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Payday 2 - The 12 Days of Xmas Lyrics

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Jan 26th, 2018
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  1. On the 1st day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
  2. this broke dick piece of shit drill.
  3.  
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  8.  
  9.  
  10.  
  11. On the 2nd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
  12. 2 years in jail
  13. and a broke dick piece of shit drill.
  14.  
  15. On the 3rd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
  16. 3 tires shot,
  17. 2 years in jail
  18. and a broke dick piece of shit drill.
  19.  
  20. On the 4th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
  21. 4 panicked robbers,
  22. 3 tires shot,
  23. 2 years in jail
  24. and a broke dick piece of shit drill. Which I hate.
  25.  
  26. On the 5th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
  27. 5 bullets left,
  28. 4 panicked robbers,
  29. 3 tires shot,
  30. 2 years in jail
  31. I hate this broke dick piece of shit drill.
  32.  
  33. On the 6th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
  34. 6 dozers charging.
  35. 5 bullets left.
  36. 4 panicked robbers.
  37. Come on, 3 tires shot.
  38. 2 years in jail.
  39. Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill.
  40.  
  41. On the 7th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
  42. 7 tasers buzzing.
  43. 6 dozers charging.
  44. 5 bullets left. Ammo bag.
  45. 4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
  46. Fuck, 3 tires shot.
  47. 2 years in jail.
  48. And thi-this broke shit--PIECE OF SHIT DRILL! Fo' serious!
  49.  
  50. On the 8th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
  51. 8 SWATs rapelling.
  52. 7 tasers buzzing.
  53. 6 dozers charging.
  54. 5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo!
  55. 4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
  56. 3 tires shot.
  57. 2 fucking years in jail.
  58. Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill! raging
  59.  
  60. On the 9th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
  61. 9 hostages fleeing.
  62. 8 SWATs rapelling.
  63. 7 tasers buzzing.
  64. 6 dozers charging.
  65. 5 bullets left. Ammo bag, ammo bag!
  66. 4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
  67. 3 tires shot.
  68. 2 years in jail.
  69. I came the fuck with this broke dick piece of shit drill! I mean seriously?
  70.  
  71. On the 10th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
  72. 10 seconds response time.
  73. 9 hostages fleeing.
  74. 8 SWATs rapelling.
  75. 7 tasers buzzing.
  76. 6 dozers charging.
  77. 5 bullets left.
  78. 4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
  79. AWAAAWAAAAH.
  80. 2 years in jail.
  81. YOU KNOW, FUCK THIS! FUCK THIS DRILL! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK THIS FOR!!!
  82.  
  83. On the 11th day of Christmas, Payday gave to-FUCK!
  84. 11 doors to lockpick.
  85. 10 seconds response time.
  86. 9 hostages fleeing.
  87. 8 SWATs rapelling.
  88. 7 tasers buzzing.
  89. 6 dozers charging.
  90. 5-bullets-left. Ammo, ammo!
  91. 4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
  92. AWAAAWAAAAH.FUCKING WALL!
  93. 2 years in jail.
  94. crying
  95.  
  96. On the 12th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
  97. 12 bags of coke.
  98. 11 doors to lockpick.
  99. 10 seconds response time.
  100. All hostages gone.
  101. 8 SWATs rapelling.
  102. 7 tasers buzzing.
  103. 6 dozers charging.
  104. 5 bullets left. I'm out of fucking ammo!
  105. WHEREE'S THE GEETAWAAAY?!.
  106. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  107. AND A BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRILL!
  108. FUCK MY L-I-I-F-E-E-E!
  109. "gunshot"-ARH!
  110. Crash on to the floor.
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