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  1. [01:28] -- kittyPulverizer [KP] began pestering gamingFashionista [GF] at 13:28 --
  2. [01:29] KP: yo soraista
  3. [01:29] GF: Hey Milarizer!
  4. [01:30] KP: ok i got the game right here bro are you ready to do this
  5. [01:30] KP: dive into the throat of the game and pulverize its tender heart
  6. [01:30] GF: I am so ready to do this.
  7. [01:30] GF: I got my pulverising fan right here, sister.
  8. [01:31] KP: downloading in three
  9. [01:31] KP: two
  10. [01:31] KP: one
  11. [01:31] KP: bam baby
  12. [01:31] KP: ok we got game menu we are clear to screw around
  13. [01:32] GF: Reading you loud and clear, mission command.
  14. [01:32] -- kittyPulverizer [KP] clicks on the desk and lifts it up. --
  15. [01:32] KP: wheeeee
  16. [01:33] GF: You best be careful with that!
  17. [01:33] KP: bro i am the definition of careful
  18. [01:34] -- kittyPulverizer [KP] sets it gently on the bed. --
  19. [01:34] KP: see
  20. [01:34] KP: ok lets do this
  21. [01:34] GF: You know what to deploy?
  22. [01:35] KP: of course i do
  23. [01:35] KP: im a pro at this game i just downloaded
  24. [01:36] -- kittyPulverizer [KP] starts deploying the cruxtruder and sets the wardrobe atop the desk to make room for the punch designix. --
  25. [01:36] GF: Geez how am I supposed to get my wardrobe when it's way up there!
  26. [01:37] KP: game first fashion later gaga boy :3c
  27. [01:37] GF: Don't tell me what to do, I'm a free bitch, baby!
  28. [01:37] GF: But let's do this.
  29. [01:37] KP: yeah yeah now get your ass to those machines
  30. [01:38] KP: hang on ill find a place to set the other shit
  31. [01:38] -- gamingFashionista [GF] heads over to the machines, and looks up. --
  32. [01:38] -- kittyPulverizer [KP] moves downstairs and starts expanding the living room. --
  33. [01:38] GF: Yo, I need a card here too! With Kris's entry there was totally a card!
  34. [01:39] KP: calm your mantits i got this
  35. [01:39] KP: look in that punch desithingy
  36. [01:39] KP: i gotta set up the other things down low
  37. [01:39] -- gamingFashionista [GF] investigates! --
  38. [01:39] -- kittyPulverizer [KP] sets the totem lathe and alchemiter, shoving aside furniture. --
  39. [01:41] -- gamingFashionista [GF] retrieves the card from the designix, and then goes to the cruxtruder. He tries - and fails - to turn the valve. --
  40. [01:42] KP: work those girly arms harder boyo
  41. [01:42] KP: :3c
  42. [01:43] -- gamingFashionista [GF] hears his laptop bleep, and goes over to it to type: --
  43. [01:43] GF: The stupid thing is stuck!
  44. [01:43] KP: oh dont throw a fit about it i got it
  45. [01:43] -- kittyPulverizer [KP] picks up the wardrobe and bumps it against the cruxtruder. --
  46. [01:43] KP: tadaaaa
  47. [01:43] GF: Careful with that!
  48. [01:44] GF: That is delicate cargo, girlfriend.
  49. [01:44] KP: too delicate
  50. [01:44] KP: man you gotta get some stronger stuff
  51. [01:46] -- gamingFashionista [GF] goes over to the cruxtruder and picks up the dowel which came out of it. He considers the so-called Seizureball... and does a twirl, uncaptchaloguing a mannequin with a fancy outfit. --
  52. [01:46] KP: whoa hold up there
  53. [01:46] -- gamingFashionista [GF] tosses it into the seizureball! Hup! --
  54. [01:46] KP: youre gonna throw that in?
  55. [01:46] KP: ew
  56. [01:46] KP: eyuck
  57. [01:47] KP: so frilly
  58. [01:47] GF: Zip it, missy! This is the height of fashion!
  59. [01:47] KP: the height of gross fashion
  60. [01:47] KP: where are the sweaty abs
  61. [01:48] GF: Oh gross!
  62. [01:48] KP: i demand sweaty abs
  63. [01:48] GF: So totally grody!
  64. [01:48] KP: yeah i know its pawesome
  65. [01:48] KP: *awesome
  66. [01:48] KP: ok
  67. [01:48] KP: go get your card now
  68. [01:48] KP: its time to d-d-duel
  69. [01:49] GF: I'm the card master, sister.
  70. [01:49] KP: dont see your pimpin pyramid necklace that proves it
  71. [01:49] GF: That thing is just tacky!
  72. [01:50] KP: you kidding? its bitching
  73. [01:50] -- gamingFashionista [GF] takes his card, dowel, and laptop downstairs. He sets his laptop up on the couch, and then goes to put the dowel in the totem lathe, just like he saw Kris do it. --
  74. [01:51] -- kittyPulverizer [KP] starts moving around furniture for fun, arranging them into pyramids and all that. --
  75. [01:52] GF: Hey, quit it! You're messing with the mojo of my loungeroom!
  76. [01:53] KP: eyes on the prize pretty boy
  77. [01:53] KP: dont mind me
  78. [01:53] KP: just doing some modern art
  79. [01:53] KP: :3c
  80. [01:54] GF: I know art when I see it, and this, sister, is one girl fucking around!
  81. [01:54] GF: But yeah I'm gonna
  82. [01:55] KP: yeah go on get fiery death is looming over us
  83. [01:55] -- gamingFashionista [GF] cuts off as he notices something, suddenly. A shadow has descended over the window... except it's not a shadow. It's a meteor. --
  84. [01:55] GF: Yeah uh
  85. [01:55] GF: Yeah that.
  86. [01:55] GF: BRB winning the game before that happens.
  87. [01:56] -- kittyPulverizer [KP] notices it too. --
  88. [01:56] KP: oh fuck
  89. [01:56] KP: i was kidding shit hurry up sora
  90. [01:56] -- gamingFashionista [GF] hurries over to the totem lathe and grabs his carved dowel. He goes to the alchemiter and slots the dowel in, making... --
  91. [01:57] -- gamingFashionista [GF] ... a hibernating cruxite bear. --
  92. [01:57] -- kittyPulverizer [KP] flings furniture at the meteor. --
  93. [01:57] -- kittyPulverizer [KP] They don't quite make it. --
  94. [01:58] -- gamingFashionista [GF] stares at it, but only for a moment. He shakes his head and takes his fans out, descending on the introductory boss battle! --
  95. [01:59] KP: sora what are you doing are you beating a bears ass with your fans
  96. [01:59] -- gamingFashionista [GF] is surprised when the bear doesn't wake up just in time to lumber out of the way - but not surprised enough to stop from slashing at its throat with the razor-edge of his metal fans. --
  97. [02:00] -- gamingFashionista's [GF'S] slash is rewarded with the familiar flickering of a hit-box being struck. He strikes again, folding up a fan and jabbing it into the cruxite bear's neck. --
  98. [02:01] -- gamingFashionista [GF] is a little concerned about this thing not waking up, but that's fine -- he's dealt with glitchy games before. He's just gotta defeat this thing before time runs out! He pulls his fan out, flicks it open and slashes one last time... --
  99. [02:01] KP: sora maybe you should get out of there
  100. [02:02] -- gamingFashionista's [GF'S] cruxite bear flickers once, twice, and static forms at its edges as it disappears. --
  101. [02:03] -- gamingFashionista [GF] can only see a little static left behind, the pixels flickering in and out. But... he's still here. --
  102. [02:03] -- gamingFashionista [GF] goes to his laptop, clearly freaked out, and types: --
  103. [02:03] GF: This isn't what's supposed to happen.
  104. [02:03] GF: The whole place is supposed to disappear.
  105. [02:03] KP: sora just get out of there
  106. [02:03] KP: the meteors getting close
  107. [02:03] GF: There's supposed to be a flash of light and
  108. [02:03] GF: Shit
  109. [02:04] GF: I'm gonna run.
  110. [02:04] KP: stop typing and do it then dumbass!
  111. [02:04] -- gamingFashionista, [GF,] breathing shallowly, types one last thing before he bounces up from his laptop. --
  112. [02:04] GF: Bye, Mila.
  113. [02:05] KP: just fucking run
  114. [02:06] -- gamingFashionista's [GF'S] guardian appears at the doorway as he begins to scramble out. She grabs him by the wrist, and the two of them exit their house - --
  115. [02:06] -- gamingFashionista [GF] runs with his mother, desperately trying to outrun the meteor bearing down on them. They're fast. God help them, they're acrobats - of course they're fast! --
  116. [02:07] -- gamingFashionista's [GF'S] heart hammers in his chest as he feels the heat rising, the meteor bearing down on them. They're overshadowed, and as they hear the flames... --
  117. [02:08] -- gamingFashionista [GF] feels his mother pull up and turn around, and before he can say anything, he's wrapped up in her protective embrace. --
  118. [02:09] -- gamingFashionista [GF] knows, then, that there's no escape. He can see what his mother had already seen. He can see that the meteor bearing down on them is huge, far larger than anything they could possibly escape. --
  119. [02:10] -- gamingFashionista [GF] looks up at it like that, mesmerised, as it comes crashing down. --
  120. [02:10] KP: no no no no no no no
  121. [02:12] KP: sora
  122. [02:13] KP: sora answer me
  123. [02:13] KP: please?
  124. [02:14] -- gamingFashionista, [GF,] and his house, and his block, and the street where he and his mother stand - --
  125. [02:14] -- gamingFashionista [GF] - they're all decimated. --
  126. [02:15] KP: fuck
  127. [02:15] KP: im sorry sora i
  128. [02:15] -- kittyPulverizer [KP] ceased pestering gamingFashionista [GF] at 14:15 --
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