Slappy- Nosebleed

 Vinny cried out and staggered back, blinking in pain. He grabbed his nose. “Hey—you gave me a nosebleed!”

  “I’ve got one, too!” the dummy screeched. “Look!”

  Slappy tilted his head back—and a thick stream of bright green goo came shooting from his nostrils. The dummy turned his head and shot a powerful wave of goo over Vinny.

  Vinny tried to squirm away. Too late. The thick, lumpy liquid splashed over his head, down his face, and down the front of his shirt. “It’s hot!” Vinny shrieked. “Owwww. It’s boiling hot.”

  Slappy giggled again and, keeping his head tilted back, kept spraying disgusting goo on Vinny.

  “It stinks!” Vinny wailed, thrashing his arms as the liquid poured over him, dropping to his knees. “And it’s burning me! Help! It’s burning me! Don’t just stand there. Help me!”

-Slappy Birthday to You, chapter 20