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Monster Girl Convenience Store

Mar 27th, 2017
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  1. The Monster Girl Convenience Store
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  3. Succubus with a banana in one hand and a zucchini in the other
  4. an indicisive look on her face
  5. Sees a kappa pass by and puts them both in her cart before going to the cucumber section
  6. kitsune in the hair care isle with 5 bottles of shampoo and conditioner
  7. Guy grabs a box of cereal
  8. Cat butt
  9. guy walks by with his hellhound daughter in the cart holding onto a box of sugary cerial
  10. Danuki handing the teller a stack of coupons for her purchase
  11. Said hellhound is eating from the cereal, vibrating slightly. Don't give your daugteru sugary cereals, prevent destruction.
  12. she ends up giving her change anyway
  13. Danukis always make a profit
  14. a harpy daughter complaning that shes been walking too long and wants to fly
  15. Random pixie stuck inside one of those 25 cent capsule toy machines after trying to take one out without paying
  16. Alraune in charge of the floral department, signs for honey bees to not bother the merchandise OR the sales lady.
  17. Picture of a particular Grizzly says that she is banned from the floral department
  18. Guy getting some really judgmental looks as he browses through the condoms.
  19. a sucubus leading a male employee into the public washroom by his hand
  20. another succubus leading a male shopper into the employee break room.
  21. Yet another. The handicapped stall. "More room for 'positioning'"
  22. A demon telemarketer offering men deals off their souls.
  23. Demons in the Customer Service Department. "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Well if you sign here I'm certain we will be able to improve your customer experience."
  24. >Reads the fine print
  25. "Attention shoppers, ask about our Members Discount Card! All you need to do is find the nearest Demon employee and she'll tell you the rest."
  26. A satyros in the alcohol section of the store that constantly gets in trouble for giving people free samples
  27. "Also, clean up on aisle 5"
  28. >Bubble slime begins to head to aisle 5
  29. a baphomet crying that she lost her family but you see her stop when she thinks no ones paying attention anymore
  30. Weresheep greeters, with quick shavers handy to also serve as security.
  31. Witches in front of the store selling Girl Scout Cookies and Potions
  32. A doppelgänger constantly changing form to get more and more free samples.
  33. Ogre security guard that likes to constantly crack her knuckles
  34. centaur in the produce section with two carts full of nothing but veggies berating her boyfriend for trying to sneak in a package of bacon. "But sweetie, it's organic"
  35. "No darling we said we were going to **be vegans** "
  36. "For a vegan, you sure love sausage"
  37. arachne maintaince worker replacing lights upside down on the celing
  38. Gremlin working at the electronics section
  39. A holstaur going in the back to get ready the next shipment of fresh milk.
  40. A yukki-onna looking through the freezer section
  41. A cheshire eyeing the fresh fish
  42. a yeti with a sign outside saying free hugs
  43. A Cancer looking into the tank of live lobsters
  44. A couple werewolves constantly eyeing the butcher and the entire meat section drooling slightly
  45. A Cyclops inspecting the latest kitchen knife and debating whether she could make a better one
  46. A Mermaid in charge of the fresh fish section, a Red Cap in charge of the butchers department.
  47. Cursed sword as a part of the butchery
  48. Dullahan buying a roll of duct tape (not a scarf) "sometimes a girl just wants to play sports"
  49. A Kiki and shog looking through the cleaning supplies debating on what would be the chemical to clean with. (The shog is a cleaning chemical)
  50. Siren trying out the different types of headsets
  51. Giant slug reading the ingredients on the box to make sure it doesn't have salt
  52. Giant slug quickly realizes that everything has salt in it.
  53. Wererabbit filling a basket full of the largest carrots she could find.
  54. Succubus from before sees the wererabbit and is now heading to the carrot section
  55. a worker following the slug wit a mop and bucket
  56. (slug would get on one of those electric scooters to get around quicker)
  57. A loud beeping sound is heard as the giant slug begins to back out of an aisle
  58. A gazer security officer watching the the security cameras while on her phone eating donuts.
  59. cat girl twins playing in one of those giant plastic car carts as thier father trys to keep it in a straight line
  60. A hellhound with a cart loaded with the spiciest food she can find.
  61. Kobold trying out different collars
  62. Edgy scene teenage onis hanging around the alcohol aisle
  63. A dwarf run Jewelry department where they make their own jewelry there.
  64. Lizard(wo)man Cashiers. Try pulling any shenanigans on them...
  65. Random people tripping over a lamias tail
  66. The dragon sits on top of the vault
  67. "Excuse me... Ma'am... You don't work here..." "So?" "So... Can you please stop sitting on all our money?"
  68. ant girls hovering around the candy isle
  69. Two dark priestesses outside trying to get "donations"
  70. Gargoyle debating over getting a bag of cement or self hardening clay
  71. "We have a problem in the freezer section. The glacies are back and we're not sure how to get them to leave"
  72. "You know what, turn off the freezer. If they're going to stay in there, might as well save a few bucks"
  73. Kejourou giving hair care advice to the earlier kitsune
  74. "We ask you nicely to please stop leaving playing cards around in the floor. The trumparts are getting confused and can't find their way home"
  75. Leanan sidhe having trouble finding crayons her size
  76. Fighting with succubi to get anywhere near the half off milk sale.
  77. Nightmare giving her husband a look as he considers buying a dreamcatcher
  78. The previously mentioned holstaur coming out of the back to stock the fresh milk.
  79. her bust noticably smaller
  80. Large Mouse carrying a box of cheez it to her cart
  81. Invisible (Cheshire) Stalkers everywhere
  82. Signs of Monster Girls banned from the store for constantly stealing merchandise, male employees, and customers.
  83. Sandworm waiting in the parking lot for her husband to finish shopping
  84. a echidna family haveing problems keeping all the kids together and not causing problems
  85. A medusa browsing a section of different statues in the gardening department.
  86. Doing her best to not look at that cute stock boy, while her snakes are just shy of catcalling.
  87. An undine appreciating the design of the outdoor decorative fountains that look like jars
  88. Aluranes trying to pick up men by being in the gardening section in amongst the product
  89. An ignis looking at the assortment of grills for sale
  90. Or possibly trying to sell them telling customers what burns the best and what cooks meat the most even.
  91. Hornet being pushed out of the gardening section for being confused with a bee
  92. A hornet enraged that they sell wasp killer without background checks
  93. A gnome looking at the several types of fertilizers they have for sale
  94. A sign outside he store that has various pictures of wurms on it stating they were banned for coming in, eating the food, knocking over shelves and not paying.
  95. Ignis is in charge of the fireworks
  96. Ignis should not be near the fireworks.
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