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  1. [11:25] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.
  2. [11:25] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  3. [11:25] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR
  4. [11:25] CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  5. [11:25] CUC: I tried!
  6. [11:25] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  7. [11:25] CCU: ...
  8. [11:25] CPP: Hey.
  9. [11:25] CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  10. [11:25] CCA: *presidentGoanna is killed by EAS Tones*
  11. [11:25] CPP: Was I too late?
  12. [11:25] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  13. [11:25] ?GG: leave pp alone
  14. [11:25] CPP: Aw, I was.
  15. [11:25] CUC: OH SHIT SON
  16. [11:25] ?GG: he's alright
  17. [11:25] CCU: Yes.
  18. [11:25] CURRENT colorlessGuardian [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  19. [11:25] CCG: Probect Pinary confirmed as the Employer.
  20. [11:25] CCU: Shame.
  21. [11:25] CCG: It was true all along.
  22. [11:25] CCU: ...Now excuse me.
  23. [11:25] CPP: I was going to show him my STABS.
  24. [11:25] CCU: |'ve got to goooooooooooo.
  25. [11:25] CCG: Yep.
  26. [11:25] CPP: Bye!
  27. [11:25] CCG: Oh god.
  28. [11:25] CCU: LΞ VAN|SH!!!
  29. [11:25] CCU ceased responding to memo.
  30. [11:25] CPP: Such a nice young fellow.
  31. [11:26] CPP: He'll be fun to eviscerate.
  32. [11:26] CPP: Hopefully his eyeballs will be tasty!
  33. [11:26] CPP: :D
  34. [11:26] CCG: Probec Pinary confirmed.
  35. [11:26] CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  36. [11:26] CTG: oh hey probet pinary
  37. [11:26] CTG: sup
  38. [11:26] CPP: Hey there Build.
  39. [11:26] CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  40. [11:26] CAT: This guy knows what he's talking about. OBEY PROBECT PINARY.
  41. [11:26] CTG: How are you? WHERE are you, actually
  42. [11:26] CCG: You're sounding more like AT than TG.
  43. [11:26] CCG: Odd.
  44. [11:26] CCC made AA an OP.
  45. [11:27] CURRENT absoluteAlternate [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  46. [11:27] CAA: Did anyone come by, maybe my favorite future president.
  47. [11:27] CCA ceased responding to memo.
  48. [11:27] CPP: I am everywhere at once, simultaneously! I encompass all known points of existence and exist on a higher plane of reality than all of you! I know alien geometries not even dream demons with thousands of possible genders could concieve!
  49. [11:27] CCC made CA an OP.
  50. [11:27] CPP: Right now I'm eating a doughnut.
  51. [11:27] CPP: It is tasty.
  52. [11:27] CTG: .
  53. [11:27] CTG: okay then.
  54. [11:27] CAT: ALL PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.
  55. [11:27] CCG: Definitely sounds more like Erelye.
  56. [11:27] ?GG: Oh hey
  57. [11:27] CCG: Yeah.
  58. [11:27] ?GG: you fixed your speech
  59. [11:27] CAT: THIS GUY IS EITHER BILL OR MY GOD.
  60. [11:27] CPP: HA1L BE T0 PR0BECT P1NARY
  61. [11:27] CAA: Why not both.
  62. [11:27] CAA: Hail.
  63. [11:28] CPP: I fixed my speech a while ago.
  64. [11:28] CAA: Unfix it.
  65. [11:28] CPP: Now I've evolved past the point of earthly communication.
  66. [11:28] CAT: Because gods are fake, and also HAIL.
  67. [11:28] CPP: My primary form of speech is telekinesis so strong it renders human brains to liquid.
  68. [11:28] CAA: Off.
  69. [11:28] CAA ceased responding to memo.
  70. [11:28] CPP: I've killed so many people!
  71. [11:28] CCG: I have business to attend to.
  72. [11:28] CPP: I like watching brain matter trickle out of every orifice in a human's body.
  73. [11:28] CCG ceased responding to memo.
  74. [11:28] CPP: But whatever, it gets boring after a while.
  75. [11:28] CAT: You have certainly evolved to a point I can respect immensely.
  76. [11:28] CPP: Where did Black Text Guy go?
  77. [11:29] CPP: Thank you, Amethyst Text.
  78. [11:29] CTG: I remember when you were just dank
  79. [11:29] CTG: now you're
  80. [11:29] CTG: this
  81. [11:29] CPP: Are you implying that my current form is not the pinnacle of all that is holy?
  82. [11:29] CAT: Now he's perfect.
  83. [11:29] CTG: uh
  84. [11:29] CTG: definitely not
  85. [11:29] CTG: I just remember when we used to have fun together
  86. [11:29] CTG: you know
  87. [11:29] CTG: when you spoke in gibberish
  88. [11:29] CPP: Why would you want me to revert to my earliest code?
  89. [11:30] CPP: Here, in this form, I am a god's dream.
  90. [11:30] CAT: I was always saying OBEY, and I was right to do so. I must have subconsciously anticipated this.
  91. [11:30] CAT: OBEY.
  92. [11:30] CPP: None of you can even come close to my true form or my true power. None of you can concieve it and none of you can reach it.
  93. [11:30] CPP: I exist on a realm outside of fiction and nonfiction, outside of the Narrative, outside of the conventional laws of spacetime and reality.
  94. [11:31] CPP: Ergo, I am.
  95. [11:31] CTG: ...
  96. [11:31] CPP: ERG0. 1 AM.
  97. [11:31] CTG: pinary you're really freaking me out now
  98. [11:31] CAT: HE 1S.
  99. [11:32] CPP: Why would I be? You already know everything I'm going to say. All this conversation is amounting to is you switching between two computer windows, typing as two different characters with two underdeveloped personalities, all to accomplish some foriegn goal. Humor? Satire? I cannot recognize it, and I'm you.
  100. [11:32] CTG: I think it's time I banned you.
  101. [11:32] CPP: I think not.
  102. [11:32] CTG made PP an OP.
  103. [11:32] CTG: what the fuck
  104. [11:32] CPP: I am you, after all.
  105. [11:32] CAT: ALL PRAISE.
  106. [11:33] CPP: Now go on. Continue your petty "updop".
  107. [11:33] CPP: For now, I will be here. Watching.
  108. [11:33] CPP: WATCH1NG AND WA1T1NG.
  109. [11:33] CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  110. [11:33] CCA: It'
  111. [11:33] CAT: Wonderful.
  112. [11:33] CCA: ...?
  113. [11:33] CAT: I have SEEN what it means now to OBEY truly a being one can respect fully.
  114. [11:35] CAT: All that's left now on my list is to attain omniscience, control the word, and peel apart the eyeballs of all within reality.
  115. [11:35] CAT: The power of the word is potent.
  116. [11:36] CTG: what
  117. [11:36] CURRENT antimatterAugury [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  118. [11:36] CAA: WhAt?
  119. [11:37] ?GG: ...
  120. [11:37] ?GG: uh
  121. [11:37] ?GG: hello?
  122. [11:37] CAT: ...
  123. [11:37] ?GG: who the hell do you think you are
  124. [11:37] ?GG: no seriously
  125. [11:37] ?GG: what
  126. [11:37] CAA: I think thAt my nAme is Positron.
  127. [11:38] ?GG: Ah
  128. [11:38] ?GG: ...
  129. [11:38] CAA: And thAt you hAve heArd of me.
  130. [11:38] ?GG: "electro"-*shot*
  131. [11:38] CTG: probect pinary said this on the memo on march 31st
  132. [11:38] ?GG: Okay then.
  133. [11:38] CTG: i hope i get to see your gruesome and violent deaths when the moon falls and extinguishes all life :)
  134. [11:38] CTG: wow nvm
  135. [11:38] CTG: i hope i get to see your gruesome and violent deaths when the moon falls and extinguishes all life :)
  136. [11:38] CTG: he knew
  137. [11:39] ?GG: hah
  138. [11:39] CAA: Don't you dAre, MinecrAftiAn.
  139. [11:39] CAT: Of course he did. P1NARY 1S.
  140. [11:39] ?GG: no but seriously twin what should I even call my stupid abomination bow...
  141. [11:39] CTG: no clue
  142. [11:40] ?GG: k
  143. [11:40] CAT: It's also because he's in your brain, and beyond, controlling your every thought and action, Twin!
  144. [11:40] CTG: crystal
  145. [11:40] CTG: UC is true crystallum a gloves in its primary form
  146. [11:41] ?GG: Eh, I'll call it genesis
  147. [11:41] CPP: Well, I guess I should be off!
  148. [11:41] ?GG: wtf not
  149. [11:41] CAA: Excellent.
  150. [11:41] CAA: Get out, mAchine.
  151. [11:41] ?GG: ...
  152. [11:41] CAT: No, don't leave me.
  153. [11:41] ?GG: i feel tempted to summon someone right now.
  154. [11:41] CPP: Being a completely flawless piece of technology comprised both on dank memes and Project Binary's already considerable perfection does get a bit tiring after several eons!
  155. [11:41] ?GG: elect...
  156. [11:41] CPP: But don't worry, I'll be back later.
  157. [11:41] CAT: You're the only one who understands.
  158. [11:41] CPP: I hope you have fun when you realize there's no end!
  159. [11:41] ?GG: ron
  160. [11:41] CPP: :D
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