Optimelle 1.1 - Now with 10ish% less warping!

Optimelle, Blacklemage Jr. without the magic part. Bunch of Optimizations by a lot of people! Why not just use the crapplemage order, it's less warps.
It means Optimal Melle.
VIDEO of this route - http://www.twitch.tv/santzo84/c/3689498
Bonus Video for going fast - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqaZ1hqXio

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Start hunter, pick up the crappy hunter shield (unless you don't want a shield up to after O&S)

*Asylum Demon*

Grab black firebombs in Undead burg, the ones in the chest
Go through burg get resin
Use resin, kill lizard before Taurus

*Taurus Demon - Resin short sword*

Smash 1 humanity after killing Taurus, and 1 while waiting for fire breath to clear before getting drake sword
Put bow in left hand, weapon in right, shoot drake with bow, un 2 hand it then resin, totally works
Shoot drake from the center of the bridge, close to him, get drake sword
Use drake sword to kill Black knight with 1 parry riposte then 2 R1 attacks
Jump down the tower instead of running back down
Send elevator down in church

*Gargoyles - Drake sword*

Ring bell, dupe the bone
Level up 22 STR 18 DEX at firelink bonfire, kill Lautrec
Put BKGS above bow so you can moveswap on elevators, and drop every other item you don't need
Grab Estoc, kill Ingward, go through New Londo to get RTSR/FaP ring, dark sign

!Kill all bosses with moveswapped BKGS from this point on unless otherwise stated!

*Quelaag*

Equip Quelaag soul after pulling lever before cutscene, then use a bone right away
Chain Dupe Quelaag soul 5 time up to parish bonfire on the elevator (use soul popping to buffer more dupes)
You'll have 60k souls from this
Rest at parish bonfire, Level up 19 END
Chestpiece is too much armor for RTSR, use just the pants for boulder skip?
Buy 16 Black Firebombs and max Blossoms

*Iron Golem - BKGS not moveswapped, Use 1 R2 on 1st leg then 1 R1 on second leg*

Level up 27 STR 21 END at AL bonfire
Smash iron golem core on elevator

*Ornstein & Smough*

Bone back (dupe if you want), place lordvessel
Warp to parish, Buy Weapon Smithbox, Caduceus Kite Shield and the Crest
Upgrade BKGS to +2 at Sif door bonfire
At this point you can level up whatever you want, don't want to touch VIT yet so you don't get even worse RTSR setups for Sif/Hydra so just level END for now


Hydra/Golden Golem (you can use 3 firebombs + 2 heads if you have enough STR)
And of course don't summon dusk, just say yes and dark sign
Warp to Anor Londo, of course get the pendant and kill the lizards
If you only kill 2 crystal lizards on the way to Seathe that's okay just kill both lizards before Artorias
Use firebomb to break Seathe's crystal

*Seathe*

+4 the BKGS, level up towards the eventual goal of 32 STR, 28 END (and 10 ATU/14 INT if you are going to hidden body)
Dusk ring swap then block the knight with estoc to RTSR Sif
Pick up hornet ring

*Sif*
*Butterfly - Black firebombs with stone armor on*
*Guardian*

Getting hidden body wastes time, just don't get hit in Oolacile (I mean you can but that does cost some time)
Level Max into VIT
Or get Hidden body if you are a golden baby and cry about dying in Oolacile and painted world
Kill the lizard on way to Artorias

*Artorias*

+5 the BKGS
Level up VIT here a bunch if you want, up what what you'd get in any% (26?)
Go see Kalameet in his room first, moveswap while waiting for him to fly off
Don't take the Manus bonfire, it wastes a ton of time

*Manus*
*Kalameet*

Warp to Firelink and Rest there, make sure to have 28 END, 32 STR (less important)
Any leftover points put into VIT. Leveling between these bosses is slow

*Stray Demon*
*Capra*
*Gaping*
*Pinwheel*
*Nito*
*4 Kings - 1 Running attack to get low, then 1 to kill and 1 as they die*

Run down to Lost Izalith, Level VIT out of the wazoo at Ceaseless Bonfire
Blossom, then shoot ceaseless with a bow and moveswap right then, before he attacks you
If you mess up just two hand the weapon and 2 cycle him

*Ceaseless*
*Firesage*
*Centipede*
*Bed of chaos - Do tokhi bombs*

Warp to AL

*Gwyndolin*
*Pris*

Warp to Firelink

*Gwyn - Parry him twice*

Achieve Skeleton Haste
Get WR