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  1. [05:24] Rawrness (chuffington): you have a nice vulva and sexy whiskers~ <3
  2. [05:27] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): D:
  3. [05:27] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): I has whiskers? D:
  4. [05:27] Rawrness (chuffington): yesh!
  5. [05:27] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): Am no kitty o.o
  6. [05:27] Rawrness (chuffington): you have to zoom in really closer to see them!
  7. [05:28] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): rrrm
  8. [05:28] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): never noticed that before
  9. [05:28] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): lmao
  10. [05:31] Rawrness (chuffington): I like you, for a female you're pretty cool! plus you're a dogger. I love doggers. You're a good girl.
  11. [05:31] Rawrness (chuffington): I'd pay you to be my sister if I had money
  12. [05:31] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): OOh I can wait. Kappa
  13. [05:35] Rawrness (chuffington): I do feel inclined to take ref pics of you and buy art of ya in like a bad girl outfit, like, a pin up, of ya sitting on a 1949 Dodge Coronet, wearing a Drive-in diner waitress outfit, and eating a cupcake.
  14. [05:36] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): o.o
  15. [05:37] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): cop cat :O
  16. [05:37] Rawrness (chuffington): cop cat?
  17. [05:37] Rawrness (chuffington): But you're a late 40s, early 50s diner waitress!
  18. [05:37] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): im 25
  19. [05:37] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): wasn't even born then
  20. [05:38] Rawrness (chuffington): yea but you're like, atomic punk!
  21. [05:38] Rawrness (chuffington): which is like steampunk, or diesel punk, but in the atomic age
  22. [05:40] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): I uhm .. I ... I don't know what you're talking about anymore xD
  23. [05:40] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): but sure go ahead
  24. [05:40] Rawrness (chuffington): yay!
  25. [05:40] Rawrness (chuffington): you're a good mid-wife!
  26. [05:43] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): what is a mid-wife?
  27. [05:43] Rawrness (chuffington): its like a woman who cares for a pregnant woman, and acts as a wet-nurse for the newborn baby
  28. [05:44] Rawrness (chuffington): in olde times during hte medieval eras, mid-wives was used to have sex with a pregnant woman's husband because it was thought that pregnant sex would injure a fetus
  29. [05:45] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): OH I see I see
  30. [05:45] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): tho
  31. [05:45] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): whyd I be that
  32. [05:45] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): its gross
  33. [05:45] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): eeew
  34. [05:45] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): like
  35. [05:45] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): EEEEEWW
  36. [05:45] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): SUPER
  37. [05:45] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): EEEEEEW
  38. [05:45] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): babies are gross
  39. [05:46] Rawrness (chuffington): but pregnant bellies are sexy!
  40. [05:46] Rawrness (chuffington): OH, we can get you a late-term abortion so you get all the belly rubs that doggos love, but without making it so only a clydesdale horse could please you, after birthing.
  41. [05:47] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): im
  42. [05:47] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): just
  43. [05:47] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): confused
  44. [05:47] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): why would I be a mid.wife thingy if you actually want me preggy
  45. [05:47] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): makes no sense to me xD
  46. [05:47] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): I mean
  47. [05:47] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): im probably just stupid
  48. [05:47] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): dumb af
  49. [05:47] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): sor something
  50. [05:47] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): mebe low iq
  51. [05:47] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): or
  52. [05:47] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): just
  53. [05:48] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): reeeeeeee
  54. [05:48] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): iam however confused xD
  55. [05:48] Rawrness (chuffington): you're a doggo, you're fine.
  56. [05:48] Rawrness (chuffington): good dog!
  57. [05:48] Rawrness (chuffington): you're an adoradog!
  58. [05:48] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): lmao
  59. [05:48] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): So
  60. [05:48] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): its amazing you went from 40#s waitress to medieval mid.wife
  61. [05:48] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): within a minute
  62. [05:49] Rawrness (chuffington): could be worse, could go from raping eastern europe, to owning a coffee plantation in guyana, in two minutes flat.
  63. [05:50] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): Good ting im not eastern european
  64. [05:50] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): tho
  65. [05:50] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): my country kinda raped the eastern europeans
  66. [05:50] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): lul
  67. [05:50] Rawrness (chuffington): german?
  68. [05:50] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): Heil Doggler o7
  69. [05:50] Rawrness (chuffington): thats okay, y'all are making up for it by letting in terrorists and virtue signaling!
  70. [05:50] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): buuuuullshit
  71. [05:51] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): the only terrorist we let in are murrican drone pilots
  72. [05:51] Rawrness (chuffington): least we don't set up no-go zones in your cities! we just liberate the FUCK out of your cities with mass firebombing and day-light bomber raids.
  73. [05:51] Rawrness (chuffington): x3
  74. [05:52] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): america isn't liberal
  75. [05:52] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): you guys can't drink in public
  76. [05:52] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): dafuq s that
  77. [05:52] Rawrness (chuffington): its apart of our modesty
  78. [05:52] Rawrness (chuffington): we prefer to drink in private, preferably at the gun range.
  79. [05:52] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): thats what you call freedom? .. speedlimitation, drink limitation .. NSA and CIA are free to gather all your datas
  80. [05:53] Rawrness (chuffington): least we got guns, and don't get thrown in jail for wearing an SS uniform.
  81. [05:54] Rawrness (chuffington): seriously tho, as american as I am, the SS uniforms was DAMN sexy
  82. [05:54] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): Well you know who made those anti nazis laws? americans ...
  83. [05:54] Rawrness (chuffington): I love black uniforms and black leather boots <3
  84. [05:54] Rawrness (chuffington): eh, germany is a failed example of our nation building
  85. [05:54] Rawrness (chuffington): but dont worry, we'll do better next time we invade fortress europe and liberate y'all
  86. [05:55] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): Well I think america in 2017 is a failure ...
  87. [05:55] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): Im not sure if guys like Washington would be proud of the nation if theyd see america in 2k17
  88. [05:56] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): and im not talking about american people (tho some of them are dumb af) but about the government and the failed system itself
  89. [05:57] Rawrness (chuffington): Nah, our system is the best; we're the greatest country on earth, with the best government system ever, and a President who has the balls to assert our position in the world!
  90. [05:57] Rawrness (chuffington): BUILD THE WALL!
  91. [05:57] Rawrness (chuffington): :D
  92. [05:57] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): Yes build and while you're at it, please surround of all murrica
  93. [05:57] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): so the world is finally free
  94. [05:58] Rawrness (chuffington): y'all will never be free from us!
  95. [05:58] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): :(
  96. [05:58] Rawrness (chuffington): One day, we'll expand and make the United States of Earth!
  97. [05:59] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): sounds like NWO to me :O
  98. [05:59] Rawrness (chuffington): besides, y'all like our products and military protection from russia way too much to wanna get rid of us.
  99. [06:00] Rawrness (chuffington): europeans bitch and whine about us, but if it wasn't for our nuclear missiles, and troops in your borders, then Russia would plow right on through, and your middle-class AntiFa LARPers would get to experiance socialism first hand, x3.
  100. [06:00] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): Besides we don't have many murrican products in germany cuz your shit would kill our health.
  101. [06:00] Rawrness (chuffington): Everything y'all have and use, is American invented!
  102. [06:01] Rawrness (chuffington): cars, phones, electricity, air conditioning, TVs, planes, its all been invented by Americans!
  103. [06:01] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): However germany has a form of socialism with the insurance and helthcare system, help for jobless ppl etc ..
  104. [06:01] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): well cars been inveted by germany
  105. [06:01] Rawrness (chuffington): naw, we invented and improved the car
  106. [06:01] Rawrness (chuffington): Henry Ford :D
  107. [06:02] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): no, ford improved the process of buiding a car
  108. [06:02] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): but germans inveted the car
  109. [06:02] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): Audi,Porsche,Daimler those were the carpioneers
  110. [06:03] Rawrness (chuffington): Chevrolet, Ford, Dodge, Kaiser-Jeep, AMC, are the ones who built the worlds automobile industry and pretty much invented modern cars!
  111. [06:03] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): wrong
  112. [06:03] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): A/C I don't know we don't need that in germany, its not really warm out here
  113. [06:03] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): so
  114. [06:03] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): don't care about that
  115. [06:04] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): Nikola Tesla was born in croatia, so aerica didn't do shit about electricity
  116. [06:04] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): =D
  117. [06:05] Rawrness (chuffington): He came to America, became a citizen, and invented electricity so it still counts
  118. [06:05] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): So you gonna say Abert Einstein and Wernher v. Braun are murricans as well?
  119. [06:06] Rawrness (chuffington): well they did become US citizens
  120. [06:06] Rawrness (chuffington): so yea
  121. [06:07] Rawrness (chuffington): but as we all know, you germans are still miffed that we invented the nuke first before y'all did
  122. [06:07] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): But if mexicans become US citizens they're still mexicans, or muslims will still be terorists ...makes no sense.
  123. [06:07] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): You know my generation doesn't give a fuck about war anymore, we know it better. And we are actully proud that we have nothing to do with the nuke.
  124. [06:08] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): Only reatrds would be glad to own a nuke
  125. [06:08] Rawrness (chuffington): y'all just jelly that you don't have over 10k nukes at the ready!
  126. [06:08] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): well considering murrica stores some of their nukes in germany ... nope
  127. [06:09] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): You should actually stop now
  128. [06:09] Rawrness (chuffington): x3
  129. [06:10] Rawrness (chuffington): Is my freedom making you too horny? <3
  130. [06:10] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): no its triggering me
  131. [06:10] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): I understand if you want to have fun, be sarcast, a troll or just dumb. But I do have tose talks ..with exactly the same arguemtns everyday with some random dipshits.And im fking tired.
  132. [06:11] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): I did nothing wrong and just because im german some hillibilly shits think they could start a discussion about bullshit with me .. its no fun anymore.
  133. [06:11] Rawrness (chuffington): you need to chillax love!
  134. [06:11] Rawrness (chuffington): its all fun and games!
  135. [06:12] ღ ƒυкσ Faru ღ (lumaraa): Yea dude but not if you get to hear the same shit over and over and over again, everyday day in and day out
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