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- Tess.
- 2
- 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:44,544
- Your air mattress
- is deflating again.
- 3
- 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,679
- Okay.
- 4
- 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:49,215
- Have you seen
- my other shoe?
- 5
- 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,651
- It's hiding from you.
- Wants you to come
- back to bed.
- 6
- 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:53,820
- As tempting
- as that sounds,
- 7
- 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,556
- I have to go somewhere
- where there's air conditioning
- before I melt.
- 8
- 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:59,359
- You know, we can solve this
- really easily
- 9
- 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:02,128
- if we just
- moved in together.
- 10
- 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,299
- It's been six months, Tess.
- 11
- 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:09,602
- I'm ready for
- a bigger commitment.
- 12
- 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:13,673
- Rodney,
- you can't even find time
- to name your goldfish.
- 13
- 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:23,616
- Found it.
- All right. One more kiss
- for the road. Come on.
- 14
- 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:25,385
- Get over here!
- No--
- 15
- 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:28,221
- I can't!
- 16
- 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:31,091
- I hato go.
- No, look,
- I'm letting you go.
- 17
- 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,193
- Look, this is me
- letting you go.
- Come here.
- 18
- 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,228
- Oh, my God.
- What?
- 19
- 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,831
- Morning breath!
- Ohh!
- 20
- 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:41,634
- That's your cue.
- Yeah.
- 21
- 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:45,405
- Why don't you put it
- in the same spot
- every time?
- 22
- 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:50,343
- Got it.
- 23
- 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:52,378
- That is for...
- Job.
- 24
- 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:53,880
- job interview.
- 25
- 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:57,350
- Holy shit. I can do this.
- Okay, help me up. Help me up.
- 26
- 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:00,487
- ♪ It's a hard time
- living on the wrong side ♪
- 27
- 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:04,491
- ♪ Walking on a thin line
- Thumbing for a long ride ♪
- 28
- 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:08,561
- ♪ Anywhere would be fine
- long as it ain't too shy ♪
- 29
- 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:12,599
- ♪ Anything is so fine
- Look at what you got ♪
- 30
- 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:16,336
- ♪ But it's a washout
- when you really find out ♪
- 31
- 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:18,371
- ♪ Thought you got
- the good stuff ♪
- 32
- 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,273
- ♪ But you got the potty mouth ♪
- 33
- 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:24,210
- ♪ Everybody knows now
- every little know-how ♪
- 34
- 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:28,348
- ♪ 'Cause she's got you so down
- Looking for a spot ♪
- 35
- 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:38,258
- ♪ Now it's in my hands
- Now it's in my head ♪
- 36
- 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:41,461
- Oh! Hey, little man.
- Sorry about that.
- It's no trouble.
- 37
- 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:43,730
- But I do need an update
- about the rent.
- 38
- 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:47,167
- We need one of those three
- back-payments pronto.
- 39
- 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,203
- One more week, I promise.
- Please-- lock the door.
- 40
- 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:51,437
- Oh!
- 41
- 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:54,440
- Sorry about that.
- Thanks, Charlie.
- 42
- 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,576
- And I don't know if a week
- is going to cut it.
- 43
- 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,345
- Mom was using all sorts
- of colorful language
- 44
- 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:03,349
- this morning to describe you,
- and none of it was good.
- 45
- 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,885
- Five days, then.
- I'm on my way to
- a job interview now.
- 46
- 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:09,189
- Even if you get a job,
- you probably won't get
- your paycheck
- 47
- 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,857
- until two weeks from now.
- 48
- 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,526
- Good point.
- We'll figure it out.
- 49
- 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,362
- I'll talk to her.
- It'd be a shame to lose you.
- 50
- 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,965
- Yes. Say that,
- plus other nice things
- about me.
- 51
- 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:22,468
- I don't care
- if they're lies.
- Just make 'em nice.
- 52
- 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:24,704
- Very odd that
- you're always working
- in that little bunker.
- 53
- 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,273
- Good luck!
- Thank you!
- 54
- 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:30,977
- Open, door.
- 55
- 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:34,480
- Oh, got to get you fixed.
- Yes, I do.
- 56
- 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,617
- I'm sorry to
- keep you waiting.
- 57
- 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,953
- Phil brought in steak fajitas
- for casual Friday,
- 58
- 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,956
- so I wanted to get in there
- before the interns
- ravaged them.
- 59
- 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,458
- They smell delicious.
- I'm Rodney.
- 60
- 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,694
- Susan.
- 61
- 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:58,798
- So, according to
- this résumé,
- 62
- 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:01,567
- the longest job you've held
- is six weeks.
- 63
- 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:03,770
- Well, technically
- it was nine weeks,
- 64
- 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:08,508
- but they were two-day weeks
- for, like, five hours a day.
- 65
- 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:11,644
- And the one before that?
- A week?
- 66
- 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:14,447
- It was a 60-hour week.
- 67
- 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,683
- Look, before
- we get into...
- 68
- 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,818
- office politics,
- 69
- 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,721
- can we talk...
- salary
- 70
- 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:24,557
- or s...
- I don't think
- we're there yet.
- 71
- 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:27,327
- No, no. I don't mean
- to just zoom into that,
- 72
- 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,430
- but, you know, obviously
- I was thinking 60.
- Thou?
- 73
- 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:31,731
- Thou?
- ..sand.
- 74
- 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:33,466
- ...sand.
- Like, thousand?
- 75
- 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:36,569
- Like, thousand.
- 76
- 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:40,440
- No, I'm a reasonable guy.
- I'm willing to negotiate
- by a few.
- 77
- 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,342
- "A few"?
- 78
- 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,912
- Few.
- I don't want to
- undersell myself.
- 79
- 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,549
- Wait.
- 80
- 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:52,685
- Did Danny
- set you up for this?
- 81
- 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,621
- Who's Danny?
- 82
- 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:57,623
- You don't have
- a college degree,
- 83
- 00:05:57,623 --> 00:05:59,692
- and you don't have any
- experience, and this is
- an assistant position.
- 84
- 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,595
- I was shocked that
- you guys called me in,
- too, a little bit.
- 85
- 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:05,965
- I mean, an "assistant CEO"
- sounds really important.
- 86
- 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:08,668
- Assistant to the CEO. "To."
- 87
- 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:11,037
- No, no, I'm pretty sure
- the guy on the phone said
- "assistant CEO."
- 88
- 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:14,640
- Okay, that would be
- my current assistant,
- right there.
- 89
- 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:18,845
- Oh. We got eye contact.
- Just ignore him.
- Hmm?
- 90
- 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:22,014
- Look at me. Don't look back
- Don't look...
- You need somethin'?
- 91
- 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:23,750
- Hello?
- 92
- 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,551
- Just look at me.
- Don't look back.
- Okay.
- 93
- 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,121
- If we stay still
- long enough,
- he will go away.
- 94
- 00:06:31,657 --> 00:06:33,626
- Can you hear me?
- 95
- 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,161
- Susan?
- 96
- 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:38,531
- Susan!
- 97
- 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,567
- Susan,
- can you hear me?
- 98
- 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,469
- Every day.
- 99
- 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:44,771
- Susan!
- 100
- 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:47,540
- Harry, don't you have
- work to do?
- 101
- 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:50,643
- No.
- 102
- 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:52,678
- What else would be the point
- of casual Fridays?
- 103
- 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:54,647
- Fuck this job.
- 104
- 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,518
- Is that who
- I'm competing against?
- 105
- 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:01,154
- Essentially.
- I am...
- 106
- 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,723
- liking my chances.
- 107
- 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:08,461
- Well, I don't intend
- on replacing one idiot
- with another.
- 108
- 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:11,431
- Right, right.
- Oh, Jesus, he's back.
- 109
- 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,033
- Hey, I spilled coffee
- on the copier.
- 110
- 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:17,737
- It's busted.
- That's on me.
- 111
- 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:25,144
- Is now a good time
- to talk salary, or...
- 112
- 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:35,021
- Do you have any
- bartending experience?
- 113
- 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:37,190
- Personally,
- I have a lot more
- 114
- 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:40,927
- bar-attending experience.
- 115
- 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,863
- Oh, come on.
- That was funny.
- 116
- 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,998
- Okay, let's try this again.
- 117
- 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:49,669
- How do you make
- a, uh, mojito?
- 118
- 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:52,472
- Tequi... Gin.
- 119
- 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,207
- Rum.
- 120
- 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,476
- And... other stuff.
- 121
- 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,711
- I'm more of
- a whiskey fan myself.
- 122
- 00:07:58,711 --> 00:08:01,814
- All right, so, uh,
- how do you make
- a whiskey sour?
- 123
- 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:06,686
- Whiskey, whiskey,
- and a jealous ex-lover.
- Am I right?
- 124
- 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,621
- 'Cause it's sour?
- 125
- 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:12,158
- Okay, I'm going to
- get going.
- 126
- 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:16,629
- I got a, uh, massage
- in 15 minutes.
- 127
- 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,664
- It's one of those...
- 128
- 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,533
- you know.
- 129
- 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:24,770
- Ugh. That kind where they walk
- on your back with bare feet?
- 130
- 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:27,073
- I'll be in touch.
- 131
- 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:40,686
- Hey, hey!
- 132
- 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,555
- Hey.
- 133
- 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:45,024
- How'd that one go?
- Did you get it?
- 134
- 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:54,634
- Practically
- gave it to me
- on the spot.
- 135
- 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:56,736
- What?
- 136
- 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:01,908
- Congratulations!
- I am so proud of you!
- 137
- 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,709
- Oh, it wasn't anything.
- 138
- 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,112
- Oh, it's so good!
- I'm so impressed!
- 139
- 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:09,715
- So, what's... what's this?
- Are we celebrating?
- 140
- 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:12,852
- Oh, it's just a little
- this and that.
- 141
- 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,754
- Here.
- 142
- 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:17,757
- Oh, yeah.
- Cheers.
- 143
- 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:20,660
- Oh, I can get you...
- a glass.
- 144
- 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,795
- Oh, God, that's good.
- Slow down, slow down.
- 145
- 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,196
- It's really good.
- 146
- 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,705
- There you go.
- 147
- 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,177
- All right, put the money
- in the bag!
- 148
- 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:40,346
- Oh, shit. Don't shoot.
- 149
- 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:42,848
- Yeah, hurry up,
- or I'll blow your brains out!
- No.
- 150
- 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:45,751
- Look, do as I say,
- and no one gets hu...
- 151
- 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,820
- Holy shit, you're huge.
- 152
- 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:52,124
- Billy Coburn?
- Is that you?
- 153
- 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:54,794
- No. Just step
- the hell back.
- 154
- 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,662
- Hell, hell, hell.
- 155
- 00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:59,065
- I'd recognize
- that voice anywhere.
- 156
- 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:02,268
- This boy used to be
- the best soprano
- 157
- 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,103
- St. Matt's choir
- ever had.
- 158
- 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:07,006
- Till he hit puberty,
- and then down he went.
- 159
- 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:09,775
- Now he's with the tenors.
- 160
- 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,377
- Damn it, June.
- 161
- 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,982
- Excuse me.
- 162
- 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,918
- I'm sorry.
- Mrs. Fleming.
- I'm sorry.
- 163
- 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,754
- That's better.
- 164
- 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:23,356
- Your poor mother
- 165
- 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,825
- would be puking in her grave
- if she knew what you were up to.
- 166
- 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,227
- Explain yourself.
- I'm sorry, Mrs. Fleming.
- 167
- 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:30,262
- It's just, you know Claudia?
- 168
- 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,798
- She's pregnant again,
- and it's twins this time.
- 169
- 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,835
- Aren't you the stud.
- Thank you.
- 170
- 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,771
- But it's just,
- how am I supposed to feed
- 171
- 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:41,173
- my entire family
- on a kindergarten
- teacher's salary?
- 172
- 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:43,843
- You know? And then my dad's
- disability ran out...
- 173
- 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:47,947
- This is not the way,
- Billy.
- 174
- 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,982
- I know.
- Damn straight you know.
- 175
- 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:53,919
- Okay, now, you just get
- your kiester home.
- 176
- 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:56,856
- You're... You're not
- gonna call the...
- 177
- 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:59,825
- No, Chad's not going to
- call the cops.
- Are you, Chad?
- 178
- 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,761
- Yes, the hell I am.
- 179
- 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:04,363
- Let's try that again.
- 180
- 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:08,067
- You're not going to
- call the cops on this
- 181
- 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:12,972
- downtrodden, very loyal
- husband and father.
- 182
- 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:15,975
- Chad?
- 183
- 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,410
- No.
- Louder.
- 184
- 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,011
- No.
- 185
- 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,881
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- 186
- 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,883
- Don't you ever
- let me hear
- 187
- 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:26,852
- that you're involved in
- this sort of shit again, okay?
- 188
- 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:29,221
- Yes, ma'am.
- 'Cause if I do,
- 189
- 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,926
- my hand is going to go
- 190
- 00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:36,462
- so far up your ass,
- 191
- 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,931
- I'm going to be able to
- pull out your teeth
- 192
- 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:41,300
- one by one.
- 193
- 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,803
- Got it?
- Yes, ma'am.
- 194
- 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,137
- All right. Now get.
- 195
- 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:52,745
- You know I could've
- taken him, right?
- 196
- 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:54,980
- You can get the next one.
- 197
- 00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:12,331
- Good morning,
- my working man.
- 198
- 00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:14,433
- You'd better get up
- and get going.
- You're going to be late.
- 199
- 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:17,103
- Late for what?
- 200
- 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,938
- Uh, your new job.
- 201
- 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,874
- Oh. Right.
- 202
- 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,242
- Yeah, yeah.
- 203
- 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,478
- Late on my first day?
- That'd be bad.
- 204
- 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,446
- Listen--
- 205
- 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:29,915
- I, uh, I got to get going.
- I'm going to be late.
- 206
- 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,151
- You good?
- Yeah.
- 207
- 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,520
- Okay. Lock the door
- on your way out.
- 208
- 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,222
- Yeah.
- 209
- 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,841
- Hey, neighbor.
- How you been?
- 210
- 00:12:55,841 --> 00:13:00,212
- It's great to see you
- out and about this morning.
- 211
- 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,082
- Listen, I never got
- your response back
- 212
- 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:04,884
- regarding reinstating
- neighborhood watch.
- 213
- 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:08,020
- I sent a few letters out
- but never heard back.
- Oh.
- 214
- 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:11,090
- It probably got lost
- in the mail.
- It doesn't matter.
- 215
- 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,959
- I got another form for you.
- 216
- 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,896
- Right. Uh,
- I'll file that.
- 217
- 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,330
- Fantastic.
- 218
- 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:22,101
- Oh, and I couldn't help
- but notice your yard.
- 219
- 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,103
- I got to be honest, June,
- 220
- 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:27,473
- it's seen better days--
- even months.
- 221
- 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:31,477
- Is that all, Woody?
- 222
- 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,246
- I mean, curb appeal
- is important, you know?
- 223
- 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,348
- And we don't want
- the property values
- 224
- 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:38,350
- in this neighborhood
- going down.
- 225
- 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,020
- I mean, look,
- the-the bushes
- 226
- 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,289
- out there in front,
- they're growing so tall.
- 227
- 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,825
- Those should just
- be trimmed.
- Uh-huh.
- 228
- 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,928
- So that, you know,
- you want people to see
- your house.
- 229
- 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,530
- Like right over here,
- this is all so dry.
- 230
- 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:55,234
- Used to be all lilies,
- and now it looks like
- Afghanistan.
- 231
- 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:58,571
- And the geraniums are...
- 232
- 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,140
- desperately trying
- to stay alive.
- 233
- 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,209
- And, I don't know,
- 234
- 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,211
- my heart just breaks
- for 'em.
- 235
- 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:09,081
- Your heart breaks
- for them?
- 236
- 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,083
- And...
- 237
- 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,986
- your bougainvilleas
- on this wall are dead.
- That needs to be--
- 238
- 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:17,289
- What is the matter with you?
- Do you have Asperger's
- or some shit?
- 239
- 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:20,860
- I mean, can you not read
- 240
- 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,128
- the writing on my face?
- 241
- 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:27,566
- Get the fuck away from me.
- 242
- 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,135
- You don't care about me,
- I don't care about you,
- 243
- 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,937
- so you have a great day,
- and I won't.
- 244
- 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:33,472
- Well, I hope...
- Thanks for the paper.
- 245
- 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,908
- I hope you do have
- a great day.
- 246
- 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,476
- And, you know,
- 247
- 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:41,146
- remember,
- if you see something,
- say something.
- 248
- 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:44,183
- Woody.
- I see something.
- 249
- 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,019
- I see a jackass.
- 250
- 00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:51,523
- You don't have to be
- such a twat, June.
- 251
- 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,094
- You're a twat.
- 252
- 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:02,134
- A delight, as always,
- Woody.
- 253
- 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,447
- [JunYou've reached
- the Flemings,
- 254
- 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:24,316
- Jim and June,
- and we're not here right now.
- 255
- 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,318
- Leave a message.
- We'll get back to ya.
- 256
- 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,121
- Not a long one though.
- Bye.
- 257
- 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:34,660
- Mom, are you there
- and just not picking up?
- 258
- 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,628
- Damn straight.
- 259
- 00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:39,164
- Mom, I'm...
- I'm worried about you.
- 260
- 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:42,468
- You haven't returned
- my call in... in weeks,
- 261
- 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,737
- and I have no idea
- what's going on.
- 262
- 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,740
- Call me, okay?
- 263
- 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,775
- I love you.
- 264
- 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,728
- Hey, dude.
- 265
- 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:12,464
- Either buy something
- or get out.
- 266
- 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,546
- I'll take a regular
- cup of coffee.
- 267
- 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,348
- Our medium is a grande.
- 268
- 00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,617
- Did you want to do
- a grande?
- That's fine.
- 269
- 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,653
- Uh, what else?
- That's it.
- 270
- 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:38,757
- Uh, we have
- a $10 minimum here.
- The free Wi-Fi.
- 271
- 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:42,461
- That doesn't make sense.
- I'll have a brownie.
- Good choice.
- 272
- 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,329
- Oh, you made it. 12.50.
- 273
- 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,131
- 12.50?
- Mm-hmm.
- 274
- 00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:49,568
- For a medium cup
- of coffee and a brownie?
- Exactly.
- 275
- 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,644
- That one got declined.
- Hmm.
- 276
- 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,314
- Let's try this one.
- 277
- 00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:05,184
- Also declined.
- 278
- 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,324
- Third time's
- a charm.
- 279
- 00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:14,793
- No.
- 280
- 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:17,296
- This is fun.
- We could do this all day.
- 281
- 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,630
- Can you guys
- taper this off?
- 282
- 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,766
- I got to teach a spin class
- down the street.
- 283
- 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,668
- You need to wait
- your turn, sir.
- 284
- 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:25,337
- And are we done here,
- or you got anything else?
- 285
- 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:28,307
- How about a...
- free refill?
- 286
- 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,243
- You didn't pay
- for that.
- Fuck you.
- 287
- 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,379
- Hey, bud,
- you forgot your laptop.
- 288
- 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,317
- Hey, you forgot your laptop!
- 289
- 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:42,821
- You forgot your computer!
- 290
- 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:46,658
- Fuck you-- I don't even care.
- I'm going to steal
- that computer.
- 291
- 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,507
- How's the bread?
- 292
- 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,376
- Mm. Good. You want?
- 293
- 00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:07,312
- No. I had a big breakfast.
- 294
- 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,282
- Then why invite me
- to lunch?
- 295
- 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,918
- Well, because there's a few
- things we have to talk about.
- 296
- 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:16,522
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wait, wait.
- Let me guess.
- 297
- 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,391
- You're worried
- about me.
- 298
- 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,527
- Well, yes.
- Mm-hmm.
- 299
- 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:24,496
- Uh, you think I'm not
- taking care of myself
- since your dad died.
- 300
- 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,765
- Am I right?
- 301
- 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,668
- And the house, it's in
- a complete disarray--
- Oh, Ollie.
- 302
- 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,803
- Your dad was
- the neat freak.
- 303
- 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,673
- To tell you the truth,
- he was a little OCD.
- 304
- 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:38,177
- I'm, uh, more, uh, CGS.
- 305
- 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,713
- "Could give a shit."
- 306
- 00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:46,351
- I am sorry I have not been over
- as much as I used to,
- 307
- 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,555
- but I am putting in
- 60 hours a week
- in the hospital.
- 308
- 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:52,424
- It's too much, Ollie.
- 309
- 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:56,395
- Take care of yourself, huh?
- I mean, even God
- took a day off.
- 310
- 00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:58,430
- God didn't have you as a mother.
- 311
- 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,499
- Just let someone
- help you.
- 312
- 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,770
- I'll think about it.
- 313
- 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,406
- Okay? Promise.
- 314
- 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:12,477
- Son of a...
- 315
- 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:23,555
- I feel like I'm just
- floating by, you know?
- 316
- 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,591
- One day I want to do this.
- 317
- 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:29,528
- Next day it's something else.
- 318
- 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,563
- I guess I just need
- some guidance.
- 319
- 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,366
- Go with your gut.
- 320
- 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,936
- Right now,
- all my gut's saying
- is "feed me."
- 321
- 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,939
- Maybe you should get
- a job at a restaurant.
- 322
- 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:44,643
- So, what do you want to do
- when you grow up?
- 323
- 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:47,980
- Eh, in this economy,
- hard to say right now.
- 324
- 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,449
- Got to see
- how it plays out.
- 325
- 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,386
- That makes sense.
- 326
- 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:57,990
- With that being said,
- I ran the numbers
- with my mom,
- 327
- 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,992
- and we can't
- swing it, Rodney.
- 328
- 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:03,395
- It's time to
- move out, ASAP.
- 329
- 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,468
- I appreciate you
- going to bat for me.
- 330
- 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,336
- No problem.
- 331
- 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:15,374
- By the way, you need
- a new carburetor.
- 332
- 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:18,343
- May have to downgrade
- to Rollerblades.
- 333
- 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,599
- Hello.
- 334
- 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,504
- Tessie?
- 335
- 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,911
- Shh! Tess?
- 336
- 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:56,648
- Your new roommate's here.
- 337
- 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,583
- ♪ Your roommate is here ♪
- 338
- 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,552
- ♪ Your roommate is here ♪
- 339
- 00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:03,822
- ♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
- Where is my Tessie? ♪
- 340
- 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,992
- Tess?
- 341
- 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,429
- Jeez, Rodney, what--
- what the hell
- are you doing?
- 342
- 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:13,498
- To what do I owe
- this... pleasure?
- 343
- 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:16,535
- What's going on?
- Why-Why is your stuff here?
- What...
- 344
- 00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:20,572
- I thought me and this little guy
- could come over for a talk.
- 345
- 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:23,408
- Maybe a fresh start.
- 346
- 00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:27,679
- Is the pizza already here?
- Oh, man, you are one fast
- delivery guy.
- 347
- 00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:33,352
- Wait. Where's...
- Where's the pizza?
- Who's this guy?
- 348
- 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,488
- Rodney...
- No! Eh, eh, eh,
- eh-eh, eh!
- 349
- 00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:40,659
- Who the hell are you?
- Who the hell are you?!
- 350
- 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:42,461
- I'm Keith.
- 351
- 00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:47,499
- I'm sorry, but...
- 352
- 00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:49,668
- is this some sort of
- a sick joke?
- 353
- 00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,570
- Just shut up!
- 354
- 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:55,040
- God, you give me
- such a headache sometimes!
- 355
- 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,576
- So you're really not
- the pizza guy?
- 356
- 00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:02,647
- Look.
- 357
- 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:05,717
- Maybe this is
- some sort of a weird...
- 358
- 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,387
- speed bump in our
- relationship
- 359
- 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,955
- that soon will pass.
- 360
- 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:13,692
- No, Rodney. It's not
- a speed bump.
- 361
- 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,762
- Think of it
- as a permanent
- road closure.
- 362
- 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:19,831
- What?
- Sorry, dude.
- 363
- 00:23:25,036 --> 00:23:29,408
- How long has this...fling
- been going on?
- 364
- 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,944
- Five months.
- We have only been dating
- for six months.
- 365
- 00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:35,847
- What do you want me to say?
- 366
- 00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,024
- Look, Rodney, I...
- 367
- 00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:48,026
- I can't keep
- taking care of you.
- 368
- 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:51,430
- I need to be provided for,
- and Keith is responsible.
- 369
- 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,099
- He's a pilot.
- She breached the cockpit.
- 370
- 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,834
- He literally
- takes care of
- 371
- 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:58,003
- hundreds of lives
- every single day,
- 372
- 00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:00,739
- and you can't even take care
- of an unnamed goldfish.
- 373
- 00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:02,574
- Sushi.
- 374
- 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:04,709
- What?
- 375
- 00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:07,446
- The fish.
- I named him Sushi.
- 376
- 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,849
- You said if I named him,
- you'd think about
- moving in with me.
- 377
- 00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:14,553
- I wasn't serious.
- 378
- 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,588
- You're breaking my heart.
- 379
- 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,657
- I'm sorry.
- No. No.
- 380
- 00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,625
- Whoa! Sushi!
- 381
- 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,195
- Sushi needs water!
- Where-Where is he?
- 382
- 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:26,865
- I don't know.
- Sushi! Where'd he go?
- 383
- 00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:29,901
- Oh, God. I don't even know
- how that happened.
- 384
- 00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,636
- How what happened?
- 385
- 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:39,945
- Can I have a moment
- alone here, please?
- 386
- 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:42,681
- Take all the time
- you need, brother.
- 387
- 00:24:43,715 --> 00:24:45,750
- I appreciate that, Keith.
- 388
- 00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:48,019
- Right.
- 389
- 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:18,183
- How can we just let him
- stay in the bathroom like that?
- 390
- 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,019
- What if he tries
- to kill himself?
- 391
- 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,722
- He's going through
- a rough time right now.
- 392
- 00:25:23,722 --> 00:25:25,257
- It's a fish!
- 393
- 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,125
- His fish.
- 394
- 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:28,927
- No.
- 395
- 00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:30,829
- I'll do it.
- I'll check on him.
- 396
- 00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:36,034
- Give it, like, a minute.
- If I hear weird sounds...
- 397
- 00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:43,708
- Oh!
- 398
- 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,844
- Shit!
- 399
- 00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:48,713
- Arrrr!
- 400
- 00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:19,070
- Uhh!
- 401
- 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,836
- Mm-hmm.
- 402
- 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,773
- Okay, buddy.
- 403
- 00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:03,214
- I'm parched too.
- 404
- 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,861
- You too, baby.
- 405
- 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,265
- Happy.
- 406
- 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:31,710
- What in the...
- devil stick is this?
- 407
- 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:43,054
- Where the hell
- does this go?
- 408
- 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:59,003
- Jimmy Buffett.
- 409
- 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:02,340
- Hey. You know, it's rude
- to just snatch something
- away from somebody,
- 410
- 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,476
- especially
- while they're napping.
- 411
- 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:07,445
- Rude?
- 412
- 00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:10,115
- Right.
- This from that punk
- 413
- 00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:12,183
- who outright stole
- my electricity.
- 414
- 00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:15,887
- You know, you'd better
- get your ass out of here
- before I get my gun.
- 415
- 00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:17,956
- You have a gun?
- 416
- 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:19,190
- Uh-huh. Three.
- 417
- 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:22,026
- Lola... Ooh,
- she's my favorite.
- 418
- 00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:37,041
- Small problem.
- 419
- 00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:39,210
- My car appears
- to be broken.
- 420
- 00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:41,513
- Then I tried calling for help
- before my phone died,
- 421
- 00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:44,249
- which prompted me
- to borrow...
- Steal.
- 422
- 00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:47,986
- steal your power
- just long enough
- to charge my phone.
- 423
- 00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:49,988
- You entitled punk!
- 424
- 00:29:49,988 --> 00:29:53,124
- You know,
- we all got problems, kid.
- Take 'em someplace else.
- 425
- 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:56,561
- I'm sick of looking at
- that old hunk of shit.
- 426
- 00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:01,032
- I could say the same thing
- about you.
- 427
- 00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:02,901
- Oh.
- 428
- 00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:05,537
- Oh, that is good.
- 429
- 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,072
- That is so good.
- I'm calling the cops.
- 430
- 00:30:08,072 --> 00:30:11,910
- Okay, that's really
- unnecessary. I'm sure we
- could work something out.
- 431
- 00:30:15,847 --> 00:30:19,117
- Don't test me.
- Not testing.
- Not testing.
- 432
- 00:30:19,117 --> 00:30:21,986
- Is everything okay, June?
- 433
- 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:24,322
- Fuck off, Woody.
- 434
- 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,596
- Yow!
- 435
- 00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:33,398
- Okay, look,
- look, look, look.
- 436
- 00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:35,567
- I have a proposition.
- You have grass.
- 437
- 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:38,102
- Everybody's grass
- needs cut.
- 438
- 00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:40,839
- So how about in exchange
- for your, uh,
- 439
- 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,008
- borrowed power, I--
- 440
- 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,244
- stolen power,
- 441
- 00:30:46,244 --> 00:30:49,314
- I'd be more than willing
- to lend my labor.
- 442
- 00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:58,056
- Okay.
- 443
- 00:30:58,056 --> 00:31:00,892
- Okay, but you've got to do
- some other shit too.
- 444
- 00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:04,996
- Speaking of shit...
- like clean my toilets.
- 445
- 00:31:04,996 --> 00:31:06,998
- I don't do toilets.
- 446
- 00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:10,168
- And I don't do you.
- 447
- 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:14,305
- Look, Liz?
- Jer. Is that you?
- 448
- 00:31:14,305 --> 00:31:17,041
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- You win.
- 449
- 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:20,011
- Jerry, hold on.
- Say that again.
- 450
- 00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:22,080
- You win.
- 451
- 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,215
- Jer, I'll call you back.
- 452
- 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,658
- Hey.
- 453
- 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:09,694
- Don't cut your toes off,
- asshole.
- 454
- 00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:19,270
- ♪ Burst in the morning, baby
- Sing out that tune ♪
- 455
- 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:24,342
- ♪ Power into burning
- in the bright afternoon ♪
- 456
- 00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:28,513
- ♪ Sugar and caffeine's
- gonna fuel my day ♪
- 457
- 00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:33,985
- ♪ Till the evening breeze
- will seal me away ♪
- 458
- 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:41,726
- ♪ I can't help but wonder
- what I'm doing ♪
- 459
- 00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:45,229
- ♪ I can't seem to
- figure it out ♪
- 460
- 00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:52,136
- ♪ I'm heading down
- the road to ruin, baby ♪
- 461
- 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:57,141
- ♪ Am I just fooling myself? ♪
- 462
- 00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:00,244
- Ahem.
- 463
- 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:03,514
- Hello.
- 464
- 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,652
- Hmph.
- 465
- 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:11,289
- When am I allowed to take
- my state-mandated
- 30-minute break?
- 466
- 00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:14,692
- God, I hate you.
- 467
- 00:33:14,692 --> 00:33:16,761
- Mm.
- 468
- 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:21,632
- Tuna salad sandwich.
- 469
- 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:28,006
- Yummy.
- 470
- 00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:33,011
- Is this tuna
- of the can?
- 471
- 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,580
- No. I caught it.
- 472
- 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:37,115
- Impressive.
- 473
- 00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:40,184
- Is there... anything else
- on the menu?
- 474
- 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:42,220
- Nada.
- 475
- 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,722
- Well, I don't
- really let
- 476
- 00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:47,592
- processed bullshit
- into my body.
- Watch your goddamn mouth.
- 477
- 00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:50,428
- You watch
- your goddamn mouth.
- 478
- 00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:57,602
- Hmm.
- 479
- 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,440
- This smells like
- a dead corpse.
- 480
- 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,444
- You really are an ungrateful
- little bitch, aren't you?
- 481
- 00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:08,713
- Well, you're
- an old-ass bitch.
- 482
- 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:14,185
- I'll just eat the chips.
- 483
- 00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:21,793
- five-letter word for "spoon."
- 484
- 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:24,429
- Ladle?
- 485
- 00:34:36,774 --> 00:34:39,510
- That's it, bud.
- Wrap it up.
- 486
- 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,679
- That's enough
- for today.
- 487
- 00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,717
- Come on, come on,
- come on, come on.
- 488
- 00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:52,290
- Get that.
- 489
- 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:53,825
- That.
- 490
- 00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:15,379
- Thanks for the laughs.
- Have a nice life, huh?
- 491
- 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:19,250
- You too.
- I'm Rodney, by the way.
- 492
- 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,718
- Really?
- 493
- 00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:23,121
- I thought your name
- was Asshole.
- 494
- 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:29,327
- I'm June.
- 495
- 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,529
- Dumpster's that way.
- 496
- 00:35:45,243 --> 00:35:48,179
- Okay.
- Uh...
- 497
- 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:54,385
- Set the winners aside
- just for you.
- 498
- 00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:56,787
- Now, if you win,
- I want my cut.
- 499
- 00:35:56,787 --> 00:35:58,723
- Fair enough.
- 500
- 00:35:58,723 --> 00:36:01,325
- All set.
- Thanks, Chad.
- 501
- 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:03,394
- Have a good night,
- June.
- 502
- 00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:07,165
- Yep. I'll see you
- tomorrow.
- 503
- 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,467
- Get home safe.
- 504
- 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:29,854
- Why are you still here?
- 505
- 00:36:31,455 --> 00:36:35,526
- I think I, uh,
- left my wallet
- inside your house.
- 506
- 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:38,529
- Thought you didn't have
- any money.
- 507
- 00:36:39,497 --> 00:36:41,432
- Oh, I don't.
- 508
- 00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:45,469
- So why do you need
- an empty wallet?
- 509
- 00:36:48,406 --> 00:36:50,541
- I guess I don't.
- 510
- 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:53,444
- Guess I'll just hit
- the sidewalk.
- 511
- 00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:03,454
- You can have, um,
- 512
- 00:37:04,455 --> 00:37:06,724
- three of these.
- 513
- 00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:09,894
- Domestic or import?
- 514
- 00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:13,631
- Don't push it.
- 515
- 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:25,743
- She'd been cheating
- on me for months.
- 516
- 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:28,679
- Months.
- 517
- 00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:30,948
- And if that wasn't
- bad enough,
- 518
- 00:37:30,948 --> 00:37:32,750
- then Sushi died.
- 519
- 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,553
- What, your dog?
- No, my goldfish.
- 520
- 00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:38,456
- May she float in peace.
- 521
- 00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:39,824
- Hey!
- 522
- 00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:43,794
- Sushi and I had
- a swimmingly good time together.
- 523
- 00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:51,936
- So, would you
- take her back?
- 524
- 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,571
- Sushi?
- 525
- 00:37:53,571 --> 00:37:57,041
- No, the bitch.
- 526
- 00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:59,577
- Aren't we not supposed to call
- women bitches anymore?
- 527
- 00:37:59,577 --> 00:38:01,512
- Like, feminism
- or something like...
- 528
- 00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:05,816
- No. You are not
- supposed to call
- women bitches.
- 529
- 00:38:05,816 --> 00:38:09,320
- But me?
- A cunt is a cunt.
- 530
- 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:19,297
- Hoo!
- 531
- 00:38:20,898 --> 00:38:23,467
- You didn't answer
- my question.
- You asked a question?
- 532
- 00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:27,305
- I did. Would...
- Would you take her back?
- 533
- 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:29,440
- Yep.
- Mm-hmm.
- 534
- 00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:32,343
- No.
- 535
- 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:36,080
- Maybe.
- 536
- 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,716
- That's a yes.
- 537
- 00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:42,453
- She was just
- really, really,
- 538
- 00:38:42,453 --> 00:38:45,556
- really... hot.
- 539
- 00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:48,959
- Men are so stupid.
- 540
- 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:52,396
- What about your husband?
- 541
- 00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:56,434
- Dead.
- 542
- 00:38:57,535 --> 00:38:59,537
- Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
- 543
- 00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:01,038
- Uh-huh.
- 544
- 00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:02,840
- When did he pass?
- 545
- 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,509
- God!
- 546
- 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:07,678
- I hate that word.
- 547
- 00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:10,614
- "Pass." I mean,
- like death is as easy
- 548
- 00:39:10,614 --> 00:39:13,517
- as-as-as passing gas.
- 549
- 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:16,520
- I mean, stupid assholes,
- you know?
- 550
- 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,123
- They--They--
- They use another word
- 551
- 00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:22,493
- to make it seem
- like it's okay,
- 552
- 00:39:22,493 --> 00:39:25,029
- but, you know,
- he's dead.
- 553
- 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:29,967
- D-E-A-D.
- 554
- 00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:33,738
- Dead.
- 555
- 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,944
- So, what's your story, huh?
- 556
- 00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:42,913
- I grew up in
- the foster care system.
- 557
- 00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:45,883
- Hmm. That must've
- been tough.
- 558
- 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,418
- Eh.
- 559
- 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,556
- Ah.
- 560
- 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,493
- So,
- 561
- 00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:59,930
- you want to watch
- an Antiques Roadshow?
- 562
- 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:03,467
- I'm gonna need
- another one of those.
- 563
- 00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:04,835
- Me too.
- 564
- 00:40:04,835 --> 00:40:07,505
- Come on. Now, just
- like I showed you.
- Okay.
- 565
- 00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:22,520
- Uhh.
- 566
- 00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:49,907
- I'll need an initial
- here, here,
- 567
- 00:41:49,907 --> 00:41:52,142
- and sign
- and date here.
- 568
- 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:04,755
- Still the 28th, right?
- 569
- 00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:07,124
- Yes.
- 570
- 00:42:07,124 --> 00:42:10,694
- Great. Well, let me know
- if anything changes.
- 571
- 00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:13,898
- Good seeing you.
- You too.
- 572
- 00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:33,017
- Um, hi?
- 573
- 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:35,853
- Hello there,
- 574
- 00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:38,822
- uh, strange person.
- 575
- 00:42:38,822 --> 00:42:40,324
- Hey there.
- 576
- 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,693
- What are you doing?
- 577
- 00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:46,063
- Just, uh, putting some
- 578
- 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:48,832
- finishing touches
- on my place.
- 579
- 00:42:48,832 --> 00:42:50,734
- This is your place?
- 580
- 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,836
- Well, it's, uh,
- 581
- 00:42:52,836 --> 00:42:54,939
- more of an investment
- property.
- 582
- 00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:57,875
- It's a foreclosure.
- Probably gonna flip it.
- 583
- 00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,944
- I'm Rodney, by the way.
- 584
- 00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:09,286
- Hey, where are you going?
- 585
- 00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:14,925
- Who's this?
- 586
- 00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:19,797
- That's the help.
- 587
- 00:43:19,797 --> 00:43:21,799
- Really?
- 588
- 00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:24,735
- I'm gonna take this personally
- here in a second.
- A word?
- 589
- 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:48,759
- Unh.
- 590
- 00:43:48,759 --> 00:43:50,894
- So nice to see you,
- sweetheart.
- 591
- 00:43:50,894 --> 00:43:53,864
- I love these sweatpants.
- What is this, the 20th day in a row?
- 592
- 00:43:57,101 --> 00:43:59,803
- Mom, these are all full.
- 593
- 00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:02,706
- Have you even taken
- a single pill?
- 594
- 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,243
- Mom, this is your life.
- 595
- 00:44:06,243 --> 00:44:09,913
- If you read,
- you will see
- that it says,
- 596
- 00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:12,850
- "Do not mix
- the pills
- with the booze."
- 597
- 00:44:12,850 --> 00:44:14,852
- So I'm just following
- directions.
- 598
- 00:44:14,852 --> 00:44:17,221
- Oh, then lay off
- the booze, Mom.
- It's simple.
- 599
- 00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:19,156
- Honey,
- 600
- 00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:21,792
- if I cold-turkey quit,
- that will kill me.
- 601
- 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:25,829
- Just let me have
- whatever I need, okay,
- 602
- 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:28,699
- to enjoy the rest
- of my life.
- 603
- 00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:30,200
- God. That's crazy.
- 604
- 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,069
- Here I was actually thinking
- you were listening
- 605
- 00:44:32,069 --> 00:44:33,904
- to what I was saying
- at lunch the other day.
- 606
- 00:44:33,904 --> 00:44:35,906
- I was listening.
- 607
- 00:44:35,906 --> 00:44:37,408
- You said,
- "Get somebody
- 608
- 00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:39,843
- to help out around the house,"
- so I did, look.
- 609
- 00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:42,913
- Helping himself to lunch!
- 610
- 00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:44,815
- Is he actually homeless?
- 611
- 00:44:44,815 --> 00:44:48,852
- Hey!
- Zip it. You are
- homeless, remember?
- 612
- 00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:52,256
- Is there any garlic sauce?
- That is for her, not you.
- 613
- 00:44:52,256 --> 00:44:55,259
- This is actually
- pretty good.
- Out.
- 614
- 00:45:01,098 --> 00:45:03,801
- This is your life.
- 615
- 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,253
- Hello again.
- Please don't yell at me.
- 616
- 00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:26,323
- I think we got off
- on the wrong foot here.
- 617
- 00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:29,326
- Look, I'm not here
- to steal your mom's shit
- 618
- 00:45:29,326 --> 00:45:32,763
- or take advantage of her
- or anything like that, okay?
- 619
- 00:45:32,763 --> 00:45:36,033
- I promise.
- Can you do me
- a small favor?
- 620
- 00:45:36,033 --> 00:45:37,935
- Sure.
- 621
- 00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:40,237
- Do you think
- you can try
- 622
- 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:42,840
- and get my mom
- to take her meds?
- 623
- 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,008
- Yeah, no problem.
- 624
- 00:45:45,008 --> 00:45:47,311
- Seems easy,
- but it's not.
- 625
- 00:45:47,311 --> 00:45:49,880
- Are you saying that
- June is stubborn?
- Gasp.
- 626
- 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,015
- Trick her like a dog.
- 627
- 00:45:52,015 --> 00:45:53,450
- Seriously?
- 628
- 00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:55,953
- - Doctor's orders.
- - Hey, Olivia.
- 629
- 00:45:55,953 --> 00:45:58,122
- Hey, Floyd.
- 630
- 00:46:05,229 --> 00:46:07,765
- See you in Pilates.
- Oh, yeah.
- 631
- 00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:31,288
- How many dead cats
- are in here?
- 632
- 00:46:53,844 --> 00:46:58,115
- You think darkness
- is your ally,
- 633
- 00:46:58,115 --> 00:47:00,918
- but you merely
- adopted it.
- 634
- 00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:03,887
- I was born into it.
- 635
- 00:47:03,887 --> 00:47:05,522
- Molded by it.
- 636
- 00:47:05,522 --> 00:47:10,060
- I didn't see the light
- until I was already a man.
- 637
- 00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:13,597
- But by then it was nothing
- to me but blinding!
- 638
- 00:47:13,597 --> 00:47:16,066
- How long have you been
- standing there?
- 639
- 00:47:16,066 --> 00:47:18,302
- You're a weird little man.
- 640
- 00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:26,276
- There's a ton
- of cool shit in here.
- 641
- 00:47:26,276 --> 00:47:30,113
- Really? Who the hell
- do you think put it here?
- 642
- 00:47:30,113 --> 00:47:31,982
- Check this out.
- 643
- 00:47:40,257 --> 00:47:42,526
- This is how
- Jim and I met.
- Really?
- 644
- 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:46,530
- I see this handsome guy
- ride by.
- 645
- 00:47:48,966 --> 00:47:51,168
- I whistled.
- 646
- 00:47:51,168 --> 00:47:54,171
- He stopped.
- 647
- 00:47:54,171 --> 00:47:56,006
- I got on.
- 648
- 00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:59,643
- And never got off.
- 649
- 00:48:16,193 --> 00:48:18,295
- ♪ Supper's almost ready ♪
- 650
- 00:48:18,295 --> 00:48:20,297
- ♪ Supper's
- almost ready ♪
- 651
- 00:48:20,297 --> 00:48:22,199
- ♪ Rodney ♪
- 652
- 00:48:22,199 --> 00:48:24,067
- ♪ Supper made that Rodney ♪
- 653
- 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,503
- ♪ Rodney made the supper ♪
- 654
- 00:48:28,505 --> 00:48:31,108
- Well, supper's
- almost ready.
- 655
- 00:48:35,479 --> 00:48:38,115
- Hmm.
- What's on the menu?
- 656
- 00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:41,385
- Doesn't smell half bad.
- 657
- 00:48:41,385 --> 00:48:43,120
- Mmm!
- 658
- 00:48:45,956 --> 00:48:50,127
- Well, the old bitch
- can be nice
- when she wants to be.
- 659
- 00:48:50,127 --> 00:48:54,064
- I like to call it...
- Rodney Surprise.
- 660
- 00:48:54,064 --> 00:48:56,233
- Ah.
- It's pasta with--
- 661
- 00:48:56,233 --> 00:48:59,970
- Uh, uh, uh!
- Don't spoil the surprise.
- 662
- 00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:07,511
- So, why don't you invite
- a friend for dinner?
- 663
- 00:49:07,511 --> 00:49:11,315
- I mean, that is
- if you've got any.
- 664
- 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:14,551
- Yeah, sure.
- 665
- 00:49:14,551 --> 00:49:17,254
- I think I know someone
- who can make it.
- 666
- 00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:20,023
- ♪ Supper's almost ready ♪
- 667
- 00:49:25,262 --> 00:49:28,231
- Oh, June, drink up!
- 668
- 00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:31,368
- You are in the liquor
- penalty box right now.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 669
- 00:49:31,368 --> 00:49:35,539
- Ew! That did not
- look good.
- 670
- 00:49:35,539 --> 00:49:38,709
- Okay. Boy,
- we are running low
- on the old hooch.
- 671
- 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:41,278
- Oh, can't you pussies
- keep up?
- 672
- 00:49:41,278 --> 00:49:43,747
- What does that mean?
- 673
- 00:49:43,747 --> 00:49:46,116
- That means
- we're her friends.
- 674
- 00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:48,719
- Uh-huh.
- 675
- 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:52,289
- Okay, I think I saw a bottle
- of something in the garage.
- 676
- 00:49:52,289 --> 00:49:53,390
- All right.
- Be right back.
- 677
- 00:49:53,390 --> 00:49:56,093
- You'd better.
- 678
- 00:49:56,093 --> 00:49:58,462
- So,
- 679
- 00:49:58,462 --> 00:50:01,565
- shark attack, shark attack,
- 680
- 00:50:01,565 --> 00:50:04,101
- shark attack,
- shark attack!
- 681
- 00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:20,050
- Shark attack!
- Booze attack.
- 682
- 00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:22,185
- Booze attack. Booze attack.
- Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy.
- Look at what he brought.
- 683
- 00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:25,088
- Look at what he brought.
- Here. Arm-wrestle me.
- Arm-wrestle me.
- 684
- 00:50:25,088 --> 00:50:26,289
- Come on. Ready?
- Here we go.
- 685
- 00:50:26,289 --> 00:50:28,125
- Oh, no!
- 686
- 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:33,463
- Got ya.
- He's a strong man.
- 687
- 00:50:33,463 --> 00:50:35,799
- Okay.
- All right, guys.
- 688
- 00:50:35,799 --> 00:50:38,335
- Who's up? Your turn.
- It's all yours, big guy.
- 689
- 00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:40,070
- Your turn, buddy.
- 690
- 00:50:40,070 --> 00:50:43,607
- All right, but I can't
- drink much more juice.
- 691
- 00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:46,309
- It gives me the runs.
- Oh, God.
- 692
- 00:50:46,309 --> 00:50:48,578
- Well, shit.
- I think, then,
- 693
- 00:50:48,578 --> 00:50:51,448
- it's time for you
- to have your first beer.
- 694
- 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,722
- All right, I came
- as fast as I could.
- 695
- 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,824
- Oh! With burritos!
- 696
- 00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:04,428
- Okay!
- 'Cause I made dinner,
- 697
- 00:51:04,428 --> 00:51:07,431
- so, not sure
- why we have that.
- 698
- 00:51:07,431 --> 00:51:10,400
- Yummy, yummy,
- yummy, yummy. Yum!
- 699
- 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,302
- What's that?
- 700
- 00:51:12,302 --> 00:51:14,304
- Uh, special occasion.
- 701
- 00:51:14,304 --> 00:51:16,773
- Company. Company.
- 702
- 00:51:16,773 --> 00:51:19,242
- About that dinner?
- 703
- 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:21,244
- Let me get some plates.
- 704
- 00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:24,314
- Yeah, and we're
- all going to eat.
- You too, Charlie, okay?
- 705
- 00:51:24,314 --> 00:51:25,849
- You like burritos?
- Yep.
- 706
- 00:51:25,849 --> 00:51:27,584
- Mmm. Me too.
- 707
- 00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,719
- How's that look
- to you, huh?
- Here we go.
- 708
- 00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,389
- So you met my mom
- when you were stealing
- her power?
- 709
- 00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:34,825
- Borrowing.
- Stealing.
- 710
- 00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:36,726
- Stealing. Yeah.
- 711
- 00:51:39,362 --> 00:51:40,764
- Who does that?
- 712
- 00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:43,366
- You would've done
- the exact same thing.
- 713
- 00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:45,368
- No.
- No.
- 714
- 00:51:45,368 --> 00:51:47,737
- No, you wouldn't have.
- 715
- 00:51:50,807 --> 00:51:53,210
- So you actually like
- living here.
- 716
- 00:51:53,210 --> 00:51:55,545
- Yeah, I do.
- 717
- 00:51:55,545 --> 00:51:57,614
- I mean, there's this...
- 718
- 00:51:57,614 --> 00:52:01,118
- There's, like, one thing
- that's... mm.
- 719
- 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,385
- What?
- 720
- 00:52:02,385 --> 00:52:05,489
- Sometimes June makes me
- rub her feet.
- 721
- 00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:08,125
- Ew! What?
- No, I'm kidding.
- 722
- 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:10,393
- That only happened,
- like, twice.
- 723
- 00:52:11,561 --> 00:52:14,431
- You are a freak.
- 724
- 00:52:14,431 --> 00:52:16,566
- So you got a man?
- 725
- 00:52:16,566 --> 00:52:19,236
- Whoa. Don't even.
- 726
- 00:52:19,236 --> 00:52:21,404
- What?
- 727
- 00:52:21,404 --> 00:52:24,207
- Well, the... the first
- question you asked me--
- 728
- 00:52:24,207 --> 00:52:27,244
- the very first question--
- 729
- 00:52:27,244 --> 00:52:29,379
- isn't about my work,
- 730
- 00:52:29,379 --> 00:52:33,183
- which I do way too much of,
- 731
- 00:52:33,183 --> 00:52:36,319
- or-or about my hobbies
- 732
- 00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:38,255
- or my interests or...
- 733
- 00:52:38,255 --> 00:52:39,890
- No.
- 734
- 00:52:39,890 --> 00:52:43,860
- No, the very first question
- you ask me is if I've got a man?
- 735
- 00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:46,730
- So you're single.
- Go to hell.
- 736
- 00:52:48,632 --> 00:52:52,435
- I'm going through a, uh,
- pretty rough breakup myself.
- 737
- 00:52:52,435 --> 00:52:54,471
- She dumped me,
- 738
- 00:52:54,471 --> 00:52:58,842
- but I guess you could say
- I returned the favor.
- 739
- 00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:05,448
- I'm s-- What?
- What are you laughing at?
- 740
- 00:53:05,448 --> 00:53:06,683
- You don't want to know.
- 741
- 00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:08,618
- Okay, now you have
- to tell me.
- 742
- 00:53:08,618 --> 00:53:11,588
- You can't judge me.
- I make no promises.
- 743
- 00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:13,523
- I upper-decked her.
- 744
- 00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:15,358
- You what?
- 745
- 00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:19,396
- You know the top part
- of the toilet
- 746
- 00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:22,199
- where there's the lid,
- and then you got the clean
- water up there, right?
- 747
- 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,567
- Mm-hmm.
- So...
- 748
- 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:25,902
- Yeah, I don't like
- where this is going.
- 749
- 00:53:25,902 --> 00:53:28,672
- Yeah, so I went
- number two in there,
- 750
- 00:53:28,672 --> 00:53:33,276
- and then I sealed
- that bad boy up
- like an Egyptian coffin.
- 751
- 00:53:36,947 --> 00:53:39,216
- How old are you?
- 752
- 00:53:44,788 --> 00:53:46,489
- No.
- 753
- 00:53:46,489 --> 00:53:48,325
- I misread that.
- Mm-hmm.
- 754
- 00:54:08,378 --> 00:54:11,548
- Look at this.
- 755
- 00:54:11,548 --> 00:54:12,782
- Go.
- 756
- 00:54:16,553 --> 00:54:18,822
- Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
- 757
- 00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:23,793
- Brought you a little
- movie snack.
- 758
- 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:32,702
- You son of a bitch.
- 759
- 00:54:38,508 --> 00:54:40,677
- Ollie put you up to this?
- 760
- 00:54:40,677 --> 00:54:43,747
- I plead the Fifth.
- Mm.
- 761
- 00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,422
- I'll eat the banana,
- but that's it.
- 762
- 00:54:55,558 --> 00:54:57,360
- You're a good kid.
- 763
- 00:55:05,435 --> 00:55:07,037
- Hello.
- 764
- 00:55:08,772 --> 00:55:11,641
- All right, I would like
- a pack of reds,
- 765
- 00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:14,344
- a fifth of gin,
- 766
- 00:55:14,344 --> 00:55:17,914
- and six scratchers,
- but please pull every
- other scratch off.
- 767
- 00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:29,426
- Hello.
- 768
- 00:55:29,426 --> 00:55:31,928
- Yeah.
- June said there was
- 769
- 00:55:31,928 --> 00:55:35,665
- some asshole coming by
- to get some stuff for her.
- 770
- 00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:38,435
- Okay. I will take
- a pack of reds,
- 771
- 00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:40,603
- a fifth of gin,
- and six scratch-offs,
- 772
- 00:55:40,603 --> 00:55:42,939
- but please pull
- every other scratcher.
- 773
- 00:55:42,939 --> 00:55:45,642
- Hey, how is she,
- by the way?
- 774
- 00:55:45,642 --> 00:55:47,844
- She's fine.
- 775
- 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,414
- Yeah, she hasn't been
- coming in here lately,
- 776
- 00:55:51,414 --> 00:55:54,684
- and she didn't look too good
- the last time...
- 777
- 00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:57,587
- You know what? Never mind.
- I'm rambling.
- 778
- 00:55:57,587 --> 00:56:01,124
- Uh, just costs $10,
- for June.
- 779
- 00:56:09,566 --> 00:56:11,634
- Tell her I said hi.
- Will do.
- 780
- 00:56:11,634 --> 00:56:13,403
- Good.
- 781
- 00:56:21,678 --> 00:56:25,749
- ♪ Her father was
- a concrete man ♪
- 782
- 00:56:25,749 --> 00:56:28,151
- ♪ And her mother
- was a painter ♪
- 783
- 00:56:30,653 --> 00:56:34,758
- ♪ Born with good hands ♪
- 784
- 00:56:34,758 --> 00:56:37,927
- ♪ She was born a creator ♪
- 785
- 00:57:00,016 --> 00:57:02,452
- Aren't you, uh, hungry?
- 786
- 00:57:02,452 --> 00:57:04,754
- No, I guess not.
- 787
- 00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:10,593
- Huh. Well,
- that's a first.
- 788
- 00:57:12,061 --> 00:57:15,432
- Well, there's
- more for me.
- 789
- 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,469
- What are those pills for?
- 790
- 00:57:28,578 --> 00:57:31,614
- My business, Rodney.
- I'm serious.
- 791
- 00:57:31,614 --> 00:57:33,450
- So am I.
- 792
- 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,685
- Mind your business.
- 793
- 00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:40,089
- It's just, uh,
- 794
- 00:57:40,089 --> 00:57:42,926
- Olivia seemed pretty intent
- on getting you to take them.
- 795
- 00:57:42,926 --> 00:57:44,794
- Now there goes
- my appetite.
- 796
- 00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:47,764
- And earlier today
- at the convenience store--
- 797
- 00:57:47,764 --> 00:57:51,768
- What'd he tell you?
- He just asked
- if you were okay.
- 798
- 00:57:51,768 --> 00:57:53,837
- What are you hiding?
- 799
- 00:57:59,676 --> 00:58:02,145
- You know what?
- 800
- 00:58:03,746 --> 00:58:05,748
- I'm going for a drive.
- 801
- 00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:08,117
- You're not allowed to drive.
- 802
- 00:58:08,117 --> 00:58:10,787
- Then you go
- for a goddamn drive.
- I don't have a car.
- 803
- 00:58:10,787 --> 00:58:13,857
- Take mine.
- How sick are you?
- 804
- 00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:17,927
- I'm fine.
- 805
- 00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:19,896
- Don't lie to me.
- 806
- 00:58:19,896 --> 00:58:22,732
- "Don't lie to me"?
- 807
- 00:58:22,732 --> 00:58:24,767
- What are you,
- my father?
- 808
- 00:58:24,767 --> 00:58:26,736
- Huh? What do you care?
- 809
- 00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:31,274
- Because I care about you,
- you idiot.
- 810
- 00:58:31,274 --> 00:58:33,676
- Don't talk to me like that,
- you son of a bitch.
- 811
- 00:58:33,676 --> 00:58:36,045
- Who the hell do
- you think you are?
- 812
- 00:58:36,045 --> 00:58:39,082
- Look, um,
- 813
- 00:58:39,082 --> 00:58:41,117
- I'm just worried,
- that's all.
- 814
- 00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:43,520
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
- 815
- 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,022
- Right, you're worried.
- Yeah, I know what
- you're worried about.
- 816
- 00:58:46,022 --> 00:58:48,691
- You're worried about
- losing your free ride.
- 817
- 00:58:50,793 --> 00:58:53,997
- You know what?
- You know what?
- 818
- 00:58:55,064 --> 00:58:57,734
- This is not working
- for me.
- 819
- 00:58:57,734 --> 00:58:59,802
- Uh-uh. I, uh...
- 820
- 00:58:59,802 --> 00:59:02,872
- I think you have
- overstayed your welcome.
- 821
- 00:59:02,872 --> 00:59:05,775
- Pack up your stuff.
- Tonight.
- 822
- 00:59:05,775 --> 00:59:07,911
- I want you to pack up
- your stuff and go.
- 823
- 00:59:07,911 --> 00:59:10,613
- You don't mean that, June.
- 824
- 00:59:10,613 --> 00:59:12,215
- Oh, don't I?
- 825
- 00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,851
- Don't I?
- 826
- 00:59:14,851 --> 00:59:17,153
- You know, I, uh,
- 827
- 00:59:17,153 --> 00:59:19,722
- I gave you a roof,
- I gave you a place to stay,
- 828
- 00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:22,058
- I put food in your stomach,
- but that is not enough for you.
- 829
- 00:59:22,058 --> 00:59:24,727
- No, no. You just
- have to keep prying,
- 830
- 00:59:24,727 --> 00:59:27,263
- don't you, kid? Huh?
- 831
- 00:59:27,263 --> 00:59:29,065
- Look, if I want to...
- 832
- 00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:31,701
- if I want to kill myself,
- 833
- 00:59:31,701 --> 00:59:33,870
- that is my business.
- 834
- 00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:36,306
- June, you're blowing this
- way out of proportion!
- 835
- 00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:38,741
- And you get out of here.
- Go on. Go on. Get out.
- 836
- 00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:42,312
- Leave. Get out.
- Yeah? No wonder
- you're all alone.
- 837
- 00:59:43,846 --> 00:59:46,349
- Fuck you. Fuck you.
- 838
- 00:59:46,349 --> 00:59:48,751
- Fuck you. Fuck you.
- Stop, stop, please.
- 839
- 00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:51,287
- You're gonna
- talk shit, huh?
- Hey! Hey! Stop!
- 840
- 00:59:51,287 --> 00:59:53,623
- You're gonna talk such
- shit stuff? Man up.
- I'm sorry!
- 841
- 00:59:53,623 --> 00:59:56,726
- Man up, huh? Pussy! Pussy!
- I am not gonna fight you!
- 842
- 00:59:56,726 --> 01:00:01,631
- June! June!
- Get the fuck out
- of my house! Get out!
- 843
- 01:00:07,236 --> 01:00:09,839
- And you're gonna die
- in this house all al--
- 844
- 01:01:25,148 --> 01:01:27,150
- Well, thanks
- for coming, Rudy.
- 845
- 01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:29,452
- We need someone who could
- start right this second.
- 846
- 01:01:29,452 --> 01:01:32,155
- We are clogged with work.
- 847
- 01:01:32,155 --> 01:01:34,857
- It's actually Rodney.
- 848
- 01:01:34,857 --> 01:01:37,093
- Huh?
- 849
- 01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:39,128
- Ah, that's right.
- I apologize.
- 850
- 01:01:39,128 --> 01:01:41,397
- Well, we've been having
- a shitter of a day.
- 851
- 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,002
- So, do you have
- any plumbing experience?
- 852
- 01:01:46,002 --> 01:01:48,738
- We need someone who can lay
- a lot of pipe, and quick!
- 853
- 01:01:48,738 --> 01:01:52,008
- Hey!
- Hey!
- 854
- 01:01:52,008 --> 01:01:55,912
- This work is
- no laughing matter.
- 855
- 01:01:55,912 --> 01:01:59,015
- You'd be amazed at some of
- the house calls we get.
- 856
- 01:01:59,015 --> 01:02:02,085
- The things some kids do
- to toilets!
- 857
- 01:02:02,085 --> 01:02:05,488
- You ever heard
- of an upper-deck?
- 858
- 01:02:08,991 --> 01:02:11,427
- Excuse me.
- 859
- 01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:14,030
- Talk to me.
- 860
- 01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:17,867
- Well, just do it!
- You'll be saving someone's day,
- 861
- 01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:20,803
- and frankly,
- we can use the cash.
- 862
- 01:02:20,803 --> 01:02:25,007
- You'll be a hero.
- Little Tommy will
- forever salute you.
- 863
- 01:02:25,007 --> 01:02:28,444
- So, back to you.
- 864
- 01:02:28,444 --> 01:02:30,813
- You said you guys
- need the cash?
- 865
- 01:02:30,813 --> 01:02:33,816
- Yeah, but don't worry.
- I'll make sure you get paid.
- 866
- 01:02:33,816 --> 01:02:35,518
- Really?
- 867
- 01:02:35,518 --> 01:02:37,053
- Of course.
- 868
- 01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:40,022
- When a poor person's toilet
- gets clogged,
- 869
- 01:02:40,022 --> 01:02:43,025
- they grab a plunger
- and fix it themselves.
- 870
- 01:02:43,025 --> 01:02:45,862
- When a rich person's toilet
- gets clogged,
- 871
- 01:02:45,862 --> 01:02:48,131
- they grab a Valium, Xanax,
- 872
- 01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:50,533
- klonopin, Ativan, whatever,
- 873
- 01:02:50,533 --> 01:02:52,135
- and they call us.
- 874
- 01:02:52,135 --> 01:02:54,437
- They're willing to pay us
- hundreds of dollars
- 875
- 01:02:54,437 --> 01:02:57,874
- to fish their shit
- out of the toilet.
- 876
- 01:03:01,811 --> 01:03:04,013
- I'm sorry. I thought
- you were making a joke
- about the shit.
- 877
- 01:03:04,013 --> 01:03:05,448
- Kid, don't curse.
- 878
- 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:09,085
- If you can't take
- this job interview seriously,
- 879
- 01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:11,554
- you probably don't belong here.
- 880
- 01:03:11,554 --> 01:03:14,824
- Well, I appreciate
- the consideration.
- 881
- 01:03:14,824 --> 01:03:18,094
- Yeah. You didn't get
- the job, idiot.
- 882
- 01:03:18,094 --> 01:03:20,797
- That's not my résumé.
- 883
- 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:24,867
- It's not?
- Oh, this guy's good though.
- 884
- 01:03:26,903 --> 01:03:30,072
- Rudy, we are clogged
- with work.
- 885
- 01:03:30,072 --> 01:03:33,009
- Okay.
- 886
- 01:03:39,415 --> 01:03:42,885
- So he just up and left,
- just like that?
- 887
- 01:03:46,022 --> 01:03:48,224
- Just like that.
- 888
- 01:03:48,224 --> 01:03:51,260
- It was like...
- Flash Man.
- 889
- 01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:55,898
- Right, and you're sure
- you had nothing to do with it.
- 890
- 01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:58,534
- Absolutely.
- Nothing.
- 891
- 01:04:01,003 --> 01:04:02,371
- Mom.
- 892
- 01:04:06,542 --> 01:04:08,477
- He was an asshole.
- 893
- 01:04:08,477 --> 01:04:10,880
- So are you.
- 894
- 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,415
- Good point.
- 895
- 01:04:13,983 --> 01:04:15,952
- Are you going to apologize?
- 896
- 01:04:15,952 --> 01:04:17,987
- What for?
- 897
- 01:04:17,987 --> 01:04:20,223
- And besides, I don't
- even know where he is.
- 898
- 01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:23,125
- You call him.
- I don't have his number.
- 899
- 01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:25,628
- What? Seriously?
- 900
- 01:04:25,628 --> 01:04:27,230
- He lived here.
- 901
- 01:04:27,230 --> 01:04:30,233
- Why would I have
- a need to call him?
- 902
- 01:04:46,582 --> 01:04:49,151
- He really didn't
- have any money.
- 903
- 01:04:57,226 --> 01:04:59,161
- I got this.
- 904
- 01:04:59,161 --> 01:05:01,130
- Check and mate, mate.
- 905
- 01:05:01,130 --> 01:05:05,167
- I call a re-do.
- I'm gonna quit while
- I'm still on top.
- 906
- 01:05:05,167 --> 01:05:07,203
- Come on!
- 907
- 01:05:07,203 --> 01:05:08,604
- Fine.
- 908
- 01:05:08,604 --> 01:05:10,139
- Yes!
- 909
- 01:05:13,175 --> 01:05:15,144
- You all right?
- 910
- 01:05:16,345 --> 01:05:18,214
- What? I'm fine.
- 911
- 01:05:18,214 --> 01:05:20,449
- You should go
- talk to her.
- 912
- 01:05:22,118 --> 01:05:23,552
- You keep saying that.
- 913
- 01:05:23,552 --> 01:05:27,156
- Because, duh, it's true.
- How about this?
- 914
- 01:05:27,156 --> 01:05:29,592
- If I win,
- then you have to.
- 915
- 01:05:31,294 --> 01:05:33,996
- You've been playing me
- this whole time.
- Yes.
- 916
- 01:05:33,996 --> 01:05:38,167
- No, I mean, you've been waiting
- for this moment, and now
- you're gonna whoop my ass.
- 917
- 01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:39,435
- Also yes.
- 918
- 01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,304
- Well, what if I quit?
- 919
- 01:05:41,304 --> 01:05:44,440
- Then you'll have lost
- because you resigned.
- 920
- 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,575
- You're going to be
- president someday.
- 921
- 01:05:46,575 --> 01:05:49,011
- Nah, that's for chumps.
- 922
- 01:05:49,011 --> 01:05:51,681
- Party on the top floor.
- 923
- 01:05:51,681 --> 01:05:53,616
- Slap it, boss.
- 924
- 01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:56,152
- Little slap
- to make her happy.
- 925
- 01:05:56,152 --> 01:05:58,020
- What?
- 926
- 01:05:58,020 --> 01:06:00,289
- Weirdo.
- 927
- 01:06:07,063 --> 01:06:08,631
- Hey. Um,
- 928
- 01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:11,367
- so I know this is
- kind of awkward,
- 929
- 01:06:11,367 --> 01:06:13,369
- and you probably didn't
- expect to see me again
- 930
- 01:06:13,369 --> 01:06:18,240
- after the whole incident,
- but, um,
- 931
- 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,443
- is there any chance
- I could crash,
- 932
- 01:06:20,443 --> 01:06:21,978
- just for tonight?
- 933
- 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:25,114
- You are more than welcome
- here, buddy.
- 934
- 01:06:25,114 --> 01:06:28,184
- It's great to see you.
- You too.
- 935
- 01:06:31,387 --> 01:06:33,322
- You too, my man.
- Like I said,
- 936
- 01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:36,625
- it'll just be one or two--
- one or two or a few.
- 937
- 01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:38,527
- Yeah.
- Let's make it...
- 938
- 01:06:38,527 --> 01:06:41,063
- Wanna call it three or 14?
- 939
- 01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:42,665
- Just a handshake on five?
- 940
- 01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:45,201
- Can you just promise me,
- like, a week?
- 941
- 01:06:45,201 --> 01:06:46,335
- Five...
- 942
- 01:06:46,335 --> 01:06:48,671
- Do you have pizza?
- Well...
- 943
- 01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:53,509
- Fuck it.
- 944
- 01:06:59,281 --> 01:07:01,650
- Did you take your pills?
- Yes.
- 945
- 01:07:01,650 --> 01:07:03,419
- I promise.
- 946
- 01:07:05,788 --> 01:07:07,690
- How are you feeling?
- 947
- 01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:09,592
- Like shit.
- 948
- 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,629
- I could use a drink.
- 949
- 01:07:19,101 --> 01:07:23,339
- I'm sorry I haven't been around
- as much as I should be.
- 950
- 01:07:25,107 --> 01:07:27,777
- You work your ass off.
- 951
- 01:07:27,777 --> 01:07:29,779
- And you love it.
- 952
- 01:07:29,779 --> 01:07:33,416
- And I love
- that you love it.
- 953
- 01:07:36,352 --> 01:07:39,055
- Never say you're sorry.
- 954
- 01:07:41,323 --> 01:07:44,360
- You take good care
- of me, hon.
- 955
- 01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,196
- Better than anybody
- could ever do.
- 956
- 01:07:47,196 --> 01:07:50,199
- It's not your fault
- you got a...
- 957
- 01:07:50,199 --> 01:07:52,802
- stubborn old bitch
- of a mom.
- 958
- 01:08:06,115 --> 01:08:08,717
- I am so proud of you.
- 959
- 01:08:11,554 --> 01:08:15,191
- And your dad-- oh--
- 960
- 01:08:15,191 --> 01:08:18,327
- he would have been
- real proud of you too.
- 961
- 01:08:22,198 --> 01:08:25,234
- You did good, baby.
- 962
- 01:08:25,234 --> 01:08:27,503
- You did good.
- 963
- 01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:47,156
- Mom? Are you okay?
- 964
- 01:08:47,156 --> 01:08:49,558
- And your actions
- 965
- 01:08:49,558 --> 01:08:52,194
- put me in a slightly
- more hurtful position.
- 966
- 01:08:52,194 --> 01:08:55,698
- You're basically the reason
- I'm in this entire situation.
- 967
- 01:08:58,467 --> 01:09:01,770
- Do you know what
- your problem is?
- 968
- 01:09:01,770 --> 01:09:03,205
- I'm just lost.
- 969
- 01:09:03,205 --> 01:09:06,442
- You escalate things.
- 970
- 01:09:06,442 --> 01:09:10,279
- You need to
- un-escalate things.
- 971
- 01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:12,414
- You need to de-escalate.
- 972
- 01:09:12,414 --> 01:09:15,351
- You're going up.
- You need to go down
- 973
- 01:09:15,351 --> 01:09:17,520
- and un-escalate it
- 974
- 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:20,189
- instead of escalate.
- 975
- 01:09:20,189 --> 01:09:22,391
- That's your problem.
- 976
- 01:09:24,693 --> 01:09:25,928
- Okay.
- 977
- 01:09:29,932 --> 01:09:31,467
- Excuse me.
- 978
- 01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:34,303
- But I see
- what you're saying.
- 979
- 01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:17,446
- Hello, people
- I don't know.
- 980
- 01:10:20,516 --> 01:10:22,284
- Tough crowd.
- 981
- 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,722
- Is this
- some sort of a...
- 982
- 01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:28,824
- party, or what are...
- 983
- 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:33,696
- Either way, I'm gonna guess
- my invitation was probably
- lost in the mail.
- 984
- 01:10:33,696 --> 01:10:37,366
- And I don't really have
- a mailbox right now,
- you know what I'm sayin'? Hey!
- 985
- 01:10:43,305 --> 01:10:45,574
- What, did somebody die
- or something?
- 986
- 01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:53,549
- Um, I just personally
- wanted to thank all of you
- 987
- 01:10:53,549 --> 01:10:55,551
- for being here today.
- 988
- 01:10:55,551 --> 01:10:59,388
- I know you all hold a special
- place in my mom's heart.
- 989
- 01:10:59,388 --> 01:11:03,025
- I'd like to say
- a few words myself.
- Uh, uh, uh, uh.
- 990
- 01:11:05,527 --> 01:11:07,029
- Mm.
- 991
- 01:11:12,301 --> 01:11:14,470
- Allow me.
- 992
- 01:11:14,470 --> 01:11:16,005
- Okay.
- 993
- 01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:21,377
- You've come to fight
- as free men,
- 994
- 01:11:21,377 --> 01:11:24,546
- and free men you are.
- 995
- 01:11:24,546 --> 01:11:27,683
- But what will you do
- with that freedom?
- 996
- 01:11:29,018 --> 01:11:31,553
- Will you run?
- 997
- 01:11:31,553 --> 01:11:35,624
- Or will you fight?
- Is that from Braveheart?
- 998
- 01:11:35,624 --> 01:11:37,493
- June fought.
- 999
- 01:11:38,661 --> 01:11:40,462
- June was a fighter.
- 1000
- 01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:43,399
- I didn't know her...
- that well,
- 1001
- 01:11:43,399 --> 01:11:45,467
- but I knew that much.
- 1002
- 01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:48,504
- She took a chance on me
- when no one else wouldn't.
- 1003
- 01:11:48,504 --> 01:11:49,772
- "Would."
- Thank you.
- 1004
- 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,941
- I guess now's
- the part in the speech
- 1005
- 01:11:52,941 --> 01:11:56,045
- where people say all those
- stupid cliché things like,
- 1006
- 01:11:56,045 --> 01:11:57,980
- "She lived life her way"
- 1007
- 01:11:57,980 --> 01:12:00,549
- or "danced to the beat
- of her own drum,"
- 1008
- 01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:03,485
- but I think
- June would hate that.
- 1009
- 01:12:03,485 --> 01:12:05,421
- She would.
- 1010
- 01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:11,794
- I had the, uh,
- worst day of my life.
- 1011
- 01:12:11,794 --> 01:12:15,331
- Everything that
- could go wrong
- did go wrong,
- 1012
- 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,032
- and then I met June,
- 1013
- 01:12:17,032 --> 01:12:20,636
- and she rubbed it
- in my face.
- 1014
- 01:12:20,636 --> 01:12:23,806
- But then she gave me
- a place to stay,
- 1015
- 01:12:23,806 --> 01:12:27,443
- and she gave me
- tuna sandwiches,
- 1016
- 01:12:27,443 --> 01:12:29,878
- and they were
- fuckin' terrible.
- 1017
- 01:12:29,878 --> 01:12:31,947
- But she made me,
- me again.
- 1018
- 01:12:34,516 --> 01:12:37,419
- I, uh, guess that's
- all I have to say.
- 1019
- 01:12:37,419 --> 01:12:40,055
- Shit, fuckin'
- allergies or...
- 1020
- 01:12:42,758 --> 01:12:45,527
- Who wants to get laid?
- 1021
- 01:12:48,764 --> 01:12:53,535
- Wake up! Yo!
- Hey, wake up!
- 1022
- 01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:56,004
- I decided
- to have a funeral
- 1023
- 01:12:56,004 --> 01:12:58,073
- for my old self.
- 1024
- 01:12:59,708 --> 01:13:02,711
- It passed.
- 1025
- 01:13:02,711 --> 01:13:06,382
- And me?
- I am headed to Hawaii.
- 1026
- 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:08,517
- How old are you?
- 1027
- 01:13:08,517 --> 01:13:11,620
- Oh, I got you good!
- 1028
- 01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:14,523
- You monster.
- 1029
- 01:13:14,523 --> 01:13:17,526
- Come on, let's get you up.
- Come on. Get up!
- 1030
- 01:13:17,526 --> 01:13:21,563
- Let's help her.
- After we get me up.
- 1031
- 01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:24,533
- Ooh! Yeah.
- Yep.
- 1032
- 01:13:24,533 --> 01:13:26,835
- I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
- 1033
- 01:13:26,835 --> 01:13:28,837
- All right, well, hey,
- I just wanted to let you know,
- 1034
- 01:13:28,837 --> 01:13:32,107
- all that stuff that
- I said over there,
- I was just joking.
- 1035
- 01:13:32,107 --> 01:13:34,576
- I didn't mean any of that,
- so don't get weird.
- 1036
- 01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:38,981
- Well, some people grow up,
- and others, like you, yeah...
- 1037
- 01:13:38,981 --> 01:13:42,518
- born a little bitch,
- always a little bitch.
- 1038
- 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,722
- So, Hawaii?
- Mm-hmm.
- 1039
- 01:13:49,658 --> 01:13:52,060
- The ocean air
- will be good for her.
- 1040
- 01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:54,129
- Uh,
- 1041
- 01:13:54,129 --> 01:13:57,499
- speaking of it,
- uh, want to give me
- 1042
- 01:13:57,499 --> 01:14:00,536
- a minute, a little tick
- with Rodney?
- 1043
- 01:14:00,536 --> 01:14:02,571
- Yeah.
- 1044
- 01:14:02,571 --> 01:14:04,640
- Oh, hey, Rodney?
- Yeah?
- 1045
- 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:08,444
- Thank you for taking care
- of her when I couldn't.
- 1046
- 01:14:14,716 --> 01:14:17,019
- So, listen.
- 1047
- 01:14:17,019 --> 01:14:20,689
- Against my better judgment
- 1048
- 01:14:20,689 --> 01:14:23,525
- and the advice
- of my lawyer,
- 1049
- 01:14:23,525 --> 01:14:26,662
- I decided I wanted to
- leave you a little something.
- 1050
- 01:14:26,662 --> 01:14:29,698
- You shouldn't have.
- What is it?
- 1051
- 01:14:30,966 --> 01:14:33,235
- Now I really know
- I shouldn't have.
- 1052
- 01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:38,974
- Corner convenience store?
- I actually own it.
- 1053
- 01:14:38,974 --> 01:14:40,776
- Hmm?
- 1054
- 01:14:40,776 --> 01:14:44,546
- And I'm leaving it to you.
- 1055
- 01:14:45,781 --> 01:14:46,782
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
- 1056
- 01:14:46,782 --> 01:14:49,818
- Why would you
- do that?
- 1057
- 01:14:49,818 --> 01:14:52,688
- 'Cause I don't scare you.
- 1058
- 01:14:52,688 --> 01:14:55,224
- And, uh, you make me laugh.
- 1059
- 01:14:57,559 --> 01:15:00,729
- I appreciate the faith.
- 1060
- 01:15:00,729 --> 01:15:02,631
- I almost forgot.
- 1061
- 01:15:02,631 --> 01:15:06,068
- Meet me in the garage.
- 1062
- 01:15:06,068 --> 01:15:07,903
- The garage?
- 1063
- 01:15:07,903 --> 01:15:10,706
- Easy.
- This is very scary,
- Rodney.
- 1064
- 01:15:10,706 --> 01:15:12,708
- Easy.
- 1065
- 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,276
- Stop.
- Here?
- 1066
- 01:15:14,276 --> 01:15:16,211
- Keep 'em closed.
- Okay. All right.
- 1067
- 01:15:16,211 --> 01:15:18,113
- Don't cheat.
- I'm not gonna cheat.
- 1068
- 01:15:18,113 --> 01:15:20,749
- Could ruin the whole thing
- if you cheat.
- I'm not a cheater.
- 1069
- 01:15:20,749 --> 01:15:22,217
- All right.
- 1070
- 01:15:22,217 --> 01:15:24,686
- I'm many things,
- but I'm not a cheater.
- 1071
- 01:15:24,686 --> 01:15:27,122
- And... t--
- 1072
- 01:15:27,122 --> 01:15:29,625
- Hang on.
- Can I open 'em?
- 1073
- 01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:30,726
- No.
- 1074
- 01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:32,594
- ♪ Ta-da! ♪
- 1075
- 01:15:32,594 --> 01:15:34,229
- Can I open?
- Yes.
- 1076
- 01:15:35,998 --> 01:15:38,534
- New set of wheels
- to get around.
- 1077
- 01:15:51,747 --> 01:15:53,815
- Rodney,
- I don't know...
- 1078
- 01:15:53,815 --> 01:15:55,784
- I don't know
- what to say.
- 1079
- 01:16:02,858 --> 01:16:06,128
- Ah, ya...
- jerk!
- 1080
- 01:16:06,128 --> 01:16:08,564
- I love you too.
- 1081
- 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,965
- Yeah.
- 1082
- 01:16:10,999 --> 01:16:12,701
- Ah!
- 1083
- 01:16:14,870 --> 01:16:16,572
- You might need this.
- 1084
- 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:19,575
- Oh, yeah.
- Probably not, but...
- 1085
- 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:21,743
- It's not empty.
- 1086
- 01:16:23,178 --> 01:16:25,213
- "Noice!"
- 1087
- 01:16:25,213 --> 01:16:26,848
- Back pay.
- 1088
- 01:16:26,848 --> 01:16:28,016
- Ah.
- 1089
- 01:16:29,685 --> 01:16:31,720
- Come here.
- 1090
- 01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:34,623
- Come here.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- yeah, yeah.
- 1091
- 01:16:34,623 --> 01:16:37,793
- You like it. Love it.
- Come on. No. No.
- 1092
- 01:16:40,729 --> 01:16:41,763
- Yeah?
- 1093
- 01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:43,198
- Come on.
- 1094
- 01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:49,004
- Are you crying?
- No!
- 1095
- 01:16:49,004 --> 01:16:51,139
- Oh, I...
- couldn't see.
- 1096
- 01:16:51,139 --> 01:16:54,710
- I'm, you know,
- remembering.
- 1097
- 01:16:56,111 --> 01:16:59,081
- You know, they say
- you never forget.
- 1098
- 01:16:59,081 --> 01:17:01,883
- Let's hope to hell
- they're right.
- 1099
- 01:17:01,883 --> 01:17:03,385
- Pray for me.
- 1100
- 01:17:13,729 --> 01:17:15,731
- June.
- 1101
- 01:17:15,731 --> 01:17:17,399
- Woody.
- 1102
- 01:17:17,399 --> 01:17:20,235
- Let me just cut to the chase.
- I heard that you were leaving,
- 1103
- 01:17:20,235 --> 01:17:22,971
- and I want to
- wish you farewell.
- 1104
- 01:17:22,971 --> 01:17:27,075
- It was truly
- a pleasure knowing you.
- 1105
- 01:17:27,075 --> 01:17:29,044
- You don't mean
- any of that.
- 1106
- 01:17:29,044 --> 01:17:30,912
- No, I do not.
- 1107
- 01:17:30,912 --> 01:17:33,015
- You know, Woody,
- 1108
- 01:17:33,015 --> 01:17:36,151
- you... weren't
- the worst neighbor.
- 1109
- 01:17:37,352 --> 01:17:39,755
- I think in a way,
- I'm gonna miss you.
- 1110
- 01:17:39,755 --> 01:17:42,324
- Wow.
- 1111
- 01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:44,893
- Just kiddin'.
- 1112
- 01:17:44,893 --> 01:17:47,029
- Take care, Woody.
- 1113
- 01:17:47,029 --> 01:17:49,297
- Wh-Where's your helmet?
- 1114
- 01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:52,267
- Twat!
- 1115
- 01:18:09,451 --> 01:18:14,923
- ♪ I'm gonna find
- some other place ♪
- 1116
- 01:18:14,923 --> 01:18:16,091
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- 1117
- 01:18:16,091 --> 01:18:20,996
- ♪ Find some other way ♪
- 1118
- 01:18:20,996 --> 01:18:25,333
- ♪ I miss you ♪
- 1119
- 01:18:39,014 --> 01:18:41,349
- All right, guys,
- I'm out.
- 1120
- 01:18:41,349 --> 01:18:43,251
- Bro, you just
- got here, man.
- 1121
- 01:18:43,251 --> 01:18:45,854
- Hey, that's what happens
- when you're the boss.
- 1122
- 01:18:45,854 --> 01:18:48,890
- And, Chad, make sure none
- of that candy's expired.
- 1123
- 01:18:48,890 --> 01:18:51,093
- Yes, boss.
- 1124
- 01:18:51,093 --> 01:18:54,863
- And that is not an excuse
- for you to just eat the candy
- and then say it was expired.
- 1125
- 01:18:54,863 --> 01:18:56,932
- You got me?
- I got you.
- 1126
- 01:18:56,932 --> 01:19:00,802
- Same goes to you, Billy.
- Yes, sir.
- 1127
- 01:19:04,106 --> 01:19:06,975
- Do these chips taste
- expired to you?
- 1128
- 01:19:10,378 --> 01:19:13,782
- Do you guys have, like,
- flavored condoms here?
- 1129
- 01:19:13,782 --> 01:19:17,152
- I'm going
- on a date tonight.
- What?
- 1130
- 01:19:34,169 --> 01:19:37,939
- ♪ Oh, it's a hell of a thing ♪
- 1131
- 01:19:37,939 --> 01:19:42,043
- ♪ What did you expect
- from me? ♪
- 1132
- 01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:45,514
- ♪ Darling, I'm a hypocrite ♪
- 1133
- 01:19:45,514 --> 01:19:48,984
- ♪ And maybe a liar ♪
- 1134
- 01:19:48,984 --> 01:19:51,887
- ♪ Oh, but maybe you like it ♪
- 1135
- 01:19:53,421 --> 01:19:55,323
- ♪ Mmm ♪
- 1136
- 01:20:04,099 --> 01:20:07,969
- ♪ Well, it ain't a secret
- Everybody can tell ♪
- 1137
- 01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:11,306
- ♪ I'm a hot-headed fool
- Should be with anyone else ♪
- 1138
- 01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:16,545
- ♪ But I'm Four Roses in,
- and I don't like the way
- he looks at you ♪
- 1139
- 01:20:19,047 --> 01:20:22,484
- ♪ But your kiss is like
- a razor blade ♪
- 1140
- 01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:26,254
- ♪ It's like salt
- on an open wound ♪
- 1141
- 01:20:26,254 --> 01:20:29,891
- ♪ Oh, we tell each other
- we can change ♪
- 1142
- 01:20:29,891 --> 01:20:34,362
- ♪ Or we'll kill each other
- trying to ♪
- 1143
- 01:20:34,362 --> 01:20:38,400
- ♪ Oh, its a hell of a thing ♪
- 1144
- 01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:42,170
- ♪ What did you expect
- from me? ♪
- 1145
- 01:20:42,170 --> 01:20:46,141
- ♪ Darling, I'm a hypocrite ♪
- 1146
- 01:20:46,141 --> 01:20:49,077
- ♪ And maybe a liar ♪
- 1147
- 01:20:49,077 --> 01:20:52,447
- ♪ Oh, but maybe you like it ♪
- 1148
- 01:21:04,559 --> 01:21:08,263
- ♪ Oh, your tears
- are like a hurricane ♪
- 1149
- 01:21:08,263 --> 01:21:12,067
- ♪ First you pull me close
- and go away ♪
- 1150
- 01:21:12,067 --> 01:21:15,604
- ♪ Then you smile and tell me
- I should stay ♪
- 1151
- 01:21:15,604 --> 01:21:18,406
- ♪ 'Cause I'm the only one
- that can love ♪
- 1152
- 01:21:18,406 --> 01:21:22,177
- ♪ That kind of crazy ♪
- 1153
- 01:21:22,177 --> 01:21:26,214
- ♪ Oh, its a hell of a thing ♪
- 1154
- 01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:30,085
- ♪ What did you expect
- from me? ♪
- 1155
- 01:21:30,085 --> 01:21:33,622
- ♪ Darling, I'm a hypocrite ♪
- 1156
- 01:21:33,622 --> 01:21:36,958
- ♪ And maybe a liar ♪
- 1157
- 01:21:36,958 --> 01:21:40,428
- ♪ Oh, its a hell of a thing ♪
- 1158
- 01:21:40,428 --> 01:21:44,366
- ♪ Makes me weak
- in the knees ♪
- 1159
- 01:21:44,366 --> 01:21:48,270
- ♪ Baby, I'm a hypocrite ♪
- 1160
- 01:21:48,270 --> 01:21:51,373
- ♪ And I know
- that you're lying ♪
- 1161
- 01:21:51,373 --> 01:21:54,509
- ♪ Oh, but maybe you like it ♪
- 1162
- 01:21:55,944 --> 01:21:59,314
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- 1163
- 01:21:59,314 --> 01:22:02,350
- ♪ Maybe we like it ♪
- 1164
- 01:22:11,293 --> 01:22:16,197
- ♪ Burst in the morning, baby
- Sing out that tune ♪
- 1165
- 01:22:16,197 --> 01:22:21,369
- ♪ Power into burning
- in the bright afternoon ♪
- 1166
- 01:22:21,369 --> 01:22:25,440
- ♪ Sugar and caffeine's
- gonna fuel my day ♪
- 1167
- 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:30,445
- ♪ Till the evening breeze
- will seal me away ♪
- 1168
- 01:22:33,715 --> 01:22:38,586
- ♪ I can't help but wonder
- what I'm doing ♪
- 1169
- 01:22:38,586 --> 01:22:41,957
- ♪ I can't seem to
- figure it out ♪
- 1170
- 01:22:44,025 --> 01:22:48,530
- ♪ I'm heading down
- the road to ruin, baby ♪
- 1171
- 01:22:48,530 --> 01:22:51,232
- ♪ Am I just fooling myself? ♪
- 1172
- 01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:03,445
- ♪ You gotta check your brain
- You gotta check your brain ♪
- 1173
- 01:23:03,445 --> 01:23:06,047
- ♪ Yo, yo, son,
- you gotta check your brain ♪
- 1174
- 01:23:06,047 --> 01:23:08,283
- ♪ Check your brain
- You gotta check your brain ♪
- 1175
- 01:23:08,283 --> 01:23:10,452
- ♪ You're insane
- You gotta check your brain ♪
- 1176
- 01:23:10,452 --> 01:23:12,654
- ♪ Walkin' down the street
- with a mic in your hand ♪
- 1177
- 01:23:12,654 --> 01:23:15,223
- ♪ A wack DJ
- Not a playa, not a man ♪
- 1178
- 01:23:15,223 --> 01:23:17,726
- ♪ You keep rappin'
- like the Treacherous Three ♪
- 1179
- 01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:20,161
- ♪ But without us,
- where would you be? ♪
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