Taako Magic 5

Griffin: But she reappears a couple seconds later and she’s holding in her hand the Arcane Core from the car.

Travis: Oh goodness.

Griffin: That she has popped out of the engine. And she climbs back on, walks over to you Taako, and she says:
Hurley: You ready to do some pruning?
And throws it and smashes it on the ground. And there is a bright blue flash of light and suddenly, suspended in the air in front of you, Taako, are these shiny blue translucent flecks that your Umbra staff, kind of like the one time it swallowed that guy’s staff and became more powerful, your Umbra staff kind of like, excitedly, like a dog that just smelled a treat, looks up at these flecks and turns inside out and swallows them all up and is now just kind of shaking in your hand. And you feel empowered with an energy that you’ve never really felt before.

Justin: ...Okay.

[Clint laughs]

Griffin: And it’s your turn.

Justin:
Taako: Okay...

Griffin: All of your spell slots are back.

Justin: Oh great! Excellent.

Travis: Did it also heal all of us? And give us, like +16 to attack?

Griffin: No, the Arcane Core just sort of exploded and its Arcane contents poured out of it and were hungrily gobbled up by the Umbra Staff.

Justin: I guess I’m gonna cast-

Clint: Try Zone of Truth.

Justin: I’m gonna cast Zone of Truth on myself and then say…

Griffin: You tell the truth forever.

Justin:
Taako: We’re gonna win!

[Clint laughs]

Griffin: And then just by saying that and being truthful-

Justin: Right, yeah. Bend reality. It didn’t really… I mean, I...I...I… I think I’m gonna need to cast Fireball again.

Griffin: ‘Kay.

Justin: But I’m gonna focus this fireball on the same area that Magnus ripped open with his bare hands.

Griffin: Okay.

Justin: To try and blow a hole through it.

Griffin: Uh, 14?

Justin: No, sir. I’m gonna do it. [Rolls]. 4 [rolls], 5 [rolls] 6 [rolls] 11 [rolls] 17 [rolls] 23 [rolls] 27 [rolls] 32!

Griffin: Okay, you point your Umbra Staff.

Justin: 64!

Griffin: Okay, you point the Umbra Staff at this towering vine giant and fireball starts to come out of the tip of it but it’s like, really big?

Justin: Uh oh.

Griffin: And it hasn’t like fully come out of it yet, it’s almost like a drop of water that hasn’t really fallen out of the faucet yet, so go ahead and keep rolling those D6’s

Justin: [Snorts] Okay… [rolls] 3 [rolls] 9 [rolls] 11 [rolls] 15 [rolls] 18 [rolls] will you tell me when to stop?

Griffin: Yup.

Justin: 22 [rolls] 23 [rolls] 29 [rolls] 33 [rolls] 37 [laughs] [rolls] 43 [rolls]

Clint: This is worrying me.

Justin: Yeah. 47 [rolls] 48

Griffin: Okay, that’s good.

Justin: Okay.

Griffin: Okay, so it’s 48 on top of the 32?

Justin: Yeah.

Griffin: For a total of 160?

Justin: ...Yeah.

Griffin: Yeah, the sun basically comes out of the end of your Umbra Staff. You actually-

Justin: Hey, but, uh, do I get to say anythin’?

Griffin: Yeah, sure.

Justin:
Taako: Who’s up for some sun-dried dipshit!
 Then I fire it.

Ep. 27, Petals to the Metal, 36:50