05] <groundedMythologist> Please no full lyra
[21:05] <missedSolstice> Well here we go then
[21:05] <PigBurner> don't worry
[21:06] <PigBurner> !roll 1d20+1 to slap missedSolstice
[21:06] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {16}
[21:06] <groundedMythologist> From what grandpa says, lyra is pretty scary
[21:06] <operaticTinner> ((Can we just restart at the pet discussion))
[21:06] <missedSolstice> Lyra transcends fear
[21:06] <PigBurner> ((wait a sec))
[21:06] <PigBurner> !roll 1d20+20 to kill The_Boss
[21:06] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {25}
[21:06] <PigBurner> ((ok we can go now))
[21:07] <missedSolstice> My first ever point
[21:07] <missedSolstice> I shall cherish it forever
[21:07] <PigBurner> well, you are still at -19999999
[21:07] <PigBurner> so don't worry bro
[21:07] <PigBurner> you're safe
[21:07] <missedSolstice> Oh okay good
[21:07] <missedSolstice> Had me worried there for a second
[21:08] <missedSolstice> I don't know what I'd do if anyone ever had a positive opinion of me
[21:08] <missedSolstice> Probably die
[21:08] <PigBurner> yeah exactly
[21:08] <missedSolstice> I'm allergic to not being hated
[21:08] <PigBurner> oh btw, I gotta show you my cave some day bro
[21:08] <PigBurner> it's fucking siiiiiiiiick
[21:08] <missedSolstice> You really do
[21:09] <PigBurner> I got like half the walls painted and shit
[21:09] <missedSolstice> How deep does it go?
[21:09] <PigBurner> it's nuts
[21:09] <PigBurner> not that much
[21:09] <missedSolstice> Aww
[21:09] <missedSolstice> Well, still
[21:09] <PigBurner> I never went down that much tho
[21:09] <missedSolstice> Underground at all is pretty sweet, especially somewhere naturally formed rather than a tunnel or something
[21:09] <PigBurner> I like breathing ya know
[21:10] <missedSolstice> Pfft.  Amateur
[21:10] <PigBurner> says the guy living in a plane
[21:10] <missedSolstice> What kind of nerd doesn't suffocate themselves whenever they get the chance?
[21:10] <PigBurner> if you didn't keep your head up in the clouds, maybe you'd experience some cool shit
[21:10] <groundedMythologist> Anyways, tennyn about your uncle
[21:10] <missedSolstice> Why would I want to experience anything cool?
[21:10] <groundedMythologist> What do you call him again?
[21:10] <missedSolstice> I'm already insanely hot
[21:11] <operaticTinner> Coosiie
[21:11] <operaticTinner> lloll
[21:11] <operaticTinner> he h@es th@
[21:11] <groundedMythologist> hahaha
[21:11] <groundedMythologist> what's his normal name?
[21:11] <PigBurner> pffff
[21:11] <PigBurner> yeh yeh
[21:11] <missedSolstice> Besides.  The air is thinner up here anyway.  Whyever would I want to go down somewhere I can breathe properly without descending several atmospheres lower?
[21:11] <operaticTinner> Cusiide
[21:12] <operaticTinner> Not realllly my unclle though afaiik
[21:12] <groundedMythologist> Cuside is your uncle!?
[21:12] <PigBurner> whatever nerd
[21:12] <operaticTinner> He's a lliittlle diistant
[21:12] <groundedMythologist> Oh, what is he to you?
[21:12] <operaticTinner> uh
[21:12] <operaticTinner> yeah
[21:12] <operaticTinner> he's my unclle
[21:12] <groundedMythologist> My dad knows him
[21:12] <PigBurner> well your ego appears to be several atmospheres higher
[21:12] <missedSolstice> Several dozen, y'mean
[21:12] <operaticTinner> Oh
[21:12] <PigBurner> several hundred
[21:12] <operaticTinner> You made me thiink he was famous or somethiing
[21:12] <groundedMythologist> No, lol
[21:12] <operaticTinner> II coulld have been riidiing on th@
[21:13] <missedSolstice> Thousand
[21:13] <groundedMythologist> I just know who he is
[21:13] <PigBurner> whatever you say
[21:13] <groundedMythologist> You may know my dad if he talks about him
[21:13] <PigBurner> ugh
[21:13] <PigBurner> I got them old men shouting at me, I'll be back
[21:13] <operaticTinner> Uncle Cus doesn't realllly tallk much
[21:13] <missedSolstice> Good luck
[21:13] <groundedMythologist> Aw
[21:14] <operaticTinner> He's kiind of... priiv@e.
[21:14] <operaticTinner> But he llets me tag allong wiith hiim allll the tiime
[21:14] <groundedMythologist> Has he ever mentioned a Mauiki?
[21:14] <operaticTinner> ... No?
[21:14] <groundedMythologist> Oh man
[21:14] <groundedMythologist> Nevermind
[21:14] <operaticTinner> Anyway
[21:15] <operaticTinner> Ask your dad then
[21:15] <groundedMythologist> I will
[21:15] <operaticTinner> Maybe we coulld traiin together wiith my unclle
[21:15] <operaticTinner> Wh@ weapon do you use
[21:15] <groundedMythologist> Where do you live?
[21:15] <operaticTinner> New Orlleans
[21:15] <groundedMythologist> I live in Australia
[21:15] <operaticTinner> Ooh
[21:15] <groundedMythologist> Maybe I can convince my dad to take me there
[21:15] <operaticTinner> Th@'s iinconveniient
[21:16] <groundedMythologist> I use a handgun and a sword
[21:16] <operaticTinner> Ooh
[21:16] <PigBurner> uhg that was annoying
[21:16] <operaticTinner> Yes
[21:16] <missedSolstice> All okay?
[21:16] <operaticTinner> Th@'d be good traiiniiing
[21:16] <PigBurner> what's going down?
[21:16] <missedSolstice> Weapons talk
[21:16] <groundedMythologist> We should all train together
[21:16] <groundedMythologist> That would be fun
[21:16] <operaticTinner> II need practiice defllectiing
[21:16] <missedSolstice> And meeting up to beat the snot and other bodily fluids out of one another
[21:16] <groundedMythologist> Just give me a time and place and I'll tell my dad!
[21:16] <PigBurner> train for what?
[21:16] <The_Boss> This is my type of talk
[21:17] <The_Boss> Anything
[21:17] <missedSolstice> For killing one another
[21:17] <PigBurner> well depends
[21:17] <The_Boss> You should train for 425 degrees
[21:17] <missedSolstice> You've seen the way these memoes go
[21:17] <operaticTinner> Wellll, II don't realllly know when the next tiime my unclle wiillll show up wiillll be
[21:17] <groundedMythologist> Combat, PG
[21:17] <operaticTinner> He's often off huntiing
[21:17] <operaticTinner> Maybe iif II just wander out of the ciity agaiin he'llll fiind me
[21:17] <operaticTinner> He usualllly does
[21:17] <groundedMythologist> PB*
[21:17] <groundedMythologist> ((fug))
[21:17] <operaticTinner> He just kiind of knows
[21:17] <PigBurner> as much as I like beating up policemen, rather stay out of trouble most of the time
[21:18] <missedSolstice> Parents do seem to have that tendency
[21:18] <groundedMythologist> Yeah, my dad does too
[21:18] <groundedMythologist> Mom... not so much
[21:18] <missedSolstice> You should look into going hunting with him at some point
[21:18] <PigBurner> man I'd hate crossing by my old men
[21:18] <missedSolstice> Better than dealing with your mother
[21:18] <PigBurner> they are the fucking worst
[21:18] <operaticTinner> II do alll the tiime, Llys
[21:19] <missedSolstice> Really?
[21:19] <operaticTinner> Hellll II've asked hiim iif II coulld just lliive wiith hiim
[21:19] <missedSolstice> No such luck with that one, eh?
[21:19] <PigBurner> yoooo
[21:19] <operaticTinner> He just allways sends me back home when II ask so II've stopped askiing
[21:19] <PigBurner> oh
[21:19] <missedSolstice> Crying shame
[21:19] <PigBurner> yeh
[21:19] <PigBurner> my family is mostly tight asses, rather not be with any of them
[21:20] <missedSolstice> Still concerns me how rare decent parents apparently are
[21:20] <PigBurner> like most of them are either fucking snobs or religious fanatics, they are the worst
[21:20] <missedSolstice> S'a bad sign when *I* am apparently the lucky one
[21:20] <PigBurner> they really are
[21:20] <operaticTinner> Miine's braiin iis just fullll of bunny turds
[21:21] <PigBurner> I'd go as far as saying decent people are rare
[21:21] <missedSolstice> That's reasonable
[21:21] <PigBurner> hey, let's cahnge
[21:21] <PigBurner> I'd be cool with that
[21:21] <missedSolstice> ... Me?
[21:21] <operaticTinner> Ok
[21:21] <missedSolstice> Or... ?
[21:22] <PigBurner> nah OT's
[21:22] <PigBurner> wish I had parents that didn't care
[21:22] <operaticTinner> Oh, no, she cares
[21:22] <operaticTinner> II don't want to go iinto iit
[21:23] <PigBurner> she's probably better than mine
[21:23] <PigBurner> you seem to have it way lighter tbh
[21:23] <operaticTinner> Wh@'s yours do th@'s awfull
[21:24] <PigBurner> always gets in my shit, wants me to be mr goody two shoes does everything perfect
[21:24] <PigBurner> like they want me to do just what they want and nothing else
[21:24] <PigBurner> live the life they wish they had bla bla bla
[21:25] <missedSolstice> That's... really not you at all
[21:25] <missedSolstice> Did they just never clue in to their efforts being hopeless, or what?
[21:25] <operaticTinner> Eh
[21:25] <operaticTinner> You sound better off
[21:25] <PigBurner> what's your's like?
[21:26] <PigBurner> hey if it was up to them I'd be locked in here until I was 30
[21:26] <operaticTinner> II'm not supposed to tallk about iit
[21:27] <missedSolstice> But you're still gonna, right?
[21:27] <PigBurner> why not
[21:27] <missedSolstice> To us, your *dear* friends?
[21:27] <operaticTinner> II don't want to tallk about iit
[21:27] <PigBurner> ok that's fine
[21:27] <missedSolstice> Are y'sure?
[21:27] <missedSolstice> What if I offered you...
[21:27] <missedSolstice> A nickel?
[21:28] <PigBurner> capitalism guys
[21:28] <PigBurner> solves everything!
[21:28] <missedSolstice> It does when your only defining trait is doing things wrong
[21:28] <missedSolstice> So howsabout it?
[21:29] <missedSolstice> Five cents to break your moratorium and share your deepest darkest secrets with strangers online
[21:29] <operaticTinner> brb
[21:29] <missedSolstice> Strangers who you will then need to tell where you live so that those five cents can be delivered
[21:29] <missedSolstice> Ah, she's checking the exchange rate to consider my offer
[21:30] <PigBurner> yeah of course
[21:30] <missedSolstice> Special offer just for you, Tyn: act within the next five minutes and receive a sixth cent, free of charge!
[21:31] <PigBurner> sounds like your investment will go devoid my son
[21:31] <missedSolstice> Looks like
[21:31] <missedSolstice> Ah well.  Six cents is worth like...
[21:32] <missedSolstice> Six-hundredths of a dollar store chocolate bar
[21:32] <PigBurner> nice
[21:32] <missedSolstice> Truly it is
[21:32] <missedSolstice> Mumsy gives me the finest allowance in all the land
[21:32] <missedSolstice> I've only been saving up three years
[21:34] <PigBurner> yo I'll be back in a sec
[21:34] <missedSolstice> And so I, like the cheese, stand alone
[21:35] <missedSolstice> Unless either of you wanna pipe up?
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[21:35] <missedSolstice> Teebsy?  GM?
[21:35] <unstableEquilibrium> Hello everyone.
[21:35] <missedSolstice> Or UE.  That definitely works
[21:35] <unstableEquilibrium> What did I miss?
[21:35] <missedSolstice> All parents are terrible
[21:35] <The_Boss> (Hi Kai)
[21:35] <missedSolstice> Tyn thinks she's too good for 6 cents
[21:35] <missedSolstice> And also I am cheese
[21:36] <unstableEquilibrium> Good to know.
[21:36] <missedSolstice> It truly is a riveting set of information
[21:37] <unstableEquilibrium> It really is.
[21:37] <missedSolstice> Indeed
[21:37] <groundedMythologist> I'm here
[21:37] <missedSolstice> So you are!
[21:37] <unstableEquilibrium> Hello, GM.
[21:37] <groundedMythologist> HI, UE
[21:37] <missedSolstice> Perhaps this memo isn't finished yet after all
[21:38] <missedSolstice> So UE
[21:38] <missedSolstice> Anything to add to the heretofore-finished parents topic?
[21:38] <missedSolstice> Ideally a complaint
[21:38] <missedSolstice> That seems to be the subtopic of the eve
[21:38] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm sorry?
[21:39] <unstableEquilibrium> About what?
[21:39] <missedSolstice> Everyone's complaining about their parents
[21:39] <missedSolstice> Have anything to add?
[21:39] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh.
[21:39] <missedSolstice> Well, everyone but me apparently
[21:39] <unstableEquilibrium> Well, my mom gives me chores to do every day, and she divorced my dad.
[21:39] <unstableEquilibrium> So, that's something?
[21:40] <missedSolstice> That is something
[21:40] <missedSolstice> Full custody, then?
[21:40] <unstableEquilibrium> Yes.
[21:40] <unstableEquilibrium> I haven't seen Dad in years.
[21:40] <operaticTinner> OH SHIIT
[21:40] <operaticTinner> THIIS GUY'S PARENTS WERE MARRIIED
[21:40] <operaticTinner> =:3
[21:40] <unstableEquilibrium> Yes?
[21:40] <unstableEquilibrium> That's usually how parents work.
[21:40] <missedSolstice> You're like a unicorn
[21:41] <missedSolstice> Well, a unicorn with divorced parents
[21:41] <groundedMythologist> For some people I guess
[21:41] <missedSolstice> So maybe not *quite* normal
[21:41] <missedSolstice> But that's still the closest thing to a normal family tree we have in this group, so far as I know
[21:42] <missedSolstice> ... What's the catch?
[21:42] <unstableEquilibrium> (brb)
[21:43] <missedSolstice> inb4 UE's mom dragged him away to beat him with jumped cables for divulging his unicorn ancestry
[21:45] <missedSolstice> Seems like it's almost required at this point
[21:48] <unstableEquilibrium> You could say that, yes.
[21:48] <missedSolstice> Oh you came back
[21:48] <missedSolstice> Didja die?
[21:48] <unstableEquilibrium> Sort of.
[21:49] <unstableEquilibrium> Practicing one of my runs.
[21:49] <unstableEquilibrium> Very few breaks.
[21:49] <missedSolstice> Ah
[21:49] <missedSolstice> Naturally
[21:49] <missedSolstice> But seriously
[21:49] <missedSolstice> What's the catch?
[21:49] <missedSolstice> *Nobody* here has normal family
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[21:51] <unstableEquilibrium> I apologize, for my family is fairly normal.
[21:51] <missedSolstice> Dude
[21:51] <missedSolstice> Weird
[21:51] <missedSolstice> They don't even make you miserable to be around either?
[21:52] <unstableEquilibrium> I don't think so?
[21:53] <missedSolstice> Dude
[21:53] <missedSolstice> *Weird*
[21:54] <unstableEquilibrium> Well, we're Canadian, if that makes us any weirded.
[21:54] <unstableEquilibrium> (Weirder*)
[21:54] <missedSolstice> Nah
[21:54] <missedSolstice> M'already filling that role here
[21:54] <missedSolstice> You can be Scottish instead
[21:55] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, alright.
[21:56] <unstableEquilibrium> Er, I mean.
[21:56] <unstableEquilibrium> Aye, laddie.
[21:56] <missedSolstice> Dude that's so racist
[21:56] <missedSolstice> What is wrong with you?
[21:57] <unstableEquilibrium> My apologies.
[21:57] <missedSolstice> Yeah you better apologize
[21:57] <missedSolstice> Fricking *Canadian*
[21:57] <missedSolstice>  /s, of course
[21:59] <unstableEquilibrium> Ah, of course.
[21:59] <unstableEquilibrium> So, may I ask what makes your parents so abnormal?
[21:59] <missedSolstice> Adopted
[21:59] <missedSolstice> N'Mum's kinda... out there
[21:59] <missedSolstice> She really is nice, though
[22:00] <missedSolstice> Which is apparently a step beyond most of these people who are here but apparently AFK
[22:00] <missedSolstice> No tragic past for me, though
[22:01] <missedSolstice> S'a crying shame, truly it is
[22:04] <unstableEquilibrium> Ah, interesting.
[22:04] <unstableEquilibrium> Did you ever know your birth parents?
[22:05] <missedSolstice> Nah
[22:05] <missedSolstice> Didn't really ever care to look for 'em, either
[22:05] <missedSolstice> Figure if a couple people could produce something as inhumanely vile as myself, they'd have gotten themselves killed long ago
[22:06] <missedSolstice> Very possibly by impaling themselves immediately upon giving birth to me
[22:08] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh.
[22:10] <missedSolstice> Eeyup
[22:10] <missedSolstice> But hey, got Mumsy, so who really cares?
[22:11] <unstableEquilibrium> I guess that's a good attitude to have.
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[22:12] <missedSolstice> Hey, what else'm I gonna do?
[22:13] <unstableEquilibrium> You could try to find your birth parents.
[22:13] <missedSolstice> Nah
[22:14] <unstableEquilibrium> You sure?
[22:14] <missedSolstice> Seems like a lot of effort for some people I don't care about
[22:14] <missedSolstice> M'pretty sure, yeah
[22:15] <unstableEquilibrium> Alright.
[22:16] <missedSolstice> How about you, though?
[22:17] <missedSolstice> No effort to visit your father?
[22:17] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm fairly sure it's illegal for me to.
[22:17] <unstableEquilibrium> Mom was very clear for him never to influence my life in the slightest.
[22:18] <missedSolstice> Ouch
[22:18] <missedSolstice> He was that bad, eh?
[22:18] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, no, he was great.
[22:18] <unstableEquilibrium> I loved him, and still do love him.
[22:18] <unstableEquilibrium> But, Mom didn't.
[22:18] <unstableEquilibrium> And that was what mattered.
[22:18] <missedSolstice> Brutal, man
[22:19] <unstableEquilibrium> Do I get to be part of the messed up family club now?
[22:19] <missedSolstice> Yeah, think so
[22:19] <unstableEquilibrium> Yay!
[22:19] <missedSolstice> Unless anyone else has any objections
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[22:19] <missedSolstice> Which they won't, because they're-
[22:19] <missedSolstice> Yeah, they're all gone
[22:20] <missedSolstice> Welcome to the club, buckaroo
[22:20] <unstableEquilibrium> Whoop de do.
[22:21] <missedSolstice> You get dishes Tuesday and Thursday, try to schedule your mental breakdowns for when they won't conflict with anyone else's
[22:22] <unstableEquilibrium> Understood.
[22:22] <unstableEquilibrium> Any schedule for mental breakdowns?
[22:22] <missedSolstice> Nah, you can pretty much make one up if y'want
[22:22] <unstableEquilibrium> Interesting.
[22:23] <unstableEquilibrium> On a scale of one to ten, with one being never, and ten being constantly, how often are your breakdowns?
[22:23] <missedSolstice> Me personally?
[22:23] <missedSolstice> One
[22:23] <unstableEquilibrium> Alright, noted.
[22:23] <missedSolstice> My mind is basically indestructible
[22:23] <unstableEquilibrium> Interesting.
[22:24] <missedSolstice> Turns out having no self-worth makes you pretty well immune to getting insulted
[22:25] <unstableEquilibrium> Well, don't say that.
[22:25] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm sure you have SOME self worth somewhere.
[22:25] <missedSolstice> Lies and slander
[22:25] <unstableEquilibrium> There's got to be something you're good at.
[22:25] <unstableEquilibrium> Your shipfic?
[22:26] <unstableEquilibrium> The ability to make a virus uploaded to chapter 5364728135167 which could single handedly destroy the internet if uploaded.
[22:26] <missedSolstice> My shipfic is an affront to reality itself, and you know it
[22:27] <missedSolstice> I was trying to write a muffin recipe
[22:27] <unstableEquilibrium> Ah, so your secret recipe was for muffins!
[22:27] <missedSolstice> No, that was a public recipe
[22:27] <missedSolstice> Which is why I put it in the shipfic
[22:27] <missedSolstice> Or... tried to
[22:28] <missedSolstice> I just suck at transcribing recipes into friendfiction
[22:28] <unstableEquilibrium> And instead created a virus capable of destroying the internet.
[22:28] <missedSolstice> Eeyup
[22:28] <unstableEquilibrium> That's something.
[22:28] <unstableEquilibrium> Maybe not something good.
[22:28] <unstableEquilibrium> But, something.
[22:28] <missedSolstice> I suck a *lot* at transcribing recipes into friendfiction
[22:29] <unstableEquilibrium> Well, you're apparently good at created internet destroying death chapters.
[22:29] <missedSolstice> No
[22:29] <missedSolstice> Just bad at not creating them
[22:30] <unstableEquilibrium> Well, if you're bad at everything, then you've got to be bad at not doing a lot of stuff.
[22:30] <unstableEquilibrium> Which means you're probably good at something.
[22:30] <missedSolstice> No, I suck at all that too
[22:30] <missedSolstice> My failure is a universal constant
[22:30] <missedSolstice> It is the definition of truth
[22:30] <unstableEquilibrium> What about failing at failing?
[22:30] <missedSolstice> I fail at even failure
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[22:31] <missedSolstice> It's paradoxical, but I fail at making sense in my own failure
[22:31] <missedSolstice> Later Peebsy
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[22:31] <unstableEquilibrium> And there goes Teebsy.
[22:32] <missedSolstice> A moment of silence
[22:32] <missedSolstice> Okay moment's passed
[22:32] <missedSolstice> You still with us, Tyn?
[22:32] <unstableEquilibrium> They were here when I arrived.
[22:33] <unstableEquilibrium> And then called me a unicorn.
[22:33] <missedSolstice> Right, so she did
[22:34] <unstableEquilibrium> I guess she's gone then.
[22:35] <missedSolstice> A real moment of silence this time
[22:35] <missedSolstice> Tyn's cool, s'give her some respect
[22:36] <missedSolstice> Okay respect is done
[22:36] <unstableEquilibrium> Has the moment passed?
[22:36] <unstableEquilibrium> I guess so.
[22:36] <missedSolstice> Yeah
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[22:36] <missedSolstice> The moment has ceased
[22:36] <unstableEquilibrium> And there she goes.
[22:36] <missedSolstice> As has Tyn's presence with us
[22:36] <missedSolstice> Just you'n me left, UE
[22:37] <unstableEquilibrium> So it seems.
[22:37] <unstableEquilibrium> So, I talked to Zogg the other day.
[22:37] <missedSolstice> Yeah?
[22:37] <unstableEquilibrium> He said something about knowing what I'll do in the future.
[22:37] <missedSolstice> Ah
[22:37] <missedSolstice> You got a prophecy, then?
[22:37] <unstableEquilibrium> I think so.
[22:37] <missedSolstice> Neat
[22:37] <missedSolstice> S'hear it
[22:38] <unstableEquilibrium> Something about things my predecessor has done.
[22:38] <unstableEquilibrium> And about how seven friends and I will understand more on The Day.
[22:39] <missedSolstice> Wanna bet those friends'll be the rest of his eight players?
[22:39] <unstableEquilibrium> I imagine.
[22:39] <unstableEquilibrium> He also said something I found sort of disturbing.
[22:39] <missedSolstice> Yeah?
[22:39] <unstableEquilibrium> There are more universes than Alternia and ours.
[22:40] <unstableEquilibrium> And they come from when predecessors die.
[22:40] <missedSolstice> ... Huh
[22:40] <missedSolstice> Okay
[22:40] <unstableEquilibrium> When a universe dies, it creates a new one, because of the actions of the previous eight chosen ones.
[22:40] <missedSolstice> Ah
[22:40] <missedSolstice> Cyclical time
[22:40] <unstableEquilibrium> Who apparently made their way to "Skaia"
[22:40] <missedSolstice> So those predecessors would be us all in the old universe
[22:40] <missedSolstice> Right, "Skaia's light", I remember that
[22:41] <unstableEquilibrium> Yes, that was the wording he used.
[22:41] <missedSolstice> Okay, so...
[22:42] <unstableEquilibrium> That was essentially it.
[22:42] <missedSolstice> Basically, the universe repeats itself over and over
[22:42] <unstableEquilibrium> After that, he just said "I have matters to attend to on the physical plane."
[22:42] <missedSolstice> Chores
[22:42] <missedSolstice> Obviously
[22:42] <unstableEquilibrium> Of course, but, he always says it that way.
[22:42] <unstableEquilibrium> He never just says "I have to go".
[22:42] <missedSolstice> Yeah
[22:43] <missedSolstice> He really does
[22:43] <unstableEquilibrium> But, what concerns me about that, is what about the next cycle?
[22:43] <unstableEquilibrium> Will all of our children have to go through the same thing?
[22:43] <missedSolstice> What?
[22:43] <unstableEquilibrium> And how can they, if the world is going to end?
[22:44] <unstableEquilibrium> Like he said, our predecessors.
[22:44] <missedSolstice> Dude, you're thinking about *kids*?
[22:44] <unstableEquilibrium> Well...
[22:44] <unstableEquilibrium> Yes.
[22:44] <missedSolstice> What "same thing" would they even go through?
[22:44] <unstableEquilibrium> I don't know.
[22:45] <unstableEquilibrium> Whatever our predecessors went through.
[22:45] <unstableEquilibrium> The last chosen ones.
[22:45] <missedSolstice> Our predecessors were us from the prior reality
[22:45] <missedSolstice> Right?  Like troll ancestors but different
[22:45] <unstableEquilibrium> Do we have those?
[22:45] <missedSolstice> The next layer down will be us again
[22:45] <missedSolstice> I dunno, maybe?  He keeps being vague about stuff
[22:46] <unstableEquilibrium> I've never heard of my ancestor.
[22:46] <missedSolstice> Neither've I, until he brought it up
[22:46] <unstableEquilibrium> It's an interesting point.
[22:46] <unstableEquilibrium> I assumed he was talking about our parents, from how he was asking what letters their names had in them.
[22:47] <missedSolstice> ... Huh
[22:47] <missedSolstice> I guess that makes sense
[22:47] <missedSolstice> So, what, a new universe for every generation?
[22:47] <unstableEquilibrium> I asked if he was talking about Dad, and he said that would be revealed on The Day.
[22:47] <missedSolstice> That's not a no
[22:47] <unstableEquilibrium> Do we even know when the day is?
[22:47] <missedSolstice> Beats me
[22:48] <unstableEquilibrium> Alright, so, current working theory is that humans have ancestors as well, and they went to Skaia's Light to make a new universe.
[22:49] <missedSolstice> Eeyup
[22:49] <missedSolstice> And so now it's our turn
[22:49] <unstableEquilibrium> Fun.
[22:49] <missedSolstice> Which I *guess* makes the screwed up family dynamics sorta make sense now?
[22:50] <missedSolstice> In a vague, stupid way
[22:51] <unstableEquilibrium> I guess.
[22:51] <missedSolstice> This is ridiculous
[22:51] <unstableEquilibrium> Sort of, yeah.
[22:51] <missedSolstice> M'still not convinced Mum isn't pulling some strings to make this happen
[22:52] <unstableEquilibrium> Like how?
[22:52] <missedSolstice> I dunno
[22:52] <missedSolstice> Contacting people, paying them off
[22:52] <unstableEquilibrium> Hire seven people to act as other chosen ones, and one more person as a prophet?
[22:52] <missedSolstice> She has ways, dude
[22:53] <missedSolstice> She has *ways*
[22:53] <unstableEquilibrium> Alright...
[22:53] <missedSolstice> You don't know, man
[22:53] <unstableEquilibrium> I really don't.
[22:54] <missedSolstice> Things get weird
[22:54] <missedSolstice> But whatever, I digress
[22:54] <missedSolstice> Guess we'll see if this is just an elaborate prank, or an ARG, or a doomsday ritual, or whatever
[22:54] <missedSolstice> Que sera sera, right?
[22:55] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm... Sorry?
[22:55] <missedSolstice> Que sera sera
[22:55] <missedSolstice> Whatever will be, will be
[22:55] <unstableEquilibrium> Alright, I guess that's a good attitude to have.
[22:55] <unstableEquilibrium> Sort of.
[22:56] <missedSolstice> Until smolZoggo decides we deserve more info, there's nothing else to work with
[22:56] <unstableEquilibrium> True.
[22:58] <missedSolstice> ... Guess I'm gonna head off pretty quick
[22:58] <missedSolstice> Have you done anything with the others to work out your character?
[22:58] <unstableEquilibrium> To be honest, I haven't talked to anyone other than you and Zogg.
[22:59] <missedSolstice> Y'should
[22:59] <unstableEquilibrium> Remind me who all is playing?
[22:59] <unstableEquilibrium> You, me, MR and SE?
[22:59] <missedSolstice> And OT
[22:59] <unstableEquilibrium> Ah, alright.
[22:59] <missedSolstice> If she can get online
[22:59] <missedSolstice> Which is apparently tough
[23:00] <unstableEquilibrium> Seems like it.
[23:01] <missedSolstice> Mm
[23:01] <missedSolstice> Well, do what you can
[23:01] <missedSolstice> I'm off for now
[23:01] <missedSolstice> I bid thee adieu
[23:01] <unstableEquilibrium> Alright, goodbye Lysander.
[23:02] <missedSolstice> Later Marcus
[23:02]  * missedSolstice has left the memo