Princess Futaba

Princess Alibaba
To the tune of Prince Ali

A TEXT FROM ALIBABA
A MESSAGE FROM FUTABA

Hey! Clear the way in the old Cafe
Hey you!
Let’s meet up
For her Palace today
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to see her room!
Make way!
Here we go!
Ring bells! Let her know!
We’ll save her from her tomb!

Futaba! Ms. Sakura!
She’s Alibaba!
As I expect, no disrespect,
But she’s a NEET!
Now, don’t make too much fuss
Let’s get on the Morgana bus,
We’ll steal her heart and she’ll stop being a hikki!

She is free!
Now our Navi!
Useful Futaba!
Smarter than three Ryuji, if not them all!
She gives us Moral Support
Position Hack for the Hordes
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Her Phantom Thieves!

She’s the best of the Hermit Arcana
Better at games than
Ms. Toriumi
Cuter than Saori Hasegawa
Screw Mitsuo
Fox is nothing though, compared to this young beauty!

Futaba! Sent from above, oh, Alibaba!
What a cutie! With glasses hip
Like Fushimi’s!
Well, go to Akihabara
Try not to get in her bra
But still admire and care for Futaba!

She’s an expert with all new technology!
(He's got that new phone, let's see the new phone)
And the hacking, she does it for free
(It’s so awesome, so awesome!)
She’s so good she outwitted Akechi
(Such an idiot!)
They bow to her skill and then she will
Hack the TVs in Shibuya! Futaba!

Sakura!
It’s Futaba! She’s Alibaba!
She has Prometheus, and I fused Ognyo-ki!
And that, good people, is why she left her room and dropped by
With Treasure Skimmer, Subrecover HP
Her Emergency Shift
And Subrecover SP
With her Mementos Scan, Treasure Reboot, Analysis
And more to come from her love!
Make way for Alibaba!