dongers

local Words = [==[(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡'◟◯ ͡')╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]]==];

local tbl = {};

for s in Words:gmatch("([^*]+)") do
	table.insert(tbl,s);
end

return function(msg,usr,chan)

	local number = MOD.GetVar("Dongers");

	if number == nil then
		number = 0;
	else
		number = tonumber(number);
	end

	number = tostring(number + 1);

	MOD.SetVar("Dongers",number);

	print(tbl[math.random(#tbl)] .. " " .. number .. " dongers has been raised" );
end