CronoSMagnum - Today at 1:14 PM
You know how Kyoko could get under Strike's skin?
just pay someone to dress up in a poorly made Strike Costume and glamour everyone but Strike to see it as the real thing
then film a dozen sitcoms about her and Astra
It would be hilarious
and probably make Strike punch many things
Zel - Today at 1:16 PM
"No more TV in this house."
CronoSMagnum - Today at 1:17 PM
Sig secretly starts watching on her tablet
Zel - Today at 1:18 PM
But there's certainly no shortage of ways that Kyoko can get under Strike's skin. She's pretty much Unity-verse's Mister Mxyptlk - or Madman.
CronoSMagnum - Today at 1:18 PM
It's the best~
Glamour City LLC makes a TCG
Of superheroes
Strike is the only rep from Unity
and has thirteen different variants of her in various forms of MC
she features in every MC based card
And every Statuefication card
in an otherwise mostly clean game
Every single card featuring Strike is sent to her directly and are enchanted to be indestructable
Kids get glamoured to ask Strike to autograph the Statuefication ones
Zel - Today at 1:23 PM
Such evil!
CronoSMagnum - Today at 1:23 PM
Right?
Some kids ask her why she isn't a statue right now
And comment on how happy the picture looks of her as a statue
Three sets down the line, Astra gets a card
it is statistically superior to Strike's card in every way
The two are featured in a "vs" pack
Zel - Today at 1:25 PM
Now you're just being mean to the poor girl :stuck_out_tongue:
CronoSMagnum - Today at 1:26 PM
During the set following Astra's introduction, an "Alternate" Strike is introduced
It's just Strike in an outfit similar to Astra's, with Astra's properties.
No official "story content" is ever released about it
But players all agree AstraStrike is infinitely superior
Zel - Today at 1:28 PM
"How does that even- That doesn't even make sense!"
CronoSMagnum - Today at 1:29 PM
"Hey, don't blame us~." shrugs the kitsune who is handing out the cards. "The fans want what the fans want!"
and holy crap man
that is some just straight bs Sarah's being put through
Zel - Today at 1:32 PM
Yep
CronoSMagnum - Today at 1:33 PM
Continuing on, Sig eventually picks up the TCG without realizing any of the above has occured, stumbles upon Strike's indestructable cards and assumes she's a player as well
She runs a Kyoko based deck
Buys Strike a Fatbox of boosters from the new Central Island Throwdown set for her birthday