Rayne's Present, Session 1

<DM>	-=QUEST STARTO=-
*	DM kicks everyone into the Hyrule Castle Town- oh wait, that's the natural starting point, derp.
<OhCee>	Ow
<OhCee>	Why did I land in here
<DM>	*A myriad of Hylians, Zora, Gorons, Kokiri, and other people of various races are roaming about through town, be it buying stuff from the shops, poking the guards (cough Moosh cough (that was a while ago)), or just meandering about.*
*	Green_Enrics punches a thief who tried to mug her in the face
<DM>	*The thief turns out to be The_Law. Fascinating.*
<OhCee>	Well then
*	Gouanaco looks around at all the peoples .... wandering witch one it link
*	Adlez does some basic grocery shopping while looking for opportunities to get kidnapped
<OhCee>	Let's just hope we don't run into some maniac
<DM>	*Among this crowd, you notice a particular Kokri annoying the crap out of someone. You notice him because... my god... I don't think I've ever create- met someone so annoying. He simply stands out from the crowd, despite his rather small stature, as is his brain.*
<Green_Enrics>	Ack!
*	Green_Enrics mistakes the Kokiri for a little boy.
<DM>	[Kokiri]: Hey! Hey listen! Come on, man, I saved your life, it's only natural you'd pay me back, eh? EH? [/canada]
<DM>	*The man continues to walk through the crowd, but eventually, he yells back at the poor *cough, not poor* Kokiri brat.*
<DM>	[???]: Will you SHUT UP about that god darn reward?! Okay, you SAVED ME. I'm THANKFUL. But I'm not going to go out of my way to suddenly-
<DM>	[Kokiri]: BUT VEGEEEETAAA
<DM>	[???]: ... who?
*	Green_Enrics realizes that it's a Kokiri
<DM>	*The man looks around and sees the lot of ye standin' around, lookin' completely clueless... because you are.*
*	Gouanaco is clueless
<DM>	[???]: Uhh, you know what Fran? *looking back at the Kokiri brat* ... I think I can get you that gift after all. Just uhh... gimme a day, will ya? *shoos the little brat away* See ya tomorrow!
*	Adlez checks if either of them look up for a good kidnapping
*	Green_Enrics is more confused than lueless
<DM>	*The man walks over to you, with a mischievous look in his eyes.*
<DM>	[???]: Hey, you fellas there, you doin' anything? Nothing? GOOD, I got a job request for you!
<Green_Enrics>	H-Hey! I was busy shopping for new clothes! Hmph!
*	OhCee is writing down a bunch of notes
<Adlez>	Does it involve assisting dashing heros on noble quests?
<DM>	[???]: Hmm, very well, buy your clothes. But, aren't you all interested in a bit of...
<DM>	*He pulls a few Silver Rupees out.*
*	Gouanaco is trying look inconspicuous...
<DM>	[???]: ... money?
<Green_Enrics>	Pfft. Treasure hunting isn't my thing.
<Adlez>	Those might be counterfit
<Adlez>	never done seen a silver rupee before
<OhCee>	OhCee, I'm sorry, I am not as rupee hogging as my sister is
<DM>	[???]: Man, you must be new if you haven't seen one of these before. Well whatever, I wouldn't sell money even if it meant killing Fran. ... hmmm...... maybe I would.
*	Gouanaco looks at the gleaming rupees
*	Green_Enrics goes into the clothes shop, and comes out wearing different clothes
<DM>	[???]: My name is Rayne, I'm from a far away land called Ticonderoga. Dunno how I got to Hyrule, but I'm going to blame a certain self-proclaimed god that did something stupid, and now I'm here... ANYHOW...
*	X_X is now known as Rayne
<Adlez>	It was getting boring here anyway, what's the request?
<Gouanaco>	i wouldn't mind making a few rupees
<Rayne>	Alright, so I've gotta make a present for that idiot Fran guy. You know, that annoying little Kokiri that was bugging me earlier? He saved my life. I don't know whether I should be grateful or not, but.... I've got an idea for the gift.
<Rayne>	But I'm missing a few parts so...
*	Rayne gets out a list and writes some things down.
*	Rayne hands them to you guys.
*	Gouanaco takes the list
*	Adlez crowds to look
<DM>	*You read the scribble scratch, and with my DM-ly powers, I turn it into beautiful writing.*
*	Green_Enrics yoinks it from Gouanaco and reads it
<DM>	Five fuses from Large Bomb Flowers
<DM>	The leaves from at least one Blue Bomb Flower Plant
<DM>	The heart of a dodongo (optional, if you can get it, GREAT!)
<Rayne>	Doesn't sound too hard, does it?
*	OhCee faints
<Rayne>	Oh, and stop by Goron City on your way down and ask Darunia a little favor.
<Green_Enrics>	Heart of a Dodongo, huh?
<Gouanaco>	Hmmm
*	Green_Enrics cracks her fists
<Rayne>	Tell him I'm making a present for Fran, and ask if he's interested in adding anything "special" to the mix.
<Rayne>	He'll know what I mean.
<Green_Enrics>	I've been wanting to kill something today
<Adlez>	Like cake?
<OhCee>	The cake is a lie
<Rayne>	Hmm... cake? ... yes. Like cake.
<OhCee>	Let's not add in cake
<Gouanaco>	cake sounds nice
<OhCee>	We can add in an explosive pie though
<Rayne>	Holy ba-jesus, that sounds good!
<Gouanaco>	or just poison it...
<DM>	*DM's note - This guy LOVES explosions.*
<Green_Enrics>	Or I can punch it to death
<Adlez>	But that's not very nice.
<OhCee>	What if an anvil falls on us?
<Rayne>	Alright, if you get me those things by.... *looks up to see the sun directly above you all, at noon*... tonight, I will reward you all with some Rupees.
<Rayne>	An anvil?
<Rayne>	What's that?
<Gouanaco>	how many rupees?
<Rayne>	Hmm... 250 Rupees for each of you.
<Rayne>	And... if you manage to get that Dodongo's Heart...
<Rayne>	I'll give each of ya an extra Heart Container.
<Adlez>	Yay!
<Gouanaco>	:D
<Gouanaco>	sounds good
*	Gouanaco shakes Rayne's hand
<Rayne>	Maybe even two... quite frankly, I'll be surprised if you pull that off.
*	Rayne replies to Gouanaco's handshake by squeezing normally... which, according to him, is about $40d10.
<DM>	*Yep, he's kinda high level.*
*	Green_Enrics slaps Rayne
*	Rayne doesn't waver to Green.
<Rayne>	Ack, what'd you do THAT for?
<Gouanaco>	o-o
*	OhCee plays cards
<Green_Enrics>	Only I crush other people's hands
<Adlez>	So, where could we find these things?
<Rayne>	See the gate to the east?
*	Rayne points to the east gate.
<Adlez>	Ah, yup
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<Rayne>	Through that gate, you'll reach the cavernous maw of Death Mountain... sorta. It's the cave path up to Death Mountain.
<Rayne>	You should be able to find the fuses in the cave path... if not, you'll find them at Goron City's Bomb Gardens.
<Adlez>	Great! I'm sure it'll be a piece of explosive pie!
<Rayne>	Regarding the Blue Bomb Flower... you'll have to go a little deep into the caves. Like, downwards, if you can.
<Rayne>	And the dodongo's heart, well... there should be a handful of baby dodongos on the way, any of them will work.
<Adlez>	If I remember correctly, they dislike smoke, right?
<Gouanaco>	.
<OhCee>	Do we have to bomb them from the inside
<Rayne>	Oh no, the baby ones just waddle around and dive at you. The problem is.... they explode.
<Adlez>	That seems... problematic
<Gouanaco>	freeze em
<Rayne>	Yeah... but I know some interesting materials inside of the heart of a dodongo that can be used quite well in an exp- I MEAN... present.
*	Rayne whisers to you all.
<OhCee>	Were you going to say something
<Rayne>	Frigin' Fran has ridiculously good hearing... don't mention explosives with the present. Just call it... a present.
*	Rayne goes back to speaking normally.
<Adlez>	Sure thing! You're probably like the total Rayne-man of "presents", right?
<Green_Enrics>	Hmm
*	Rayne stares blankly at you.
<Rayne>	... Yes.
<Rayne>	Anyhow, that's the quest! So uhh... go through that gate over there, grab yourself a torch, and get the items. Sound fair?
<OhCee>	But where do we get a torch
<Green_Enrics>	Alright
<Gouanaco>	yes
<Rayne>	The torches are right outside the cave entrance.
<Gouanaco>	but i would like some pre-payment
<Gouanaco>	cuase we cant trust you
<Gouanaco>	to pay up
<Rayne>	Pre-payme- what?!
<Gouanaco>	:/
*	OhCee slaps Gouanaco
<Gouanaco>	25% now
<Gouanaco>	75% after
*	Rayne shows you his stash of 7,503 Rupees.
*	Gouanaco "ow"
<Rayne>	I'm not going to just GIVE you some Rupees, you could just run off with them and not help me!
<Adlez>	I didn't think even an adult's wallet could hold that much!
*	Rayne thinks it over.
<Rayne>	... then again, if it'll help you buy a few more items for the quest.... alright!
*	Rayne gives each of you 75 Rupees.
<Gouanaco>	:D
<Rayne>	175 Rupee reward on your return, but you'd better get those things... or I'll tell Fran that you guys sabotaged my present for him.
<Gouanaco>	Ok
<OhCee>	Okay
<DM>	*Note - Fran, despite being annoying.. has 56 Courage. Crap Power and Wisdom, but 56 Courage.*
<Adlez>	Surethingseeyouatnoontonightgoodbye!
<Rayne>	Man, I'd HATE to be in Fran's party... I'm surprised Grant is able to put up with that idiot...
<Rayne>	Indeed. Fare thee well to you all, and good luck!
<Rayne>	You'll find me at that inn over there.
*	Adlez dashes for the gate
*	Rayne points to an inn, which is close to the east game.
<Rayne>	*gate
*	Green_Enrics follows after Adlez
<Green_Enrics>	Yeesh, are you trying to get yourself killed?!
*	Gouanaco follows the general party
*	Green_Enrics is talking to Adlez when she says that
<DM>	*You head for the gate, which is open. Through the gate and past a bridge (over the castle' moat) is the entrance to the cave.*
*	Adlez taps foot impatiently at the gate while waiting for the party
<DM>	*In front of the cave is a basket of torches. ... this can be used as a weapon, fyi.*
*	OhCee quickly runs towards the group
*	Green_Enrics hides behind a wall and changes her clothes to her armor
*	Adlez grabs a torch and hefts it around in her hand like a makeshift club
*	Gouanaco walks slowly towards the Mountain
<OhCee>	Should I take two or should I take one
<DM>	(hang on for the torch, getting it up in a tick)
*	Green_Enrics has her default clothes under her armor. :V
*	Adlez has no armor
*	Gouanaco grabs 3 torches
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-258.html - Torch, if anyone wants it.
<Gouanaco>	.
<Green_Enrics>	Well watch out for yourself, you don't wanna get killed.
<DM>	You might as well only take one torch.
<DM>	Gouanaco, I'll link ya the torch.
<Gouanaco>	k
<Green_Enrics>	We need one Torch holder, and it ain't gonna be me
<Adlez>	I'll do it!
<Adlez>	I'll always hold a torch for you
<Green_Enrics>	Good thinking
*	OhCee takes a torch
<Gouanaco>	Ill take some torches aswell (Just in case)
<Green_Enrics>	Torches will only weigh me down
<DM>	*The cave awaits your stomping, you nature killing dirtbags, cause no one ever picks Nature or Water. Just kidding!*
<DM>	(Man Green is a jerk, lol)
<Adlez>	So, uh... how do we light these?
<OhCee>	Let's hope nobody burns each other by accident
<Green_Enrics>	If somebody burns me, I'm break their arm on the spot
*	DM uses God's will to light torches that need to be lit.
<Gouanaco>	my torch isnt lit
<DM>	*DM powers ftw.*
<Gouanaco>	becuase there store in my inventory
<Gouanaco>	d*
<DM>	*They'll light up when you need them too. Conveniently.*
<DM>	*But not vice versa.*
<Gouanaco>	so magic torches?
*	Adlez activates the Ioun Torch and attempts to coerce the others into the cave
*	Gouanaco walks into the darkness of the cave
<DM>	*You enter the cave of mystery and darkness, when LTTP trolls you with its cave music. Clearly, the DM brought a radio along.*
<OhCee>	This music sucks
*	Gouanaco turns up the radio
<Adlez>	Radios don't work in caves, duh
<DM>	*They work in Heaven!*
<Gouanaco>	its a magic radio
<Adlez>	oh, nevermind then
<Gouanaco>	its an Auto Ocarina
<Green_Enrics>	:O
*	KamikazeKoopa is now known as TheRadioOfHyrule
<DM>	*Stalagtites and Stalagmi- SCREW IT, LOOKING THESE UP, I CONFUSE THESE EVERY GOD DARN SINGLE TIME
<DM>	kay, got it
<Gouanaco>	.
<TheRadioOfHyrule>	THE WAS A BLUE MAN LIVING IN A BLUE WORLD
<Adlez>	*StalagTITES hold TIGHTly to the ceiling
*	TheRadioOfHyrule is now known as KamikazeKoopa
<DM>	.... nice way to remember that.
*	Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
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<DM>	... fascinating.
*	DM requests a Navi from Sephiroth.
<Gouanaco>	.
*	Sephiroth questions why.
<DM>	so I can run three shells
*	Sephiroth kicks Tatl out the window.
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<DM>	Yay! Arigato!
*	Gouanaco is still standing there in the darkness
<DM>	*A X___X stares blankly at you from the darkness, just like Mr. Pop- okay.*
<Adlez>	Mr. Popo? Is that you?
<DM>	(do you want me to imitate Popo through the mic? Cause I can do a perfect imitation)
*	Gouanaco uses his batman vision to- nvm
<DM>	*You walk through this cave, with the light from your torches illuminating some threatening stalactites and some diglet stalagmites. ... ignore the diglet part.*
<Sephiroth>	through the mic?
<Sephiroth>	wait, what?
<DM>	I'm not actually in voicechat.
<DM>	but if anyone WANTS to hear Popo... I can
*	Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
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<DM>	also, extranneous chat to #zuchat, shoo
<Green_Enrics>	Now then
<OhCee>	Who is Popo?
<Green_Enrics>	Get serious
*	Green_Enrics punches OhCee
<DM>	*Eventually, you reach a decision that must be made. That is, an intersection. Left... or right?*
<Green_Enrics>	Let's actually move on
<OhCee>	I think you meant Sirius
<Gouanaco>	hmmm
<Sephiroth>	"You got a Green Enrics! Its green, its worth 1 Enric. Don't spend it all in one place!"
<OhCee>	But he is dead
<DM>	*The left path seems to be going uphill, and the right path is aimed downhill.*
<Gouanaco>	right path i say!
<OhCee>	I say we split up
<Gouanaco>	into the depths
<OhCee>	Wait... That is a bad idea
*	DM grabs a shotgun and aims it at OhCee. NO SPLIT PARTY FOR NEWBIE SESSION!
<Green_Enrics>	Actually
<Green_Enrics>	That's a great idea, OhCee
*	Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
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<Adlez>	Let's go down! Rayne said some of the stuff we would need is downward!
<Green_Enrics>	OhCee, you and Gouanaco take the right path, and Me and Adlez take the left path
<Gouanaco>	ok
<Gouanaco>	hm
<Gouanaco>	ok
*	Gouanaco walks down the right path
*	Gouanaco stops turns around and comes back
<Gouanaco>	No split
<Adlez>	W-well, if you really don't like us that much... :(
<Green_Enrics>	Fine, we'll take the right path...for now
<Gouanaco>	I say we go up first then come back and go down
<Gouanaco>	oh
<Gouanaco>	nvm then
<OhCee>	Right path we go
<Adlez>	Look, how about we flip a rupee?
<Gouanaco>	k
<OhCee>	But if nothing goes right, go left
<Gouanaco>	$1d2
<Navi>	Gouanaco: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
<Green_Enrics>	One moment
<Gouanaco>	heads
*	Green_Enrics yells loudly
<Gouanaco>	hang on no one called
<Green_Enrics>	There's more of an echo of the right side
<OhCee>	._.
<DM>	*Green's yell echos right a bit on the right side, but not so much on the left.*
<Gouanaco>	Heads is right, Tails is left
<Gouanaco>	okay>
<Adlez>	ok
<Gouanaco>	woops
<Gouanaco>	#1d2
<Gouanaco>	$1d2
<Navi>	Gouanaco: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
<Gouanaco>	tails
<Gouanaco>	.
<DM>	*You head down the right path, which is, of course, the right choice, just like Geico.*
*	OhCee rolls towards the right path
<Adlez>	Left!
*	Green_Enrics catches it and breaks the rupee
<Adlez>	aw
<Gouanaco>	OKAY FINE LETS GO RIGHT!
<Adlez>	fine
*	Gouanaco charges down the right path!
<Gouanaco>	yelling loudly
<Gouanaco>	..
*	Adlez follows with a torch
*	Green_Enrics pulls on Gouanaco's collar
<Green_Enrics>	Go slowly
<DM>	*Gouanaco, unhindered by the rocky terrain, charges down the right path, until something zaps him and trips him on the way, dealing 1 shock damage to him.*
*	Green_Enrics walks down the right path
<DM>	(See? This is why you don't run through areas you don't know, lol.)
<OhCee>	(At least he wasn't frolling)
*	Green_Enrics hears Gouanaco yelling from tripping
*	Gouanaco looks at DM with a wierd smirk
<Green_Enrics>	Dammit, this is why we can't have nice things
<Gouanaco>	lets say it wasnt 1 damage
*	Geodude uses Rock Toss on Gouanaco.
*	DM looks back at Gouanaco with a questionable quiver?
*	Adlez shines the torch in that direction
*	OhCee gets a confused look on her face
*	DM returns Gouanaco's heart back.
*	Gouanaco doesnt want 1 damage becuase that 33% of his health
*	Gouanaco D:
<Gouanaco>	*:D
<Adlez>	*1/2 damage
<Gouanaco>	?
<Gouanaco>	nvm ANYWAY!
<Gouanaco>	what tripped me?
<Gouanaco>	kill it!
<OhCee>	Gouanaco
*	Geodude is unhappy with Gouanaco.
<OhCee>	It may have seem that you tripped over a Geodude
<DM>	*Adlez's fire shines throught the darkness, when a shocking discovery blows your mind.*
*	Geodude hurls a rock at him. (Roll Courage!)
<DM>	*... not really, but IT'S A TRAP- it's a Static ChuChu.*
<Geodude>	$2d10
<Navi>	Geodude: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3 and 5. Total: 8. Successes: 1.
*	X_X is now known as StaticChuChu
*	Adlez wonders how they fit an electric train underground
<DM>	*You feel the ground underneath you all shift a bit, as two Red Leevers also pop up from the ground.*
<Green_Enrics>	Alright, it's time for you to-...oh shit, I left my claws at home!
<Gouanaco>	no!
*	Gouanaco readys himself
*	Green_Enrics pulls out a Wooden Sword and small Shield
<Green_Enrics>	Guess this'll do
<DM>	(also Gouanaco, roll Courage, a Geodude threw a rock at ya)
<OhCee>	Better idea, let's use Gouanaco as a meat shield
<DM>	(include your shield too)
<Gouanaco>	k
<DM>	enemy stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-258.html (gimme a tick, Gouanaco, for yon email)
<Gouanaco>	so 4d10?
<DM>	yeah
<Gouanaco>	k
<Gouanaco>	$4d10
<Navi>	Gouanaco: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 6 and 8. Total: 24. Successes: 3.
*	Geodude missed, ... and decides to bury himself in his shame.
*	Geodude has quit (Quit: .)
<Gouanaco>	:D
<DM>	*Roll initiatives!*
<OhCee>	$init 1d10
<Sephiroth>	Remind me to actually add a Geodude...
<Navi>	OhCee: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<DM>	... *face-palms*
<Green_Enrics>	$1d10
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4. Successes: 0.
*	Sephiroth walks away...
<Green_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<DM>	So yeah, uhh... enemy stats are supposed to be invisible, first time you fight them.
<Adlez>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Adlez: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<DM>	I totally forgot to invis them, so consider this a freebie!
<Adlez>	I'm good at this
<OhCee>	Thanks based DM
<StaticChuChu>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	StaticChuChu: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Gouanaco>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Gouanaco: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
*	X__X is now known as Leever1
<Leever1>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Leever1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
*	X___X is now known as Leever2
<Leever2>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Leever2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The Battle has started! Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), Leever2 (7), StaticChuChu (5), Adlez (3) and Leever1 (3).
<DM>	Bonus Turns: OhCee, Gouanaco
<DM>	When you roll a 10, you get a bonus turn before the first round starts.
*	Sephiroth returns to Final Fantasy, ... seeya suckers....
<DM>	(jerk)
*	Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a gigantic cup of coffee! What does it contain? «14,507»)
<DM>	(jk, enjoy)
<Gouanaco>	OhCee GO! use thunderbolt!
<OhCee>	Let's see, should I use my wimpy sword or should I use a spell
*	DM pokes you with a hurry up sign.
*	OhCee attempts to PSI Quake StaticChuChu
<StaticChuChu>	!!!
<OhCee>	(Roll Wisdom)
<OhCee>	$4d10
<Navi>	OhCee: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 7 and 7. Total: 23. Successes: 3.
<StaticChuChu>	$3d10
<Navi>	StaticChuChu: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3 and 4. Total: 16. Successes: 1.
*	Sephiroth slaps a sign on DM's forehead. It reads: "Poke me."
*	StaticChuChu is struck by the quakey attack (3 - 1 = 2 damage), but hangs up with a little bit of health left and auto-counterattacks OhCee! (Roll Courage)
<StaticChuChu>	$5dd10
<StaticChuChu>	wow
<StaticChuChu>	$5d10
<Navi>	StaticChuChu: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 5, 9 and 5. Total: 31. Successes: 5.
*	OhCee blocks with a Hylian Shield
<Adlez>	dang
<OhCee>	$6d10
<Navi>	OhCee: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 4, 10, 9 and 1. Total: 38. Successes: 5.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<StaticChuChu>	$6d10
<OhCee>	$6d10
<Navi>	StaticChuChu: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 10, 10, 7 and 7. Total: 46. Successes: 8.
<Navi>	OhCee: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 7, 3, 5 and 3. Total: 32. Successes: 4.
<StaticChuChu>	errr
<StaticChuChu>	$1d10
<Navi>	StaticChuChu: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4. Successes: 0.
*	StaticChuChu just rerolls that, cause... wrong roll.
<StaticChuChu>	$5d10
<Navi>	StaticChuChu: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 3, 3 and 3. Total: 22. Successes: 1.
<Adlez>	hahahah
*	StaticChuChu fails miserably, as opposed to pwning OhCee in one shot. DM ERROR FTW!
<StaticChuChu>	1h, 3m
<OhCee>	4h, 3m
<DM>	(for ending bonus turn, just use /me ends bonus turn.)
*	OhCee ends bonus turn
<DM>	*Gouanaco, you're up!*
<Gouanaco>	k
*	Gouanaco swings his hammer at Leever2 (Roll Power)
<Gouanaco>	so need some help here... so it would be : 8d10?
<DM>	yep
<Gouanaco>	ok
<Gouanaco>	sorry bout that
<DM>	no problemo
<Gouanaco>	$8d10
<Navi>	Gouanaco: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 10, 10, 9, 6, 4 and 4. Total: 54. Successes: 7.
*	Leever2 shifts hastily away.
<Adlez>	um, dang
<Leever2>	$8d10
<Navi>	Leever2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 2, 3, 1, 4, 1 and 6. Total: 31. Successes: 3.
*	Leever2 is hit by a nice Whack-a-Mole shot!
<DM>	(Quick question, death lines, tell me if you want to state the death line for when you kill something/die or not.)
<Gouanaco>	+1 damage aswell (cause of hammer)
<DM>	7 - 3 = 4 + 1 - 2 = 3 damage
<Gouanaco>	k sure
<Gouanaco>	:D
<DM>	(Leever would die from that, so... death line is all yours.)
*	Adlez votes for chunky spaghetti rules
<Gouanaco>	so wait what?
<OhCee>	One shot kill
<DM>	death line... ex
<OhCee>	Fascinating
<Gouanaco>	so i say a death line? i dont get it?
*	DM stuffs Navi into a chainsaw grinder and watches as her blood spraying everywhere makes him happy.
<Gouanaco>	I thought the Leever says it?
<Adlez>	you get to determine its' fate
<Gouanaco>	Oh
<Gouanaco>	ok
<Gouanaco>	hmm let me think
<Adlez>	de-arm-itation!
*	Gouanaco smashes the Leever2's leever into the ground turning it into a thick paste of +1 luck
<DM>	*As The_Law's fate draws closer, Martial Law sends him to court, destroys the court in a fit of drunken rage, and eats The_Law's soul.*
<DM>	nice
<Leever2>	;_;
<Leever2>	$removeme
<Gouanaco>	lol
<Navi>	Leever2 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), StaticChuChu (5), Leever1 (3) and Adlez (3).
*	Leever2 is now known as X___X
<DM>	(remember to notate hearts/magic at end of turn)
<Adlez>	Dang... somehow i moved down the turn list
<Gouanaco>	ok
<DM>	(and to end bonus turn, /me ends bonus turn.)
<DM>	lol
<Gouanaco>	3h,1m
<DM>	yeah, that can happen when people end up getting the same number
*	Gouanaco ends bonus turn
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), StaticChuChu (5), Leever1 (3) and Adlez (3).
<DM>	*Round one now officially starts!*
*	Gouanaco looks at OhCee
*	DM looks at Popo.
*	OhCee uses a Steel Sword on Leever1 (Roll Courage)
<OhCee>	(AKA failing)
<OhCee>	$7d10
<Navi>	OhCee: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 3, 6, 7, 5 and 2. Total: 32. Successes: 4.
<Leever1>	$3d10
<Navi>	Leever1: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1 and 7. Total: 9. Successes: 1.
<Gouanaco>	ouch
*	Leever1 is hit!
<DM>	4 - 1 = 3 - 2 = 1 damage
<OhCee>	$endturn
<Navi>	OhCee has ended their turn. Gouanaco: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), StaticChuChu (5), Leever1 (3) and Adlez (3).
*	Leever1 is nicked, but his underground dubstep skills (wut) make up for his low defensive roll.
<Leever1>	2h
*	Gouanaco swings his hammer at Leever1 (Roll Power)
<Leever1>	!!!
*	Adlez waves her torch and shouts encouragement
<Gouanaco>	$8d10
<Navi>	Gouanaco: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 7, 7, 4, 7, 10 and 7. Total: 46. Successes: 6.
<Leever1>	$8d10
<Navi>	Leever1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 1, 5, 8, 5, 7 and 9. Total: 48. Successes: 7.
<Adlez>	It worked!
<Gouanaco>	o-o
<Adlez>	It didn't! D:
*	Leever1 lucksacks and evades Gouanaco's hammer swing, not sharing the same fate of its bretheren.
<Leever1>	^_^
<Leever1>	2h
<OhCee>	Note to self: Bring all the dead enemies to sister
<DM>	(is Fireblast supposed to be OhCee's sister?)
<Gouanaco>	>:|
<Gouanaco>	3h,1m
<Gouanaco>	$endturn
<Navi>	Gouanaco has ended their turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), StaticChuChu (5), Leever1 (3) and Adlez (3).
<OhCee>	(Perhaps)
<DM>	(indeed)
*	Green_Enrics uses a Shield Bash on the Leever. (Roll Power)
<Green_Enrics>	$9d10
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 9, 8, 10, 7, 5, 2 and 7. Total: 57. Successes: 8.
<Leever1>	$8d10
<Navi>	Leever1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 3, 8, 5, 8, 10 and 5. Total: 52. Successes: 8.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<Green_Enrics>	$9d10
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 4, 8, 6, 5, 9, 5 and 5. Total: 54. Successes: 8.
<Leever1>	$8d10
<Navi>	Leever1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 2, 7, 3, 8, 6 and 8. Total: 47. Successes: 6.
*	Leever1 is hit!
<DM>	how damage modifiers work....
<DM>	Weapon first, armor/whatever defensive thing is second
<DM>	8 - 6 = 2/2 = 1 - 2 = 0 damage
<Gouanaco>	.
<Green_Enrics>	....
*	Leever1 does not feel a thing as the bash attack slams the ground above it.
*	OhCee facepalms
<Green_Enrics>	Ugh
<Green_Enrics>	Useless Junk
<Green_Enrics>	I shouldn't have left my claws at home.
<Green_Enrics>	$endturn
<Navi>	Green_Enrics has ended their turn. StaticChuChu: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), StaticChuChu (5), Leever1 (3) and Adlez (3).
<StaticChuChu>	$1d4
<Navi>	StaticChuChu: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
*	StaticChuChu rolls some dice and gets to tell Gouanaco what a lovely target he is! ... actually, I just realized, StaticChuChu has no active attack....
*	StaticChuChu goes to Cover Leever1!
<Gouanaco>	:D
<StaticChuChu>	2h
<StaticChuChu>	$endturn
<Navi>	StaticChuChu has ended their turn. Leever1: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), StaticChuChu (5), Leever1 (3) and Adlez (3).
<DM>	Fyi, regarding the active skills Cover and Escape
<DM>	it is understood that everyone in the game has access to those two skills
<Gouanaco>	k
<DM>	it's only listed in your profiles so that you know what they are
*	Leever1 rolls under Green_Enrics' anger management and spikes her from underground! (Roll Wisdom)
<Leever1>	$8d10
<Navi>	Leever1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 8, 1, 7, 9, 7 and 10. Total: 52. Successes: 8.
<DM>	(don't forgot your shield)
<Adlez>	ow
*	Green_Enrics blocks
*	Adlez cheers "you can do it!"
<Green_Enrics>	$4d10
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 1 and 8. Total: 24. Successes: 3.
<DM>	8 - 3 = 5 damage
<DM>	(unless someone wants to throw an RP at Leever1)
<Gouanaco>	ow
<Adlez>	*reverse polarity?
<DM>	(RP = Reroll Point. These can be used on any roll. The only limitation is that you can only use one RP per turn.)
<Gouanaco>	Reroll Point
<Adlez>	right
*	Gouanaco looks around at everyone else as they weigh the price of a RP
<Adlez>	I'm only good for the moral support
*	Leever1 sends its spines right through Green_Enrics' back, killing her in a single shot... which would've happened, but Green has a fairy.
*	Green_Enrics flies backwards as her armor breaks and falls off of her, a fairy barely manages to heal her.
<Green_Enrics>	Damn it!
<DM>	(Ouch, killed in battle numero one.)
<Leever1>	2h
<Leever1>	$endturn
<Navi>	Leever1 has ended their turn. Adlez: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), StaticChuChu (5), Leever1 (3) and Adlez (3).
<Green_Enrics>	That Armor Shop was a fake
<Green_Enrics>	3h
<Adlez>	finally
*	Adlez channels the power of Bruce Springsteen's "Blinded by the Light" to cast PSI Flash! at the StaticChu
<StaticChuChu>	BRUCE? IS THAT YOU, FATHER?
*	StaticChuChu has a voice?
<Adlez>	$5d10
<Navi>	Adlez: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 6, 1 and 2. Total: 17. Successes: 2.
<Adlez>	:(
<StaticChuChu>	$3d10
<Navi>	StaticChuChu: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1 and 2. Total: 6. Successes: 0.
<Adlez>	:D
<StaticChuChu>	:_:
<DM>	(you doin' death line or am I?)
<Adlez>	*light emenates from the StaticChu for several seconds before it pops into jelly jibblets
<StaticChuChu>	BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
<StaticChuChu>	$removeme
<Navi>	StaticChuChu has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), Leever1 (3) and Adlez (3).
*	StaticChuChu is now known as X_X
<Adlez>	$endturn
*	DM jams away - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Iaca30QbOo
<Navi>	Adlez has ended their turn. OhCee: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), Leever1 (3) and Adlez (3).
<Gouanaco>	so if someone gets 0 they insta die?
<OhCee>	No
<DM>	2 - 0 = 2 damage, it had 1 heart left
<Gouanaco>	o-O ok
*	OhCee attacks Leever1 with Steel Sword (Roll Courage) (This will fail again!)
<OhCee>	$7d10
<Navi>	OhCee: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 6, 7, 2, 8 and 4. Total: 41. Successes: 5.
<Leever1>	$3d10
<Navi>	Leever1: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10 and 7. Total: 18. Successes: 3.
<Leever1>	5 - 3 = 2 - 2= 0 damage
<OhCee>	(I knew it)
*	Leever1 stays safe... and thirsty, my friends.
<OhCee>	$endturn
<Navi>	OhCee has ended their turn. Gouanaco: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), Leever1 (3) and Adlez (3).
<Gouanaco>	isnt StatucChuChu blocking Leever1?
<DM>	(no one's tried a spell?)
<DM>	StaticChuChu died
<OhCee>	(I did a spell on the bonus turn)
<Adlez>	I popped it
<Gouanaco>	oh
<Gouanaco>	lol
<DM>	(seriously, the Leever has 1 bloody Wisdom, lol)
<OhCee>	(Who cares, longer fights make it better for everyone... Somehow)
<DM>	(lol)
*	Adlez may have actually been channeling Manfred Mann
*	Gouanaco swings his hammer at the Leever1 not wanting to waste any Magic (Roll Power)
<Gouanaco>	$8d10
<Navi>	Gouanaco: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 2, 2, 6, 5, 2 and 10. Total: 38. Successes: 6.
<Leever1>	$8d10
<Navi>	Leever1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 8, 10, 8, 4, 10 and 7. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
*	Green_Enrics is in her default clothes because that fucking Chuchu destroyed her armor(False Armor)
<Gouanaco>	FUUUUUUUUUu
*	Leever1 praises the sand lords.
*	OhCee slams Leever1 with a FFROLLL
*	OhCee err
*	OhCee RP*
<Leever1>	$8d10
<Navi>	Leever1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 10, 8, 2, 5, 5 and 1. Total: 33. Successes: 5.
*	Leever1 is hit!... not that it mattered.
<Leever1>	6 - 5 = 1 + 1 - 2 = 0 damage
<Gouanaco>	.
<Adlez>	:/
<OhCee>	Life sucks
*	DM adds a Geodude to the attack, adding 1 damage.
<Leever1>	ow
<Leever1>	agony
*	Leever1 drops to 1h.
<DM>	($endturn?)
<DM>	(actually Green, that was the Leever)
<Gouanaco>	oh
<Gouanaco>	sorry
<Gouanaco>	$endturn
<Navi>	Gouanaco has ended their turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), Leever1 (3) and Adlez (3).
<Gouanaco>	3h,1m
<Green_Enrics>	Time for you to die already!
*	Green_Enrics casts PSI flash on the Leever
<Leever1>	!!!
*	OhCee drinks some tea
*	Gouanaco is listning to Doom_2_-_DOS_-_Into_Sandy's_City   while watching Green put on a show
<Green_Enrics>	(BRB)
<Gouanaco>	o-o
*	DM pokes Green with the $3d10?
*	Gouanaco looks at the leever
<Green_Enrics>	(My dad's making me take out the trash, one moment)
<DM>	(kay)
*	DM gets more pasta real fast.
*	Gouanaco stands there looking around the room
<Gouanaco>	*cough*
<OhCee>	Where's the beef?
*	Leever1 looks at the ground.
<DM>	(alright, rollin' for green)
<DM>	$3d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4 and 5. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
<Leever1>	$1d10
<Navi>	Leever1: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1. Successes: 0.
*	Leever1 is unaffected by the burst of light.
<Leever1>	1h
*	DM ends his turn.
<DM>	*her
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Green_Enrics's turn. Leever1: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7), Leever1 (3) and Adlez (3).
<Green_Enrics>	(Oh god damn it)
<DM>	oh you're back
<Green_Enrics>	(I literally just came bacl)
<DM>	screw it, rol $3d10
<Green_Enrics>	$3d10
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2 and 2. Total: 12. Successes: 1.
<Green_Enrics>	FUCKING
<DM>	nope, nvm, lol
<OhCee>	No dice
<Gouanaco>	O-o
<Green_Enrics>	Just skip my turn
<Green_Enrics>	>.>
<Green_Enrics>	<.<
*	DM reverses Leever1's and Adlez's turns, cause that's how they were.
<DM>	(sorry, when someone afks too long, I override so we're not just sitting here)
<DM>	*Adlez's turn!*
<Adlez>	great success!
*	Gouanaco is just sitting here
*	DM gives voice to Adlez
*	DM gives voice to Gouanaco
*	DM gives voice to Green_Enrics
*	Adlez uses a magnifying glass as a material focus and uses PSI Flash on the remaining Leever1!
<Leever1>	!!!
<Adlez>	$5d10 against Leever (Roll Wisdom!)
<Navi>	Adlez: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 5, 3 and 7. Total: 30. Successes: 4.
<Leever1>	$1d10
<Navi>	Leever1: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 7. Total: 7. Successes: 1.
<OhCee>	I blame The_Law
<Adlez>	I could have done better
<DM>	4 - 1 = 3 -2 = 1 damage
<DM>	(all yours, Mr. Death)
<Adlez>	*The leaver leaves without giving us his number
<Adlez>	*then explodes!
<Adlez>	$endturn
<Navi>	Adlez: Want to end your turn? Wait until it comes up!
<Leever1>	WAIT, IT'S 481-516-2342---- *dies*
<Leever1>	$removeme
<Navi>	Leever1 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7) and Adlez (3).
*	Leever1 is now known as X__X
<Adlez>	$endturn
<Navi>	Adlez has ended their turn. OhCee: It is your turn now.
*	Green_Enrics calls that number
<Navi>	Turn Order: OhCee (10), Gouanaco (10), Green_Enrics (7) and Adlez (3).
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM>	(anyone here familiar with that number set?
<DM>	(4 8 15 16 23 42?)
<Green_Enrics>	(Nope)
<Gouanaco>	yeh thats my bank accoutn number
<Green_Enrics>	lol
<Gouanaco>	...
<DM>	(no one saw Lost?)
<Gouanaco>	erm i mean
<DM>	lol
<Gouanaco>	lets go further!!
<Green_Enrics>	Ugh
<OhCee>	Not without frolls
<DM>	+9 EXP
<DM>	+$9d8 Rupees
*	Green_Enrics punches a wall, angry about the fact that she was useless
<DM>	Random item drops....
<OhCee>	$9d8
<Navi>	OhCee: You rolled 9 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 1, 4, 3, 5, 6, 3 and 3. Total: 35.
<DM>	$3d12
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 12 Sides. Result: 11, 9 and 12. Total: 32.
<Adlez>	each?
<DM>	actually, should be d10, cause no one can even use scroll #2s....
<DM>	$3d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10 and 3. Total: 14. Successes: 2.
<Green_Enrics>	$9d8
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 1, 1, 3, 7, 4, 8 and 4. Total: 37.
<Gouanaco>	$9d8
<Navi>	Gouanaco: You rolled 9 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 4, 3, 3, 4, 3, 5 and 4. Total: 35.
<DM>	*A Nature Scroll #1 drops!* - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22-post-41.html#pid41
<Gouanaco>	:D
*	OhCee snags the Nature Scroll
<Gouanaco>	o-o
<Adlez>	$9d8
<Gouanaco>	is it each? or just for OhCee
<Navi>	Adlez: You rolled 9 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 5, 6, 7, 4, 6, 1 and 1. Total: 44.
<Adlez>	nifty
<DM>	Just one Nature Scroll #1 dropped, and OhCee yoinked it.
<DM>	The Rupees are for everyone though.
<Gouanaco>	yeh ik
<Gouanaco>	k
<Gouanaco>	OhCee use it well
<Adlez>	yay
<OhCee>	I already did
<OhCee>	Learned new spell
*	OhCee turns upsidedown
*	Green_Enrics grabs OhCee by her feet and carries her
<Adlez>	onward and forward!
*	OhCee jumps off and lands on her feet
*	OhCee walks
*	Gouanaco walks carefully forwards
<Gouanaco>	Okay whats are formation?
<Gouanaco>	Me first!
<Adlez>	Me torch!
<Gouanaco>	k
<Gouanaco>	ill draw a pick
<Gouanaco>	once every has chosen
<DM>	*The enemies lay defeated- err, pulverized, as you all kinda made them explode, and ahead of you, the cave path seems to grow a bit taller. You could probably fit a dragon in here now!*
<DM>	(relax, I'm not sticking a dragon on you guys)
<DM>	(.... maybe later)
*	Green_Enrics throws OhCee at Adlez
<DM>	*You even see two bombplants growing on the ceiling above you.*
<Gouanaco>	WHAT IS EVERYONES POSITION!
*	OhCee gets picked up and thrown
<Gouanaco>	im in front
<DM>	(lol, this isn't Space Hulk)
<Gouanaco>	Adlez is torch
*	Adlez avoids getting hit by OhCee
<Gouanaco>	on right
*	OhCee crashes into a wall
<Adlez>	I'm guessing I shouldn't light those?
<Gouanaco>	DM posistioning is eveyrthing
<Gouanaco>	from what i remeber
*	Green_Enrics is beside Gouanaco, all emo and what not
<Gouanaco>	guys plz im gonna draw a map of our positions so we know are formation
<Gouanaco>	k
<DM>	remember that this game is based more on JRPGs and not D&D... it takes a few elements from D&D, the rest goes to DM style, which for me.... I'm not really one for positions, unless there's like, archers on a tower, meaning you wouldn't be able to melee attack them
<Gouanaco>	OhCee?
<Gouanaco>	where are u?
*	OhCee pops out of the wall
<Gouanaco>	yeh still
<Gouanaco>	its make it more fun
*	Adlez heavily agrees with Wind
<DM>	If ya say so....
<Gouanaco>	OhCee where are you? on the flank?
<OhCee>	What?
<Adlez>	*No... positioning really isn't more fun. It's a waste of time, really
<Gouanaco>	okay u are
<Gouanaco>	nuff said
<Gouanaco>	lets go on
<DM>	*The bombplants hover over you like a plot device killing Fireblast.*
<DM>	(.... I don't know)
<OhCee>	(._.)
<Adlez>	Anybody got something to cut the wicks off those?
<Adlez>	I got a stick
<DM>	*You can try to reach on your tip-toes, and it's still a few meters off.*
<DM>	$1d2
<Navi>	DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
<Green_Enrics>	Well, I'm expendable with my current equipment, soooo
<DM>	$1d2
<Navi>	DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
<DM>	(Don't me, I'm just rolling some dice, carry one)
<DM>	*on
<Gouanaco>	Okay guys here we go: http://imageupload.co.uk/files/7o4prh1eiw8bllc9xbea.png
<DM>	(that was fast)
<Gouanaco>	:D
<Gouanaco>	okay someone stand on Greens shoulders
*	Adlez aproves
<Green_Enrics>	...
<DM>	(And no one bought a boomerang that day.)
<Adlez>	Don't look at me! I'm lvl 2
*	Green_Enrics grabs OhCee and throws her up there
<Gouanaco>	Climbs on Greens shoulders and uses his hammer to carefully knock one into Adlez's hand
*	OhCee gets grabbed and thrown into the ceiling
*	Gouanaco ^
*	OhCee gets stuck for a while
<DM>	(Green, roll Power. If you get 5 success, OhCee gets there.)
<Adlez>	Gotcha! Slippery bugger!
<Gouanaco>	:/
<Green_Enrics>	$7d10
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 7, 7, 3, 2 and 2. Total: 26. Successes: 2.
<DM>	(If you roll less than 5, OhCee falls on.... Gouanaco
<Gouanaco>	AH!
<Green_Enrics>	Oops!
*	OhCee falls on Gouanaco
*	Gouanaco shows OhCee off
<Green_Enrics>	Sorry
<DM>	*You hear the sounds of footsteps from ahead. They seem to be coming slowly towards you.*
<Gouanaco>	o-o
<Gouanaco>	throws his hammer at the things
<Gouanaco>	on the roof*
*	Green_Enrics just gonna step away from everyone, I'll only be a burden to ya'll
<OhCee>	Let's just use Gouanaco as a meat shield
<Gouanaco>	:/
<Green_Enrics>	Or better yet
<Gouanaco>	i am the fron tgu
*	Adlez shoves the bomb in my shopping bag
*	DM reminds Green_Enrics that if she doesn't step it up, Red_Enrics is just gonna get farther away. And there's Nolyghots with him, too.
*	Green_Enrics throws OhCee at where the sound of footsteps is coming from
<Green_Enrics>	$7d10
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 3, 5, 10, 3 and 2. Total: 38. Successes: 5.
<DM>	*Green is successful in throwwing OhCee at the source of the footsteps!*
*	Gouanaco Hides in the darkness
*	OhCee gets thrown
<DM>	[???]: Ow! What the heck?!
*	OhCee crashes into... Something?
<Green_Enrics>	I can't trust that Ghost Lady! What if she possesses Red? ;~;
<DM>	*You stumble into a person, though you can't see who it is.*
*	OhCee gets up all dizzy
<DM>	(anyone got torchlight 2- I mean a torch?
*	Adlez brings a torch
<Green_Enrics>	I haven't fought anything in a coupe years
<Green_Enrics>	*coupel
<Green_Enrics>	*couple
<DM>	*The torchlight reveals the person to be a young boy (relax Goriya, I'm not redoing the haunted kid trick), probably only 7 or 8 years old. He's carrying a Deku Stick, and he seems fairly rugged, and his clothes have a few wears and tears.*
*	X_X is now known as Child
<Child>	Hey! Did you just THROW yourself at me?!
<Green_Enrics>	Hmm?
*	Child glares at OhCee.
<OhCee>	She threw me
*	OhCee points at Green_Enrics
<Child>	Hah! A woman throwing someone? Come on, that can't be true!
<OhCee>	Green_Enrics
*	Green_Enrics cracks her knuckles
<OhCee>	Throw me
<OhCee>	Again
<Green_Enrics>	You wanna bet, kid?
<Child>	You threw yourself at me, cause you were SCARED of my footsteps, weren't you!
<Child>	Yeah, I'll bet alright!
*	Child grabs his Deku Stick and readies it.
<Child>	Bring it, if I can beat my mommy, I can beat any woman!
<DM>	(Dear god)
*	Green_Enrics throws OhCee at...Gouanaco
<Green_Enrics>	$7d10
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 6, 1, 10, 8 and 1. Total: 35. Successes: 5.
*	OhCee crashes into Gouanaco
<DM>	*OhCee is flung at... where'd Gouanaco go?*
<DM>	"* Gouanaco Hides in the darkness"
<Adlez>	Woah woah woah now! No need for that
<DM>	*OhCee meets the wall as the wall greets him with a cavernous smile.*
<Child>	O_O
<OhCee>	(Her*)
*	Green_Enrics cracks her knuckles and glares at the Child. (Roll Power, She's threatening. :3)
<Green_Enrics>	$7d10
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 1, 8, 8, 2 and 5. Total: 37. Successes: 5.
*	Child backs away, after seeing Green_Enrics chuck OhCee.
<Child>	Wo-woa-
<Child>	$3d10
<Navi>	Child: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9 and 7. Total: 20. Successes: 2.
*	Child huddles up and shivers in fear.
*	Green_Enrics pats the Child on his head
<Child>	I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought I could fight the world on my own, but-
<Green_Enrics>	Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you
*	Child looks up.
*	Child starts tearing a bit, but he chippers up as Green turns nice.
<Green_Enrics>	Those clothes look kinda dirty
<DM>	(FYI - With the exception of Fran and Strange Doc, NPCs do not have plot armor.)
*	Green_Enrics gives him some spare clothes and armor she had.
<Green_Enrics>	(rofl)
<Green_Enrics>	(You say that right after I said that.)
<DM>	(come on, you know too many games and animes have it!)
*	Sephiroth straps a couple of ticking time-bombs to Fran and fires him out of a cannon.
<DM>	(lol)
*	X__X is now known as Fran
<Fran>	WHY DOES GOD HATE ME SOOOOOOOOOOO- *explodes as Michael Bay claps*
*	Fran is now known as X__X
*	OhCee pops out of the wall
<OhCee>	Was that Fran?
*	Sephiroth kicks OhCee out the window.
*	Sephiroth has kicked OhCee from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in jail! «14,511»)
*	Child sees the blood on the armor, but he feels a bit safer.
<Green_Enrics>	Now then
<Child>	Thanks, granny!
<Green_Enrics>	How long have you been in here?
<Green_Enrics>	..."granny"? ...
<Child>	Umm... uhh... I was coming back from Goron City.... uhhh....
<Child>	Yeah, you're super strong, just like my granny, and not like my mommy!
*	Green_Enrics laughs
<Child>	Umm.... three days? I think I got lost somewhere.
<OhCee>	Gouanaco, where are you?
<Green_Enrics>	Three days, huh? You're probably starving!
<Child>	Oh, and I fought off a huuuuge dodongo! I couldn't scratch it, but... boy, did he sure run away!
<Child>	Starving? Nah.
*	Child gets out a bit of cooked meat.
*	Gouanaco doesn't respond
<Green_Enrics>	Wait a second, huge dodongo, where?
<Child>	I cooked some Keese earlier. It was goooood.
*	OhCee walks around to find Gouanaco
<Child>	Oh, it's upper ground, so I hope you're not going to Goron City, cause that would be baaaad. That guy is tough.
<Adlez>	Lets go do it!
<Child>	But if you stay in the lower areas, I'm sure you'll be just fine. I think one of these paths reaches... Kakariko? But that's not where my home is, so I went back in.
<Green_Enrics>	Well, my accidentally set up crew is kind of on the verge of killing that Dodongo...and gathering other things.
<Child>	!!!
<Child>	B-b-but... that d-d-dongo... it even has a name. It's uhh... what is it? It was really really confusing. .... I don't remember.
*	OhCee drags Gouanaco
*	Gouanaco "eh!"
<Green_Enrics>	Ugh, one moment kid
<OhCee>	Gouanaco you chicken
<Gouanaco>	I was playing it safe
*	Green_Enrics throws a rock at Gouanaco
<Green_Enrics>	Anyways
*	Sephiroth kicks Green_Enrics out the window.
*	Sephiroth has kicked Green_Enrics from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Mario! «14,512»)
*	Green_Enrics (ad39bfc0@ircip3.mibbit.com) has joined #zurpg
<Gouanaco>	This child of yours could be evil
*	Gouanaco catches the rock
<Green_Enrics>	$recall
<Green_Enrics>	Anyways
<Gouanaco>	Anyways
<Gouanaco>	lets go
<Child>	I-I'm not evil! I'm a GOOD guy!
<Green_Enrics>	I know, I trust you
*	Gouanaco looks at the Child
<Child>	^_^
<Adlez>	I agree, let's go
*	Child backs away from Gouanaco.
*	Gouanaco snares at the child
<Gouanaco>	come on
<DM>	(I believe you're looking for snarles)
<Gouanaco>	we have some dondongo to kil
<DM>	(snarls)
<Gouanaco>	meh yeh
<Green_Enrics>	Stay by my side, Kid, you don't wanna get hurt
*	Gouanaco walks back to the left way
<Green_Enrics>	Hmm
<Child>	Wha? But... yuo guys are going to Goron City? Hmm.... alright.
<Green_Enrics>	If you cooked Keese, then that means that there are Keese in this area
*	Child stays close to Green's leg.
*	Gouanaco passes the +1 luck paste once called Leever2
<Child>	Yeah, there should be some Keese just ahead. Like, a company of them!
*	Gouanaco is wondering when we will reach the intersection
<DM>	(KEESE AND CO FTW)
<OhCee>	(No)
<Green_Enrics>	Don't worry kid, I'll be sure to take you home after we finish our mission
<OhCee>	(Out)
<DM>	IawwO
<DM>	(aww)
<Child>	Okay! :D
<Gouanaco>	Lets go
<Green_Enrics>	Just stay close and out of Dnager
<Green_Enrics>	*Danger
<Adlez>	Wouldn't want to find yourself in the DANGER ZONE
*	Green_Enrics punches Adlez
<Green_Enrics>	$7d10
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 6, 1, 6, 9 and 9. Total: 46. Successes: 7.
*	OhCee facepalms
<Adlez>	do you really want to do that?
<DM>	(Green - punches everything. It's like Steve from Minecraft.)
<Green_Enrics>	(NOOOOOOOOO)
<OhCee>	(Okay DM, you are drunk, go home)
<Green_Enrics>	(Just go with *Adlez fall down or something.)
<DM>	*You head farther down the cave path when you reach a clearing. There appears to be sunlight streaming in from above through small holes in the ceiling.*
<Gouanaco>	Okay guys heres the update: http://imageupload.co.uk/files/azy5k0uin5rvbyn30xli.png
<DM>	(lol)
<Green_Enrics>	(You're not leading right now though)
<Gouanaco>	yes i am
<Green_Enrics>	(Fiiiine)
*	Gouanaco marches forward
<DM>	*There's a treasure chest to the left, and at the other side of the clearing is yet another tunnel.*
*	Gouanaco walks around the chest looking at it
<Child>	Oh, that chest. It's not locked, but I'm not strong enough to open it. I don't know what's in there.
<Adlez>	Smash it!
<Green_Enrics>	So it isn't a trap?
<DM>	(Anyone wanna try to open the chest? Power roll)
*	Gouanaco opens the chest from behind
<Child>	I
<Gouanaco>	&8d10
*	Green_Enrics tries to open it
<Child>	I 'unno.
<Gouanaco>	$8d10
<Green_Enrics>	$7d10
<Navi>	Gouanaco: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 2, 10, 10, 7, 3 and 6. Total: 44. Successes: 7.
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 8, 2, 8, 2 and 9. Total: 39. Successes: 4.
<Gouanaco>	:/
<Gouanaco>	u failed
<Gouanaco>	lol
<DM>	*Your combined efforts end up causing the top to fly off its hinges.*
<Gouanaco>	(i think)
<Gouanaco>	OH!
<Adlez>	And that's how you solve puzzles!
<Gouanaco>	its combined
<Gouanaco>	:D
*	Green_Enrics slaps Gouanaco for that rude comment
<Gouanaco>	:/
<Child>	COOL!
*	Green_Enrics checks the chest
<Gouanaco>	heh
<Adlez>	Droppin' knowledge like bombs!
<Green_Enrics>	Hmm
<Gouanaco>	closes the lid while Green is rummagging through it
<DM>	*You look in the treasure, and light emanates from the chest. You all mysteriously receive 10 Rupees and 1 Experience.*
<Green_Enrics>	(What's in here.)
*	Gouanaco ^
<DM>	*Nothing else appears to be in the chest.*
<Green_Enrics>	Excellent
<Adlez>	huzzah!
<Gouanaco>	:D
<DM>	(Yes, I know your xp amounts, lol)
<Sephiroth>	The treasure also blinds DM as well.
<OhCee>	(So everyone gets a level up?)
*	Green_Enrics gains a level
<DM>	(yep)
<Gouanaco>	i lvled up :D
<Child>	waow coooool but do u no whaaaay pettle?
<Gouanaco>	DM ill send u the details and could u update me profile
<Sephiroth>	Because how does someone look into a treasure, when it's really the treasure chest.
*	Adlez gains a level
<DM>	(... good point Sephiroth, lol)
<DM>	kay
*	Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the Budweiser Beer factory! Drink up! :P «14,513»)
*	Sephiroth walks away
<DM>	yep, I'm definitely drunk
<Adlez>	*with power?
*	Green_Enrics finishes setting up her level up
<DM>	both
<Adlez>	what is the xp requirement for 4?
<Green_Enrics>	Now then
<Green_Enrics>	Let us continue
<DM>	0/20
<DM>	errr
<DM>	0/15
<Adlez>	done
<Adlez>	oh, ok
<Green_Enrics>	(EXP Requirements = Level x 5)
<DM>	the experience needed to level up is equal to your level * 5
<DM>	yeah
<Green_Enrics>	(In other words, everytime you level up, increase that number by 5.)
<Green_Enrics>	Now then
<Green_Enrics>	Let us continue
*	OhCee rolls
<DM>	*Suddenly, as you are enjoying a nice drink of wealth and power and experience, two firey Keese appear!*
<Green_Enrics>	Oh
<Child>	Ack!
*	OhCee stops
*	OhCee rolls back and gets up
<Green_Enrics>	Good time you wield a wooden Sword!
*	Child remembers something.
<Child>	Hey, there were bombs in the ceiling where we were earlier, right?
<Adlez>	Yup, i got one
<Child>	Heh, you couldn't chuck a bomb at one of those flying things!
<Green_Enrics>	(BRB)
<Child>	I got an easier way. Follow me!
*	Child runs back towards where you came from.
*	OhCee shrugs
*	Gouanaco follows the small weak child
*	Green_Enrics rushes to follow the child
<Adlez>	Probably not
<Green_Enrics>	(Back. :3)
*	OhCee follows the Child
<DM>	*You follow the Child back. You end up passing where the bombs in the ceiling are.*
<Gouanaco>	well derr
<Gouanaco>	its a one way passage
<Gouanaco>	:p
<DM>	(NOTE - Keese fly high. These ones are on fire. GENTLEMEN!*
*	Gouanaco yells at the keese to come HERE!!
<Adlez>	ahem... "ladies"
*	Gouanaco runs
<DM>	*The firey Keese end up lighting the bombs as they try to come after you, and at once, the bombs explode and kill them in an instant.*
<Adlez>	yay!
<Gouanaco>	and the cave collapses?
<Green_Enrics>	Well
<Adlez>	Dumb keese
<DM>	*The cave stays stable, oddly.*
<Green_Enrics>	Thanks Kid
<Gouanaco>	...
<Child>	See? Wasn't that COOL?!
*	Gouanaco stops running
<Adlez>	Have you done this before?
*	Gouanaco grabs the child
<Green_Enrics>	I was about to use Adlez as bait, but this works too
<Gouanaco>	Why didnt you tell us there was FIRE KEESE!
<Child>	Yeah, it's how I stopped the big Dodongo earlier!
<Gouanaco>	*at the child*
<Child>	Eee.....
*	Child backs away from scary Gouanaco.
<OhCee>	Calm down Gouanaco
<Adlez>	You got spunk, kid
<Gouanaco>	.
<Child>	Well... I think they're weapons, aren't they?
*	Green_Enrics comforts the child
*	Child feels warm and tingly.
*	Green_Enrics points her sword at Gouanaco
<Green_Enrics>	Scare the child again, and I'll use you as bait, got it?!
<DM>	*Although you don't get EXP (you only get EXP if you fight enemies in a battle), you do get Rupees and random item drops for their rather insta-deaths.*
<Adlez>	Make it rain!
<DM>	+$8d8 Rupees for everyone!
<DM>	$2d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7 and 9. Total: 16. Successes: 2.
<Green_Enrics>	8d8
<OhCee>	$8d8
<Navi>	OhCee: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 4, 6, 6, 6, 3 and 8. Total: 36.
<DM>	wow.... heck, I'm rerolling that, lol
<DM>	$2d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2 and 9. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
<DM>	there we go
<Adlez>	um, which?
<Gouanaco>	$8d8
<Navi>	Gouanaco: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 1, 1, 3, 6, 6 and 7. Total: 38.
<DM>	*A Heart Container drops! Who wants it?*
<Gouanaco>	ME!
*	OhCee snags the thing
<Adlez>	!greed
<Gouanaco>	plz
*	OhCee throws it at a random person
<OhCee>	$1d3
<Navi>	OhCee: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<Adlez>	$1d3
<Navi>	Adlez: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
*	OhCee ends up throwing it towards Gouanaco
<Gouanaco>	:D
*	Gouanaco takes it
*	Gouanaco feels more calmer
<Green_Enrics>	$1d3
<Navi>	Green_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<Green_Enrics>	(?)
<Adlez>	dunno
<DM>	(the $1d3 was for "random person")
<Green_Enrics>	oh
<Gouanaco>	...
<Gouanaco>	Ochee threw it at me
<Gouanaco>	though...?
<Gouanaco>	???
<DM>	yep
<Adlez>	$8d8
<DM>	all yours
<Navi>	Adlez: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 2, 5, 8, 7, 1 and 8. Total: 43.
<Gouanaco>	okay
<Gouanaco>	Thanks guys
<DM>	*The cave seems stable and did not collapse. The bombs have not grown back though, it seems. Don't think they will for a while.*
<Gouanaco>	:(
<Adlez>	bummer. good think I grabbed one earlier
<Child>	Onwards we go, yippee!
*	Child goes back to the clearing.
<DM>	(chipper little kid, ain't he?)
*	Green_Enrics rushes to catch up to him
*	Gouanaco wants to know if he can use the Heart Container?
*	Gouanaco walks along
<Green_Enrics>	Calm yourself, kid
<Green_Enrics>	You don't wanna get killed do you?
<DM>	oh, uhh... I'll update your profile Gouanaco after the session, and it'll include the heart container
<Gouanaco>	thx
*	Child seems to be steadfast, swinging the Deku Stick around.
<Gouanaco>	in a few hours the internet will become unblocked
<Gouanaco>	and ill got but some stuff and do my profile etc
<DM>	heh
<Gouanaco>	buy*
<DM>	*This seems like a good stopping point... sooo....*
*	DM drops a pause.
<Gouanaco>	Lets make camp
<DM>	*You make a camp in the clearing, using the materials that God- I mean DM has given you.*
<DM>	-=QUEST PAUSE==-