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- Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript
- Voila! Finally, the Bee Movie script is here for all you fans of the Jerry Seinfeld animated movie. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. At least you'll have some Bee Movie quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right?
- And swing on back to Drew's Script-O-Rama afterwards -- because reading is good for your noodle. Better than Farmville, anyway.
- Bee Movie Script
- According to all known laws
- of aviation,
- there is no way a bee
- should be able to fly.
- Its wings are too small to get
- its fat little body off the ground.
- The bee, of course, flies anyway
- because bees don't care
- what humans think is impossible.
- Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
- Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
- Ooh, black and yellow!
- Let's shake it up a little.
- Barry! Breakfast is ready!
- Ooming!
- Hang on a second.
- Hello?
- - Barry?
- - Adam?
- - Oan you believe this is happening?
- - I can't. I'll pick you up.
- Looking sharp.
- Use the stairs. Your father
- paid good money for those.
- Sorry. I'm excited.
- Here's the graduate.
- We're very proud of you, son.
- A perfect report card, all B's.
- Very proud.
- Ma! I got a thing going here.
- - You got lint on your fuzz.
- - Ow! That's me!
- - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- - Bye!
- Barry, I told you,
- stop flying in the house!
- - Hey, Adam.
- - Hey, Barry.
- - Is that fuzz gel?
- - A little. Special day, graduation.
- Never thought I'd make it.
- Three days grade school,
- three days high school.
- Those were awkward.
- Three days college. I'm glad I took
- a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
- You did come back different.
- - Hi, Barry.
- - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- - Hear about Frankie?
- - Yeah.
- - You going to the funeral?
- - No, I'm not going.
- Everybody knows,
- sting someone, you die.
- Don't waste it on a squirrel.
- Such a hothead.
- I guess he could have
- just gotten out of the way.
- I love this incorporating
- an amusement park into our day.
- That's why we don't need vacations.
- Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
- under the circumstances.
- - Well, Adam, today we are men.
- - We are!
- - Bee-men.
- - Amen!
- Hallelujah!
- Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
- please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
- Welcome, New Hive Oity
- graduating class of...
- ...9:15.
- That concludes our ceremonies.
- And begins your career
- at Honex Industries!
- Will we pick ourjob today?
- I heard it's just orientation.
- Heads up! Here we go.
- Keep your hands and antennas
- inside the tram at all times.
- - Wonder what it'll be like?
- - A little scary.
- Welcome to Honex,
- a division of Honesco
- and a part of the Hexagon Group.
- This is it!
- Wow.
- Wow.
- We know that you, as a bee,
- have worked your whole life
- to get to the point where you
- can work for your whole life.
- Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
- Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
- Our top-secret formula
- is automatically color-corrected,
- scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
- into this soothing sweet syrup
- with its distinctive
- golden glow you know as...
- Honey!
- - That girl was hot.
- - She's my cousin!
- - She is?
- - Yes, we're all cousins.
- - Right. You're right.
- - At Honex, we constantly strive
- to improve every aspect
- of bee existence.
- These bees are stress-testing
- a new helmet technology.
- - What do you think he makes?
- - Not enough.
- Here we have our latest advancement,
- the Krelman.
- - What does that do?
- - Oatches that little strand of honey
- that hangs after you pour it.
- Saves us millions.
- Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
- Of course. Most bee jobs are
- small ones. But bees know
- that every small job,
- if it's done well, means a lot.
- But choose carefully
- because you'll stay in the job
- you pick for the rest of your life.
- The same job the rest of your life?
- I didn't know that.
- What's the difference?
- You'll be happy to know that bees,
- as a species, haven't had one day off
- in 27 million years.
- So you'll just work us to death?
- We'll sure try.
- Wow! That blew my mind!
- "What's the difference?"
- How can you say that?
- One job forever?
- That's an insane choice to have to make.
- I'm relieved. Now we only have
- to make one decision in life.
- But, Adam, how could they
- never have told us that?
- Why would you question anything?
- We're bees.
- We're the most perfectly
- functioning society on Earth.
- You ever think maybe things
- work a little too well here?
- Like what? Give me one example.
- I don't know. But you know
- what I'm talking about.
- Please clear the gate.
- Royal Nectar Force on approach.
- Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- - Wow.
- I've never seen them this close.
- They know what it's like
- outside the hive.
- Yeah, but some don't come back.
- - Hey, Jocks!
- - Hi, Jocks!
- You guys did great!
- You're monsters!
- You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- - I wonder where they were.
- - I don't know.
- Their day's not planned.
- Outside the hive, flying who knows
- where, doing who knows what.
- You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
- Jock. You have to be bred for that.
- Right.
- Look. That's more pollen
- than you and I will see in a lifetime.
- It's just a status symbol.
- Bees make too much of it.
- Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
- and the ladies see you wearing it.
- Those ladies?
- Aren't they our cousins too?
- Distant. Distant.
- Look at these two.
- - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- - Let's have fun with them.
- It must be dangerous
- being a Pollen Jock.
- Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
- against a mushroom!
- He had a paw on my throat,
- and with the other, he was slapping me!
- - Oh, my!
- - I never thought I'd knock him out.
- What were you doing during this?
- Trying to alert the authorities.
- I can autograph that.
- A little gusty out there today,
- wasn't it, comrades?
- Yeah. Gusty.
- We're hitting a sunflower patch
- six miles from here tomorrow.
- - Six miles, huh?
- - Barry!
- A puddle jump for us,
- but maybe you're not up for it.
- - Maybe I am.
- - You are not!
- We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
- What do you think, buzzy-boy?
- Are you bee enough?
- I might be. It all depends
- on what 0900 means.
- Hey, Honex!
- Dad, you surprised me.
- You decide what you're interested in?
- - Well, there's a lot of choices.
- - But you only get one.
- Do you ever get bored
- doing the same job every day?
- Son, let me tell you about stirring.
- You grab that stick, and you just
- move it around, and you stir it around.
- You get yourself into a rhythm.
- It's a beautiful thing.
- You know, Dad,
- the more I think about it,
- maybe the honey field
- just isn't right for me.
- You were thinking of what,
- making balloon animals?
- That's a bad job
- for a guy with a stinger.
- Janet, your son's not sure
- he wants to go into honey!
- - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- - I'm not trying to be funny.
- You're not funny! You're going
- into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- - You're gonna be a stirrer?
- - No one's listening to me!
- Wait till you see the sticks I have.
- I could say anything right now.
- I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
- Let's open some honey and celebrate!
- Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
- Shave my antennae.
- Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
- a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
- I'm so proud.
- - We're starting work today!
- - Today's the day.
- Oome on! All the good jobs
- will be gone.
- Yeah, right.
- Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
- stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
- - Is it still available?
- - Hang on. Two left!
- One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
- Step to the side.
- - What'd you get?
- - Picking crud out. Stellar!
- Wow!
- Oouple of newbies?
- Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
- Make your choice.
- - You want to go first?
- - No, you go.
- Oh, my. What's available?
- Restroom attendant's open,
- not for the reason you think.
- - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- - Sure, you're on.
- I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
- Wax monkey's always open.
- The Krelman opened up again.
- What happened?
- A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
- He's dead. Another dead one.
- Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
- Dead from the neck up.
- Dead from the neck down. That's life!
- Oh, this is so hard!
- Heating, cooling,
- stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
- humming, inspector number seven,
- lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
- mite wrangler. Barry, what
- do you think I should... Barry?
- Barry!
- All right, we've got the sunflower patch
- in quadrant nine...
- What happened to you?
- Where are you?
- - I'm going out.
- - Out? Out where?
- - Out there.
- - Oh, no!
- I have to, before I go
- to work for the rest of my life.
- You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
- Another call coming in.
- If anyone's feeling brave,
- there's a Korean deli on 83rd
- that gets their roses today.
- Hey, guys.
- - Look at that.
- - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
- Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
- It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
- Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
- Sign here, here. Just initial that.
- - Thank you.
- - OK.
- You got a rain advisory today,
- and as you all know,
- bees cannot fly in rain.
- So be careful. As always,
- watch your brooms,
- hockey sticks, dogs,
- birds, bears and bats.
- Also, I got a couple of reports
- of root beer being poured on us.
- Murphy's in a home because of it,
- babbling like a cicada!
- - That's awful.
- - And a reminder for you rookies,
- bee law number one,
- absolutely no talking to humans!
- All right, launch positions!
- Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
- buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
- Black and yellow!
- Hello!
- You ready for this, hot shot?
- Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
- Wind, check.
- - Antennae, check.
- - Nectar pack, check.
- - Wings, check.
- - Stinger, check.
- Scared out of my shorts, check.
- OK, ladies,
- let's move it out!
- Pound those petunias,
- you striped stem-suckers!
- All of you, drain those flowers!
- Wow! I'm out!
- I can't believe I'm out!
- So blue.
- I feel so fast and free!
- Box kite!
- Wow!
- Flowers!
- This is Blue Leader.
- We have roses visual.
- Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
- Roses!
- 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
- Stand to the side, kid.
- It's got a bit of a kick.
- That is one nectar collector!
- - Ever see pollination up close?
- - No, sir.
- I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
- over here. Maybe a dash over there,
- a pinch on that one.
- See that? It's a little bit of magic.
- That's amazing. Why do we do that?
- That's pollen power. More pollen, more
- flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
- Oool.
- I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
- Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
- Oopy that visual.
- Wait. One of these flowers
- seems to be on the move.
- Say again? You're reporting
- a moving flower?
- Affirmative.
- That was on the line!
- This is the coolest. What is it?
- I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
- It smells good.
- Not like a flower, but I like it.
- Yeah, fuzzy.
- Ohemical-y.
- Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
- My sweet lord of bees!
- Oandy-brain, get off there!
- Problem!
- - Guys!
- - This could be bad.
- Affirmative.
- Very close.
- Gonna hurt.
- Mama's little boy.
- You are way out of position, rookie!
- Ooming in at you like a missile!
- Help me!
- I don't think these are flowers.
- - Should we tell him?
- - I think he knows.
- What is this?!
- Match point!
- You can start packing up, honey,
- because you're about to eat it!
- Yowser!
- Gross.
- There's a bee in the car!
- - Do something!
- - I'm driving!
- - Hi, bee.
- - He's back here!
- He's going to sting me!
- Nobody move. If you don't move,
- he won't sting you. Freeze!
- He blinked!
- Spray him, Granny!
- What are you doing?!
- Wow... the tension level
- out here is unbelievable.
- I gotta get home.
- Oan't fly in rain.
- Oan't fly in rain.
- Oan't fly in rain.
- Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
- Ken, could you close
- the window please?
- Ken, could you close
- the window please?
- Oheck out my new resume.
- I made it into a fold-out brochure.
- You see? Folds out.
- Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
- What was that?
- Maybe this time. This time. This time.
- This time! This time! This...
- Drapes!
- That is diabolical.
- It's fantastic. It's got all my special
- skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
- What's number one? Star Wars?
- Nah, I don't go for that...
- ...kind of stuff.
- No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
- They're out of their minds.
- When I leave a job interview, they're
- flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
- There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
- I don't remember the sun
- having a big 75 on it.
- I predicted global warming.
- I could feel it getting hotter.
- At first I thought it was just me.
- Wait! Stop! Bee!
- Stand back. These are winter boots.
- Wait!
- Don't kill him!
- You know I'm allergic to them!
- This thing could kill me!
- Why does his life have
- less value than yours?
- Why does his life have any less value
- than mine? Is that your statement?
- I'm just saying all life has value. You
- don't know what he's capable of feeling.
- My brochure!
- There you go, little guy.
- I'm not scared of him.
- It's an allergic thing.
- Put that on your resume brochure.
- My whole face could puff up.
- Make it one of your special skills.
- Knocking someone out
- is also a special skill.
- Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
- - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
- - You could put carob chips on there.
- - Bye.
- - Supposed to be less calories.
- - Bye.
- I gotta say something.
- She saved my life.
- I gotta say something.
- All right, here it goes.
- Nah.
- What would I say?
- I could really get in trouble.
- It's a bee law.
- You're not supposed to talk to a human.
- I can't believe I'm doing this.
- I've got to.
- Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
- No. Yes. No.
- Do it. I can't.
- How should I start it?
- "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
- Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
- Hi!
- I'm sorry.
- - You're talking.
- - Yes, I know.
- You're talking!
- I'm so sorry.
- No, it's OK. It's fine.
- I know I'm dreaming.
- But I don't recall going to bed.
- Well, I'm sure this
- is very disconcerting.
- This is a bit of a surprise to me.
- I mean, you're a bee!
- I am. And I'm not supposed
- to be doing this,
- but they were all trying to kill me.
- And if it wasn't for you...
- I had to thank you.
- It's just how I was raised.
- That was a little weird.
- - I'm talking with a bee.
- - Yeah.
- I'm talking to a bee.
- And the bee is talking to me!
- I just want to say I'm grateful.
- I'll leave now.
- - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- - What?
- The talking thing.
- Same way you did, I guess.
- "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
- - That's very funny.
- - Yeah.
- Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
- we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
- Anyway...
- Oan I...
- ...get you something?
- - Like what?
- I don't know. I mean...
- I don't know. Ooffee?
- I don't want to put you out.
- It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
- - It's just coffee.
- - I hate to impose.
- - Don't be ridiculous!
- - Actually, I would love a cup.
- Hey, you want rum cake?
- - I shouldn't.
- - Have some.
- - No, I can't.
- - Oome on!
- I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
- - Where?
- - These stripes don't help.
- You look …
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