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Thread 88: Stories 90-94

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  1. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  2.  
  3. Omake!
  4. >FF
  5. "???"
  6. ~~~~
  7.  
  8. "Miss! Miss Fleetfoot!"
  9.  
  10. >Yeah? What do you want, kid?
  11.  
  12. "I have heard of your recent incident with Pommel."
  13.  
  14. >If you're here to complain to me-
  15.  
  16. "No no! Not at all! For you see... I too am an admirer... Of dat ass."
  17.  
  18. >...
  19.  
  20. "...his is, indeed, saggy."
  21.  
  22. >...pretty good taste for a changeling.
  23.  
  24. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  25.  
  26. OMAKE!
  27. >Big Mac
  28. "Granny"
  29. ~~~~
  30.  
  31. >...
  32.  
  33. "Ya'll ever wish we got ta' go on those great big adventures? Just... wish we could be runnin' the whole world one day and playin' a big board game the next?"
  34.  
  35. >Lotta characters.
  36.  
  37. "Point, there's a lotta' characters in this, makes it hard ta' write a crowd..."
  38.  
  39. >...
  40.  
  41. "...Didn't answer mah' question."
  42.  
  43. >...Eyyyup.
  44.  
  45. "Issat eyup ya' didn't answer, or ta' what Ah' asked?"
  46.  
  47. >...
  48.  
  49. "...Heh."
  50.  
  51. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  52.  
  53. OMAKE!
  54. >Soarin'
  55. "Fleetfoot"
  56. '???'
  57. [???]
  58. ~~~~~~
  59.  
  60. >You don't think we overdid it with what's his face, do you?
  61.  
  62. "Naahhhh, it was just a little trampling."
  63.  
  64. >Not worried he got hurt, right?
  65.  
  66. "Pfft, what's the worst that could happen?"
  67.  
  68. ~~~~
  69.  
  70. 'Mrs Daw, I'm afraid... it's spread to his head, he'll never wake up.'
  71.  
  72. [NOOOOOOOOO!]
  73.  
  74. 'All we can do now is make him comfortable and- why do you have a knife?'
  75.  
  76. [REVEEEEEENNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!]
  77.  
  78. 'Oh, just checking. I have to list the reasons here on this little form.'
  79.  
  80. ~~~~~~
  81.  
  82. >...
  83.  
  84. "It'll be fiiiiiiiiiine-OW!... Copyright infringement!? How am I being sued for copyright infringement!?"
  85.  
  86. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  87.  
  88. NC Omake
  89. >88
  90. "77"
  91. ~~~~
  92. >Sooo thread 88 eh?
  93.  
  94. "Yup."
  95.  
  96. >Do you think they're forgetting something?
  97.  
  98. "Nope."
  99.  
  100. >You know...you got a little something for thread 77...right 77?
  101.  
  102. "...I don't know what you're talking about."
  103.  
  104. >...I should have banged that white dude.
  105.  
  106. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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