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- i wanna tell you
- about my dream last night
- so
- i decide
- im gonna go to cali
- and i get in this van
- and head west
- down the highway
- im cruising along
- but getting kinda bored of driving
- so i put it into auto pilot
- and go chill in the back of the van
- anyway while im chilling back there
- i notice theres a bunch of military planes in the sky
- big ones
- like blimps
- big top secret blimps
- developed by the military
- im like woah wtf
- checking em out from the window
- then i see this jet
- flying in
- super low
- and its transporting a cop car
- under the belly of the jet
- and it comes screaming in over the highway
- gets real low
- and drops the cop car off on the raod
- and keeps on flying by
- i was like DAMN
- i think i said that in my dream
- and cop car goes speeding off
- so im thinking
- cop cars, jets, blimps
- some shits about to go down
- maybe i should take the auto pilot off
- and i get up to the front and start manually driving again
- but the road ahead is completely jammed
- piles of cars all held up by something
- so im waiting there watching the blimps fly around
- and they crash into each other
- and come down on the highway ahead of me
- so i get out of my van and go running up to check out the scene
- there was like a crowd there
- but something seemed off about em
- like something wasnt right
- and in the middle of the crowd there was one distinct guy who stood out that everyone seemed to be eye balling
- so i go talk to him
- he introduces himself
- gives me this really firm handshake
- like intimidating almost
- and hes with some girl
- shes super hot
- i guess it was his girlfriend but she seemed worried
- so i introduce myself to her too
- but instead of a handshake i give her a hug
- she grabs on tight like shes afraid of something but shes putting on some fake smile
- and i start to notice
- everyone seems to be afraid of this guy
- im still hugging his girl cuz well shes super hot and its my fkn dream okay?!!?
- the guy comes over and is like OKAY THATS ENOUGH
- so we break it up
- and he starts telling me about how thats his girl
- and shes like YEP IM HIS GIRL ALL RIGHT........
- but she had this tone like she didnt mean what she was saying
- like she was only saying that because she was afraid of him
- so im like oh okay, howd u two meet?
- and the guy starts telling me about how they lived together
- and hes like WELL SHUCKS
- WE'RE ALREADY LIVING TOGETHER, WE MIGHT AS WELL BE DATING!!
- SO WE DECIDED TO START DATING
- and im thinking
- wow this guy must be a creep
- hes intimidating everyone
- and this girl obviously dont wanan be with him
- then i start to realize
- all those military planes that were flying around
- were after him
- cuz hes like some fkn space alien or something
- i confront him on it
- HEY YOU
- ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SPACE ALIEN ???
- and hes like
- YOU GOT ME!
- and he transforms into this giant squid like thing
- meanwhile his girl is sitting there like trying to talk me down and just go along with w/e he says
- and this squid is going fkn nuts
- all these tentacles come out
- and start grabbing people
- and cars
- and these military vehicles start rolling up
- and he grabs them too
- the crowd starts running
- so im like alright ive had enough of this guy, im going back to my van
- so i run back over there
- and theres this group of people hiding in the back of my van
- im like listen ahles, im not taking this van to safety...
- IM TAKING THIS VAN INTO BATTLE
- if you fkrs want out, get out now cuz im not stopping
- i think they were all too shocked to do anything
- that or they didnt speak english
- cuz they just sat there eyes wide open
- too scared to move
- so im like alright w/e i guess ur coming with me
- so i fire up my van and go down to get the attention of that ahle tentacle guy
- he sees me
- and hes pretty pissed at me for coming on to his girl
- so he starts chasing my van
- and i keep cruising down the highway with him chasing me
- im like you know what sounds nice?
- i could go for a drink right now
- so i put the van on autopilot
- to cali
- and go to the back of the van
- and have a drink with the scared possibly mexicans
- and chill until we get to cali
- see i had a plan
- i knew that vito lives in cali
- and he has the power to consume anything and everything he touches if he wants to
- and once it belongs to him
- he does what he wants with it
- so im thinking ill just lead this ahle tentacle guy to vito and he'll destroy it
- so i drive into cali with this ahle guy still chasing me
- he must have been pretty upset about me hugging his girl and all
- cuz he chased me for an entire state
- i get up to vitos apartment
- getting ready to tell him to go destroy this ahle tentacle guy
- and hes not home
- so im like awww rats
- oh well
- guess ill just have to wait until vito gets back
- this tentacles guy is trying to kill me and the military is going crazy trying to fight it off
- and im chilling in vitos apartment
- i notice his cat looks hungry
- so i feed his cat
- anyway i think i got bored in my dream at this point
- cuz i woke up
- i got bored cuz i already knew how it ended
- vito eventually comes home
- kills the ahle tentacle guy
- i steal his hot bobo
- and the scared maybe mexicans turn into hobos and live in my van for the rest of their life too afraid to ever step outside of the van again
- the end
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