I’ll make an Ork out of yah.

I’ll make an Ork out of yah.
By Fa/tg/uys

Let's get down to biznezz'
To defeat the Humies.
Did they send me snotlings
When I asked for boyz?

Yer the saddest gitz I ever met
But yah can bet before we're through
Ya runtz, I'll make an Ork
Out of yah.

Tranquil as da burna
But on fire within.
Once yah find yer dakka
Yah are sure to win.

Yer a spineless, teef-less pathetic lot
And yah haven't got ah clue.
Somehow I'll make an Ork
Out of yah.

I ain't gonna catch dat squig
I fink dat grot can't see me
Boy was I a git for gettin stabbed
That boss is way to big!
Hope he doesn't krump me!
Now I really wish I knew how to fly!

[boyz] BE DA ORK
We must be swift as da kunnin' Mork
[boyz] BE DA ORK
With all the force of da brutal Gork
[boyz] BE DA ORK
With all the strength of da raging ‘orde
Mysterious as da dark side of da space hulk!

Time is racing toward us
'til the Humies arrive.
Heed my every order
And yah might survive.

You're unsuited for the rockin' of waaagh
So pack up, go home yer through
How could I make da Ork
Out of yah?

[boyz] BE DA ORK
We must be swift as da kunnin' Mork
[boyz] BE DA ORK
With all the force of da brutal Gork
[boyz] BE DA ORK
With all the strength of da raging ‘orde
Mysterious as da dark side of da space hulk!

[Da ‘ole horde] BE DA ORK
We must be swift as da kunnin' Mork
[boyz] BE DA ORK
With all the force of da brutal Gork
[boyz] BE DA ORK
With all the strength of da raging ‘orde
Mysterious as da dark side of da space hulk!
WAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!