Frirtz

==> Be that hissy guy

Hey, it's a SPEECH IMPEDIMENT, back off.

Your name is FRIRTZ AKLEUS. You are EIGHT SWEEPS old, and you are a LIGHT BLUE-BLOOD troll. You are rather PROUD of this, too, and take every chance you can to TORMENT THE LOWBLOODS. You find it AMUSING. You have RATHER LARGE HORNS for your age, too, and are a bit SENSITIVE about them. They are NOT SILLY. They are REGAL. You should have been a SEADWELLER, you think.

You have several INTERESTS, such as DISSECTING THINGS, which you are most fond of, and being a CONDESCENDING JERKASS. You also enjoy a bit of PORTRAIT DRAWING now and then, but you don't like to let people know about that. It gets in the way of your CONDESCENDING JERKASS image. You have been TRAINING for a while, to be an IMPERIAL CORPSETROLL. Not like... OFFICIAL training or anything, but you are sure that they'll take you once they see HOW GOOD you are at ALL THAT DOCTORY STUFF. You like the DISSECTING part best.

You aren't TOO WRAPPED UP in ROMANCE quite yet, though you do have your eye on a PRETTY NOBLE GIRL for REDROM. You don't know if she KNOWS YOU EXIST though. You DON'T BLAME HER, to be honest - she is NOBLE after all. You seem to ATTRACT KISMESISSES like flies though. You suppose people just LOVE TO HATE you!

Your LUSUS is a GREAT SLITHERBEAST, easily twice as long as you are tall. He likes to give you, uh, HUGS you guess. Those sort of HURT but you know he means well. You live with him in your HIVE, which is on the EDGE OF A CLIFF overlooking the SEA. Not because you like water. Because YOU DON'T. But it's a NICE VIEW at least.

You use the SAWKIND specibus, favourite a COMPACT LITTLE BONESAW you picked up somewhere. Your Fetch Modus is sort of STUPID, though. You have to dig around in the GUTS of some GREAT NASTY BLOBBY CREATURE to get your item's card out. It's VERY MESSY. You really keep meaning to get a NEW ONE because this one is ALL KINDS OF INCONVENIENT. You THOUGHT it would be cool, what with the whole CORPSETROLL thing, but it's NOT.

Your Trolltag is asclepiaSunder, and you ISpeak wi+h a bi+ of a hiISIS.

You are known as the FOE OF PEACE, and your planet is the LAND OF DESOLATION AND PRISMS.