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- >you've been trying for about two weeks now
- >she's learned to take incredibly slow steps, but steps nonetheless
- >the doctor told you that she should be walking just fine when her wings heal
- >it's mostly a placebo, seeing as how she's always complaining about her wings
- >you two practice walking all day long
- >you've made a game that for every step she takes, you take five spaghetti noodles
- >the more steps, the more spaghetti
- >but today she's not really into it
- >"Derpy, what's wrong?"
- >"No wan sketties. Too many sketties."
- >a fluffy doesn't want spaghetti?
- >this is new to you
- >"Well, I can get you something else, if you want."
- >"you go and raid the kitchen, taking her with you
- >"Alright, how about...vegetables?"
- >"Eww! Dewpy no wike vewetaweble!"
- >you'll have to teach her how to say 'vegetable' later
- >you turn to the cupboard
- >"How about some graham crackers?"
- >"Gwam cwacka?
- >"Oh, do you like the sound of that?"
- >she gives a confused nod
- >you grab an elephant shaped one and hold it in front of her face
- >she takes the whole thing and stuffs it in her mouth
- >and tries to swallow it whole
- >she starts choking
- >"Oh, fuck! Spit that shit out, Derpy!"
- >she just gurgles
- >you're not letting her die today
- >you reach around and start compressing her stomach in a sort of Heimlich Maneuver
- >she's still choking
- >you feel for her throat and start frantically running your fingers up it in an awkward attempt to push it out
- >it moves a bit, but it's still blocking her airways
- >fuck this
- >you spin around and stuff your fingers down her throat
- >she starts flailing, but you hold her steady
- >you grab the cracker and pull that bastard out
- >your hand, the cracker, and your kitchen table are now covered with saliva
- >you throw out the cracker and scrub everything down
- >you head over to Derpy, whose tears are filling her eyes
- >she's shaking uncontrollably
- >"Hey, are you alright?"
- >nothing
- >"Derpy?"
- >you lean down to check on her, but she runs across the counter, screaming bloody murder
- >"Derpy!"
- >she's facing the wall, murmuring and crying to herself
- >you walk up and poke her
- >she screams again
- >she's stopped screaming and is now talking at the speed of light
- >"Nodaddehnodon'thewtDewpyDewpyisgoodfwuffyDewpywuvsdaddehpweasenohewt"
- >oh shit, is she having flashbacks?
- >"Woah, Derpy. Calm down. It's okay."
- >she's still saying the exact same thing, but slower now
- >her words are interrupted by her sobs
- >you pick her up and hug her
- >"I'm not like your old daddy. I'm not going to hurt you."
- >she cries into your shoulder, only stopping to catch her breath
- >"I love you too much to hurt you, Derpy."
- >the cries slowly stop, and she hugs you tightly
- >"Dewpy wuv new daddeh bettew den owd daddeh."
- >"Yeah, he was a real asshole, wasn't he."
- >Derpy laughs
- >"Asshowe funneh wood."
- >"Don't say that. Only daddy can say that word."
- >"Why?"
- >you set her down on the counter
- >"Because I said so. Now, are you still hungry?"
- >"A widdle bit..."
- >you rummage through the kitchen, trying to find something that won't kill her
- >she'd choke on bubblegum, apples would be too solid, pre-made cookies are far too crunchy and making them right takes a lot of time
- >wait a second
- >a bag of plain muffin mix
- >they're chewy and don't take to long to make
- >you'd give her one full muffin for completing daily training
- >this is perfect
- >"Derpy, how do muffins sound?"
- >her eyes light right up
- >"Muffehs?"
- >"Yes, muffins."
- >"Dewpy wan eat muffehs!"
- >you bust out all the ingredients, and Derpy helps you out
- >she's not very good at baking, though
- >she spilt the flour more times than you can count, and three eggs were lost to the floor
- >when the muffins are finally done, Derpy looks at you with the happiest face you've seen in a long time
- >you slap on the oven mitts and take them out
- >of course, she tries to eat them as soon as you set them down
- >"Ouchies! Meanie muffeh hewt Dewpy!"
- >"Derpy, just let them cool down. You can eat them after we try to walk."
- >she looks sadly at the muffins, but she agrees to train
- >you watch as she tries harder than ever before to walk
- >she's able to cross the entire living room in about five minutes
- >that used to be how long it took her to take a few steps
- >well, you've learned that muffins are an excellent motivator
- >"Derpy, I think the muffins are ready to eat now."
- >she looks up at you and beams
- >you pick her up and sit her down on the counter again
- >you get her little food dish and place the muffin inside
- >you decide to take off the wrapper before she eats that, too
- >she finishes the muffin in no time, and she's getting a bit tired from all of the effort she put into walking
- >you take her upstairs and tuck her into bed
- >note to self: purchase more muffin mix
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