Bandit's Fruit [bluey][nsfw][no]

As I begin my R34-fueled, sleep-deprived, low-effort escapade, I casually walk out of my stank ass bedroom (I really need to use some air spray in there, jesus fucking christ) and to my surprise, this absolute unit of an anthropomorphic blue heeler is fucking standing out here in purple underpants with his back turned against me.
Suddenly, I notice him turning around to face me, a mischievous look painting his furry face.
"Oh, hello there," he said to me. "I didn't see you come out, sleepyhead."
"I wasn't even asleep to be honest, I was just chilling out in my room." I shot back at him with a glazed expression. I take a moment to stretch a little while I continue to just stare out past Bandit's form.
"See anything you'd like this afternoon?" he asked as he seems to bring his hands down to tug down on his garments.
I simply shrugged in response.
He smirked even wider, his eyes darting all over me as I continue to lazily stand there opposite of him. "Huh, you're a tough egg to crack, I see."
I shrugged again. "I guess, man."
"Well," he stated. "guess I'm gonna have to do this real quick."
He slowly starts to pull his purple pants down a little, revealing... something.
look man im too tired to even keep doing this shit
He pulls them down and shows his unsheathed knotted heeler dick. Ijaswdefrtjh9e34rIM NOT WRITING SMUT OF YOUR DAD GET OFF MY COMPUTER
He continues to look at me with that sly expression. "Well, mate?"
so I get up behind him and remove my pants, uncovering my own willie. (lmao boner retardant yeet yeet peanut dead meme man)
Bandit goes ahead and reaches behind himself to grasp at my throbbing cock, groaning in pleasure as he hears it make a loud cackle as he squeezes its neck. He wraps his fluffy tail around my waist as I align my dick with his ass. I may as well put my other hand to good use, so I reach around to grab him by the knot and start rubbing it.
As he begins to moan in manly pleasure, I push myself in through his tailhole and start thrusting ever so slightly.
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As I come to a climax, I firmly grasp his dick ever so until we both start to cum at the same time.
Then as soon as I pull out a few minutes later, we both continue to gasp for air.
In between inhales and exhales, he leans back to whisper "Please don't let Chilli or the kids know about this, okay?"