Don't Download This Show

Every day
You wake up and feel the urge
To break international copyright law
So you download anime
From nerdy torrent sites
Like Tokyo, or Baka, AnimeBytes, even Nyaa
But deep in your heart
You know you're hurting those VA's
And you know one of them voices your waifu
You might start out stealing shows
Then you're hosting muslim raids
Or stream on twitch and blaming your lack of gf on Jews

So don't download this show
The streaming sites' where you should go
Go and buy the blurays
Cause you know that you should
And don't download this show

Oh, you don't wanna fight Funimation or Sentai
They'll cut you like the dirty weeb you are
It doesn't matter if you can't afford
$60 dollar combo packs
If you download that One Piece movie, say goodbye to your car

So don't download this show
(Because) If you do, man, you fucking blow
Go and buy the blurays
Cause you know that you should
And don't download this show

Don't take away money
From studios on call
How else can poor Toei afford to make 6 more Dragonballs?
And how else will poor Togashi
Play his Dragon Quest now?
So all I ask is someway, somehow, please

Don't download this show (Don't you do it)
Let's all go support Crunchyroll! (They proofread their subs now)
Go and buy the blurays (ebay!) cause you know that you should
(Go fucking buy it)
Or don't download this show

Don't download this show (why would you even consider this)
Studio Bones needs more My Hero (there's already 4 seasons)
Go and buy the blurays (right now) cause you know that you should
(shut bittorrent down now)
Or don't download this show

Don't download this show (I don't know how else to explain this)
The depths of hell is where you'll go (you fucking sinner)
Go and buy the blurays (JUST DO IT) cause you know that you should
(you cheap bastard)

amv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9R3z4ICICw