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  1. 11:19 Dqxb_: Hey adryenz
  2. 11:19 Mod Adryenz: h-hey
  3. 11:19 Dqxb_: hi
  4. 11:19 Mod Adryenz: h-how are y-you
  5. 11:19 Dqxb_: could you like, come over to my place tonight, and uhm
  6. » like... make up my bed?
  7. » I'm kinda tired.
  8. 11:20 Mod Adryenz: s-sure
  9. 11:20 Dqxb_: We can fuck after, np.
  10. 11:20 Mod Adryenz: oh cool
  11. » should i even bring clothes
  12. 11:20 Dqxb_: Or snuggle
  13. 11:20 Mod Adryenz: snuggle then fuck right before sleep
  14. 11:20 Dqxb_: Meh, whatever you're comfortable with
  15. » I like snuggle after
  16. 11:20 Mod Adryenz: its up to you boo
  17. 11:21 Dqxb_: bb we neVaR bReAkInG apArT
  18. 11:22 Mod Adryenz: might even have to use the chains
  19. »
  20. 11:22 Dqxb_: If that's what you're into hun
  21. 11:22 Mod Adryenz: oh bb you know how i like to roll
  22. » crazy n dirty
  23. 11:23 Dqxb_: oh you
  24. 11:23 Mod Adryenz: oh yea
  25. 11:24 Dqxb_: http://www.cloudspace.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/OH-YEAH.jpeg
  26. 11:24 Mod Adryenz: i love me some kool aid
  27. 11:24 Dqxb_: Just punch me in the bladder a few times and it's free
  28. 11:25 Mod Adryenz: i love your "homemade" kool aid
  29. 11:25 Dqxb_: oh-yeah.jpeg
  30. » Why in chat? we'll do it live
  31. 11:25 Mod Adryenz: just mute josh and talk over his stream
  32. 11:26 Dqxb_: in mumble or TS or whatever
  33. 11:26 Mod Adryenz: "he just got WR but who gives a fuck im naked"
  34. 11:26 Dqxb_: i strim on cam
  35. 11:26 Mod Adryenz: Can you explain this glitch? "its mainly used for speedrunning n shit"
  36. 11:26 Dqxb_: "mash scrollwheel" for every explanation
  37. 11:27 Mod Adryenz: and i promise you josh
  38. » you would get like 100 viewers when it happens
  39. 11:27 Dqxb_: I could talk non-sense for 24h easily
  40. » I'm so full of shit anyway
  41. » literally or metophorically
  42. 11:27 Mod Adryenz: dont worry ill help you empty that shit
  43. » literally and metaphorically
  44. 11:27 Dqxb_: aight
  45. » So you're saying my dream is coming true
  46. » Sunshine will finally go there.
  47. 11:28 Mod Adryenz: yes.
  48. 11:28 Dqxb_: I'm shitting tears atm.
  49. 11:28 Mod Adryenz: dont worry
  50. 11:28 Moobot: + You're watching Toxijuice play Final Fantasy XIV Online: A Realm Reborn, for more information check the description below. !Commands for more commands. Don't forget to follow the stream!
  51. 11:28 Mod Adryenz: i wont stop
  52. 11:28 Dqxb_: Everything goes through my anus anyway.
  53. 11:28 Mod Adryenz: including my toungue
  54. 11:29 Dqxb_: That was hot.
  55. 11:29 Mod Adryenz: oh you dont know how hot it was
  56. 11:29 Dqxb_: I don't like, about 37.5C?
  57. 11:29 Mod Adryenz: exactly
  58. » you did know
  59. 11:29 Dqxb_: Nice.
  60. » Just a diffucult random guess.
  61. 11:30 Mod Adryenz: yea i can see it
  62. » i can feel it too
  63. 11:30 Dqxb_: Really? Am I spreading far enough?
  64. » It's right there.
  65. 11:30 Mod Adryenz: you gotta put your all into it
  66. 11:30 Dqxb_: Don't be scared to push, I can take a few extra inches.
  67. 11:30 Mod Adryenz: dont worry, im literally putting my all into it
  68. 11:30 Dqxb_: Do it.
  69. 11:31 Mod Adryenz: its there
  70. 11:31 Dqxb_: I feel it
  71. 11:31 Mod Adryenz: oh so do i
  72. 11:31 Dqxb_: Okay, now the other tire
  73. 11:31 Mod Adryenz: what
  74. 11:31 Dqxb_: This car has to be done by tomorrow
  75. 11:31 Host ToxiJuice: viewers
  76. 11:31 Mod ToxiBot: There are currently 8 active viewers: toxibot adryenz moobot toxikitten toxijuice dqxb_ drkabob thepaprikakiller
  77. 11:31 Mod Adryenz: oh um yea
  78. 11:31 Dqxb_: Why are your pants down
  79. 11:31 Mod Adryenz: um
  80. » soz
  81. » bad habits
  82. 11:32 Dqxb_: It's a bit messy, I could clean it up
  83. 11:32 Mod Adryenz: wh-why is your shirt off
  84. 11:32 Dqxb_: I don't know, exaggerating my complaints of workspace temperatures
  85. 11:32 Mod Adryenz: Oh, ok
  86. » Thats the reason for my pants being off....
  87. 11:33 Dqxb_: You should feel my chest, it's so soft
  88. » I mean wet
  89. » I mean sweaty.
  90. 11:33 Mod Adryenz: O-okay
  91. 11:33 Dqxb_: I mean smooth.
  92. 11:33 Mod Adryenz: it feels great
  93. 11:33 Dqxb_: Yeah?
  94. 11:33 Mod Adryenz: you should flex
  95. 11:33 Dqxb_: I can't, vietnam y'know.
  96. 11:33 Mod Adryenz: yea....
  97. » do you workout?
  98. 11:33 Dqxb_: I only lift sometimes
  99. 11:34 Mod Adryenz: ah
  100. 11:34 Dqxb_: Y'know, to actually be able to say yes to those people on the internet
  101. » Feels good
  102. 11:34 Mod Adryenz: y-yea
  103. » i bet it d-does
  104. 11:34 Dqxb_: You should feel my stomach aswell, it's even smoother
  105. 11:35 Mod Adryenz: oh man
  106. » it is
  107. 11:35 Dqxb_: That's too low
  108. » But it's okay
  109. 11:35 Mod Adryenz: oh sorry
  110. » i just feels really nice
  111. 11:35 Dqxb_: No no, keep going, you were doing a circle motion or something
  112. 11:35 Mod Adryenz: yea like this
  113. 11:35 Dqxb_: Oh yeah, that really gets the tiles clean
  114. 11:35 Adryenz: how does that feel
  115. 11:35 Dqxb_: Amazing, im so happy you came here
  116. 11:36 Adryenz: Y-yea it does.
  117. » It is my job after all
  118. 11:36 Dqxb_: You're the plumber right?
  119. 11:36 Adryenz: y-yea
  120. 11:36 Dqxb_: I ordered pizza too, if you want to .. join in.
  121. » On the house
  122. 11:36 Adryenz: i wouldnt mind that at all
  123. » pizza sounds great
  124. 11:37 Dqxb_: I hope your not vegan, theres alot of meat
  125. 11:37 Adryenz: oh dont worry i like meat
  126. 11:37 Dqxb_: dont be afraid to stuff yourself
  127. » feel at home.
  128. 11:37 Adryenz: o-okay man
  129. » if you want me to fill my mouth i will
  130. » with the pizza, of course
  131. 11:38 Dqxb_: yeah, absolutely.
  132. » Im sure you can get more in there
  133. 11:38 Adryenz: you think
  134. 11:38 Dqxb_: try sticking out your tongue.
  135. 11:39 Adryenz: okay, like this?
  136. 11:39 Dqxb_: Yeah, i'll put some sauce on there so it slides easily down.
  137. 11:39 Adryenz: oh yeah get some of that sauce in there
  138. 11:39 Dqxb_: can you help? I think it's stuck
  139. » like, shake it or something
  140. 11:40 Adryenz: okay ill try
  141. 11:40 Dqxb_: just a bit harder
  142. 11:40 Adryenz: im shoving it
  143. 11:40 Dqxb_: how does that feel?
  144. 11:40 Adryenz: great
  145. » taste wonderful
  146. 11:40 Dqxb_: I heard the sauce can be a bit salty from this parlor sometimes
  147. 11:41 Adryenz: oh dude its fine, i like salty stuff
  148. 11:41 Dqxb_: nice, I like your style, that tie totally fits your socks
  149. 11:41 Adryenz: thanks man
  150. » for a plumber i like to keep myself tidy
  151. 11:41 Dqxb_: eye for detail huh
  152. 11:41 Adryenz: yea
  153. 11:41 Dqxb_: talking about detail, should we record in 1080p or just 720p?
  154. 11:42 Adryenz: 720
  155. » less resources being used at nearly same quality
  156. 11:42 Dqxb_: alright, just to never forget this moment again.
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