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Fluffy Derpy: Chapter 2

May 31st, 2012
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  1. >you've been trying for about two weeks now
  2. >she's learned to take incredibly slow steps, but steps nonetheless
  3. >the doctor told you that she should be walking just fine when her wings heal
  4. >it's mostly a placebo, seeing as how she's always complaining about her wings
  5. >you two practice walking all day long
  6. >you've made a game that for every step she takes, you take five spaghetti noodles
  7. >the more steps, the more spaghetti
  8. >but today she's not really into it
  9. >"Derpy, what's wrong?"
  10. >"No wan sketties. Too many sketties."
  11. >a fluffy doesn't want spaghetti?
  12. >this is new to you
  13. >"Well, I can get you something else, if you want."
  14. >"you go and raid the kitchen, taking her with you
  15. >"Alright, how about...vegetables?"
  16. >"Eww! Dewpy no wike vewetaweble!"
  17. >you'll have to teach her how to say 'vegetable' later
  18. >you turn to the cupboard
  19. >"How about some graham crackers?"
  20. >"Gwam cwacka?
  21. >"Oh, do you like the sound of that?"
  22. >she gives a confused nod
  23. >you grab an elephant shaped one and hold it in front of her face
  24. >she takes the whole thing and stuffs it in her mouth
  25. >and tries to swallow it whole
  26. >she starts choking
  27. >"Oh, fuck! Spit that shit out, Derpy!"
  28. >she just gurgles
  29. >you're not letting her die today
  30. >you reach around and start compressing her stomach in a sort of Heimlich Maneuver
  31. >she's still choking
  32. >you feel for her throat and start frantically running your fingers up it in an awkward attempt to push it out
  33. >it moves a bit, but it's still blocking her airways
  34. >fuck this
  35. >you spin around and stuff your fingers down her throat
  36. >she starts flailing, but you hold her steady
  37. >you grab the cracker and pull that bastard out
  38. >your hand, the cracker, and your kitchen table are now covered with saliva
  39. >you throw out the cracker and scrub everything down
  40. >you head over to Derpy, whose tears are filling her eyes
  41. >she's shaking uncontrollably
  42. >"Hey, are you alright?"
  43. >nothing
  44. >"Derpy?"
  45. >you lean down to check on her, but she runs across the counter, screaming bloody murder
  46. >"Derpy!"
  47. >she's facing the wall, murmuring and crying to herself
  48. >you walk up and poke her
  49. >she screams again
  50. >she's stopped screaming and is now talking at the speed of light
  51. >"Nodaddehnodon'thewtDewpyDewpyisgoodfwuffyDewpywuvsdaddehpweasenohewt"
  52. >oh shit, is she having flashbacks?
  53. >"Woah, Derpy. Calm down. It's okay."
  54. >she's still saying the exact same thing, but slower now
  55. >her words are interrupted by her sobs
  56. >you pick her up and hug her
  57. >"I'm not like your old daddy. I'm not going to hurt you."
  58. >she cries into your shoulder, only stopping to catch her breath
  59. >"I love you too much to hurt you, Derpy."
  60. >the cries slowly stop, and she hugs you tightly
  61. >"Dewpy wuv new daddeh bettew den owd daddeh."
  62. >"Yeah, he was a real asshole, wasn't he."
  63. >Derpy laughs
  64. >"Asshowe funneh wood."
  65. >"Don't say that. Only daddy can say that word."
  66. >"Why?"
  67. >you set her down on the counter
  68. >"Because I said so. Now, are you still hungry?"
  69. >"A widdle bit..."
  70. >you rummage through the kitchen, trying to find something that won't kill her
  71. >she'd choke on bubblegum, apples would be too solid, pre-made cookies are far too crunchy and making them right takes a lot of time
  72. >wait a second
  73. >a bag of plain muffin mix
  74. >they're chewy and don't take to long to make
  75. >you'd give her one full muffin for completing daily training
  76. >this is perfect
  77. >"Derpy, how do muffins sound?"
  78. >her eyes light right up
  79. >"Muffehs?"
  80. >"Yes, muffins."
  81. >"Dewpy wan eat muffehs!"
  82. >you bust out all the ingredients, and Derpy helps you out
  83. >she's not very good at baking, though
  84. >she spilt the flour more times than you can count, and three eggs were lost to the floor
  85. >when the muffins are finally done, Derpy looks at you with the happiest face you've seen in a long time
  86. >you slap on the oven mitts and take them out
  87. >of course, she tries to eat them as soon as you set them down
  88. >"Ouchies! Meanie muffeh hewt Dewpy!"
  89. >"Derpy, just let them cool down. You can eat them after we try to walk."
  90. >she looks sadly at the muffins, but she agrees to train
  91. >you watch as she tries harder than ever before to walk
  92. >she's able to cross the entire living room in about five minutes
  93. >that used to be how long it took her to take a few steps
  94. >well, you've learned that muffins are an excellent motivator
  95. >"Derpy, I think the muffins are ready to eat now."
  96. >she looks up at you and beams
  97. >you pick her up and sit her down on the counter again
  98. >you get her little food dish and place the muffin inside
  99. >you decide to take off the wrapper before she eats that, too
  100. >she finishes the muffin in no time, and she's getting a bit tired from all of the effort she put into walking
  101. >you take her upstairs and tuck her into bed
  102. >note to self: purchase more muffin mix
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