4chan Hazbin Hotel story: A bad day for John Doe anon

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #271
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From the prev. thread:
>John Doe haven't left his room for hours
>Not of his freewill mind you
>The maid is like a feral animal when around you
>When you're around anyone else they're just horny
>But with her, she just loses her hyperactive mind
>She's been scratching at your door for hours
>In her more lucid moments she talked to you through the door
>"Johnjohnjohnjohnjohnjohn!! Lemme in lemme in lemme iiiiiin!"
>Like right now
"No go away!"
>"If you dont let me in I'll break your legs so you can't run!"
"How is that supposed to make me want to let you in?!"
>You can hear her growling in frustration
>"FINE! FINEFINEFINE! I won't break your legs but I'm doing it the hard way!"
>You can hear her move away
>You put your ear up to the door and hear her talking so some one
>Something about using their head
>You hear a surprised "Baa!" and stomping
>The door gets slammed into from the other side
>"That's it Raz! Just a bit more!"
>Razzle obviously did not consent to this treatment
>Your door keeps getting rammed into by the diminutive cyclops armed with a goat
>You're looking for escape routes but only find your window
>The drop would kill you if you fell from this height
>You hear your door crash open
>"Here's Niffty!"
"Oh shit!"
>You get tackled to the ground and the near feral demon furiously kisses you
>You can see Razzle with a cartoonishly large lump on his head
>"We're going to have SO much fun John!"
"Razzle help!"
>The goat boi lets out a baa that sounds like him flipping you off