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\centering{\huge Bob Dobbs}\\
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%	WORK EXPERIENCE
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\section*{Recent Work Experience}

{\raggedright\large Software Engineer\\
\textit{VR Dealio}\\}
{\raggedleft\textsc{blahblah someyear - }\par}
\normalsize{20th technical hire, only data engineer at a 90-person venture-backed VR training startup. I was the only person working on the data pipeline for deployed VR rigs at every Foobar academy, at many of Moobar's training centers, Fibooboo's training center, Boobar's Wallachistan plant, 7 NFL teams, and lots of other customers you've heard of. Supervised interns, interviewed candidates.}\\
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{\raggedright\large Backend Engineer\\
\textit{Bop Dobbs Corp}\\}
{\raggedleft\textsc{blahblah someyear - blahblah someyear}\par}
\normalsize{Worked on the full stack at this venture-backed sales AI startup as third technical employee. Implemented a front-end redesign of the web application in two weeks. Saved 60\% of monthly AWS spend by dealing with problems in the build system. Shepherded the company's flagship app through the Foomoinka security review process. Wrote a Chrome extension for the end user communicating with an API, which metamorphosized into the core product.}\\
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{\raggedright\large Data Engineer\\
\textit{Lollerskates.io}\\}
{\raggedleft\textsc{blahblah someyear - blahblah someyear}\par}
\normalsize{First technical employee. Made a system to handle logging on a 50 request/second autocomplete-as-a-service system and maintained a 99.99\% SLA for that system. Was on call 24/7. Wrote and/or rewrote 7 autocomplete clients in 7 languages, including one on display on bobdobbs.com. Made performance optimizations on the autocomplete system. Made introductions to venture capitalists and angel investors, helping with \$250k of a \$1 million series A round.}

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\section*{Education}

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someyear - someyear & \textbf{Master of Science} \\
& \textsc{Bob Dobbs Systems} \\
& \textit{Thesis under Bob Dobbs:}\\
& \textsc{Bob Dobbs Analysis}\\
& \textsc{of Nonverbal Behavior}\\
& \textit{Plutocrat University}\\
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someyear - someyear & \textbf{Bachelor of Science} \\
& \textsc{Bob Dobbs Systems} \\
& \textsc{(Artificial Intelligence)} \\
& \textit{Plutocrat University}\\
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1337 Bob Dobbs Fillmore St & lollerskatesno@lol.com \\ % Address
San Francisco, CA 94115 & github: lol\\
(420) 420-6969 & US Citizen\\
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\section*{Side Projects}

Lol these are too easy to dox
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%	SKILLS
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\section*{Skills}

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\textbf{I have shipped, for money, products using}\\
Python (+ Numpy/Scipy/Pandas, Flask, TensorFlow)\\
(+ NetworkX, wxPython, Django, nltk, Scikit-Learn),\\
(+ Chainer, Scrapy, PyTorch, Luigi, Hypothesis)\\
Java (+ Android, Maven, Ant), PHP, C\#, R,\\
Javascript (+ vue.js, jQuery, d3.jst), Redis (+ Celery, RQ)\\
Ruby (+ Rails), Lua(+ Torch, Redis Scripts)\\
PostgreSQL, MySQL, MongoDB, SQLite\\
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\textbf{I also know}\\
C, C++, Mathematica, MATLAB\\
Racket, Julia, Scala\\
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\textbf{I have shipped, for money, products using}\\
A variety of linear models and kernel models,\\
Logistic regressions, Bayes networks, k-nearest neighbors,\\
Multilayer perceptrons, Convolutional neural net\\
(ResNet and others, with lots of the standard tricks),\\
Recurrent multilayer perceptrons (RNN), LSTM RNN\\
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\textbf{I also have been paid money to use/do}\\
\LaTeX, Git (+ Git Plumbing, Dulwich),\\
Linux, Windows, AWS, GCP admin, \\
Ansible, Jenkins, Travis CI, TFS, JIRA admin, \\
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I was also an officer in the Plutocrat school ACM and\\
an Advising Fellow for the Bob Dobbs Systems program.
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