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BallsOfFluff

Wake up suprise

Jun 21st, 2012
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  1. >Fluffy is sad because you recently punished it in the sorry box.
  2. >It's feeling unloved.
  3. >"Pwease daddy! Wet fwuffy sweep wif daddy? Fwuffy wuv you!"
  4. >"You know the rules. You sleep in you're bed in the safe room."
  5. >"Pwease... Fwuffy no wan awone."
  6. >Try to persuade it to sleep in its own bed.
  7. "Oh, come on, you like your bed. All those pretty blankets! So soft and warm!"
  8. >"Wawm... wike fwuffy bed. But WUV daddy bed! Pwease? Onwy one time."
  9. "Ugh... okaaayyyy... fine! But only for tonight."
  10. >"Yay! Fwuffy wuv you daddy! Gif huggies!"
  11. >Go to bed with fluffy in tow.
  12. >You would prefer it stay on the other side of the bed, but it's insistent on cuddling.
  13. >Still, the fluff is comfortable, and you quickly fall asleep.
  14. >Wake up. Smell Thanksgiving dinner in the kitchen.
  15. >Walk downstairs.
  16. "Mmmm that smells delcious Mom!"
  17. >The whole family is there to greet you.
  18. >"Finally you woke up. Now we can eat!" Dad says with relief.
  19. >He grabs the carving knife and moves toward the turkey.
  20. "Oh please, dad. Let me do the carving. You just sit back and relax."
  21. >They're guests, they shouldn't need to do that.
  22. >Begin carving.
  23. >Make cuts into the legs and wings.
  24. >Nothing seems to want to come off.
  25. >You end up having to use your hands to twist each limb off the turkey.
  26. "Dang. They just didn't want to let go haha!"
  27. >Look down, you're hands are covered in blood.
  28. >The smoke alarm goes off, its hurting your ears it's so loud.
  29. "What the hell??"
  30. >Everything starts to go blurry.
  31. >You wake up.
  32. >Back in your room.
  33. >Check the clock, it's only 3:15, the alarm hasn't gone off.
  34. >There's still blood on your hands though.
  35. >Start to freak out.
  36. >Wait a minute, where's your fluffy?
  37. >Panic even more.
  38. >Pat your hands around the bed, lift up blankets and sheets looking for it.
  39. >You see a wad of blankets shivering at the end of your bed.
  40. >Hear sobbing.
  41. >Finally lift up the complex mesh of blankets.
  42. "OH MY GOD?!"
  43. >"Pwease! No huwt fwuffy! Fwuffy sowwy!"
  44. >Fluffy is laying there caked in blood, its legs are all missing.
  45. "What the hell happened?!"
  46. >"Da-daddy... take weggies... fwu-fwuffy yeww make daddy s-s-stop... daddy no stop. Miss weggies...pwease gif weggies back?"
  47. >You must have acted out your dream on the fluffy, pulling and twisting off its legs one at a time.
  48. >The smoke alarm was the yelling of your fluffy pleading for you to stop.
  49. "I'm so sorry!! Here let daddy make you better!"
  50. >"Fwuffy no wan sweep wif daddy no mo'..."
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