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[17:49] <@Chronamut_> I was at the bear bar on the weekened and I told people my bf doesnt like bears
[17:49] <@Chronamut_> and its like their logic circuits in their brains fried
[17:49] <@Chronamut_> they couldn't comprehend how a bear couldn't like other bears
[17:49] <@Chronamut_> I looked at them with pity.
[17:49] <+Keefer> LOL
[17:49] <@Chronamut_> life isn't probrammed like that
[17:50] <@Chronamut_> it isnt (CLASSIFICATION - BEAR - GOES WITH, OTHER BEARS, DOES NOT LIKE, SKINNY MEN)
[17:51] <+Keefer> lol
[17:51] <@Chronamut_> its like when people see him and they're like "you most love it when he fucks you"
[17:51] <@Chronamut_> and im like actually, im the top
[17:51] <@Chronamut_> and theyre like thats not how it works
[17:51] <@Chronamut_> and im like you're an idiot - body type does not determine position.
[17:51] <@Chronamut_> or role
[17:51] <+Keefer> yep
[17:51] <@Chronamut_> people are so primitive it's amazing
[17:53] <@Chronamut_> I need to make more basil garlic mayonnaise
[17:53] <@Chronamut_> 6 leaves of basil, one clove of garlic, one squirt of lemon juice, mash it all up so its all juicy and mix with mayo
[17:53] <@Chronamut_> best spread ever
[17:54] <+Keefer> or its just what they would want. i mean i would love to be topped by richard? thats like the ultimate. a huge powerful guy. thats hot. so naturally its easy to presume he's the top.
[17:54] <+Keefer> ew. i hate mayo. the thought of it makes me gag.
[17:54] <@Chronamut_> I do too
[17:54] <@Chronamut_> but when you combine it with this
[17:54] <+Keefer> no.
[17:54] <@Chronamut_> the matyo taste is completely obliterated
[17:54] <@Chronamut_> *mayo
[17:55] <@Chronamut_> it just becoems creamy and garlicy and basilly
[17:55] <@Chronamut_> its awesome
[17:55] <+Keefer> i bet it would still make me up chuck the boogie. too rich.
[17:55] <+Keefer> yeah gag.
[17:55] <@Chronamut_> richard is kind of my revenge against the bear community
[17:55] <+Keefer> hha
[17:55] <@Chronamut_> because he wont fuck them
[17:55] <@Chronamut_> they cant fuck him
[17:55] <@Chronamut_> and he HATES them
[17:55] <@Chronamut_> and hes with a skinny guy
[17:55] <+Keefer> hes a bearoist.
[17:55] <@Chronamut_> which adds insult to injury
[17:56] <@Chronamut_> yes lol
[17:56] <+Keefer> LMFAO
[17:56] <@Chronamut_> bearsochist
[17:56] <+Keefer> lmfao.
[17:56] <@Chronamut_> bearsogynist
[17:56] <@Chronamut_> every time I talk about bears he goes off on a tirade
[17:56] <@Chronamut_> they don't like him cuz hes a prude
[17:57] <@Chronamut_> so they spread rumours and drama about him
[17:57] <@Chronamut_> they just try to put their hands down his pants and grab him
[17:57] <+Keefer> wtf? where is this?
[17:57] <@Chronamut_> albany ny
[17:57] <+Keefer> bizzare.
[17:57] <@Chronamut_> not really
[17:57] <@Chronamut_> I see that everywhere
[17:58] <@Chronamut_> alpha bear turns people into mindless animal idiots
[17:58] <@Chronamut_> even more so than usual
[17:58] <@Chronamut_> he probably would you too
[17:58] <@Chronamut_> 10:54:25 (Keefer) or its just what they would want. i mean i would love to be topped by richard? thats like the ultimate. a huge powerful guy. thats hot. so naturally its easy to presume he's the top.
[17:58] <+Keefer> sounds like a crowd you should stay away from.
[17:58] <@Chronamut_> dude ALL gay people sound liek a crowd one should stay away from
[17:58] <@Chronamut_> *like
[17:59] <+Keefer> yeah but i didnt presume he was a top just rationalizing it. duh. i wouldnt loose my cool. i can handle a no.
[17:59] <+Keefer> been there done that. with the same situation. hot bears that dont want bears.
[17:59] <+Keefer> it happens. just move on. people are dumb.
[17:59] <@Chronamut_> well in this region they all want bears
[17:59] <@Chronamut_> but apparently EVERYWHERE ELSE they want skinny guys
[17:59] <@Chronamut_> in this magical outside land I am nowhere near
[18:00] <+Keefer> lol
[18:00] <@Chronamut_> i'm gonna start plottign them on a map
[18:00] <@Chronamut_> and I bet it will look like a giant ring around hamilton
[18:01] <@Chronamut_> a faerie ring
[18:01] <@Chronamut_> lol
[18:01] <+Keefer> lol
[18:01] <@Chronamut_> I always seem to attract the older skinny men too
[18:01] <@Chronamut_> andd its like no thanks
[18:01] <+Keefer> ew me too.
[18:03] <+Keefer> old men love me tho because im an old soul. i can talk with older people and connect very easily. plus im naturally flirtatious with everyone and anyone so it always leads to creepy old man interactions.
[18:04] <+Keefer> if your not gonna put me in your will & give me keys to a yacht its gonna be a no old.
[18:04] <@Chronamut_> same here
[18:04] <@Chronamut_> and lol
[18:04] <@Chronamut_> I mean we are all gonna get there eventually I realize
[18:05] <@Chronamut_> but skinny doesn't do it for me
[18:05] <@Chronamut_> heck richard is pushing it age wise for me being 20 years older than me
[18:05] <+Keefer> Lmfao. "sorry andy. hes putting me in his will. im getting a company & a yacht, ill call you when he croaks"
[18:06] <@Chronamut_> hahaha
[18:06] <@Chronamut_> ruchard is broke
[18:06] <@Chronamut_> I am the sugar daddy in our relationship haha
[18:06] <+Keefer> yes. thats why u need to get into someones will & get a yacht.
[18:06] <@Chronamut_> he can have all my millions when I'm dead and my art is suddenly desirable
[18:06] <@Chronamut_> or get enough to have my own yacht
[18:06] <@Chronamut_> keefer will suddenly appear at my door haha
[18:07] <+Keefer> lol!
[18:07] <@Chronamut_> HI SHAWN! I LOVE YOUR YACHT! I mean I LOVE YOU!
[18:08] <+Keefer> you have to be doing pretty well if your in network engineering. when i was doing that at BT i was making a pretty handsome living. not a yacht living but i wasn’t driving a hyndai.
[18:08] <@Chronamut_> I'll see if I can't pull soem strings some other way
[18:08] <@Chronamut_> I did take network engineering in college
[18:08] <@Chronamut_> I could technically go into that
[18:09] <@Chronamut_> but ugh.. everyone has autism in network engineering and is thus boring as fuck to talk to in person
[18:09] <@Chronamut_> no offense freaksy
[18:09] <+Keefer> lol
[18:09] <@Chronamut_> I'd rather enjoy my life creatively
[18:10] <+freaksy> wat
[18:10] <+freaksy> im interesting as fuck
[18:10] <+freaksy> right?
[18:11] <+Keefer> of course.
[18:11] <+freaksy> see
[18:11] <+freaksy> i am interseting
[18:11] <+Keefer> do you have a yacht tho?
[18:11] <@Chronamut_> in person though freaksy?
[18:11] <+freaksy> i have something better
[18:11] <+freaksy> imagination
[18:11] <+freaksy> dude im more than interesting in person
[18:12] <@Chronamut_> well you're not the average autist
[18:12] <@Chronamut_> ARE YOU.
[18:12] <+freaksy> people ether say im quiet
[18:12] <+freaksy> or that i look innocent but im actually disurbing
[18:12] <@Chronamut_> well that doesn't sound interesting at all :P
[18:12] <+Keefer> pfft. this convo is over. if i went after people for imagination i would be in some weird 3 way marriage with connie chung & maury povich.
[18:12] <+freaksy> i am
[18:12] <+freaksy> and im funny
[18:12] <@Chronamut_> weren't you IN a 3 way relationship?
[18:12] <@Chronamut_> how did that go for you lol
[18:13] <+Keefer> it went well. none of us killed eachother.
[18:13] <@Chronamut_> you'll never be as interesting as Keefer, his life could have a movie made off of it
[18:13] <@Chronamut_> heck even a series
[18:13] <+freaksy> b-but i will be
[18:13] <+Keefer> no...thats just sad or horror. not intresting.
[18:13] <@Chronamut_> you don't want a life as "interesting" as keefer's
[18:13] <@Chronamut_> as he said
[18:14] <@Chronamut_> it was a nightmare
[18:14] <@Chronamut_> mine wasn't a walk in the park either
[18:14] <@Chronamut_> but his takes the cake
[18:14] <+freaksy> <:C
[18:14] <@Chronamut_> richard's was on par with keefers
[18:14] <@Chronamut_> poor guy
[18:14] <+freaksy> <:C
[18:14] <@Chronamut_> but it made us better people
[18:14] <+Keefer> eh. i wouldn’t take any of it back. good times.
[18:14] <@Chronamut_> ..eventually.
[18:14] <+Keefer> during too.
[18:15] <@Chronamut_> yeah
[18:15] <@Chronamut_> it made us grow up fast that's for sure.
[18:15] <@Chronamut_> I would take some of it back
[18:15] <@Chronamut_> a lot of the hate I had inside of me
[18:15] <+Keefer> Hell yeah! so pumped that i get to enjoy all the 30's good stuff now.
[18:15] <@Chronamut_> lol
[18:15] <@Chronamut_> this generation annoys me
[18:16] <@Chronamut_> all the obsession of the past
[18:16] <@Chronamut_> none of the substance of the past
[18:16] <+freaksy> my generation?
[18:16] <@Chronamut_> yes
[18:16] <@Chronamut_> or even mine
[18:16] <@Chronamut_> just people living NOW
[18:16] <+freaksy> my generation is shit tbh
[18:16] <@Chronamut_> EVERYONE looks and talks liek a douchebag now
[18:16] <+freaksy> ^
[18:16] <@Chronamut_> sicne when did douchebaggery take over the world
[18:16] <+Keefer> eh. its all the same honestly. its just not were in the roll of hating the current generation. just a little tweaked because there are new fads and new ways of thinking.
[18:17] <@Chronamut_> well one thing is ironically true
[18:17] <@Chronamut_> hipsters today are exactly the same as they were in the 60s
[18:17] <@Chronamut_> even dress the same
[18:17] <@Chronamut_> they have just recycled what they WERE
[18:17] <+freaksy> most people now are twats with "swag"
[18:17] <@Chronamut_> all their attempts of "indivioduality" have just turned them into cultural clones
[18:17] <+freaksy> who take too many selfies
[18:17] <@Chronamut_> *individuality
[18:17] <+Keefer> it always happens. thats why they have the saying. old styles are new styles. it all eventually comes back around a little.
[18:17] <@Chronamut_> yup.
[18:18] <@Chronamut_> also I hate the hipster swoop hair, glasses and facial stubble
[18:18] <@Chronamut_> it makes me want to punch them
[18:18] <@Chronamut_> because I can tell they are a douchebag before they even open their mouth
[18:18] <@Chronamut_> and they never smile
[18:18] <@Chronamut_> EVER.
[18:18] <+freaksy> the gel hair?
[18:18] <+freaksy> i hate that too
[18:18] <+freaksy> everyone at my school has it
[18:19] <+freaksy> it looks shit
[18:19] <@Chronamut_> http://sabotagetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/image-12-480x360.jpg
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[18:19] <@Chronamut_> that
[18:19] <@Chronamut_> http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f6/77/1c/f6771ccb6cd62cbb69b1b841147c7336.jpg
[18:19] <Xyzzy> Title: jpeg (236 x 236)
[18:19] <@Chronamut_> also that ^
[18:19] <+Keefer> lol
[18:19] <+freaksy> NO MORE
[18:19] <+Keefer> the wolf.
[18:19] <+freaksy> god that is what im talking about
[18:19] <@Chronamut_> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/21/article-2427915-1822C9E800000578-410_306x423.jpg
[18:19] <+freaksy> it is so shit
[18:19] <Xyzzy> Title: jpeg (306 x 423)
[18:20] <@Chronamut_> that too
[18:20] <+Keefer> you all copy europe tho. they have been rocking that on this side of the world since i first came over.
[18:20] <+freaksy> and people make fun of MY hair
[18:20] <+freaksy> they have hair like
[18:20] <+freaksy> greasy hats
[18:21] <@Chronamut_> actually they ripped off the 60s
[18:21] <@Chronamut_> and the 30s
[18:21] <@Chronamut_> its all just been recycled
[18:21] <@Chronamut_> over and over
[18:21] <+Keefer> it never stopped over here.
[18:21] <+Keefer> lol
[18:21] <+freaksy>  hate it when chavs i know do it
[18:21] <+freaksy> they think they look "smooth"
[18:21] <+Keefer> hha chavs.
[18:21] <@Chronamut_> oh god
[18:21] <@Chronamut_> http://thefashiontag.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/men-haircut-undercut.jpg?w=610
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[18:21] <@Chronamut_> bottom right
[18:21] <@Chronamut_> is rampant in toronto
[18:21] <+Keefer> lol!!!
[18:21] <@Chronamut_> EVERYWHERE
[18:22] <+freaksy> It's rampant in london
[18:22] <+Keefer> Lmfao.
[18:22] <@Chronamut_> I dunno why but that style ANGERS me
[18:22] <+freaksy> if i see those pics one more time
[18:22] <@Chronamut_> because its so carefully crafted to look douchey
[18:22] <+freaksy> ^
[18:22] <+Keefer> im glad im lazy. i would NEVER want to spend that much time on my hair.
[18:22] <+freaksy> ya know when summer is over im gonna make fun of anyone with that hair
[18:23] <@Chronamut_> I saw a book a couple years ago that detailed all the different types of douchebags
[18:23] <@Chronamut_> I wanted to buy it
[18:23] <+Keefer> lol
[18:23] <@Chronamut_> they were in it
[18:23] <@Chronamut_> along with the hipster hippies with pics of their own face on their shirts
[18:23] <@Chronamut_> those long wifebeater shirts
[18:23] <+freaksy> i hate the people in my area
[18:23] <@Chronamut_> I hate people
[18:23] <@Chronamut_> this never changes
[18:23] <+freaksy> people=shit
[18:23] <@Chronamut_> thus I try my hardest to force myself to interact with people
[18:24] <@Chronamut_> so that they remind of me of the good in them
[18:24] <+freaksy> i dont
[18:24] <@Chronamut_> you'll turn into a hermit otherwise
[18:24] <@Chronamut_> I did
[18:24] <+freaksy> i just cut myself off
[18:24] <@Chronamut_> it wasn't pretty
[18:24] <+Keefer> u just gotta find your bliss and let it go love. its taking up way to much space in your head.
[18:24] <@Chronamut_> I am glad you put off at the end of that
[18:24] <@Chronamut_> richard isnt here yet
[18:24] <@Chronamut_> I sadly can't until he is
[18:25] <@Chronamut_> also I hate when people in happy local relationships say that
[18:25] <@Chronamut_> sure its easy for them to say that - they have someone to go home to
[18:25] <+Keefer> its not about being with someone at all.
[18:25] <@Chronamut_> I have to endlessly suffer to learn some obscure lesson my soul wishes for me to learn apparently
[18:26] <@Chronamut_> probably about being happy on my own - which I am trying to be but people are not letting that happen with their opinions and stupid shit
[18:26] <+Keefer> its about not letting idiot people win by effecting you. why should you be a hermit?
[18:26] <@Chronamut_> because I am tired of being battered by endless stupidity.. one can only weather it so long
[18:27] <@Chronamut_> it's hard to not look at people like inferior children
[18:27] <@Chronamut_> esp. when they act like they do
[18:28] <@Chronamut_> also unfortunately financially I need those people to further my own ends of seeing my man
[18:28] <@Chronamut_> so I have to force myself to interact with the world
[18:29] <@Chronamut_> but really.. nothing would make me happier than to be on some remote island somewhere and just be happy exploring shit
[18:29] <@Chronamut_> cut off from everything
[18:29] <+Keefer> lol
[18:30] <@Chronamut_> becoming spiritual just maxde it worse
[18:30] <@Chronamut_> because now I realize they all have reasons for being stupid
[18:30] <@Chronamut_> and I just have to let them be stupid on their own
[18:30] <@Chronamut_> without letting it affect me somehow
[18:30] <@Chronamut_> like stepping around mines
[18:31] <@Chronamut_> the potato salad thing still pisses me right the fuck off
[18:32] <@Chronamut_> I didn't quite understand the scope of peoples stupidity until that.
[18:32] <+freaksy> potato salad?
[18:32] <+Keefer> ?
[18:32] <@Chronamut_> yes, someone asked for 5 dollars on kickstarter cuz he was making potato salad for the first time
[18:32] <@Chronamut_> last I checked he had over 50,000 dollars pledged to him
[18:33] <@Chronamut_> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad
[18:33] <@Chronamut_> people just want to be mindlessly entertained
[18:35] <@Chronamut_> bbl lunch