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- 11:19 Dqxb_: Hey adryenz
- 11:19 Mod Adryenz: h-hey
- 11:19 Dqxb_: hi
- 11:19 Mod Adryenz: h-how are y-you
- 11:19 Dqxb_: could you like, come over to my place tonight, and uhm
- » like... make up my bed?
- » I'm kinda tired.
- 11:20 Mod Adryenz: s-sure
- 11:20 Dqxb_: We can fuck after, np.
- 11:20 Mod Adryenz: oh cool
- » should i even bring clothes
- 11:20 Dqxb_: Or snuggle
- 11:20 Mod Adryenz: snuggle then fuck right before sleep
- 11:20 Dqxb_: Meh, whatever you're comfortable with
- » I like snuggle after
- 11:20 Mod Adryenz: its up to you boo
- 11:21 Dqxb_: bb we neVaR bReAkInG apArT
- 11:22 Mod Adryenz: might even have to use the chains
- »
- 11:22 Dqxb_: If that's what you're into hun
- 11:22 Mod Adryenz: oh bb you know how i like to roll
- » crazy n dirty
- 11:23 Dqxb_: oh you
- 11:23 Mod Adryenz: oh yea
- 11:24 Dqxb_: http://www.cloudspace.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/OH-YEAH.jpeg
- 11:24 Mod Adryenz: i love me some kool aid
- 11:24 Dqxb_: Just punch me in the bladder a few times and it's free
- 11:25 Mod Adryenz: i love your "homemade" kool aid
- 11:25 Dqxb_: oh-yeah.jpeg
- » Why in chat? we'll do it live
- 11:25 Mod Adryenz: just mute josh and talk over his stream
- 11:26 Dqxb_: in mumble or TS or whatever
- 11:26 Mod Adryenz: "he just got WR but who gives a fuck im naked"
- 11:26 Dqxb_: i strim on cam
- 11:26 Mod Adryenz: Can you explain this glitch? "its mainly used for speedrunning n shit"
- 11:26 Dqxb_: "mash scrollwheel" for every explanation
- 11:27 Mod Adryenz: and i promise you josh
- » you would get like 100 viewers when it happens
- 11:27 Dqxb_: I could talk non-sense for 24h easily
- » I'm so full of shit anyway
- » literally or metophorically
- 11:27 Mod Adryenz: dont worry ill help you empty that shit
- » literally and metaphorically
- 11:27 Dqxb_: aight
- » So you're saying my dream is coming true
- » Sunshine will finally go there.
- 11:28 Mod Adryenz: yes.
- 11:28 Dqxb_: I'm shitting tears atm.
- 11:28 Mod Adryenz: dont worry
- 11:28 Moobot: + You're watching Toxijuice play Final Fantasy XIV Online: A Realm Reborn, for more information check the description below. !Commands for more commands. Don't forget to follow the stream!
- 11:28 Mod Adryenz: i wont stop
- 11:28 Dqxb_: Everything goes through my anus anyway.
- 11:28 Mod Adryenz: including my toungue
- 11:29 Dqxb_: That was hot.
- 11:29 Mod Adryenz: oh you dont know how hot it was
- 11:29 Dqxb_: I don't like, about 37.5C?
- 11:29 Mod Adryenz: exactly
- » you did know
- 11:29 Dqxb_: Nice.
- » Just a diffucult random guess.
- 11:30 Mod Adryenz: yea i can see it
- » i can feel it too
- 11:30 Dqxb_: Really? Am I spreading far enough?
- » It's right there.
- 11:30 Mod Adryenz: you gotta put your all into it
- 11:30 Dqxb_: Don't be scared to push, I can take a few extra inches.
- 11:30 Mod Adryenz: dont worry, im literally putting my all into it
- 11:30 Dqxb_: Do it.
- 11:31 Mod Adryenz: its there
- 11:31 Dqxb_: I feel it
- 11:31 Mod Adryenz: oh so do i
- 11:31 Dqxb_: Okay, now the other tire
- 11:31 Mod Adryenz: what
- 11:31 Dqxb_: This car has to be done by tomorrow
- 11:31 Host ToxiJuice: viewers
- 11:31 Mod ToxiBot: There are currently 8 active viewers: toxibot adryenz moobot toxikitten toxijuice dqxb_ drkabob thepaprikakiller
- 11:31 Mod Adryenz: oh um yea
- 11:31 Dqxb_: Why are your pants down
- 11:31 Mod Adryenz: um
- » soz
- » bad habits
- 11:32 Dqxb_: It's a bit messy, I could clean it up
- 11:32 Mod Adryenz: wh-why is your shirt off
- 11:32 Dqxb_: I don't know, exaggerating my complaints of workspace temperatures
- 11:32 Mod Adryenz: Oh, ok
- » Thats the reason for my pants being off....
- 11:33 Dqxb_: You should feel my chest, it's so soft
- » I mean wet
- » I mean sweaty.
- 11:33 Mod Adryenz: O-okay
- 11:33 Dqxb_: I mean smooth.
- 11:33 Mod Adryenz: it feels great
- 11:33 Dqxb_: Yeah?
- 11:33 Mod Adryenz: you should flex
- 11:33 Dqxb_: I can't, vietnam y'know.
- 11:33 Mod Adryenz: yea....
- » do you workout?
- 11:33 Dqxb_: I only lift sometimes
- 11:34 Mod Adryenz: ah
- 11:34 Dqxb_: Y'know, to actually be able to say yes to those people on the internet
- » Feels good
- 11:34 Mod Adryenz: y-yea
- » i bet it d-does
- 11:34 Dqxb_: You should feel my stomach aswell, it's even smoother
- 11:35 Mod Adryenz: oh man
- » it is
- 11:35 Dqxb_: That's too low
- » But it's okay
- 11:35 Mod Adryenz: oh sorry
- » i just feels really nice
- 11:35 Dqxb_: No no, keep going, you were doing a circle motion or something
- 11:35 Mod Adryenz: yea like this
- 11:35 Dqxb_: Oh yeah, that really gets the tiles clean
- 11:35 Adryenz: how does that feel
- 11:35 Dqxb_: Amazing, im so happy you came here
- 11:36 Adryenz: Y-yea it does.
- » It is my job after all
- 11:36 Dqxb_: You're the plumber right?
- 11:36 Adryenz: y-yea
- 11:36 Dqxb_: I ordered pizza too, if you want to .. join in.
- » On the house
- 11:36 Adryenz: i wouldnt mind that at all
- » pizza sounds great
- 11:37 Dqxb_: I hope your not vegan, theres alot of meat
- 11:37 Adryenz: oh dont worry i like meat
- 11:37 Dqxb_: dont be afraid to stuff yourself
- » feel at home.
- 11:37 Adryenz: o-okay man
- » if you want me to fill my mouth i will
- » with the pizza, of course
- 11:38 Dqxb_: yeah, absolutely.
- » Im sure you can get more in there
- 11:38 Adryenz: you think
- 11:38 Dqxb_: try sticking out your tongue.
- 11:39 Adryenz: okay, like this?
- 11:39 Dqxb_: Yeah, i'll put some sauce on there so it slides easily down.
- 11:39 Adryenz: oh yeah get some of that sauce in there
- 11:39 Dqxb_: can you help? I think it's stuck
- » like, shake it or something
- 11:40 Adryenz: okay ill try
- 11:40 Dqxb_: just a bit harder
- 11:40 Adryenz: im shoving it
- 11:40 Dqxb_: how does that feel?
- 11:40 Adryenz: great
- » taste wonderful
- 11:40 Dqxb_: I heard the sauce can be a bit salty from this parlor sometimes
- 11:41 Adryenz: oh dude its fine, i like salty stuff
- 11:41 Dqxb_: nice, I like your style, that tie totally fits your socks
- 11:41 Adryenz: thanks man
- » for a plumber i like to keep myself tidy
- 11:41 Dqxb_: eye for detail huh
- 11:41 Adryenz: yea
- 11:41 Dqxb_: talking about detail, should we record in 1080p or just 720p?
- 11:42 Adryenz: 720
- » less resources being used at nearly same quality
- 11:42 Dqxb_: alright, just to never forget this moment again.
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